(farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, November 10, 2005, 03:00:57 PM

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PoopyfaceMcGee


rjs246

farging hate Dallas.
Hate their bandwagoning fans.
Napalm Texas. Jerks.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Texas Stadium
Hasn't been imploded yet?
It's such a shteinhole.

Father Demon

81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on November 10, 2005, 03:09:30 PM
81 is out
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, boys 10.

You could have made that rhyme...

Gone is 81
But it really matters none.
Birds 30, Boys 1.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans
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Father Demon

Quote from: Wingspan on November 10, 2005, 03:13:45 PM
eat shtein dallas fans
eat a big shtein dallas fans
eat shtein dallas fans

Sometimes the most beautiful things in the world are the simplest.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Rome

Dallas Fans Are A Bunch Of Hoydas
Of That There Is No Doubt
Five Seven Five This Motherfarger

;D

PoopyfaceMcGee

Dallas eats goat turds
Juicy piles of steaming dung
They drink liquid poop

JTrotter Fan

I live in Waco
Loser Cowboy fans all up
in each others crack

Crackheads galore make
up the fanbase of so called
Americas team

I hate Cowboys fans
cuz they are the biggest bunch
of sallies on earth
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

PoopyfaceMcGee

J. Jones back on field
Will wish he waited longer
Dawk breaks his kneecaps

Geowhizzer

Cowboys fans now boast
For one lone win in four games
Soon it will be five

Eagles had off night
Earlier in the season
Monday is diff'rent

McNabb's smile is back
An Owensesque weight is gone
Throw Touchdowns to Brown

MDS

parcells and jerah,
they are the two biggest Romes
evar. Dallas Sucks.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

fansince61

Pukes comin to Philly
Division win day be needin
But when they leave
dere aholes be bleedin

phattymatty

i got drunk last night
standard friday night shiznit
oh, dallas sucks cock