I hate my job!

Started by TexasEagle, March 12, 2006, 02:17:23 PM

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Don Ho

this has turned into the best thread ever.  you guys farging crack me up!
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Westy

I enjoy being out of werk a 3 and gettin paid in the summers

Syracuse

Quote from: Westy on March 17, 2006, 08:02:22 AM
I enjoy being out of werk a 3 and gettin paid in the summers

What the hell did you just say?
I am an agent of chaos

MadMarchHare

Teacher, I think.  Pretty scary isn't it?
Anyone but Reid.

Wingspan

Quote from: MadMarchHare on March 17, 2006, 08:28:08 AM
Teacher, I think.  Pretty scary isn't it?

i woulda guessed short bus driver...same schedule
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T_Section224

Quote from: Wingspan on March 17, 2006, 08:56:08 AMi woulda guessed short bus rider...same schedule
i try not to do this type of stuff, but "fixed"
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rjs246

I have to work until 6 today. Luckily my office has three fridges stocked with beer. I should be well on my way by the time I get out of here.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

how the farg are you allowed to have beer at work.  farg.

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

My company rules. Hard.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

i never knew you could become so attached to a work release program
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

Ha. Well everyone I farging work with is an Ivy League supergenius, so I think they try to lure the young smarties in by offering us beer and foosball. Of course I don't play foosball, so extra beer for me. It's in my contract.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

i can see trying to lure supergeniuses, but janitors are a dime a dozen, why kiss your ass?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

henchmanUK

Quote from: Sun_Mo on March 17, 2006, 11:45:35 AM
how the farg are you allowed to have beer at work.  farg.

It is 10 minutes to home time and I am currently drinking a glass of champagne. Nice.
"The drunkenness, the violence, the nihilism: the Eagles should really be an English football team, not an American one." - Financial Times, London

rjs246

C-

Pretty weak effort, Sun.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

i immediately felt the same way after i posted it.

but i'm leaving in a half hour to get drunk, play poker, and watch basketball, so farg you.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.