Women

Started by Diomedes, June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM

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rjs246

Also, women are crazy. Let's be clear on that point.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

I thought of the porn relation, but I know its not real and I don't hold my girlfriend accountable for not taking it ass to mouth. I'd much rather do that to her in her sleep.
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rjs246

Quote from: mussa on June 29, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
I thought of the porn relation, but I know its not real and I don't hold my girlfriend accountable for not taking it ass to mouth. I'd much rather do that to her in her sleep.

Can't you hold her accoutnable and ATM her while she sleeps? Think man, think.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?
I dream of Taylor Rain and Jenna Haze, throw in a little Sasha Grey and i wouldnt care if you shot me in the head when i was done, i would have accomplished everything i wanted in life at that point.  Sidenote, Sasha Grey will be in Entourage this year. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SD

Quote from: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 10:36:26 AM
facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel


Amen

My next post was about facebook, 90% of status updates from women are about how much pain they're in, for example, this is from this morning alone:
Quoteat work....not feeling 100%.....yuck.

Quotesinus headache.....yuck

Quotestill has really bad allergies but has finished with the upper resp. infection and NOW i have a sinus infection. Just freakin wonderful!!! Oh and working on box #6 of tissues..LMAO

Quotemight have a stomache virus..Been up sick for the last hour....Gonna try and nap before i have to go into work..aaaahhhhh!

Which begs the question: Are all women hypercondriacs?  Why do they complain about every minute farging thing that's wrong with them.

SD

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 29, 2010, 10:38:23 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 29, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
I sit back and fantasize about porn stars and the unrealistic relationships that they have.

I agree that romance novel, teen vampire bullshtein is farging annoying and incomprehensible, but is it really so different from imagining a life where your significant other is dying to have her icehole penetrated and can't get off unless you unload on her face?
I dream of Taylor Rain and Jenna Haze, throw in a little Sasha Grey and i wouldnt care if you shot me in the head when i was done, i would have accomplished everything i wanted in life at that point.  Sidenote, Sasha Grey will be in Entourage this year. 

I'm still holding onto the dream where I become a millionaire, buy my own island and fly porn stars in during the weekends. It could happen.

rjs246

So you wish you had founded Girls Gone Wild? Me too dude.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

Quote from: SD on June 29, 2010, 11:13:07 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 10:36:26 AM
facebook is infintely worse than any young adult novel


Amen

My next post was about facebook, 90% of status updates from women are about how much pain they're in, for example, this is from this morning alone:
Quoteat work....not feeling 100%.....yuck.

Quotesinus headache.....yuck

Quotestill has really bad allergies but has finished with the upper resp. infection and NOW i have a sinus infection. Just freakin wonderful! Oh and working on box #6 of tissues..LMAO

Quotemight have a stomache virus..Been up sick for the last hour....Gonna try and nap before i have to go into work..aaaahhhhh!

Which begs the question: Are all women hypercondriacs?  Why do they complain about every minute farging thing that's wrong with them.


other than the attention whoring...the worst part about facebook is that it makes men be like women
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD

Quote from: ice grillin you on June 29, 2010, 11:17:49 AM

other than the attention whoring...the worst part about facebook is that it makes men be like women

It's like you read my mind

Rome

Having met most of you, it's a full-blown goddamn miracle that ANY of you have found women that allow you anywhere near her naughty places.

Just be thankful for that and shut up already.

hbionic

Quote from: Rome on June 29, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
Having met most of you, it's a full-blown goddamn miracle that ANY of you have found women that allow you anywhere near her naughty places.

Just be thankful for that and shut up already.

You obviously haven't met me. Bitches flock to me like flies 'cause I'm the poo-poo. SYYYYKKE!!

I jerk off to news weather girls.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PoopyfaceMcGee

When you say "bitches," you mean dudes with stretched sphincters, right?

LBIggle

I hooked up with this bitch on the weekend and when I was nailing her she yelled to smack her tits.  so I did.  and she was shocked.  so I smacked them again.  I could tell it was weird after that so I finished and bounced.  in conclusion, bitches are crazy.

Diomedes

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