Re: Random Gun Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Armed pastors and preachers is the way to go obvs

[Rome]

You're right.  The preacher should have let the guy bash his farging brains in.  That's what Jesus would have done.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Amen!

[Diomedes]

Jesus wouldn't have missed.  One shot.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jesus was a sniper.

[General_Failure]

No, Jesus was a carpenter. Did you even read the book?

[PhillyPhreak54]

A carpenter who was a sniper

It would make a good movie. Hollywood puts shtein out nowadays anyways...I'll get working on the script.

[Eagaholic]

You can call it The Return of Savior Onasis. It's from the Greek biblical translation.

Btw, did killing that one guy at church qualify as a mass shooting?

[General_Failure]

Not if it wasn't a catholic church.

[PhillyPhreak54]

hahaha...noice

[smeags]

jesus wouldn't use a gun, he'd fire mind bullets.

[General_Failure]

That's telekinesis, smeags.

[Eagaholic]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/dog-named-trigger-shoots-owner/ar-BBmsHTU?ocid=mailsignout

[smeags]

That's telekinesis, smeags.

haa, love the tenacious d reference.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I doubt this place will be robbed again anytime soon.[/ur]