Koy ....

[TexasEagle]

Yeah, we've covered that.

I like being redundant.






That and I hadn't read the rest of the posts...

[Diomedes]

Two very good reasons.

[mussa]

of all the negative reviews mcmahon got in camp, u'd think he would be just as bad in preseason, although he looked decent and worthy to me of a back-up.  koy can stick to holding, hes horrible. 

[Sgt PSN]

Koy is good for:

1. Holding
2. Neckbeards
3. Seeing which $1000 junker he'll drive this year
4. Hearing about his $100 shopping spree to K-Mart for one set of clothes and a toothbrush for his road outfit in 2005

Quaterbacking isn't on the list of things he's good at.

Ahem...TD celebrations?

DAMMIT! Larry, I must've been smoking some of your crack because I totally forgot about

"The Whuppin Dance".

My favorite celebration of all time.

I'm a fan of "The Davenport".  In 1998 he threw a td against the Pack in GB and then squatted in a position that led me to believe he was taking an imaginary dump on the Packers.  Then we lost the game. 

[rjs246]

I thought McMahon looked pretty good in the PS games. Much better than what people were saying about him in practice. I guess he turns it on at game time... or something.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I thought McMahon looked pretty good in the PS games. Much better than what people were saying about him in practice. I guess he turns it on at game time... or something.

We talkin' about PRACTICE, man?

[Beermonkey]

do you go to any home games?  i'd love to meet you.

Are you threatening me, tough guy? Pathetic.

i'm not threatening you.  i said I'd love to meet you, that's all.   

You would, he makes a nice jello mold.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There's always room for J-E-L-L.... O!

[Diomedes]

Who would've thought that hot dogs go so well in Jell-O?

[rjs246]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think I just threw up in mouth a lot.

Liar.  You don't just THINK you did.  You KNOW it.

[JTrotter Fan]

MMmmmmmmmmmmm...don't you love that taste?!   

[TempleOwl]

So, to recap:

Koy is the holder and the "in-game" backup QB.  He also would back up the back up should McNabb get hurt and McMahon also get hurt.  He would also back up himself in the event that he trips over one of the lines on the field.  He is also responsible for engineering and performing ALL gay endzone dances which is not to be confused with Sun Mo who is allegedly gay for wanting to meet rjs at a game.  Now, back to Koy, he also doubles as superhero neckbeard man, a drunken NFL bench warmer who springs into action by applying salve to Donovan's wounds.  And finally, Texas Eagle is redundant!

Have I covered everything?

[Diomedes]

You forgot the part about TO.

[rjs246]

I have a mouthful of vomit from hotdog/jello mold references, but otherwise, well done.