Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[Drunkmasterflex]

oh yeah

but im like you in that i like benn the best...they just arent getting him

Well since you are saying that it probably means they will.  Nice avatar by the way.

[NGM]

As expected PSU lands 4 star (pennstatescout .com) OL Josh Marks last night.   

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

As expected PSU lands 4 star (pennstatescout .com) OL Josh Marks last night.   

He and all the others that committed already will probably re-commit at least once more.  Too early.

[BigEd76]

Stupar committed to PSU today.  Another 4-star LB...

[Drunkmasterflex]

My Dad told me today that Pat Bostic committed to Pitt, I guess getting Devlin killed any shot at getting him.  He also told me that he watched Stupar play last year against Bishop McDevitt/Lesean McCoy and the kid was all over the place, he said he reminds him of Puz.   If he is half that good we got ourselves one helluva a ball player.

[NGM]

My Dad told me today that Pat Bostic committed to Pitt, I guess getting Devlin killed any shot at getting him.  He also told me that he watched Stupar play last year against Bishop McDevitt/Lesean McCoy and the kid was all over the place, he said he reminds him of Puz.   If he is half that good we got ourselves one helluva a ball player.

I read an article comparing Devlin and Bostic which basically stated they are equal in ability.  Devlin had better stats for the most part and the only reason he was a 4 star last year is because how strong the QB class was last year.  This years relatively weaker class makes Bostic a 5 star.  Take from that what you will.

[phattymatty]

You know you went to Penn State if...

You've had a pony at the Skellar.

You were attacked by a squirrel.

You've wondered who and why the hell anyone sits in the front row @ the Forum.

You tried to find a way into the tunnel system.

You've had your car towed away by Tennis' or Walk's.

You're ok with no name being on your jersey.

You start to hold your breath before the drum major even starts running out for the flip.


You've been involved in a soda cup brawl with 100,000 of your closest friends.

You were half frozen after walking across Parking Lot 80 on the way to class from East Halls.

Someone tells you they lived on Beaver for three years and you don't think that's odd.

Every once in a while you just crave a Chicken Cosmo (and you know what it is).

You've ever had a Tonto's Demise, Original Sin, Cherry Bombs, or an El Nino.

You know what a monkey boy is.

You've called for a taxi and a 1984 Chevy Nova pulls up.

You've participated in THON.

When someone says "Teas" only one particular type of beverage comes to your mind and Lipton doesn't make it.

You've enjoyed the fine cuisine that was Cluck U Chicken.

You don't know the goddamn words.

You passed more than one class using Nittany Notes.

You know how to "penny lock" someone inside a room.

You've debated the validity and proper use of the terms "soda" and "pop" as well as "gum band" and "rubber band." (correct answers are: SODA and rubberband)

You've wanted, and gotten, the Lion.

You've enjoyed burritos as big as your head.

You participated in turning a yearly cultural and artistic event into an event synonymous with partying.

Sleeping through fire alarms is not so much a decision as it is a practice.

Being drunk at 2 pm at 210 is not sad but rather an honor and a privilege.

You've had to dodge an OPP van that's driving on the sidewalk.

You think of Calder Way as your personal outdoor toilet.

You're sure Velveeta and Green Eggs and Spam are almost big time.

You've ever taken the Loop to class.

You've ever been late to class because of the mass of freshmen that got on the Loop at East Halls, only to get off one stop later.

You're going to hell, because according to Gary the Willard Preacher, everyone at Penn State is going to hell.

You've ever wondered if the Willard Preacher knew something that you didn't.

You still have uncountable and unpaid parking tickets from campus that you got because you were too lazy to walk.

You remember Uncle Chens General Tso's chicken.

You can call 867-5309, and actually have someone pick up on the other end.

You still have your IM Jerseys and occasionally wear them proudly.

You own a piece of Penn State clothing...for every day of the week...or month.

You know what the hell "the Stacks" are.

You've ever laughed when a friend at another school told you that they couldn't imagine a better college experience.

You've drank Captain and Cokes out of a pitcher on Tuesday nights.

You've been to Movin' On.

Scheduled your courses in Spring so you could spend Friday afternoons sitting outside at the Cafe.

You had a Grad student teaching you a really hard Physics class named Bang Yi Yang and his first statement was "I not speak velly good englis".

Fast Break was not just a basketball term.

It seems odd for McDonald's to be busier at 6pm than at 3am.

Sideshow Bob was not just a Simpson's character.

You've been to Table Wars and seen the Phyrst Family.

Asking for "a Lager" can only be taken one way.

There's nothing odd about sitting in the balcony of the auditorium for class...or falling asleep there.

Still think the G-Man has the best wings you've ever had.

Think College Pizza is the best drunk food ever.

Grilled Sticky is part of your personal lexicon.

You know somebody who has either humped or urinated on that metal pig downtown.

You thought it was perfectly normal to sleep on the floor of The HUB Fishbowl in between classes.

You become outraged to find anyone charge more than a buck for a slice of pizza.

You say the name "Joe" and no last name is required.

You think Natural Light or Beast isn't actually that bad but PBR is still crap.

You would go back and do it all over again.

...You know where you spent the 4-6 best years of your life!... For the Glory...!

[rjs246]

This one terrified me...

You know you went to Penn State if...

You remember Uncle Chens General Tso's chicken.

Remember it, I still dream about it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I stopped dreaming about it and started nightmaring after the last time I ordered it.

Literally, it had 7 long hairs in it.

I still ate it.

[phattymatty]

i did love me some chicken cosmos

[BigEd76]

PSU got these recruits:

CB Chaz Powell

P/K Ryan Breen

...and will probably get this one soon:

WR Nick Sukay

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I guess this is the year to recruit the big white WR's.

[ice grillin you]

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[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ha!

[ice grillin you]

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