Is anyone else's connection crapping out?

[Sgt PSN]

My smilie skillz are pretty dope too. 

[rjs246]

Expand your bandwidth, jerks.

[Diomedes]

I'll send money to help pay for it, impoverished jerks.

[PhillyGirl]

LOL, its been expanded already.

[Sgt PSN]

I've been told the size of my bandwidth is more than big enough.  But uhhhhhh, just for shteins and giggles, what's the going rate to have one's bandwidth enlarged? 

[Geowhizzer]

I've been told the size of my bandwidth is more than big enough.  But uhhhhhh, just for shteins and giggles, what's the going rate to have one's bandwidth enlarged? 

You horndog!

Hey, guys, pay your bills! 

[General_Failure]

Damn. We have twice as much bandwidth as we did last year and it's still not enough. We is growing.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database.
Oh yeah?  Farg you!  Why in hell is that?

This may be caused by the server being busy.
Naturally, if I'm trying to access the server, that would make it busy.  Are you trying to tell me it's TOO busy?  If so, what the hell are you going to do about it?

Please try again later.
Blow me, scumbag hosting company.

[Rome]

 

[rjs246]

this shtein is fargING SLOW today.

fix it.

[MURP]

blame the cowturds.

[Rome]

: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (2)
/home2/concret/public_html/forum/Sources/Load.php
109

  Just caught that. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

2: mysql_query(): Unable to save result set
File: /home2/concret/public_html/forum/Sources/Subs.php
Line: 232

Faaaantastic.

[Diomedes]

Database Error: Server shutdown in progress
File: /home2/concret/public_html/forum/Sources/BoardIndex.php
Line: 82

[rjs246]

Timed out repeatedly between 1:00pm and 1:35pm EST today.