Thread for Hippos to mock Penn State

[MDS]

you mean to tell me hes still alive?

[Drunkmasterflex]

I thought that was quite funny, apparently most at the pep rally didn't

[Seabiscuit36]

Morelli Sucks

[ice grillin you]

its been so painful to watch these two morelli years
its like it was a contest to see what was more brutal
morelli or the play calling
and tonight was a microcosm of the last two seasons

[BigEd76]

Morelli is f'ing brutal and NFL Draft Countdown still considers him a top 10 QB prospect for the upcoming draft

[SD_Eagle5]

Morelli is f'ing brutal and NFL Draft Countdown still considers him a top 10 QB prospect for the upcoming draft

wow. I think he's a lock to go undrafted. Then some team will problably sign him as a undrafted f/a.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Morelli is f'ing brutal and NFL Draft Countdown still considers him a top 10 QB prospect for the upcoming draft

That's incredible.  If true, the list should be less than 10.

[BigEd76]

4-star WR Deion Walker, expected to go to PSU for months, chose Notre Dame

[BigEd76]

NY Times:

Although Pryor had not eliminated Penn State from consideration, he made it sound as if the Nittany Lions faced long odds. "I don't like their area," he said. "I don't like their offense either. They said they'll bring the spread with me, but I don't know."

enjoy watching him run all over the Lions for 3 years

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm worried.  Schools like OSU and Michigan are usually hurting for top prospects, so getting a guy like Pryor will really change a lot.

[MDS]

Is this anything new? PSU misses out on a top prospect because no one in their right mind wants to go play for a second rate Big Ten school.

[rjs246]

Other than Temple players who would give their right nut for a chance to lick Paterno's shaft.

[MDS]

I'm pretty sure the old farger hasn't had a boner in 25 years.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No one said anything about the rigidity/flaccidity of his wohnz.  Kudos to you for going the extra mile.

[SunMo]

got this from another board, from a poster who is plugged into the program, has been on with other recruitment stuff:

Walker - Parents wanted him at ND because Weis visited them personally, and called personally. The kid never heard from Paterno at all and really only recruited by McQueary. People think the kid himself preferred PSU since he visited there 5 times in the past 6 or 7 months. The staff had no idea he was going to ND until late on Saturday night. They thought they had him in the bag, but were once again screwed over by Paterno just not wanting to be bothered.

Tate - Staff thinks they are in good shape with him, but IMO at this point, they have no concept of what reality actually is. My guess is he visits, but chooese either Illinois or Maryland in the end.

Pryor - I'll stand by what I said from day 1 that he comes down to PSU or tOSU. I give PSU about a 5% chance. Tressel will get involved with Pryor and correctly point out to him that he's taking the time to personally recruit him, while Paterno is nowhere to be found. I'll be suprised if Paterno even visits him.....he's become that lazy. The only way we get him IMO is if Pryor is give assurances by Spanier that Bradley takes over the program within the next 2 years.

And now this gem..............within the last week, Broderick Green and his parents contacted PSU about transferring in for the spring semester. For those who don't know, Green is the RB from Arkansas that picked USC over PSU last February. McQueary took the request to Joe who said absolutely not.