Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagle

Started by MDS, April 20, 2016, 02:46:47 PM

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smeags

Quote from: General_Failure on December 14, 2017, 04:51:12 PM
I'm concerned about the amount of time he'll spend in a tanning bed if that's the case.

let A01, be A01.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it

hbionic

Any chance 5 days is enough time for a recovery from an ACL injury?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


ice grillin you

Quote from: hbionic on December 15, 2017, 07:57:19 PM
Any chance 5 days is enough time for a recovery from an ACL injury?

only if you believe in god
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

hbionic

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Sgt PSN

It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death. Personally, I think anyone who misses more than 1 series because of a torn ligament is a farging hoyda.

Eagaholic

#770
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from. Even if Wentz could bring an elk or something he still can't compete with that, so you can't expect that same kind of healing power. 

Sgt PSN

Is there anything more Jewish than turning water into wine?  I mean, how farging cheap you gonna be, bro?  Drop some coin on decent grapes and mash that shtein until it gets you drunk.

Eagaholic


QB Eagles

Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2017, 11:14:31 PM
Is there anything more Jewish than turning water into wine?  I mean, how farging cheap you gonna be, bro?  Drop some coin on decent grapes and mash that shtein until it gets you drunk.

Some of us believe the theory that Jesus was actually killed by a conspiracy of wine, bread, and fish cartels.

Sgt PSN


General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54


Don Ho

Quote from: Eagaholic on December 15, 2017, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from.

Wait!  What?  Jesus works at Costco?
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Eagaholic

Quote from: Don Ho on December 16, 2017, 04:33:31 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on December 15, 2017, 09:46:23 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 15, 2017, 09:01:30 PM
It only took Jesus 3 days to recover from death.
Few people understand the true mysteries of Jesus' resurrection, and it's hidden meaning. He could turn water into wine which made him totally awesome at parties. Good wine, too. That's where he got that kind of good karma from.

Wait!  What?  Jesus works at Costco?
He doesn't work there, just shops. Jesus saves.

ice grillin you

how would carsons families name read on a door mat

the wentz
the wentz'
the wentzes
the wentz's
other

???
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous