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Time for Colt McCoy to have his career game.
I turn it on in time to see Clement fumble inside the 10. Yay.
Wentz used his Jesus powers to get that ball through a defender.
Lane got away with a false start on that TD.
Wentz pass was all arm...very impressive to get it through.
Three fumbles on one drive yet they still score a TD.
Obvious and uncalled Lane Off Sides, Wentz keeps his eyes up, finds Tate, 1st TD as an Eagle, Worm celebration.
:27, Merrill calling
https://streamable.com/lssgo
Congratulations to Darren Sproles for not getting injured on that punt return.
That might've been a record time for a booing Santa Claus reference.
Witten actually said it. They booed Santa Claus.
Pretty handoff.
Adams is a good one cut runner.
You run a 5' midget into the pile? DumbDoug.
Adams is moving the ball. It's okay to sit Sproles while the kid works.
Quote from: Rome on December 03, 2018, 08:37:52 PM
You run a 5' midget into the pile? DumbDoug.
Adams had a good run, so they have to be scientific and find out if anyone can do it or if he might be adequate for the rest of the season.
No pressure and a wide open receiver. This defense is consistent, I'll give them that.
Laughable PI call.
Haha. Here come the flags.
NFC East Clownball, guaranteed one prime time game every week.
Have I mentioned how much I love Fletcher Cox?
Why play soft on third and 30? Free 10 yards for fg range.
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 03, 2018, 08:50:07 PM
Why play soft on third and 30? Free 10 yards for fg range.
All they do is play soft. The next time a receiver is jammed will be the first this season.
There's not much I loathe about this team but that goddamn dumbass formation tops the list.
They're not even pretending kickoffs are a thing anymore, are they.
Josh Adams should just never stop moving.
Bring on the Sanchize!
Losing to Sanchez would be the ultimate indignity.
Jesus Christ what's the leather S&M cop outfit behind Sanchez?
I still have a hard time coming to terms with the idea that Ertz is really good at catching a football.
Good job with that stupid, unnecessary push leading to a flop, leading to a flag that killed a drive.
They're going to lose to Mark farging Sanchez.
jfc
Couldn't have been more predictable if someone on Fox News wrote it.
Wow. I won't forget that play. Goddamn.
Their balls are bleeding after that beating.
shtein that happens when your whole secondary and linebacker corps is signed off practice squads.
Would like to see the breakdown of run/pass distribution after first and ten incompletion. I feel like 80% of plays after first and ten incomplete is a 1-3 yard dive up the middle.
Another week, another attempt by Alshon Jeffery to drag this team out of mediocrity.
Clement made a blitz pick up despite himself!
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 03, 2018, 09:09:41 PM
Would like to see the breakdown of run/pass distribution after first and ten incompletion. I feel like 80% of plays after first and ten incomplete is a 1-3 yard dive up the middle.
That's vintage Andy too. 1st down PA pass incomplete, 2nd down 2 yard run, 3rd and long.
That pass from Wentz to Agholor just now looked like last year. Wentz looks good when he has time to go downfield.
Listen to that crowd, thinking Ertz might run 20 yards into the endzone for a touchdown.
That slant always works in Madden. Wentz must be bad.
Absolute buffoonery.
Hey see that guy wearing #53? Maybe try blocking him a bit.
They're going into halftime down by 10.
Nice play doug
Lmao. This team is just amazing. How do you completely kill a season? Just like this...
I want to fight Pederson
A team that doesn't get turnovers is going up against a turnover machine at Quarterback, but they have to force him to throw the ball to even get to that point.
That really should have been grounding.
Except it was an actual pass attempt. It's just so bad it looks like grounding.
Clement is so damn stupid. Just run. Run! Just farging run, you've got a whole field in front of you!
Kelce is not the Eagles' "most athletic lineman," whoever you are.
Great playcall. It looked like they wasted ten seconds and a down to get zero yards, but they actually got 15 and a free first down. Genius.
Gift call there. Dude pulled up.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 03, 2018, 09:25:38 PM
Clement is so damn stupid. Just run. Run! Just farging run, you've got a whole field in front of you!
He doesn't. His feet go a mile a minute and he just stutters. He does it hitting the hole too.
Oh, right. That's what it looks like when a great RB runs the ball for the Eagles.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 03, 2018, 09:26:00 PM
Kelce is not the Eagles' "most athletic lineman," whoever you are.
...immediately followed by Kelce pulling as lead blocker, neutralizing two defenders, for a Sproles TD
lol
They can't stop the buttfumble.
Hey, November's over. Why is the field still that digital camo print?
Jordan Reed holy shtein.
These are some soft-ass defenses.
Jesus Christ tackle him. 6 idiots and they push him forward.
Disgusting.
Quote from: Rome on December 03, 2018, 09:35:52 PM
Jesus Christ tackle him. 6 idiots and they push him forward.
wE cAn RiP tHe BaLl OuT!
Remember that one time they had defensive backs?
Quote from: Rome on December 03, 2018, 09:39:03 PM
Remember that one time they had defensive backs?
The 90s?
Yeah that was all they had.
I'm constantly disappointed that Genesis doesn't perform these halftime shows.
Also on my list of people I want to fight
Jim schwartz
They should be completely destroying this team. I don't care if they have a million guys injured. The racists are trash led by a 40 year old serial child abuser and Mark Sanchez.
Jay Gruden's only 40?
Well...first time I ever liked a MNF musical thing...
I want to do unspeakable things to Brie Larsen. Like maybe watch a DC movie with her. You know... DIRTY shtein.
Mark Sanchez going forward. LOL.
Still not gonna call Colin?
Good news, someone told Clement about forward momentum.
Kelce might be the best athlete on the offensive line, but he's had at least three bad snaps this game.
Of course.
If anyone questions why this team is 5-6, you just saw why.
Just inexcusable.
The 35 yard return was actually more embarrassing.
They're trying to outshteinthemselves each other.
A screen pass worked, guys. Things are gonna be okay!
Again Lane gets away with an early step.
They're getting their money's worth out of that goop sound in their Ertz/Witten graphic.
Josh Adams is no Barry Sanders.
The fans don't really want to see anyone play football. No reason to run that play before the quarter if you don't have to.
They've got Wentz right where they want him; inside the ten.
Is Golden Tate a wizard?
This discussion is nauseating. Meanwhile...an interception.
Hot dang, they got an interception!
This is a must-win division game in prime time, and they're going to win, and there's nothing to feel good about it at all.
Well shtein, at least it's a win. I can sleep better because of it. Good enough for me.
Also, I don't have to keep watching...it's already like two hours past my bedtime, yo.
Captain Marvel looked good. So there's that.
Oh good, Peters is hurt.
Time to hang em up JP
Peters is always hurt. He's like Sam Jackson's character in Unbreakable.
Neither Peters or Sproles will finish the season.
That game reminded me of Dallas/Washington on Thursday. I don't want to win this game, YOU win this game. Uh-uh, I don't want to win this game, YOU win this game. In the end the fans say farg it, I'll take the W.
Even though the NFCE basically sucks this year, it should be a tight race the rest of the season. Not a SB contender in the lot unless one of the owners signs a deal with the devil. Jones already signed his back in the early 90s so he's out.
Lurie only got the one year deal with Baptist Jesus, I don't think he's allowed to double dip and go with Satan this season.
If the Eagles aren't going, and they sure as hell aren't going, the only matchup I have any interest in is Saints/Chargers. It's a shame that we haven't had a Breese/Rivers matchup in the SB.
Quote from: EJ72 on December 04, 2018, 01:20:02 AM
That game reminded me of Dallas/Washington on Thursday. I don't want to win this game, YOU win this game. Uh-uh, I don't want to win this game, YOU win this game. In the end the fans say farg it, I'll take the W.
Even though the NFCE basically sucks this year, it should be a tight race the rest of the season. Not a SB contender in the lot unless one of the owners signs a deal with the devil. Jones already signed his back in the early 90s so he's out.
The Birds ain't winning next week and even if they somehow did they're not beating the Rams or Texans. This is Dallas's division. The Eagles don't have it this season.
Quote from: Diomedes on December 03, 2018, 08:56:43 PM
Jesus Christ what's the leather S&M cop outfit behind Sanchez?
Oh shtein, me and my son were dying when we saw that! WTF was that? The Fonz now doing gay porn?
the 4th and 1 run and calling timeouts so wash could kick a field goal at the end of 1H were just classic moments...long live doug
Quote from: Rome on December 03, 2018, 11:00:47 PM
Captain Marvel looked good. So there's that.
Thought the trailer sucked. I'll see it because it's Marvel and shtein and her character seems cool but I'm going in with low expectations
Quote from: MDS on December 04, 2018, 09:25:12 AM
the 4th and 1 run and calling timeouts so wash could kick a field goal at the end of 1H were just classic moments...long live doug
That run play was so predictable I called the exact play to my buddy like I was Romo. Game script: pass to Ertz. Adams up the middle. D pressures Wentz and either sacks him or forces him to throw an incompletion. At least they started rolling him out to make plays.
Quote from: AO1 on December 04, 2018, 09:56:53 AM
Quote from: Rome on December 03, 2018, 11:00:47 PM
Captain Marvel looked good. So there's that.
Thought the trailer sucked. I'll see it because it's Marvel and shtein and her character seems cool but I'm going in with low expectations
It's a movie about an omnipotent female superhero. If you didn't hate it, I'd be shocked.
Sex is irrelevant in super hero movies. All the characters have super powers and aside from a few scenes with black widow (which were humorous) gender characteristics don't come into play.
Quirky stat: Although AP had a 90 yard TD run, he still finished the game with fewer than 100 rushing yards.
I remember Herschel Walker doing something similar back in the Kotite years.