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Maybe the defense actually does some defending this week, the offensive line doesn't shtein the bed, and we get Sproles chants. That would be nice.
Eagles have an 80% chance of winning this game because kirk cousins.
Cousins kills the eagles
Yep. And now that he's playing for a good team....
LOSS
cousins will be bad.
But the secondary will be worse.
https://twitter.com/bthouserowbook/status/1047098430340775937
that statue would be a better defender than jalen mills
BOOM
funny joke
More white on whiter crime.
SAD!
Barnett out.
More playing time for Bennett then, who was complaining-not-complaining this week about being on the field less in Philly than he was in Seattle.
Mills is going to be targeted all day.
Ive already vomited
Pass rush still can't touch anyone
I really dislike mills, shtein talking after Diggs drags his ass out of bounds and Mills acts like he made the tackle of the decade
Dan Bailey misses a gimme.
Here comes Carson.
shteinshow never disappoints
Dio, i apologize in advance as my rants could get ugly today.
I appreciate the broadcast returning from break directly to a replay of Maddox's play on that kick.
Once again they have Mills giving the mandatory 10 yard cushion
Why does 3-0 fell like 30-0?
Go Browns!
incredible number of self inflicted errors this year
dude is ridiggsulous
this team might be bad
Darby makes a good tackle, gets hurt. Rasul in.
Need to run the ball some more here.
Fat man fumble TD return, LOL
jfc
lane spent too long this offseason shteinting on NE apparently. Gotten abused two weeks in a row.
Utter garbage
This is hilariously awful
glad to hear some boos...that's zesty football on my teevee
Sorry, this ain't no hangover they just outright stink right now -every aspect of the game, well the punter is pretty god.
::)
Bad bad bad
Boo these bitches off the field
Michael Bennett involved in a controversial call? Nah
That was a ticky tacky bullshtein call, Eagle player or not. But that's the league now. Every game is getting changed by calls like these.
It was total horse shtein! Even in real time the ref should have seen he hit Cousins in the rump and slid down towards his calves in addition to being blocked into him.
NFL is becoming unwatchable.
Ajay sticks to the hole the line creates he gets 10 more yards
Then you get that shtein
They're just finding every way to lose possible.
He wasn't even touched! Oh my god!
Ok, can we panic now?
Hey, let me know when the Eagles actually start playing. Have some errands to run...
Pitchers and catchers when again?
Right after the Flyers get a goalie... or Wentz suffers a strip sack... or Kapler changes pitchers one more time.
Just about time for a Mills burn now.
Edit... :o
We all in agreement Schwartz in big trouble after this dumpster fire?
lol Fletcher Cox is about to whoop Jalen Mills ass :-D
Go farg yourself Mills
Quote from: Munson on October 07, 2018, 06:14:46 PM
lol Fletcher Cox is about to whoop Jalen Mills ass :-D
And the little bitch try's to push Cox back. Please cut his sorry ass act
Right now, this team doesn't look like it will finish above 8-8. As Charles Barkley would say, they look turrible.
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So Vikings starting a rookie CB who's not making an ass out of himself, hmmmmm, nust be nice
Oh boy, I had a busy day but I'm glad to be home now to see how my beloved World Champion Philadelphia Eagles are doing.
Errands, yo.
Oh hey, Sidney Jones made a tackle.
Great, the first offensive play I get to see is Peters getting shoved into his quarterback.
Ajayi has a bum knee? Yeah right. Fumble like that gets your sorry ass benched every time.
It was nice of that guy to help Agholor stand back up so he could run for four more yards.
shtein show
What a catch by Alshon.
Is that a catch now?
That's not a farging touchdown, I'm sorry.
That's either a catch or a personal foul, if I understand the rules.
Holy shtein.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 07, 2018, 06:45:11 PM
That's either a catch or a personal foul, if I understand the rules.
:-D :-D
What? What?
What?
That flag better have been on fire in his pocket
I see Doug is still trying to be the best at dumb challenges.
Latavias Murray is a beast. Seems like every carry he's got 6 guys on him and he's still standing, gains 0 yards but he's still upright
Is he really challenging that catch or challenging this assortment of horrendous defensive backs?
Timeouts are Overrated, by Andy Reid.
Well, that was fortunate.
Second time today iceholes
The field really looks like shtein for an early October game.
What happened to the free play????
Wentz got that Favre kind of stupid.
Peters got beat like a drum
farg farg farg
AJ has to catch that
What the hell are we seeing? This is strange.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 07, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
What the hell are we seeing? This is strange.
Metrics thangs. Either you get the defense to take a timeout, or you risk 20 yards of field position on a chance to keep the ball.
They're making this very easy to dislike them
Quote from: General_Failure on October 07, 2018, 07:02:16 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 07, 2018, 07:01:18 PM
What the hell are we seeing? This is strange.
Metrics thangs. Either you get the defense to take a timeout, or you risk 20 yards of field position on a chance to keep the ball.
I miss Gabe Kaplar
Cousins has completed a few passes getting killed today
So, they're probably not getting the ball back.
Where's the obligatory "90 yard, time consuming drive coming up?" comment?
Quote from: General_Failure on October 07, 2018, 07:08:20 PM
So, they're probably not getting the ball back.
No, or they do down by 9
0 points after that turnover was the nail in the coffin
Game
Oh oh, SJ IV. Achilles?
LOL my poor kids do not like the ad for Halloween
Everyone's got the situational awareness of a goldfish.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 07, 2018, 07:18:45 PM
LOL my poor kids do not like the ad for Halloween
HA! My wife said "i hate these kind of movies".
Ertz is going to be the king of garbage time this year.
Cowboys and skins lose NFC least will be the worst division.
These clowns are in serious trouble.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 07, 2018, 07:18:59 PM
Everyone's got the situational awareness of a goldfish.
This is not a very bright bunch
They'll just throw a flag on anything, huh.
You're not tricking me, Eagles. I'm not getting my hopes up.
Quote from: Rome on October 07, 2018, 07:22:44 PM
These clowns are in serious trouble.
Yes they are. Complete shtein show today on all fronts.
Let's see if they get this insides kick before we really go off
Ok now we can bitch
THEY SUCK!!
Well, they did a lot better on that recovery attempt than I thought they would.
Everything they did right last year is missing from this group. The defense has been disgustingly bad and the offense makes too many mistakes. Good thing the rest of the division is straight garbage.
Desperate Giants next week at the Meadowlands.
Hopefully secondary will be addressed this off season because this is so disgusting to watch.
Well Joe Buck likes their chances
Fix this shtein, Doug.
The thing is for me I'm not even all that upset over this. The stars aligned last year and now we're back to normal with this stupid team. And that's ok. At least I got to see one winner.
I mean, yeah, it's hard to really be mad about it after last season, but it sure is disappointing.
doug pederson is doug pederson
Why Seumalo for Wisniewski??
Doug is an abomination
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2018, 10:23:30 PM
Why Seumalo for Wisniewski??
https://twitter.com/ZBerm/status/1049120636285726722
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 07, 2018, 10:23:30 PM
Why Seumalo for Wisniewski??
I don't know what the farg their obsession with Seumalo is but he is terrible, not just bad. And if they keep playing him I predict Wentz will end up on IR. They seem infatuated with his "versatility" - I think I noted last year that yes, he can suck equally bad at all 3 interior positions. Doug seems to have contracted a bad case of Andy brain fog. When the OLine is out of sync and your franchise QB is getting killed you need to run the ball. At least have a hot receiver available, maybe a screen pass or two to slow down the rush ... but nothing. Fewer RPOs, wr screens etc., it's like the whole game plan is to test how good Carson's knee brace is. Also, I thought last year Wiz was about on a par with Kelce and Brooks.
Quote from: Rome on October 07, 2018, 08:33:25 PM
The thing is for me I'm not even all that upset over this. The stars aligned last year and now we're back to normal with this stupid team. And that's ok. At least I got to see one winner.
Quote from: General_Failure on October 07, 2018, 08:54:28 PM
I mean, yeah, it's hard to really be mad about it after last season, but it sure is disappointing.
Quote from: MDS on October 07, 2018, 09:15:41 PM
doug pederson is doug pederson
:yay :yay :yay
I would be furious for days in the past after a loss like this, and last week. Disappointed but we all got to see this time FINALLY win and the stars were perfectly aligned last year, perfect storm after Elliott hit that 61 yarder and life is still good. And yes Todd is correct, Doug is Doug and will always be Doug.
We all got to celebrate 2008 and the Phils, 2018 with the birds, heres hoping to we don't have to wait until 2026 for the next championship.
I too didn't think Wis was playing that bad, certainly not bad enough to be benched. Head scratching.
QuoteWentz? He completed 24 of 35 passes for 311 yards and two touchdowns, but 58 of those yards and one of those touchdowns came much too late. He lacks the speed that made him so fleet before his injury. He fumbled for the third time in three games. He failed to diagnose blitzes, he ignored receivers who were open in his field of vision, and he made abysmal, dangerous decisions.
The only thing I can guess is that Seumalo keeps looking great in practice but melts down in real games. Although it's hard to imagine him being good in any context.
josh adams played one snap
you know the one
bad things happen when cuzzo is better than your mvp qb
Quote from: MDS on October 08, 2018, 09:00:14 AM
josh adams played one snap
you know the one
yeah the one he bounced outside when if he cuts it up he gets the first farging down
Despite the fact that they shtein, pissed and puked all over themselves, it was still a close game they should have won. I rewatched early this morning before I rolled to the office, and there was some good stuff going on. There's a lot of ugly shtein too, but it's not all bad.
They just make the worst possible decisions at moments throughout games, and they cost them dearly.
Last year they didn't.
Whatever. It's kinda football still and even as ugly as it is, it's still better than any other sport. Plus drinking too. And drinking.
They aren't bad, they are just hugely underachieving.
Exhibit A: Lane Johnson
Quote from: Rome on October 08, 2018, 12:56:35 PM
Despite the fact that they shtein, pissed and puked all over themselves, it was still a close game they should have won.
they lost the turnover battle possession of time battle and yardage battle (with a bunch of garbage time yards and TOP tacked on) they were down 20-3 half way thru the 3Q...
im pretty sure they should not have won that game
They outplayed them by miles in the second half. I guess we should discount that and focus only on the negative.