Re: Random Gun Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[shorebird]

You might be a liberal if...

1. You think Ted Koppel's Hair is real!

2. You like to give to charities - with other people's money.

3. You think free love is sheik and still wonder why your third marriage just went down the toilet.

4. Whenever an intern disappears in Washington, you say it's all about sex.

5. Your father wore flowers and your mother wore army boots in the sixties.

6. You think Al Gore won the election in 2000.

7. You fondly recall Stalin as "Uncle Joe".

8. You think the second amendment is the right to keep and bear a white flag.

9. Whenever you hear Rush Limbaugh's name mentioned you foam at the mouth and your knee jerks.

10. When hooligans throw rocks at police, you call it civil disobedience, when Republicans protest a fixed election you call it a riot.

11. If you nod your head and genuflect when Ted Kennedy speaks (or belches) then you might be a liberal.

12. If you went to prep school, got your bachelor's, master's, doctorate; you teach in a university, and still imagine that you know all about the real world, then you might be a liberal.

13. If you think evangelical is a dirty word you might be a liberal.

14. If you make sure to invite a lone conservative to your chic (not sheik) party because you want to show people how open-minded you are then you might be a liberal.

15. If you think alcoholics are disabled and deserve Social Security (or should be elected to be the senior senator from Massachussettes) then you might be a liberal.

16. If you eat granola bars for breakfast, salad greens for lunch, quiche for supper and then wake up hungry in the middle of the night and eat a whole quart of ice cream...and still think you are eating healthy, then you might be a liberal.

17. If you think rats, mice and houseflies are people, too, then you might be a liberal.

18. If you burried your dead goldfish in the compost bin because you thought it would be good for the environment then you might be a liberal.

19. If you think the government can solve your personal problems then you might be a liberal.

20. And our favorite: You might be a liberal if your FIVE-YEAR-OLD tells YOU what to do!

21. "You might be a liberal if you give money to the homeless man on the corner of the freeway, but you turn up your nose every time you see a boy scout."

Like a glove

[Munson]

I'm not sure if any one of those makes any sense.

Shore done gone of the deep end.

[shorebird]

I'm not sure if any one of those makes any sense.

Shore done gone of the deep end.

Number nine hits home, as it would if it said Hannity, or O'Reilly

[shorebird]

No. 10 for shore.

[General_Failure]

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FUNNY EMAIL FROM GRANDMA

[MDS]

shore how was the afternoon at the VA hall

[shorebird]

You two need new material. Old and not funny.

[shorebird]

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FUNNY EMAIL FROM GRANDMA

Not even. The Conservative Monitor

Don't get emails like you must. Half those with fifty CC and the other half specials from Dominos and all the local sub shops.

[shorebird]

shore how was the afternoon at the VA hall

If I was a vet and did go to the local VA hall it would have been better spent than yours was beating that pathetic little pecker to Asian porn. Oh wait, you said you can't stand that they screech in some high pitched voice, so maybe your into the euro babes now.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I think he likes hairy Pakistani chicks

[shorebird]

Ahg! Talk about the burnt forest. He could do better than that. There has to be a fat MILF out there some were.

[MDS]

i honestly have no clue what youre talking about

[ice grillin you]

You two need new material. Old and not funny.

[MDS]

this is like the time he got drunk and PMed me a bunch of anti semitic stuff

[ice grillin you]

he copied and pasted something from 2003 and is talking about old material

as romey would say - you cant make this shtein up