Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

ice grillin you · January 02, 2009, 02:01:56 PM

rjs is right tho...they ran like three times on 3rd and 2-4 in the first half after having run on first and second down...the play calling was horrendously conservative as tho they were playing iowa in a snowstorm rather than a team you have to pull out a miracle to outscore

rjs246 · January 02, 2009, 02:12:15 PM

At one point I think they had three straight three and outs and on all three of them they failed to convert on 3rd and 3 or shorter. That's Andy-Reid-bad.

ice grillin you · January 02, 2009, 02:13:35 PM

its not even that they failed to convert but in those three 3 and outs there were nine runs...it was like anti andy reid bad

stalker · January 02, 2009, 02:26:34 PM

Quote from: FastFreddie on January 02, 2009, 01:13:41 PM
Quote from: stalker on January 02, 2009, 12:48:59 PM
"Dirty" Sanchez is one hell of a player. He looked like a man among boys yesterday.

In all fairness, his receivers usually had about 5-10 yards of separation.

PSU got absolutely massacred. The score is very misleading.

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2009, 06:30:31 AM
taylor mays > _____________

ALL. DROOL. GET.

I just wanted the opportunity to use Dirty Sanchez in a football post.

rjs246 · January 02, 2009, 02:48:22 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2009, 02:13:35 PM
its not even that they failed to convert but in those three 3 and outs there were nine runs...it was like anti andy reid bad

My favorite was the delayed handoff on third and 10-inches. Even the braindead announcers were wondering aloud why they didn't just call a sneak.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 02, 2009, 03:08:49 PM

Thankfully, I think Galen Hall is retiring. Maybe Joe will start calling the plays again. That could be fun.

SunMo · January 02, 2009, 03:09:57 PM

he would tell a delightful anecdote before each call, it would be cozy

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 02, 2009, 03:12:00 PM

Yeah, the delay of game penalties would totally be worth it.

Remember the old Paterno offense?

1st down: Tailback draw - 2 yards
2nd down: FB off-tackle - 1 yard
3rd down: Incomplete pass

SunMo · January 02, 2009, 03:16:45 PM

rashard casey naked bootleg, 2 yards

reese125 · January 02, 2009, 03:25:10 PM

thats hot

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 02, 2009, 03:29:32 PM

Quote from: SunMo on January 02, 2009, 03:16:45 PM
rashard casey naked bootleg, 2 yards

Wally Richardson pass into triple coverage, -47 yards

ice grillin you · January 02, 2009, 03:33:57 PM

matt seneca down 34-7 garbage time handoff to omar easy no gain

SunMo · January 02, 2009, 03:43:43 PM

haha

BigEd76 · January 08, 2009, 12:38:33 AM

JoePa's statue vandalized, glasses stolen

BigEd76 · January 14, 2009, 02:40:04 PM

Maybin and Evans are leaving for the draft, and LJ Sr. was offered the defensive coordinator position at Illinois