The Rest of the NHL

[MDS]

wait Olaf Kolzig and Curtis Joseph are STILL PLAYING?

[rjs246]

No.

[MDS]

wait easy was wrong?

[rjs246]

It's all a trick to confuse you.

[BigEd76]

Wade Redden to the Rangers 6/$39M
Mark Streit to the Islanders 5/$20.5M
Holik and Rolston return to the Devils
Todd Fedoruk to the Coyotes

[SD_Eagle5]

Wade Redden to the Rangers 6/$39M

Gomez - 7.357 Drury - 7.05 Lundqvist - 6.875 Redden - 6.5 Roszival - 5. That's $32.782 million, or almost 60% of this year's cap

[phattymatty]

Sean Avery, a man of contradictions. He has an eye for couture, but is definitely straight. He plays left wing for the New York Rangers (that's ice hockey, I'm told) but he was also a fabulous fashion intern at Vogue. The sartorial skater is in Paris right now gawping at the Chanel, Gautier, and Dior shows (with oh, you know, Anna), while also making time to mack on cute blonde lady bloggers. Specifically fashion writer Susan Kirschbaum, who ran into Avery in Paris, asked if he was sure he wasn't gay and was met with an endearingly bonk! straight boy response:

"I'm going home to jerk off to you now." Aww/eww. A tipster tells us that Avery added "And that's a big compliment," and later text messaged Kirschbaum saying that "the session is going well." So yes! A little creepy, but at least he's not been completely be-sassed by the sleek and bitchy fashion industry. Though it could all be an elaborate ruse and he really went back to his hotel to drink Moët and do blow all night with Tom Ford while Anna Wintour did slow 70's disco claps in the background, Carly Simon playing softly. If that's the case then boo, but if he really was practicing his stick-handling skills then good on him. I hope he had a steak afterwards.

[SD_Eagle5]

Hossa is close to signing with the Red Wings. Why even bother playing the season?

[rjs246]

Jesus. That's just not fair.

[BigEd76]

1 yr, $7.4M

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How does a team with that many good players have any cap room?

[Seabiscuit36]

They were near bottom of the cap floor last year i believe.  It's all by great scouting that they get these guys who turn into gems in their system.  Absolutely an amazing organization.   

[BigEd76]

Avery just got 4/$15.5M from Dallas

Carolina gave Pitkanen $12M 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Cole's going to get a lot more than that next year, so I guess Carolina didn't mind losing value in that trade.

[ice grillin you]

wow penguins offered hossa 7-49 and he spit on that to sign for 1-7