Eagles Sign LS Dorenbos

[Rome]

They would make me disappear from the audience. 

Clowns too.

Creepy motherfargers all.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Wait - so a good long snapper, which we know is vital, needs to be cut because....well I don't see a legit reason other than igy is "like so over him omg"

[Sgt PSN]

How does one "get over" a long snapper anyway?  I get it with someone like McNabb who spent a lot of time on camera and in front of the mic and was generally really corny, not to mention that it was tiresome after a while watching his worm burners and sideline pouting, but Dorenbos got more airtime in that 1 clip than he has in the last decade combined.  He's on the field like maybe a dozen times a game.  What's there to get over? 

[smeags]

How does one "get over" a long snapper anyway?  I get it with someone like McNabb who spent a lot of time on camera and in front of the mic and was generally really corny, not to mention that it was tiresome after a while watching his worm burners and sideline pouting, but Dorenbos got more airtime in that 1 clip than he has in the last decade combined.  He's on the field like maybe a dozen times a game.  What's there to get over?

he's a white guy who overcame a personal tragedy to become a productive nfl player for decade and is enjoying his life.

that bothers some people.

[Eagles_Legendz]

David Blaine is top10 people id want to chill with for a night.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Just remember to put a hat on it.

[smeags]

 

[QB Eagles]

Dorenbos was a top tier LS for a long time. Last season, he sucked. Not just in one game. He was a bad LS. If that was just a fluke year, then fine. It happens. If it was because he's 50 years old and done, that should be revealed in camp. Even Doug Pederson should be able to figure out what to do.

[smeags]

well yeah, if the guy sucks in camp and there's a better option, toodles.

[Munson]

He's been up to my uncle's place a few times. Obviously not on game days but has done a few of his magic shows there for local pre-game show shtein. Apparently loves the place.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Rape basement magic show?!

[phattymatty]

that was actually a pretty cool trick.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Rape basement magic show?!

It picks a card from the deck...

[PhillyPhreak54]

Rape basement magic show?!

It picks a card from the deck...

Hahaha!

[Munson]

Pick a card from the farging deck!!