Keeper League '11

Started by rjs246, July 27, 2011, 02:03:53 PM

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rjs246

We seriously go through this shtein every year with you monkeys.

I can't find my team.
I can't find the invite.
Someone help me I've forgotten how to function on the internet which I spent 8 hours a day on.

Jesus. Anyone want to take over commissioning responsibilities?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.

rjs246

I nominate Phreak for commissioner.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Thanks but no thanks - you do a bang up job, pal.

MDS

i thought this dork league wasnt for any money
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

hbionic

No one on my team is untouchable if the price is right.

I'm open for trades.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


SunMo

for my buddy russ


Michael Vick (Phi - QB)   
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)   
 
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB) 
Arian Foster (Hou - RB) 
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB)
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 

Miles Austin (Dal - WR)
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) 
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR)
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB)


Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE)


Matt Bryant (Atl - K)


Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.

Second invite sent. Yahoo is even friendly enough to monitor how many times you have to send someone an invite... how useful.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hbionic

Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2011, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
It's not like I lost the invite; I didn't get it.

Second invite sent. Yahoo is even friendly enough to monitor how many times you have to send someone an invite... how useful.

Maybe Phreak thinks he's someone else.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PhillyPhreak54

I finally got it. Thank you for your due diligence in this matter, Mr Commish. Bionic will give you a complimentary reacharound.

I will sign up when I get home


hbionic

Unbeknownst to most of you, rjs is probably the only one who I would not reach around because it is basically impossible to reach around his massive ball sack. I can substitue anyone in his place.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Sgt PSN

I'm in but posting from my phone at the airport so I'll post my roster when I get home....unless Rusty wants to be a sweetie pie and post it for me.

Tomahawk

Here you go buddy

Death By Pisco Sour

QBs
Tom Brady
Kevin Kolb
Mark Sanchez

RBs
Thomas Jones
Darren McFadden
CJ Spiller

WRs
Greg Jennings
Calvin Johnson
Jeremy Maclin
Mario Manningham
Derrick Mason
Mike Sims-Walker

TE
Marcedes Lewis

K
Sebastian Janikowski

DEF
Green Bay

PhillyPhreak54

Philadelphia Phreaks

Aaron Rodgers - QB
Ben Roethlisberger - QB
Josh Freeman - QB

Cedric Benson - RB
Michael Bush - RB
Jamaal Charles - RB
Peyton Hillis - RB
Mike Tolbert - RB
DeAngelo Williams - RB

DeSean Jackson - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Stevie Johnson - WR

Kevin Boss - TE

David Akers - K

Chicago - DEF

Diomedes

I laugh at you people who don't have at least one semi-promising rookie from last year on your team.  It's a free spot if you would just bother to pick up a rookie at the end of the season.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger