Hippos

Started by Yeti, April 16, 2010, 03:26:20 PM

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Diomedes

Most good midget stories are fake.  I had this one dropped on me a couple months ago--in the version I was told, the midget was a census worker--and fell for it.  I hate being duped more than almost anything in life.  What a farging sucker I was.

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp

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words can't express my disappointment.

Yeti

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Where the farg do you find this shtein?
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Yeti

HIPPO FUN FACT
Hippos live 40 to 45 years in the wild.
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yeti is hell bent and determined to not let this thread die.  i love it. 

Yeti

A thread of nonsense and hippo facts.
Really, where else do I belong?
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Yeti

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.

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that's yeti riding one of the lovely young lady dancers at suzie's.

Yeti

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Hug and chalk.
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Quote from: Yeti on April 21, 2010, 01:28:00 AM
HIPPO FUN FACT
Hippos live 40 to 45 years in the wild.

I was inclined to do a little research last night after reading this.  While there are no official stats it is believed that in Africa hippos kill more people than any other large animal. 
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mussa

You are correct sir. They also fling poo with their tails
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