You look like a tool in that jersey

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Quality article

Jerseys To Avoid Wearing At All Times
• Ryan Leaf's San Diego Chargers jersey.

• Brian Bosworth's Seattle Seahawks jersey.

• Patrick Ewing's Orlando Magic jersey.

• Michael Jordan's throwback Washington Bullets jersey.

• Michael Jordan's Birmingham Barons baseball jersey.

• Dwyane Wade's Marquette jersey. As if you wouldn't mix up Milwaukee and Mexico on a map of North America.

• Washington taterskins basketball jerseys; Dallas Mavericks football jerseys.

• The WLAF's Orlando Thunder lime-green jerseys, which should have come with a complementary fork and/or can of whipped cream.

• Anybody's high school jersey.

• Anything with a single, colored sleeve.

• Anything Tampa Bay Bucs, pre-1997.
• Anything with a mascot illustration that resembles the Gordon's Fisherman.

• Anything XFL.

• Anything O.J. Simpson -- unless it's been autographed at a horror convention, in which case it might be worth something on eBay.
--Patrick Hruby

[PhillyGirl]

I think Tampa fans in pre-1997 jerseys are fine. They are actual fans (as long as they bought it back then)...not the Niners/Cowboys/Broncos/Rams fans that became Tampa fans.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The article just kind of hit home for me.  I've never owned any Phillies or Sixers jerseys, but I've had bad luck with the jerseys I do own:

Flyers (authentic):
Boucher 33

Eagles (all replicas):
Staley 22 green
F. Mitchell 84 green
Owens 81 white
Simon 90 silver alternate
Kearse 93 black
Dawkins 20 green
McNabb 5 white

Kearse has been a disappointment, so I really only have two jerseys at home that are worth wearing.
I think I'm just going to have to start buying more polo shirts and such.

Oh, and the wife only has two jerseys, one of which is a T.O. white.  ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH.

[Mad-Lad]

Rasheed Wallace Atlanta Hawks jersey.

[BigEd76]

Mike Piazza Marlins jersey

[MDS]

Anything TO

[SD_Eagle5]

• Anything XFL.

I always wanted a 'He Hate Me' jersey.

[Wingspan]

i have a

[PhillyGirl]

I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I was at the 1998 Hall Of Fame game between the Steelers and Bucs and didn't have a jersey with me. I wanted to show off my Eagle fandom and went to the shop at the HoF. The ONLY Eagles jersey they had was Hoying so I got it. LOL.

I think that was the one and only time I ever wore it.

[rjs246]

I think Tampa fans in pre-1997 jerseys are fine. They are actual fans (as long as they bought it back then)...not the Niners/Cowboys/Broncos/Rams fans that became Tampa fans.

I was going to say this exact same thing. Too bad we all know that none of those kinds of Bucs fans actually exist.

[General_Failure]

I went to school with a kid that had an Eric Rhett jersey. I don't know if he was a Bucs fan or gay though.

[Sgt PSN]

I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol.  I thought he was going to lead the Eagles to the Super Bowl. 

I still wear it every Sunday. 

[Sgt PSN]

I don't know if he was a Bucs fan or gay though.

I thought they were synonymous with each other.

[SD_Eagle5]

I have a Bobby Hoying jersey.


Hear me out for my reasoning behind it though...lol. I thought he was going to lead the Eagles to the Super Bowl.

I still wear it every Sunday.

No wonder she hates Penn State

[QB Eagles]

Bah. Some of those jerseys are so bad they're cool again. Just don't be caught wearing them non-sarcastically.