The "I Miss Sassy" Sports Thread

[MDS]

Carson Wentz‏Verified account
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The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands.

praise be

[Sgt PSN]

norristown wop geno orreyemma isnt losing this

Had no idea he grew up in Norristown.  Then again, no one gave a shtein about women's hoops when I was a kid so there was really no reason for anyone to be talking about it/him. 

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The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands.

praise be

wtf

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://bustedcoverage.com/2017/04/19/florida-womans-sex-moans-delay-tennis-match-at-sarasota-open/

[Sgt PSN]

Ya'll see this story about Serena being 9 weeks preggo when she won the Aussie Open?  She ain't human.

[MDS]

she shouldve got knocked up in the fall...play the us open and miss aussie and french. now she wont be back until the winter.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Women's softball World Series game between Okie and Florida is nuts

B14th now

[Geowhizzer]

Not generally a tennis fan, but this deserves at least a mention:

20-year-old Jelena Ostapenko of Latvia becomes first unseeded woman to win the French Open since 1933.

[Sgt PSN]

Rusty can bang her while he's in Latvia, so she will no longer be unseeded.

[Rome]

Boom

[Rome]

Rusty can bang her while he's in Latvia, so she will no longer be unseeded.

Haaa!   

I think it's pretty farging suspicious that Rusty is in Latvia and she wins the French Open as the first unseeded winner since 1933.

[Sgt PSN]

Explain that ticket to me.  What exactly is the bet on?

[Rome]

$2 exacta on the Belmont.  2-7 came in first/second so I won $45.20 on a $2 bet.

[Rome]

A $2 trifecta pulled in $600 for the win because a horse at 12-1 came in third.  The trifecta at the Preakness paid $2,200.

[ice grillin you]

jersey girl christina mchale trying for a big upset at wimbo