Golf

Started by stalker, January 29, 2009, 12:42:21 PM

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Susquehanna Birder

Got my first set of clubs for my birthday. Looking forward to making an ass of myself on one of the local courses.

ice grillin you

arent you like 35?....thats pretty late to start playing golf
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

phattymatty

thats whats good about golf.

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 26, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
arent you like 35?....thats pretty late to start playing golf

Dude, I don't even remember 35.


Rome

Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on July 26, 2010, 12:50:19 PM
Got my first set of clubs for my birthday. Looking forward to making an ass of myself on one of the local courses.

there's only one rule as a beginner that you need to know: if you're playing slow let the people behind play through.

come to think of it, there's two rules:  let faster players play through and the beginner always buys when the cart girl comes around.

Susquehanna Birder

I figured the first one (as long as the overtaking players aren't pricks about it), and I'm okay with the second.

rjs246

Don't forget rule number three. The day you golf sober is the day you are an old boring douche.

Seriously Rule Number 3. It's in the manual.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Tiger is -2 through 2 holes at the PGA.  OMGHESBACK

Sgt PSN

Rule #4:  If you tee off and your ball doesn't go passed the women's tee, you have to play the rest of the round with your pants around your ankles. 

PoopyfaceMcGee

-3 through 4 holes.  Tiger is angry and going to hate farg a pancake waitress tonight.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

what the farg is wrong with you?

Sgt PSN

I'd like to email those pics to the KKK and ask if they still believe that whites are the superior race. 

Diomedes

I thought the second pick was Will Ferrell at first, some long ago skit.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

Yeah, it looks like some old SNL skit he would have done back in the day.