what fate this tchotchke?

[Diomedes]

This faux stained-glass gem was given to me yesterday, pre-cracked!  I'm not sure if it's awful or awesome.  One thing I like about it: Lurie ain't gettin' a cut.  It's about seven inches in diameter.

[Sgt PSN]

The helmet looks like it's more of a Kelly Green but has the current Eagles head on it.  While I don't hate the midnight green look, I see this occasionally with cheap/knock off hats, jerseys, shirts, etc and it drives me absolutely insane.  Find the person who gave it to you, shoot them in the face, piss on their body and then burn the corpse.  farg it, take out the whole family and get rid of their entire gene pool.  Then mail that atrocity to NASA and ask them to send it up to space on their next mission and have them jettison it to the outer rings of the galaxy along with the crew's excrement. 

Probably wouldn't hurt if you offed yourself, too. 

[Eagaholic]

I think it's cool, especially the teal that has nothing to do with the team. You too can create your own rape basement and you can use this as your centerpiece.

[ice grillin you]

its beyond awful....burn it

[SD]

sell it on ebay

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

sell it on ebay

For $3.50 if you're lucky.

[rjs246]

I hate all of you so much. And also I expect to see that awful thing in the mail next year when I repeat as the cf ff champ.

[QB Eagles]

The helmet looks like it's more of a Kelly Green but has the current Eagles head on it.

More to the point, there has never been an eagle head on the helmet, ever.

I could see this decoration being acceptable if someone's grandma made it as a craft project to hang on a Christmas tree. To avoid offending her, it had to be pulled out of deep storage by the grandkids every year (though placed toward the back of the tree to be sure). When grandma died, this thing ended up on a flea market table and escaped to the wild, instead of being hurtled into a volcano or buried with grandma like it deserved to be.

I refuse to believe that this was a mass-produced item, even an unlicensed knockoff from a mom-and-pop operation.

[ice grillin you]

it would be terrible anyway but the aqua outer circle sends it over the top

[MDS]

what the hell is that

[ice grillin you]

what the hell is that

a christina lurie neckpiece

[MDS]

that looks like something they wouldnt even sell at jomar*


*extreme inside ne philly reference

[ice grillin you]

what has the belly of the neast ever done to you...you seem uncomfortably infatuated with it.....and not in a good way

[MDS]

i stepped foot in the ne jomar once and it made it the forman mills across the street look like saks on 5th avenue

on the plus side the wawa there has to have the cheapest gas in the city

grant ave what

[ice grillin you]

jomar is every where ass and its a huge job provider