Mud Butt

mussa · February 03, 2006, 03:05:27 PM

LMMFAO

ice grillin you · February 03, 2006, 03:13:18 PM

I've been in the shteinter 4 times already today and every time its the same thing. One large explosion followed by about 3 minutes of pops and whistles followed by 5 minutes of wiping and wiping and wiping and still feeling filthy

not to rub it in but my post lunchtime trip consisted of one of those really soft and cuddly baby poops....it smelled like caca

Sgt PSN · February 03, 2006, 03:16:24 PM

I took one earlier today and if felt like I was crapping out a milkshake.....only warmer.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 03, 2006, 03:17:20 PM

This was not the correct thread to read while eating a little snack... of yogurt.

Butchers Bill · February 03, 2006, 03:56:07 PM

The bosses brought in pizza for lunch today...a lot of it. After about 15 minutes all the crappers were full and people were rushing to different floors to try to find an open one. Sounded like there was a lot of mud butt on my floor this afternoon.

LBIggle · February 04, 2006, 06:25:57 PM

dude, that system flush stuff for drug tests really flushes everything out. like.. everything. wow. i feel violated.

Feva · February 04, 2006, 06:37:28 PM

Oh... how I wish I could have mud butt. All the ones I've been having lately (including this morning) have been Jack the Rippers. Mud butt would be a welcome relief.

NGM · February 04, 2006, 06:49:42 PM

Participated in our annual Whiskey Olympics last night in West Chester. Needless to say I have some wicked mud butt today.

thrillhouse · February 05, 2006, 03:00:35 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 03, 2006, 03:16:24 PM
I took one earlier today and if felt like I was crapping out a milkshake.....only warmer.

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I just got over a stomach virus and had the same problem. My arse was like a faucet.

You needed to know.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 01:17:29 PM

I've been eating pretty well and having less issues such as this, but last night I consumed beer, chili cheese fries, and chicken tenders with honey mustard. I woke myself up in the middle of the night with severe flatulence, and after a couple cups of coffee this morning, I really let the toilet have it: Solid two-flusher, seemingly a "soft-serve" consistency. It really got my day started off fantastically.

SunMo · February 06, 2006, 01:19:21 PM

the day after the Super Bowl has to be a bad day at the ol' water treatment plant.

i kept laughing at stupid Pepsi's new slogan, brown and bubbly, knowing that was what was going to come from my ass today.

mussa · February 06, 2006, 04:38:02 PM

oh man have i got a festering case of muddius buttius

i was drinking seirra nevada out of a tap and then homemade hop devil out of a tap. then my buddy made these jimmy buffett seasoned shrimp, red beans and rice, and sausage mixed in also. then late night we downed some perogies.

Bathroom trip count today: 3

DAMN YOU JIMMY BUFFETT!

rjs246 · February 06, 2006, 04:39:57 PM

My colon-rupturing chili mixed with sushi and several different kinds of beer. I don't want to hear it from any of you.

mussa · February 06, 2006, 04:41:23 PM

The monday after the super bowel should be nationally known as "Mud Butt Day"

MURP · February 06, 2006, 04:41:37 PM

I made the mistake of eating an entire bowl of nacho dip, which included a full can of refried beans. holla.