The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread

Started by PhillyGirl, March 07, 2010, 12:28:22 PM

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ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

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You can purchase a castration from this guy in Sebring, Florida.

EDIT:  Here is the text of the Highlands County Sheriff's Office Facebook page.

QuoteMAN CHARGED AFTER BOTCHED CASTRATION

This one is a little ... let's just say sensitive. You could even say it's kinda nuts.

Just before midnight on Sunday, Aug. 18, a deputy responded to a home on Orday Road in Sebring after a 911 hang-up. These are pretty routine and deputies respond to many of them per shift. But most of them don't make the cut when it comes to being memorable. This one will definitely hang around in the memory for a while.

When the deputy arrived and knocked on the door, it was answered by 74-year-old Gary Van Ryswyk. He told the deputy he had just performed a castration on a man and, to say the least, Van Ryswyk had dropped the ball on this one.

Deputies found the man on the bed with a towel over his groin, which was bleeding heavily. Nearby, there was a pink container which held two body parts that had recently been much closer to the victim. The victim was taken to the hospital and was later flown to a regional medical center. He is listed in stable condition.

The room was set up like a surgical center with medical equipment and painkillers. There was also a camera set up to record the procedure.

Van Ryswyk told deputies he had met the victim on a website on the dark web called eunuch.com (click that link at your own risk) which is for people who have a castration fetish. He told the victim that he had experience on animals and had even removed one of his own testicles in 2012.

He told deputies he had tried to perform the procedure on the victim a week earlier, but when he tried to sanitize the area, something came up so the procedure had to be delayed.

He also said he had done a similar procedure on a man in a local motel a few years ago that turned out pretty much like this one, but couldn't remember the other man's name. The man went to the hospital, but law enforcement was not notified.

Van Ryswyk was arrested Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury, a second-degree felony. His bond was set at $250,000.

Anyone who has information about Van Ryswyk is asked to call Det. Roger St. Laurent at 863-402-7250 or email detectives@highlandssheriff.com. Tips can also be left anonymously on the Highlands County Sheriff's Office app or through Heartland Crime Stoppers at 1-800-226-TIPS or www.heartlandcrimestoppers.com.

Note: Not all arrests result in convictions. Everyone is considered innocent until proven guilty in court.

PhillyPhreak54


General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

Pirates' All-Star Closer Felipe Vázquez Arrested On Charges Of Solicitation Of A Child

QuoteFlorida law enforcement officials say their investigation began last month after officials "obtained information that Vázquez had a reported sexual relationship with a 13-year-old female" in Florida. Authorities say the alleged victim, now 15, had gotten text messages from Vázquez saying the would meet up after baseball season.

Investigators say the girl also allegedly received a video in July from the pitcher in which he is shown performing a sex act.

According to ESPN MLB Insider Jeff Passan

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

God damn. Wtf is wrong with that dude? You're a MLB player and can basically take your pick of women and you're going after kids?

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54




ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Tomahawk

Agreed...flying from the UK to Vancouver with a 3 month old must have been tortuous. The Connors sound like dicks to the max