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Title: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 30, 2016, 11:36:17 AM
We still doing this?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on July 30, 2016, 11:44:11 AM
In
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2016, 11:29:17 AM
Renewed the league. Everyone joined via yahoo's auto-renew.

Post keepers here (1 RB, 1 WR/TE, 1 QB, 1 rookie).
Post any trades from last year here.

Draft order:
1. Rome
2. Sarge
3. THawk
4. Zanshin
5. rjs246
6. Munson
7. Phreak
8. SD
9. hbionic
10. SunMo

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2016, 11:36:06 AM
Deadline for pre-draft trades and announcing keepers is August 26th.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on July 31, 2016, 11:43:48 AM
Here are the extra draft picks I worked from trades last season:
- I get hbionic's 3rd round pick
- I get SunMo's 5th round pick
- Sarge gets my 5th round draft pick from the Jameis Winston deal
- I get SD's 7th round pick


I am looking to trade either Cam Newton or Jameis Winston.
I am willing to talk trades for Dez Bryant, Sammy Watkins, Duke Johnson (R) and/or Matt Jones (R).

Not planning on being on the board much so if you're interested in a quick response use PM.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on July 31, 2016, 12:33:16 PM
I have zanshin's 4th and he has my 6th

Keepers:
Eli Manning
Doug Martin
Julio Jones
Jeremy Langford (R)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2016, 01:07:52 PM
Keepers:

QB:  D. Carr (Oak)
RB:  L. Murray (Oak)
WR: D. Bryant (Dal)
R:  M. Mariota (Tenn)

Will listen to trades for anyone. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on July 31, 2016, 07:26:22 PM
I'm going to keep two WRs instead of a RB. I appreciate your understanding.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2016, 08:02:22 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2016, 09:45:19 AM
Keepers:

Aaron Rodgers - QB
Alshon Jeffery - WR
Doug Martin - RB
Thomas Rawls - R
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on August 03, 2016, 10:05:34 AM
Not sure about my keepers yet but I have both Antonio Brown and OBJ on my roster so if anybody is looking to trade let me know...
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2016, 10:35:42 AM
I'd be interested...what do you want?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 03, 2016, 11:00:38 AM
Your Trotter jersey
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2016, 11:49:22 AM
I have a few so that could be arranged!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 03, 2016, 11:52:02 AM
I'm interested. PM an offer.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2016, 01:00:23 PM
lol
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 03, 2016, 01:11:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 03, 2016, 11:49:22 AM
I have a few so that could be arranged!

He wants the Machu Picchu one for OBJ
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2016, 02:08:20 PM
I have traded Cam Newton and my 7th round pick to Sunny for OBJ.

To summarize my draft situation:
I have two 3rd round picks, Sunny's 5th round pick and SD's 7th round pick.

Also I now have my keepers set:
QB - Jameis Winston
WR - OBJ
RB - Le'Veon
(R) - David Johnson

I am willing to talk trades for Dez Bryant, Sammy Watkins, Duke Johnson (R) and/or Matt Jones (R) if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 03, 2016, 02:09:52 PM
Any interest in trading Leveon or David Johnson?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2016, 02:12:36 PM
Quote from: SD on August 03, 2016, 02:09:52 PM
Any interest in trading Leveon or David Johnson?

It would need to be a pretty ridiculous offer but I'm always interested in stupid fantasy football trades.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 03, 2016, 02:17:15 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2016, 02:12:36 PM
Quote from: SD on August 03, 2016, 02:09:52 PM
Any interest in trading Leveon or David Johnson?

It would need to be a pretty ridiculous offer but I'm always interested in stupid fantasy football trades.

Jeremy Langford (my rookie keeper) and a 3rd for David Johnson
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2016, 02:33:48 PM
So basically you're offering me a 3rd round pick for David Johnson, since I would rather keep Matt Jones than Jeremy Langford.

No.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 03, 2016, 05:14:35 PM
Keepers:

QB
WR
RB
Rookie

Thanks.

Available:

Tom Brady
Rob Gronkowski
Emmanuel Sanders
Larry Fizgerald
Devonta Freeman
Amari Cooper
Teddy Bridgewater
Devin Funchess

Let me know if you wants any.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 03, 2016, 05:41:00 PM
I need a rookie keeper, got a ton of WRs and an extra RB or two to trade.

Chuggy PM me with what you want for Cooper.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2016, 07:57:52 PM
Quote from: Munson on August 03, 2016, 05:41:00 PM
I need a rookie keeper, got a ton of WRs and an extra RB or two to trade.

Chuggy PM me with what you want for Cooper.

If you can't get your hands on Cooper or something better I have two rookie RBs that I would let go for relatively cheap (draft picks).
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on August 04, 2016, 09:38:25 AM
My keepers:

Cam Newton - QB
Lamar Miller - RB
Antonio Brown - WR
Kevin White - R

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 04, 2016, 07:23:32 PM
Mine:

QB:  Andrew Luck
RB:  Eddie Lacy
TE:  Gronkowski
R:    Todd Gurley


UPDATED 8/12/16 after Chuggie trade.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 07, 2016, 04:31:46 PM
I have traded Dez Bryant and a 2017 fourth round pick for Sarge's third round pick.

I assume that his keepers will be updated to reflect Dez instead of whoever he had before.

I still have two Rookie RBs available for trade and a newfound interest in acquiring a fourth round pick in next year's draft.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 07, 2016, 04:57:37 PM
Got a PM out to hbionic, as soon as he wakes up out of his buttsecks induced coma and responds I will have an answer for you Russel.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 07, 2016, 05:42:41 PM
QB: Russel Wilson
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
Rookie: TJ Yeldon

Allen Robinson, Jarvis Landry, and AJ Green are all available for trade.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 07, 2016, 06:33:31 PM
Note to Phreak: you have Adrian Peterson per our trade last season.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 07, 2016, 06:46:28 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 07, 2016, 06:33:31 PM
Note to Phreak: you have Adrian Peterson per our trade last season.

J what do you want for AP?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 07, 2016, 08:15:37 PM
Updated my keepers to reflect the trade.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2016, 08:58:38 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 07, 2016, 06:33:31 PM
Note to Phreak: you have Adrian Peterson per our trade last season.

Oh yeah!

Hmmmm I'll look SD and get back to ya
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2016, 08:59:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 01, 2016, 09:45:19 AM
Keepers:

Aaron Rodgers - QB
Allen Robinson - WR
Adrian Peterson - RB
Thomas Rawls - R

Updated
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2016, 09:00:25 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 07, 2016, 05:42:41 PM
QB: Russel Wilson
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
Rookie: TJ Yeldon

Allen Robinson, Jarvis Landry, and AJ Green are all available for trade.

I'd like a shot at Robinson - whatcha want?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 07, 2016, 09:00:51 PM
I'll trade you my 5th for Doug Martin
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 08, 2016, 09:32:20 AM
I have traded Matt Jones to Zanshin.
We are swapping picks in the second round this year and I am getting his 4th rounder next year.

That leaves me with two semi-desirable bits of trade bait.
Sammy Watkins
Duke Johnson (R)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2016, 09:54:51 AM
Hey strangers (and by that I mean you're actually strange, not colloquially).

My Keepers:

Carson Palmer (QB)
DeMarco Murray (RB)
Jordan Matthews (WR)
Matt Jones (Rookie)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 08, 2016, 10:52:48 AM
I traded my 4th to Jay for Doug Martin
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 08, 2016, 12:48:18 PM
I have traded my 5th to Tomahawk for Allen Robinson
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 08, 2016, 12:49:13 PM
Aaron Rodgers - QB
Allen Robinson - WR
Adrian Peterson - RB
Thomas Rawls - R

Updated keepers
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 08, 2016, 01:08:10 PM
Still have AJ Green and Jarvis Landry for trade; both are better than Jordan Matthews
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2016, 01:24:35 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 08, 2016, 12:49:13 PM
Aaron Rodgers - QB
Allen Robinson - WR
Adrian Peterson - RB
Thomas Rawls - R

Updated keepers

Not keeping Calvin Johnson?  Bwahahahahaha
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 08, 2016, 01:25:28 PM
Anyone interested in Mariota? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 08, 2016, 02:00:45 PM
Quote from: SD on July 31, 2016, 12:33:16 PM
I have zanshin's 4th and he has my 6th

Keepers:
Eli Manning
Doug Martin
Julio Jones
Jeremy Langford (R)

Updated keepers
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on August 08, 2016, 03:57:44 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 08, 2016, 01:08:10 PM
Still have AJ Green and Jarvis Landry for trade; both are better than Jordan Matthews

I'll trade you Marty Booker for both.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 10, 2016, 10:53:17 AM
Marty Booker is still better than Jordan Matthews
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 08:38:54 AM
hbionic and Rome have confirmed a trade:

hbionic gets:
- the #1 overall pick.
Rome gets:
- the #9 overall pick.
- hbionic's 4th round pick (#9).
- Rob Gronkowski.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 11:18:49 AM
As an addendum to the above trade, I have traded my 2020 8th rounder for inside information on who hbionic is targeting. Hahaha. This is real life.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 12, 2016, 11:50:16 AM
Thug GM Life  :=)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 12, 2016, 12:41:19 PM
I have not heard anything further from hbionic on Amari Cooper, so unless he's willing to chat now, rjs let's talk Duke Johnson
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 01:30:01 PM
PM sent.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2016, 02:12:17 PM
Mine:

QB:  Andrew Luck
RB:  Eddie Lacy
TE:  Gronkowski
R:    Todd Gurley


UPDATED 8/12/16 after Chuggie trade.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 03:34:47 PM
I have traded Duke Johnson to Munson for his 6th round pick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 03:49:37 PM
hbionic and THawk have completed a trade.

hbionic gets AJ Green.
THawk gets hbionic's fifth round pick.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 12, 2016, 03:55:54 PM
My Keepers:

Tom Brady-University of Michigan- New England Patriots-QB

A.J. Green- University of Georgia- Cincinnati Bengals- WR

Devonta Freeman- Florida State University- Atlanta Falcons- RB

Amari Cooper- University of Alabama- Oakland Raiders- (Rookie)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 04:02:50 PM
OK, I've got a spreadsheet with this year's draft order put together for all 11 rounds.

I'll update if there are any more trades. In the meantime, make sure that your keepers are posted here.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 12, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
If I knew Green was only gonna cost a 5th rounder I would have traded for him

Munson's Keepers
QB-Ben Roethlisberger
RB-Mark Ingram
WR-Brandin Cooks
Rookie-Duke Johnson JR
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 12, 2016, 04:50:39 PM
Quote from: Munson on August 12, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
If I knew Green was only gonna cost a 5th rounder I would have traded for him

I think I took RJS's playbook and found that playing GM has become more and more enjoyable...almost the funnest part...second to losing the championship by 0.10 pts.  :D
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 12, 2016, 07:15:22 PM
Just wanted to say thanks to Rusty for keeping track of this nonsense.  I actually forgot the details of my trade with Chuggie because I was watching a video he sent me of six L.A. Lakers cheerleaders taking turns blowing a Mexican donkey.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2016, 09:54:03 PM
This is literally the only reason I'm back on the board so I figure I should do it properly.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 12, 2016, 10:41:34 PM
You mean you're not here for the intellectual discussions?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 13, 2016, 09:50:31 AM
No.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 13, 2016, 10:49:10 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on August 17, 2016, 08:31:40 AM
rusty can you please post all the traded picks for this draft? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2016, 08:56:20 AM
Sure.

Eventually.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on August 17, 2016, 09:02:25 AM
Do we have a draft date?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2016, 09:08:32 AM
Probably.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on August 17, 2016, 09:26:11 AM
Please tell me
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2016, 01:42:38 PM
Wed, Sept 7. 9pm.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 22, 2016, 02:52:46 PM
Snake!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2016, 03:07:49 PM
No.

I've updated the draft order and keepers to include all trades. Please take a look (if you can, I honestly have no idea) to make sure that I've got it all right.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2016, 03:41:13 PM
Also note that the keeper/trade deadline with this Friday so the draft picks/keepers are still open to change.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 22, 2016, 03:48:30 PM
Quote from: Rome on August 22, 2016, 02:52:46 PM
Snake!

!!!1!!!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 22, 2016, 09:37:28 PM
I still see Gronk on my team. He should be with Romey.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2016, 10:48:03 PM
I swear that I cannot speak in small enough words for you slugs to understand.

I didn't update anyone's roster.
Do not mark keepers on your roster.

I filled in the first four rounds of the draft with the keepers listed in this thread.
Then I updated the remaining draft picks based on the trades posted in this thread.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 24, 2016, 09:28:26 PM
Can we finally add waivers this year?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 26, 2016, 12:15:49 PM
Waivers have been instituted.

Today is the last day for trades/keepers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 26, 2016, 01:58:38 PM
So I can still trade people after today, right?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: smeags on August 26, 2016, 02:23:04 PM
nice to see you guys leave the witty forum banter out of this league.  :paranoid
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2016, 03:33:16 AM
I forgot my yahoo password.  Can I borrow one from one of yous guys? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 29, 2016, 10:20:33 AM
I still have players available for trade. Hurry up and make an offer before I mark my keepers on my roster
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on September 07, 2016, 11:21:05 AM
New name for this season:

Rome's Replacements
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on September 07, 2016, 11:37:46 AM
Had to retire Death Rowe

New name is: Dicks out 4 Harambe
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 12:04:12 PM
Quote from: Rome on September 07, 2016, 11:21:05 AM
New name for this season:

Rome's Replacements

Thanks for the update. It would have been very puzzling trying to figure that one out on my own.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on September 07, 2016, 12:14:36 PM
I was thinking of changing my name to Rome's Replacement Hip.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on September 07, 2016, 01:23:56 PM
The Bowlers are back
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 07:56:57 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 02, 2016, 09:36:28 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 31, 2015, 01:07:10 PM
You nerds need to post any draft pick trades here.

These are mine:
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
- hbionic's 3rd round pick (Brady)
- SunMo's 5th round pick (Ryan)
- SD's 7th round pick (Jones)

- Sarge gets my 5th round pick (Winston)



Just throwing this out there as a reminder.  I think this is the only extra pick I've got this year.  I also get Rusty's 4th rounder in 2017, but Rusty gets my 3rd rounder this year.   
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on September 07, 2016, 08:18:53 PM
Nice of you to remind him of this an hour before the draft.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 08:20:40 PM
Thanks.  I thought so too. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on September 07, 2016, 08:28:38 PM
You should text him before you get farged. Just like you do anytime you get farged by your boyfriends and my mom.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 08:29:35 PM
I never text your mom.  She just knows when it's time to do work. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on September 07, 2016, 08:31:04 PM
Lurn hao two reed.

You text rusty every time you get farged.

*I liked how you only mentioned my mom...but said nothing about your boyfriends. Well done! :-D
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 08:36:10 PM
I only texted Rusty once before your mom farged me.  He asked that I never do it again unless I have pics.  Still waiting on Samsung to improve their panoramic mode so I can get all of your mom in the pic. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2016, 08:38:48 PM
Also, Rusty had already accounted for that trade.  So farg you guys for doubting how great of a commissioner he really is.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on September 07, 2016, 08:43:26 PM
Now that you mention it...it still shows me as the 9th pick overall. My turn to farg your mom sarge then text rusty.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on September 07, 2016, 08:45:33 PM
I don't think we can post "Rusty" nearly enough here.

Rusty.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2016, 10:29:45 PM
2015 - four kickers
2016 - zero kickers

I'm an enigma.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on September 08, 2016, 11:18:34 PM
C.J. Anderson.  I like him.  Tons.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on September 13, 2016, 02:58:29 PM
Quote from: Rome on September 08, 2016, 11:18:34 PM
C.J. Anderson.  I like him.  Tons.

But what about Gurley? Do you like him? Tons?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on September 13, 2016, 03:40:30 PM
Bwahahahaha.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on September 18, 2016, 11:51:23 PM
I'd just like to thank T-Hawk for not starting Diggs tonight.  At least I won't get beat by 50.  Probably.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: ice grillin you on September 18, 2016, 11:59:19 PM
firstly fantasy people kill yourselves

but also who didn't start HOF diggs?...worst decision ever
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on September 19, 2016, 05:45:23 PM
I'm not benching DeAndre Hopkins, Kelvin Benjamin, or Alston Jeffries for hofDiggs
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2016, 09:04:42 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on October 19, 2016, 09:07:36 AM
So I picked up Hunter Henry and must have fat fingered the request on my phone because it dropped Jordan Reed instead of Jesse James.

This is obviously a mistake and I asked Russell to put Reed back and drop James.  He said I needed to put it on the board to make sure nobody had a problem with it.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on October 19, 2016, 09:23:53 AM
Quote from: SunMo on October 19, 2016, 09:07:36 AM
So I picked up Hunter Henry and must have fat fingered the request on my phone because it dropped Jordan Reed instead of Jesse James.

This is obviously a mistake and I asked Russell to put Reed back and drop James.  He said I needed to put it on the board to make sure nobody had a problem with it.

I submitted a claim for Reed. I was thinking to myself "man sunny's an idiot". I'm glad you cleared it up. I don't have a problem with it, shtein happens.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on October 19, 2016, 09:45:33 AM
Well, I'm still an idiot
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on October 19, 2016, 10:40:25 AM
My entire team is for sale, more or less, especially if you're willing to give me the draft picks for it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on October 19, 2016, 11:35:01 AM
I'm good with it, Sunny. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on October 19, 2016, 12:06:34 PM
Nobody gives a shtein and Rusty should probably quit trying to be such a kissass
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on October 19, 2016, 12:20:57 PM
I was not so secretly hoping that someone would have a problem with it so that I wouldn't have to do anything.

Way to go, dicks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on October 19, 2016, 12:28:10 PM
Your miserable attitude is refreshing
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on October 19, 2016, 12:34:19 PM
Sunny's roster has been updated.

Dicks.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on October 19, 2016, 12:40:28 PM
anybody want to trade for Jordan Reed?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on October 19, 2016, 12:41:07 PM
I don't see Jesse James on waivers yet. Get your shtein together.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on October 19, 2016, 12:42:16 PM
that's because i never wanted to drop him.  i wanted to pick up Henry and drop james, not reed.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 30, 2016, 03:46:11 PM
Why can't we add/drop players that haven't played yet?  I'm trying to make an injury adjustment and is putting in a waiver claim for Tuesday. When the hell did that happen?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on October 30, 2016, 06:35:47 PM
I went thru that last week.  I didn't cry about it like a little girl, though. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 30, 2016, 07:40:07 PM
That's because you're a moron.  I know we decided to add waivers this year, and that's cool, but I've never seen a set up where you can't add/drop players that haven't played yet.  I had no idea that was the system we were going to, because I certainly would have raised an objection.  Are rosters essentially locked in after the start of the TN game, the London game, or the 1pm game? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on October 30, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Can someone get sargeant vagina a tampon to stop her bleeding? You're supposed to know in advance who will be injured come game day, at least a week in advance, like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on October 30, 2016, 11:53:57 PM
He's why women should have never been admitted into the Corps.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on October 31, 2016, 11:36:58 AM
I just updated the league settings. For all the whiners.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on October 31, 2016, 01:40:12 PM
Hi Russell!  We miss you, buddy!!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on November 01, 2016, 12:13:44 AM
You can't change the rules mid-season without a league vote. I want my $25 back!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2016, 12:18:23 AM
Lol. Yeah, I def wasn't looking for a midseason change. All I really wanted to know was when rosters get locked in and can't be changed. I also wanted to point out that it was a retarded system.

But hey, it brought Rusty back to the board so, you're welcome.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2016, 10:24:09 AM
I propose that we drop kickers from the roster next season. Any takers?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2016, 10:41:06 AM
No. It's fun watching you draft 3 of them.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2016, 10:49:41 AM
This year I drafted zero. Live in the now.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on November 04, 2016, 11:01:43 AM
Are we going to replace them with another position player?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 11:02:04 AM
IDP!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on November 04, 2016, 11:26:15 AM
Why J?  Just why??
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2016, 11:48:00 AM
Doesn't really matter to me if kickers stay or go, but if I had to choose I'd be more inclined to keep them if we're just eliminating a roster spot.  If we're about replacing it with another position or flex, I'm in.

Speaking of flex, anyone down with including TE to the flex positron next year or prefer to keep it the same?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on November 04, 2016, 11:53:43 AM
I like that idea especially if we're booting kickers.

🦄
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on November 04, 2016, 01:10:19 PM
It'll be a cold day in hell before I add an IDP.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on November 04, 2016, 01:36:23 PM
From what I understand, hell froze over Wednesday night.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2016, 02:47:16 PM
We used to do defensive players years ago.  It was dumb 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 03:40:32 PM
Whats dumb is two QB leagues...a friend of mine is in one. What sense does that make?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2016, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 03:40:32 PM
Whats dumb is two QB leagues...a friend of mine is in one. What sense does that make?

Just another strategy you have to employ while drafting, but I'm guessing it's mostly because people like seeing higher weekly scores. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on November 04, 2016, 06:36:09 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 03:40:32 PM
Whats dumb is two QB leagues...a friend of mine is in one. What sense does that make?

Won the one I'm in 2 years straight 6-2 this year.  Hate all you want but I'm up 2G
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 04, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
First league I ever played in had 3 flex positions and you could use any position you wanted.  A few dudes were rolling out with 3 QBs each week, but most were RB heavy. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 07:06:56 PM
That's really good but why two QBs? Do you play extra RBs and WRs ?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on November 04, 2016, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on November 04, 2016, 07:06:56 PM
That's really good but why two QBs? Do you play extra RBs and WRs ?

2QBs
2RBs
2WRs
Flex
Kicker
D

TD passes are worth 6 pts so your drafting strategy completely changes.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: ice grillin you on November 05, 2016, 12:45:24 AM
no kickers and six qb's

now you know why I want nothing to do with fantasy
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on November 05, 2016, 08:10:57 AM
Riveting as this conversation is, if we got rid of the kicker it would be replaced by an extra bench spot or we would just reduce roster size by one. I'm not looking reinvent the wheel. Just get rid of the farging kickers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 05, 2016, 10:10:25 AM
I think we can make the wheel rounder if we really try though 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2016, 11:41:52 AM
Keep the kicker, go back to your cave.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on November 07, 2016, 10:41:11 AM
"Make Fantasy Football Great Again" by Rusty Smith. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 07, 2016, 02:26:21 PM
(http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nfl/players/full/13459.png&w=350&h=254)
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: smeags on December 07, 2016, 03:38:04 PM
so, who is winning this top notch league ?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on December 07, 2016, 05:27:12 PM
The person who wins the last game.

farg fantasy football.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: smeags on December 09, 2016, 02:45:16 PM
you are always there to clear up any confusion.  :yay
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 24, 2016, 08:37:21 PM
Whoops.

Bow down, bitches.

Also, David Johnson and The'Veon Bell are on the trading block as of now.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 24, 2016, 09:01:13 PM
Also, Carson Wentz (R), Devontae Booker (R), Odell Beckham, Mike Evans and Wendell Smallwood (R). Also too, basically anyone else on my roster. Have at it.

SD is basically getting either Bell or Johnson unless a trade happens. That would be one hell of a catch.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2016, 10:53:34 PM
I want Bell
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on December 24, 2016, 11:21:01 PM
Me too...good luck outbidding me
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 25, 2016, 08:55:21 AM
OK. I was a wee bit drunk last night. So let's try this again...

Great season, suckers! Thanks to Z for knocking hb's juggernaut out of the playoffs and clearing my way to another championship. As a reward he gets to keep his buy-in as the second place "winner".

Sarge has already sent me his payment via paypal to rjs246@gmail.com. He's also already offered up a trade for Bell/Johnson.

I'll be harassing for payment of course, but any draft pick trades should be posted here so I can get organized for next season. I'll dig my draft pick trades up and post them here later this week.

Merry x-mas, MFers.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on December 25, 2016, 09:52:07 AM
Paid
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on December 25, 2016, 12:35:47 PM
Post more and maybe, maybe I'll pay up. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 26, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
The only remotely decent thing to come out of 2016 was my decision to stop posting here regularly.

So good luck with that.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 26, 2016, 06:56:27 PM
I just re-read the league rules and this has always been winner take all. Zanshin gets nothing. Nothing, I say!
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on December 27, 2016, 07:42:44 AM
Does 2nd place pay? Not being a smart ass, I can't remember.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 27, 2016, 08:59:07 AM
I thought that it did, but I went back and looked at previous years to confirm the payout structure and this league is winner take all.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 27, 2016, 12:11:27 PM
We've always been winner take all for as long as I can remember.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on December 27, 2016, 03:52:52 PM
Paid.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 27, 2016, 04:56:33 PM
Paid: Sarge, SD, Zanshin
Deadbeats: Everyone else
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on December 27, 2016, 05:44:30 PM
Who won last place?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on December 27, 2016, 06:36:35 PM
Quote from: hbionic on December 27, 2016, 05:44:30 PM
Who won last place?

Harambe...in life and in fantasy
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Diomedes on December 27, 2016, 09:00:47 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 26, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
The only remotely decent thing to come out of 2016 was my decision to stop posting here regularly.

So good luck with that.

Boo.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on December 27, 2016, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: SD on December 27, 2016, 06:36:35 PM
Quote from: hbionic on December 27, 2016, 05:44:30 PM
Who won last place?

Harambe...in life and in fantasy

LMAO
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on December 27, 2016, 09:30:36 PM
How much? What's your address so I can send a post-dated check?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 28, 2016, 07:11:16 AM
$25

rjs246@gmail.com
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on December 28, 2016, 08:24:53 AM
I'm planning on sending 2,499 pennies via pony express so I'll need your mailing address.

Thanks in advance. 



Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on December 31, 2016, 10:42:26 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 28, 2016, 07:11:16 AM
$25

rjs246@gmail.com

I apologize, but I don't know how to email money.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on December 31, 2016, 12:41:18 PM
Is it actually possible that people still don't know how to use paypal? Or is it just that this place is a relic of a time long-passed, populated by dinosaurs who can't figure out how to join the modern world? The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on December 31, 2016, 01:21:20 PM
I'll get that over to you by next year.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on December 31, 2016, 04:24:10 PM
I use PayPal all the time.  Not with Rusty, though.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 01, 2017, 09:05:27 AM
I have a juicy offer for Bell that I'm going to accept unless something exceptional comes through.

Oh, and get off your dumb asses and pay up.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on January 01, 2017, 10:25:48 AM
Post more often, get paid sooner.

Extortion FTW.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 01, 2017, 01:46:23 PM
Paid: Sarge, SD, Zanshin, Phreak
Deadbeats: hb, SunMo, Rome, Munson, THawk
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on January 01, 2017, 03:33:53 PM
I thought I paypalled it right after I made the hilarious comment about not being able to mail a check to an email address. Trying to send you a card along with the payment must have overloaded the system. You should have it now, sans card.

If you do not have the $25, please enlist your smart friends to help you figure out what the next steps are.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on January 01, 2017, 05:35:42 PM
I paid you, you dumb mick.  Shut up, already. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 01, 2017, 05:50:41 PM
Paid: Sarge, SD, Zanshin, Phreak, THawk, Rome
Deadbeats: hb, SunMo, Munson
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on January 08, 2017, 01:41:30 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 08, 2017, 10:05:21 AM
Quote from: Munson on January 08, 2017, 12:52:53 AM
Just came from Rogue One....it was awesome, enjoyed it a lot.

Hey Munson, stop posting about movies and pay me.

Is this you saying you're going to be posting here more?

Also I wish we had a way to pay you that didn't involve a service run by scumbag and vampire Peter Theil.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2017, 01:42:10 PM
Ever heard of the Post Office?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on January 08, 2017, 01:43:10 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2017, 01:42:10 PM
Ever heard of the Post Office?

Rusty seems to disapprove of getting this by mail.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2017, 01:46:12 PM
Nonsense. I once mailed him his payment enclosed in a giant dick pic I printed from the interwebs.  Pretty sure it was a top 5 life moment for him.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on January 08, 2017, 01:49:21 PM
I paid. Peter Thiel is masturbating to the transaction as we speak.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 08, 2017, 01:53:45 PM
He's not the only one. ETFs are a huge turn on for me.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 08, 2017, 08:06:28 PM
I tend to be pretty pious about not giving my money to the morally bankrupt, but only to a point. I'd love to never drive a car and only eat food from small farmers and hand-deliver monetary payments when they come due... but in addition to being socially conscious I am also a farging adult. So I own a car, I eat what's reasonable and I use paypal. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:31:40 PM
Just realized that I never posted this. Phreak offered me two firsts for Bell. Bell is now his.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 15, 2017, 08:35:51 PM
I'd like to offer you 2 fists.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on January 15, 2017, 08:37:26 PM
But who pays the removal fee to get 'em out of chuggie's mom's hoyda?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on January 15, 2017, 09:25:00 PM
lolol

Bell and Rodgers is a nice duo

I'm like Howie and needed to make the deal. Anyone wanna be like the Vikings and offer me a first for a bag of shtein?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on January 17, 2017, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.

Et tu?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on January 17, 2017, 02:15:40 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 15, 2017, 09:25:00 PM


Bell and Rodgers is a nice duo



So was Gurley II and Luck.  That turned out like Chuggie's mom's hoo-hah on Cinco de Mayo. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on January 19, 2017, 10:34:58 AM
Quote from: hbionic on January 17, 2017, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.

Et tu?

I'm not proud of myself. But it was just sitting there, waiting to be crushed.

Also, you're the last deadbeat to not pay. So do it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 19, 2017, 11:31:23 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 19, 2017, 10:34:58 AM
Quote from: hbionic on January 17, 2017, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.

Et tu?

I'm not proud of myself. But it was just sitting there, waiting to be crushed.

Says everyone that's been with Chuggie's mom. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on January 19, 2017, 12:09:34 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 19, 2017, 10:34:58 AM
Quote from: hbionic on January 17, 2017, 12:17:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 15, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.

Et tu?

I'm not proud of myself. But it was just sitting there, waiting to be crushed.

Also, you're the last deadbeat to not pay. So do it.

I wanted to win something. I won the least deadbeat award. Cool, now I can pay you. I'll text you when I send it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: ice grillin you on January 22, 2017, 12:49:07 AM
nm
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2017, 01:27:48 AM
We still doing this?  What's the deadline for keepers?  When's the draft?  Wtf is my yahoo password? 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on July 31, 2017, 10:34:07 AM
I'm in if it's a go. If not, it's been fun.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on July 31, 2017, 03:21:51 PM
In
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2017, 04:14:05 PM
I'm still in you jerkoff faced douchebags
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 31, 2017, 08:23:43 PM
Where's @rusty to give all the #info?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on July 31, 2017, 08:40:39 PM
How do we find our lineups from last season
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 01, 2017, 04:20:00 PM
In.

Someone call rusty.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Diomedes on August 01, 2017, 06:24:11 PM
OUT

fantasy football shat the bed before cargo pants

throw away your cargo pants fools
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 01, 2017, 10:57:13 PM
In

I like pooping in my bed after I take my cargo pants off
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 01, 2017, 11:16:01 PM
I poop in my cargo pants. The farg else are those giant pockets for?
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on August 02, 2017, 08:07:40 AM
Can't see why not; in. Same with the cargo shorts; can't say that I really ever wore them for fashion purposes. And it's not like I'm caring more what people think as I get older, so farg it.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2017, 09:12:49 AM
is hating on cargo's a thing?....i barely wear anything but them
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on August 02, 2017, 09:23:59 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 02, 2017, 09:12:49 AM
is hating on cargo's a thing?....i barely wear anything but them

Absolutely a thing. I'd say they're the new jean shorts, but jean shorts are somehow making a comeback apparently. Couldn't give fewer shteins.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 02, 2017, 11:32:15 AM
I took Dio's spot.  Basically I'm the shtein in cargo pants. 

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2017, 11:44:11 AM
I'm in.

Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: hbionic on August 02, 2017, 04:21:25 PM
I just bought my first pair of shorts recently that weren't cargo shorts. I only hate cargo pants because they aren't cargo shorts.

By the way, $25 from everyone plus a pair of cargo pants to this year's winner.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Munson on August 02, 2017, 06:50:48 PM
I'm in, and I own some cargo shorts but prefer flatfronts.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2017, 06:59:37 PM
Flat front dri fit/micro fiber type Nike golf shorts

No pleats

Pleats are awful
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 02, 2017, 09:28:22 PM
Camo cargo shorts are the bestest. I like to wear them with a camo shirt but only if the camo pattern on the shirt is totally different than the camo pattern on my shorts.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 02, 2017, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 02, 2017, 04:21:25 PM
I just bought my first pair of shorts recently that weren't cargo shorts. I only hate cargo pants because they aren't cargo shorts.

By the way, $25 from everyone plus a pair of cargo pants to this year's winner.

$25 each and season loser has to buy season winner a pair of cargo shorts
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Tomahawk on August 02, 2017, 11:33:42 PM
Dio, since rusty died of either pretentiousness or maybe tetanus, please take his team and be commish
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2017, 09:19:22 AM
I had forgotten about this. I'll get the league up and running this weekend.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2017, 01:00:08 PM
Thanks, Snake. 
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: SD on August 03, 2017, 01:11:52 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2017, 09:19:22 AM
I had forgotten about this. I'll get the league up and running this weekend.

You say this every year. I'm calling bullshtein.
Title: Re: Keeper League 16
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2017, 05:42:11 PM
Only reason he knows about this is because I absolutely had to know his deep thoughts on cargo pants. I figured his smart friends had a special perspective he could share with the small-minded.