Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI

[MadMarchHare]

http://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/story/5040392p-4596884c.html

[rjs246]

I like his style. Sign him.

[T_Section224]

if you gotta spend time in jail, why not be drunk

[General_Failure]

How well can you protect your ass when you're drunk?

[MadMarchHare]

He only got a 1 day sentence.  Will he even shower there?

[General_Failure]

He's drunk. He probably blew everybody for a buck.

[Tomahawk]

Koren Robinson was in jail Thursday for allegedly violating a court order to abstain from alcohol.

That's unconstitutional!!

[Mad-Lad]

How well can you protect your ass when you're drunk?

it's probably easier on you when you're drunk.  Plus, you have an excuse when your friends make fun of you.

"Dude, I was drunk.  That, and he bought me dinner"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I like his style. Sign him.

I concur, sir.

[Larry]

It's proven that liquor makes time go by faster.  At least, if I were his counsel, that's what I'd be saying.

You may as well give him the Raider jersey now.

[Mad-Lad]

The Chiefs will sign him after they know Freddie officially sucks donkey.

[TexasEagle]

It's proven that liquor makes time go by faster. At least, if I were his counsel, that's what I'd be saying.

You may as well give him the Raider jersey now.

Or Dallas... but that might only count if you're into illegal narcotics.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I hope Washington signs him.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I was on probation for a DUI and one time when I went to see my PO they were dragging this dude out in cuffs my PO told me he showed up drunk to his meeting.  One of the first things it says on your terms of probation is that you must abstain from use of alcohol for 24hrs prior to your meeting.

In an even worse case a good friend of mine had to go to classes with DUI victims parents and loved ones.  He said basically all they do to you for a few hours is scream and yell at you.  The second class he went to a guy showed up drunk.

[PhillyGirl]

""I've realized I've got a problem" (psst...ya think?)