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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #765 on: December 15, 2017, 07:50:34 AM »

I'm concerned about the amount of time he'll spend in a tanning bed if that's the case.

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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #766 on: December 15, 2017, 07:57:19 PM »

Any chance 5 days is enough time for a recovery from an ACL injury?
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #767 on: December 15, 2017, 08:02:11 PM »

Any chance 5 days is enough time for a recovery from an ACL injury?

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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #768 on: December 15, 2017, 08:05:09 PM »

Never mind then.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #769 on: December 15, 2017, 09:01:30 PM »

It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death. Personally, I think anyone who misses more than 1 series because of a torn ligament is a farging hoyda.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #770 on: December 15, 2017, 09:46:23 PM »

It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from. Even if Wentz could bring an elk or something he still can't compete with that, so you can't expect that same kind of healing power. 
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #771 on: December 15, 2017, 11:14:31 PM »

Is there anything more Jewish than turning water into wine?  I mean, how farging cheap you gonna be, bro?  Drop some coin on decent grapes and mash that shtein until it gets you drunk.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #772 on: December 15, 2017, 11:18:46 PM »

Infidel.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #773 on: December 15, 2017, 11:57:28 PM »

Is there anything more Jewish than turning water into wine?  I mean, how farging cheap you gonna be, bro?  Drop some coin on decent grapes and mash that shtein until it gets you drunk.

Some of us believe the theory that Jesus was actually killed by a conspiracy of wine, bread, and fish cartels.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #774 on: December 16, 2017, 12:11:09 AM »

Big Fish don't farging play.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #775 on: December 16, 2017, 01:00:27 AM »

Right? Have you seen Jaws?
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #776 on: December 16, 2017, 01:18:45 AM »

The QB or shark?
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #777 on: December 16, 2017, 04:33:31 AM »

It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from.

Wait!  What?  Jesus works at Costco?
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #778 on: December 16, 2017, 03:04:03 PM »

It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from.

Wait!  What?  Jesus works at Costco?
He doesn't work there, just shops. Jesus saves.
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Re: Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle
« Reply #779 on: January 10, 2018, 08:57:40 AM »

how would carsons families name read on a door mat

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