(farg) Dallas HAIKU thread!!

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, November 10, 2005, 03:00:57 PM

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BlueHeart

Quote from: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 09:45:50 PM
write a sonnet and
for a month i'll change my sig:
Dio is <your> bitch
Dallas, oh Dallas
How I hate thee
You getting your ass kicked
Would give me such glee

Romo's a douche
And the rest of you blow
Do I even have to mention
The antics of T.O.?

I hope you all die
Death to your fans, how sublime
I'd kill you myself
But you're not worth jail time

I piss on your trophy shelf
You can go farg yourself
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

Diomedes

#31
Ha ha!


farging close enough.  What shall it be??


I am BlueHeart's bitch?  Or something else?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BlueHeart

I know, I lost my rhythm at the end.... **shrug**

"Dio is Blue's bitch" will suffice.

:=)
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

Diomedes

Alright.  It's December 20th.  From now until the end of January 20th, 2007, it'll be that.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BlueHeart

No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

Geowhizzer

Dang.  I was just too late.

What the heck, here it is anyway:

On this Christmas eve the fans will rejoice
Gather in worship of the NFL
We will cheer out with one collective voice
Telling Terrell Owens to go to hell

On the eve of that blessed, holy day
We will cheer on the Eagles, green and white
And pray that they will somehow find a way
To beat the Dallas Cowboys Christmas night

Will Garcia's limp throws find their mark?
Will Westrbook's fragile body last again?
Causing Bill Parcell's heart to jump the shark
Would not give this fan cause to complain.

Can Mornhinweg call a few runs up the gut
And rely less upon the forward pass
Because that put our offense in a rut
And that was such a huge pain in the ass!

We hope the Eagles show heart in this game
And TO' death would not cause too much shame

Diomedes

Quote from: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 10:11:59 PM
No, yours is better. Snuck it in there while I was replying. LOL

Made the correction, sir.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

Leave it to the teacher to do it proper.  As a bonus, I'll offer Geo a claim on January 20th thru February 20th.

Then it's back to all satan, all the time.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

BlueHeart

Good stuff, Geo.  :yay

Damn... sonnets have the
rhyme1
rhyme2
rhyme1
rhyme2

format, right?

Well, I tried. At least I remembered the 3 quatrains ending in a couplet.. or whatever the farg it's called.  :-\
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

Rome

A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme.  Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.


Geowhizzer

I hadn't written a sonnet since I was a junior in high school (soon that will be 20 years ago).  Mrs. French was my English teacher, and a tough old bird!

Come to think of it, I think that sonnet was about the Eagles as well.   :cfhead

I got a B on it, if my memory serves me correctly.

She must have been a damned Cowboys fan.

BlueHeart

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 20, 2006, 10:40:45 PM
A traditional sonnet has 14 lines (3 quatrains & a couplet) with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g rhyme scheme.  Modern sonnets have 14 lines with 10 syllables each and don't necessarily rhyme.

I'm all like hot 'n stuff right now...
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

Displaced

Win the East Eagles


Take two from the Cowturds...good.

Win the East the East.

ice grillin you

to the east my brother to the east
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhilLeeD

Westbrook in the 1st half and even more in the 2nd.

T.O. said last, they know who should've won that game! ha!

8 games, only half a season and I'm already a Pro Bowl QB   WTF?

Pray for Karma to look kindly on the Quarterbacks thrown under the bus and our Defenders
"He believed in the theory of reduction: If you keep hitting people, they don't want to get up"