Anyone seen a good movie lately?

Started by henchmanUK, December 09, 2004, 11:44:05 AM

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Tomahawk

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2018, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 31, 2018, 02:41:58 PM
You probably shouldn't watch movies you don't give a farg about seeing.

believe it or not not every movie is either an oscar or razzie contender...theres lots in the middle...before movie pass it was 'well it looks decent but not worth seeing in the theater'...with movie pass that thinking went out the window...MP allowed you to see movies on the big screen that you were kinda interested in but probably not enough to pay 15 bucks for

That's how being old and white starts. Next you'll be saying you're kinda interested in buffets, but only if they honor your aarp discount

ice grillin you

i think i was ten when i started weighing price vs. worth....id suggest you start sooner rather than later
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

spiderman homecoming - maybe the best superhero movie ive ever seen outside of the batmans....the fight scenes and shtein were still dumb as farg but not quite as bad as normal and the rest of the movie was a really good funny high school comedy

7/10

only the brave - the story of the yarnell hill fire...as far as recent actual event movies go id put this somewhere ahead of lone survivor and well behind deepwater horizon...i thought the stories of the individuals leading up to the tragedy was really well done but the actual tragic events were kind of anticlimatic and lacked any real tension....it kind of just happened.....the aftermath was sad as farg tho

6.5/10
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Tomahawk

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 31, 2018, 04:48:10 PM
i think i was ten when i started weighing price vs. worth....id suggest you start sooner rather than later

I invented value, son

ice grillin you

going to see eighth grade tonight....supposed to be the movie of the year...99% on the tomato

pretty excited
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

Eighth grade - a perfect movie with one of the greatest acting performances I've ever seen..cant really get into why it's so great without droppin spoilers but just go see this...now

10/10
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

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Quote from: ice grillin you on August 02, 2018, 09:53:03 PM
Eighth grade - a perfect movie with one of the greatest acting performances I've ever seen..cant really get into why it's so great without droppin spoilers but just go see this...now

10/10

this is mostly true...saw it a month or so ago and its still on my mind. the girl should get a BA nom but based on release date and the under the radar buzz its best hope is a screenplay nom.

however

i love you daddy - this is louie ck's movie from last year that was pulled after it came out that he likes forcing women to watch him jerk off. as far as i can tell it never got distribution, but i found it on a free site. it is, without a doubt, one of the creepiest and most tone deaf movies  i have ever seen. whether you go into it with ck's perviness on your mind or not, its a giant pos either way.

the dialogue, normally ck's strong suit, is porn-level quality. its edited really poorly. and louie edits his own shtein. just random jump cuts and student film level transitions from one shot to the next. theres an unapologetic casting couch relationship between ck and rose byrne, even though shes supposedly a pregnant movie star who is just dying to be in his new sitcom about nurses? like he brings a script over to her apt and they immediately farg. this is their relationship. then she defends being raped when she was 15? and says she took the job in order to farg him? huh?

his daughters name is china. CHINA. i get it john malkovich is woody allen and you are trying to make an ode to manhattan in some kind of weird admission to sexual deviancy. oh and edie falco and charlie day are there....for some reason. theres a bunch of ck-type jokes thrown in at random (cum, he says the n word, anal sex, etc.). the ending is undeserved and pointless. his daughter says I LOVE YOU DADDY like 100 times and its farging weird.

i highly recommend seeing it if you can get your hands on it...it may go down in the same vein as jerry lewis' unreleased holocaust movie. its a fascinating, interesting watch all in all. 0/5

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome


MDS

i cant recommend this movie enough...the whole thing is actually on youtube

i am still thinking about it...I NEED TO DISCUSS IT WITH PEOPLE. its horrible but such a fascinating horrible
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

a simple favor - anna kendricks channels tina fey and puts on a great comedic performance...film doesnt really know whether its a comedy...a crime noir...a buddy murder mystery or a relationship thriller...whatever it is its super good and fun until the third act where the director has no idea how to end it and it loses its shtein

7/10

beatriz at dinner - salma hayek easily gives her best performance ever in this great message movie that is admittedly too heavy handed but right in a bleeding hearts wheel house

7.5/10


blue caprice - a take on the dc snipers that focuses not on the actual crimes but the darkness in humanity that caused them to happen....kind of slow at times and i didnt like that a good chunk of it was creative lcense being taken but it was really well made and perfectly understated

6/10

while we're young - sharp as a knife witty and hilarious as well as an incredibly observant script makes for a great satire on getting old and wanting to be young...also a great take on what is art in todays world....really smart movie until the very last shot almost where it for whatever reason is a cliche

7.5
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

to all the boys ive loved before - excellent movie based on a famous YA novel from a few years ago...a super witty and funny entry in the genre...if the world is fair the lead actress should become a star....she is so good

9/10


heat - had never seen this before and all the reasons why i avoided it were on point....about an hour too long unoriginal and overrated all because of one deniro pacino screne which wasnt even good

4/10


hot girls wanted - rashida jones produced netflix documentary on teen pron industry that was neither informative nor interesting

2/10
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD

Quote from: ice grillin you on September 26, 2018, 08:17:23 AM


heat - had never seen this before and all the reasons why i avoided it were on point....about an hour too long unoriginal and overrated all because of one deniro pacino screne which wasnt even good

4/10

Saw this in the theaters, hated it. Watched it again years later...still hated it. It's hard to find someone who doesn't like it, no idea why. I thought it was horrible.

ice grillin you

yeah i just dont get it....i might now put heat up there with anchorman and big lebowski as the top three most overrated movies ever
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

#21974
audrie and daisy - really sickening watch about sexual assault on teen girls in the age of social media where they basically get run out of their hometowns if they choose to say it happened...well either that or suicide

8/10

black panther - almost watchable for a super hero movie for the first three quarters....literally had to turn it off with about 15 minutes left after 15 straight minutes of stupid cgi action shtein that was just relentless

4/10

get me roger stone - if you can get thru the fact that he is an all time bad human and if you can relive the 2016 election then this is a really interesting profile on stone....learned a lot...never realized how deep and far back he goes when it comes to the countries elections and politics in general

7/10

amanda knox - solid retelling of the case.....learned a few new things

6/10
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous