Science 'n Shtein

[Munson]

Shoulda just brought a NETGEAR Wifi with them...it works for my laptop and xbox.

[Munson]

Hopefully in its search for life, it finds and kills a martian cat. Proving once again that Curiosity killed the cat.


I should probably go to bed now.

[Diomedes]

My wife's cat deserves the death penalty well before any other.  Son of a bitch doesn't even concern himself with the mice.  Like I don't have better things to do.

The mouse=pacolypse count, for those who care, has risen only to five dead so far, and I'm doing my level best.  I could use some help, vlade.

[Munson]

[phattymatty]

i have a friend who's a huge space nerd so i heard a lot about this landing all weekend...the whole seven minutes of terror and all of the crazy shtein that needed to happen is actually really cool to learn about...MFer went from 13,000 MPH to like 2 in minutes. science.

[ice grillin you]

those nasa guys are gonna get a lot of ass today

[hbionic]

From their wives.

[phattymatty]

Yeah did you see all those awkward bro hugs and high fives when it landed? Those dudes have no game.

[hbionic]

Ha...yeah...they were like, 'wait, you're not gay right, we just doing this to celebrate'. These two other guys couldn't get the high five going. I was hoping to see the guy going for a high five and then left hanging...but I didn't see that.

[ice grillin you]

From their wives.

the point is nerds who dont have sex are going to have to shoo away all the ladies tonight because of their big mars landing...all the ladies will flock to them

i know my humor is deep but not so deep that i have to explain it

[hbionic]

You also fail to recognize that in the pool of groupies...NASA nerds have less than .0001 groupies per 100 nerds...compared to rock stars and NBA athletes who have 1000 to 1 groupie to star ratio.

That's a sever lack of ass, which would equate to your joke needing the necessary explanation hence making your 'deep' remarks completely not relevant. The only justification for your attempt at humor would have been the insertion (no pun intended) of Hooker Hoyda, thence commenced side splitting diaphragmatic spasms also known as laughing.

[ice grillin you]

today was like the nerds winning the nba championship...they WILL have their choice of women tonight

[Tomahawk]

lol riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....it was the equivilant of Bobby Fischer (where is he?) beating some commie in the world championship chess match

[phattymatty]

bobby fischer is dead. because of dick schaap.

the scale of this thing landing is incredible though...someone described it like this today:

Think of it this way: He just shot an interplanetary hole in one, a 350 million mile shot. Using a radioactive six-wheeled mini-Cooper as a ball. Using a putter that had never been fully tested before.

[hbionic]

Yet somehow we can't figure out how to set the time on our VCR's...oh wait.