Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, February 02, 2006, 09:23:05 AM

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phattymatty

Princeton Review's new rankings came out today

QuoteTop 10 party schools
1. University of Texas-Austin
2. Penn State University
3. West Virginia University
4. University of Wisconsin-Madison
5. University of Mississippi
6. Ohio University
7. University of Mass.-Amherst
8. Louisiana State University
9. University of Iowa
10. University of California-Santa Barbara

Word.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Did they officially retire UCLA from the rankings, or have they simply fallen that far?

Feva

I can vouch for Ohio University.
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rjs246

Quote from: EagleFeva on August 22, 2006, 11:22:31 AM
I can vouch for Ohio University.

As can I. Halloween at that place is farging ridiculous.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I can't vouch for Penn State.  There weren't numerous times I completely blacked out and found out later just how ridiculously drunk I was.  And I certainly never woke up in the morning next to anyone I didn't remember.  And I certainly didn't personally drive no less than 3-4 of my friends to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Obviously, none of that ever occurred.  What a snoozefest.

rjs246

Your friends needed their stomachs pumped? Ha. farging lightweights.

If you can't take the heat, don't go to Penn State.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

All but one of them were chicks.  And the other one was a freshman.  So, yes.  You're correct.

MDS

So thats why everyone I know who went to PSU came back fat this year.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MDS on August 22, 2006, 12:52:16 PM
So thats why everyone I know who went to PSU came back fat this year.

The commons food certainly doesn't help, but the alcohol was certainly more to blame for my initial weight gain.

Since I went to school at 6'0", 160, it all worked out.

NGM

Quote from: MDS on August 22, 2006, 12:52:16 PM
So thats why everyone I know who went to PSU came back fat this year.

You never heard of the Freshman 15?
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Feva

Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2006, 12:20:38 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 22, 2006, 11:22:31 AM
I can vouch for Ohio University.

As can I. Halloween at that place is farging ridiculous.

'97, '99 and '03.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Drunkmasterflex

I have partied at 4 of the schools on that list, and I must say that of those four they are all deserving of that list.  I have been to PSU, WVU, Wisconsin, and Texas.  Of the four I would put PSU on the bottom of that list, my reason the sluts up at PSU aren't nearly as slutty unless you go to school there.  The other schools like strangers.
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rjs246

WVU is definitely a sick party school too, but I'd take PSU over Morgantown every day of the week.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.