$47 midnight snack

Started by MURP, November 03, 2005, 11:13:33 AM

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stillupfront

Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 03, 2005, 12:18:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.

I'd eat Dei Lynam while farging the sammitch.


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PhillyPhanInDC

I'd hit it. A bit more cheese than I am used to though, but much less fat. :yay
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stillupfront

Quote from: stillupfront on November 03, 2005, 01:39:34 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 03, 2005, 12:18:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd eat Dei Lynam, too, which is only slightly more disgusting.

I'd eat Dei Lynam while farging the sammitch.

And then GF would really enjoy the sandwich.


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rjs246

Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.

The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.

The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.

That's why I find the outcry after SuperSize Me came out unsettling and retarded. Of course if you eat McDonald's for every meal of every day you're going to turn into a fat(ter) ass. For farg's sake, go to the motherfarging grocery store and buy some farging food to cook on your own, fargtard.

Diomedes

Next week I'm paying off another debt.  That leaves only three to go before I'm debt free.  That's stage one of my plan.  Stage two is to leave America to it's own devices.  I could care less what people eat.  I'm leaving.
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rjs246

Quote from: Tomahawk on November 03, 2005, 04:28:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 03:55:24 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on November 03, 2005, 01:35:53 PM
and the country wonders why it has an obesity problem.

The only people that wonder about it are the idiots who supersize their combo meals and order a diet coke to go with it. The rest of the world completely understands why Americans are fat.

That's why I find the outcry after SuperSize Me came out unsettling and retarded. Of course if you eat McDonald's for every meal of every day you're going to turn into a fat(ter) ass. For farg's sake, go to the motherfarging grocery store and buy some farging food to cook on your own, fargtard.

Dude, the guy getting fat wasn't even the most disturbing part of Super Size Me. When he was just sitting there and threw up for no reason I almost lost it. I don't eat fast food very often at all, and haven't since college, but that scene pretty much ended any non-blackout-drunk fastfood eating for me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

i never saw supersize me. but i only eat fast food about once a month, if that. most of it is gross. and in the 20 minutes it takes to drive to one of these fatass factories, you can cook something that tastes better and is better for you.
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MadMarchHare

Dude the most disturbing thing was not that he became a fat ass.  It was that within two weeks he was showing signs of liver failure, and by 3 weeks it was coupled with signs of renal failure.  His cholesterol went up 50 PTS in 4 weeks.  I could have told you eating 3 squares at McDs would impact your health, but I never would've believed that much.
Anyone but Reid.

Tomahawk

I've never seen, nor will I ever see, the movie. People just acted like it was some sort of revelation; as if it forced them to come to some sort of epiphany.

rjs246

Quote from: Tomahawk on November 03, 2005, 04:41:15 PM
I've never seen, nor will I ever see, the movie. People just acted like it was some sort of revelation; as if it forced them to come to some sort of epiphany.

Which shows how pathetically lazy and ignorant the majority of people are.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

4and26


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: 4and26 on November 03, 2005, 05:27:41 PM
Quite the message board ......this is a good one!

http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1941575#post1941575

Because I'm a nice guy....

QuoteBrad,


It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.


I am so sorry.
Elizabeth


QuoteDear Elizabeth,



Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't **** him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill ***-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the ***** of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.


Talk to you never,

Brad

Tomahawk

Quote from: FFatPatt on November 03, 2005, 05:45:18 PM
Quote from: 4and26 on November 03, 2005, 05:27:41 PM
Quite the message board ......this is a good one!

http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1941575#post1941575

Because I'm a nice guy....

QuoteBrad,


It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.


I am so sorry.
Elizabeth


QuoteDear Elizabeth,



Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't **** him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill ***-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the ***** of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.


Talk to you never,

Brad

That's farging hilarious!