How many porn DVDs d'you have?

Started by satoshi, September 01, 2005, 07:50:41 AM

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How many porn DVDs d'you have?

None
1-5
6-10
10-20
20+

Seabiscuit36

I started collecting DVDs at 18 and the collection has grown like a fungus  >:D
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rjs246

I've only got one. The rest of the collection is on my harddrive.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

One...that I got for free when I ordered Playboy as a gift for my brother (he didn't want it).  The rest are mostly burned complilations that I downloaded here and there.

mussa

i just bought my first three...a month ago or so...its been a good month :crazy
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Tomahawk

I don't have any. The internet was invented (by Al Gore) for porn. Tipper must be pissed!

Sgt PSN

I think what you meant to say was

Quote from: Tomahawk on September 01, 2005, 05:33:05 PM
I've got every episode of Animal Precinct on dvd.  I luv me sum jailhouse porn. 

PhillyPhanInDC

I've got 4.....most of them are a couple of years old. I keep them stuffed away in the closed, by the laundry, so my lazy ass wife doesn't find them. I'm going to start a Best Porn Movie Name of All time thread.... :yay


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Zanshin

Why would you not want your wife to find them?  Pull them out and give her some good ideas.  That's the only way to go.  That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them. 

I couldn't be more serious.  I just got done watching a download with the Mrs.  She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn.  Does the trick every time.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Zanshin on September 02, 2005, 10:33:05 PM
Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point.  So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first.  ;)

General_Failure

Just don't fast forward over the parts you don't like. Arguing over porn will lead nowhere good.

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Zanshin

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 02, 2005, 11:41:03 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 02, 2005, 10:33:05 PM
Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point. So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first. ;)

That would be great.  I try to only set her up with guys who make me look awesome by comparision.  You'd be perfect.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Zanshin on September 03, 2005, 06:27:41 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 02, 2005, 11:41:03 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 02, 2005, 10:33:05 PM
Why would you not want your wife to find them? Pull them out and give her some good ideas. That's the only way to go. That way you watch them together, and good things happen...and you don't have to worry about hiding them.

I couldn't be more serious. I just got done watching a download with the Mrs. She has a cold and I wasn't getting the warm fuzzies...so it was time to pull out the porn. Does the trick every time.

Zanshin makes a very good and valid point. So remember, if you ever want to get your freak on with Mrs. Z, you've got to throw some porn in first. ;)

That would be great. I try to only set her up with guys who make me look awesome by comparision. You'd be perfect.

I'm content being role player man.  Just trying to do my part to help the team.  ;)