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Title: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on November 05, 2001, 06:02:27 PM
I think this board is missing a key thread. One that normally would have been started as soon as people first started posting here, but everybody already knew everybody. That's right, it's the "who the hell are you and why the farg are you here" thread. Now that we've got a few new folks hanging around this is probably a good time to start it.


Name: General Failure
Alias: GF
Location: Burbs, 20 minutes out of Philly
Why I'm here: I work here. :)

Comments: I started watching football around '92, '93 I think. My friends were all retards, and my dad didn't start watching until a year or two later so I had to figure everything out for myself. I normally watch the games from home. I posted on the old official board under the same name, and more than a few times under the name Cap'n Fullpants. I like a good mix of humor, casual discussions, and heated debates.

Alright, now the rest of you. Even if you've done it several times before because you're a message board junkie, do it anyway. Think of the children! :)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 07:12:59 PM
I'm only doing this for the children! 8)

Name: hbionic
Location: Los Angeles
Why I'm here: The Official Board sucked in its new format.

Comments: I started watching football in the early 90's. Why the Eagles? Cause my favorite color is green and I liked R. Cunningham at the time. Plus the Raiders were always a nomadic team.  ;)

I also posted under the same name on the official board, but I didn't post much. That was my first introduction to any type of message boards(My first year with internet access).

But if you don't know already, I am the glue of this message board. I provide in depth analysis of Eagles games and vast knowledge of football facts and statistics dating since the first days of football. Casual discussion are ok with me, but I try to keep it 99% football. I hate jokes and dumb mindless threads i.e., 'karma', 'you're an Eagles fan if', 'do you like tats on chicks', etc. Those are such wastes of time that they don't deserve to be on such a high quality message board. That's basically trash in my eyes. I can't believe people respond to those stupid things. One more thing I hate is trash talking. Please, keep that to a minimum in here. I will not tolerate that!

That said, I hope you have fun here and Sixers suck! ;D
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Gene on November 05, 2001, 07:19:36 PM
Board Name:   Gene

Real Name:    Jason Sehorn

Location:     Staten Island, New York

Why I'm Here: FCC Regulations........Rule 683, Sub-Section 3, Paragraph c:  Each and every message board (henceforth known as "mb") of the Philadelphia Eagles must have one fan of the New York Giants allocated within said mb........RES:  Reality Check


Comments:  Watching the Giants since the early-mid 60's.......been into this internet stuff for about a year and a half now........enjoy posting on anybody's message board that has a good hard core group of fans who know what they're talking about.........absolutely no patience for front runners, band wagon jumpers (getting on or off), or anybody who cannot back up what they post with anything other than "This Guy"/"That Guy"/"You Suck"......

Regular poster on the Giants official board under the name of, er, um.......Gene.  Veteran Poster on KFFL under the name of, er, um........Gene.  Long time poster on the New York Rangers board under the name of, er, um........Gene.
(I guess I'm not very imaginative).





Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Eaglesfan30 on November 05, 2001, 07:29:02 PM
Name - Bill
alias - that tall guy with the goofy glasses
Location - dangerously close to Vest Virginia (Western MD)

I'm old (but not anywhere near as old as FS'64)...I've been an Eagles fan since the late 70's.  I'm surprisingly cool despite my geeky appearance.  I enjoy making hot sauce & homebrew in my laboratory & taking pictures of fat-looking tailgaters.
I can often be seen plugging my website (although not as much as that Eagles2001-guy) & I enjoy old-school video games.  I'm currently in week 8 of my NES Tecmo Bowl season & I can kick anyone's ass at Eternal Champions on the Sega CD system.  Cinekill.
Thanks for caring...
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: General_Failure on November 05, 2001, 08:12:30 PM

QuoteI can kick anyone's ass at Eternal Champions on the Sega CD system.

Dude. Bring it on. 8)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 08:32:58 PM

Quote I'm currently in week 8 of my NES Tecmo Bowl season...Thanks for caring...

Tecmo Bowl is one of the greatest football games EVER created!

Blocking field goals/extra points and running back kickoffs with walter payton(if I remember correctly). Bo Jackson was a stud as well.

Do they still sell the old nintendo system?
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: simon_douglas_9053 on November 05, 2001, 08:36:38 PM
Name:  David/Simon_Douglas_9053

Alias: Besides a bad TV show? SD or Simon_Douglas

Why i'm here: I heard the officail board sucks in its new format so i came to find out what it used to be like. and i like the captions threads :D


Comments: I'm going to bed, don't feel like filling this out right now.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: General_Failure on November 05, 2001, 08:38:25 PM

QuoteDo they still sell the old nintendo system?

Check EBAY or flea markets.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Eaglesfan30 on November 05, 2001, 08:51:11 PM
GF, you an Eternal Champions playa?  I pack a pretty mean Jetta, and my Larson is untouchable.
I think EC for the CD was the all-time best fighting game.  Vendettas, Cinekills, Sudden Deaths...awesome stuff...

As for TecmoBowl, it's fun, but after a night of playing Madden 2002 on the PS2 at my friends house, coming home to TecmoBowl is a bit of a let-down.   :-/  It's still fun though...I also enjoy 10-yard fight.

You can buy any system and games on Ebay.  I usually buy a system, play it until I'm sick of it & then resell it back on Ebay.  I just 'upgraded' from an Atari 5200 to a NES system about a week ago.  I also just sold an Intellivision (with voice module - lol - "Hello Commander, computer reporting" - from the classic Space Spartans) about a month ago.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: General_Failure on November 05, 2001, 09:01:20 PM
I played it on Genesis. Man, there's one game I wish I would have gotten. The number of times I rented it I might as well have. I couldn't do squat in the tourney, but I loved playing against my friends. I think that was the only fighting game where I enjoyed using all characters. I think I played Xavier the most, Slash and Midnight tied at second. Why there hasn't been a dozen sequels to that game I'll never figure out.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 09:03:34 PM
So there's still a chance I can be reunited with Burger Time!  :D
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on November 06, 2001, 05:01:03 AM
LMAO...I forgot about Burgertime! I'd be surprised if there isn't a PC version of it floating around somewhere. I've seen lots of "classic" games released for PC. I liked Joust and Qix, especially after 10 or 15 beers. And there was a driving game that I forget the name of...it was off-road, and you had to drive the little 4-wheeler around a dirt track and run over flags as they appeared.

Anyway...

Handle: Susquehanna Birder
Name: Steve
Location: Central PA, just west of Harrisburg

Started watching the Eagles in my youth. I grew up in southern Chester County, just between the metropolises of Kennett Square and Unionville. Got more into it during college, where I could surround myself with a group of fellow fans. After school, I got married and moved to my current location about 15 years ago, so I could help spawn a new generation of Eagles fans.

BTW, FS64: My wife grew up in Bethlehem, 2 doors down from John Spagnola. She wanted to know why he's not listed in 'By the Numbers."
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: GoinLong on November 06, 2001, 06:32:14 AM
Name: Glenn aka GoinLong

Location: Montgomery County(but 20mins from CenterCity via SEPTA Rail)

Why am I here: I was browsing for a website focused on dolphin sex

Comments: Have  been a fan of football since 1964. The images on Jim Brown on CBS and Lance Allworth on NBC and the voices of Curt Gowdy and Marty Glickman remain with me as shining examples of the sport of my youth.

Thanks G_F for posting this. As the title of the post mentions, this is really for all of the newcombers to this board who might be reluctant to post just to drop in and say hi.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 06, 2001, 06:39:44 AM
Name: Mad-Lad
Location: Chicago, IL
Why I'm here: It's the only way I can communicate with Eagles fans here in Chicago.  That, and I do lots of the pretty pictures on the site.

Comments: I started watching the Eagles during the LATE 80's - EARLY 90's.  The NFL game that got me hooked included Randall Cunningham and a win over the Cowboys.  That's where it all began.  Growing up in Iowa I had a lot of teams force fed to me.  NFC Central games were televised every weekend, so I had to get my info from newspapers.  I normally watch the games at a sportsbar. I used to post on the old official board under the name "JorEl29, but switched over to "Mad-Lad" when someone else used a name that was confusingly similar.  I'm kind of a slacker, for I post while at work.  I enjoy screwing around, waxing intellectual, and kung-fu grip.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 06, 2001, 06:40:20 AM
Name: Samantha (Sami)

Location: Philly

Why I'm here: Because I'm cool like that  8)  Oh, and the official site sucks ass. I am also the senior editor of ConcreteField, which means all of the articles you see on the main site are better because I made them that way!  ;D

Comments: Yes, I'm a female, but no, I don't like football because they wear tight pants.  ::)   Lifetime football (and the other 3 major sports) fan...and I actually know what I am talking about. So, never take my posts with a grain of salt just because its coming from a female. More likely than not, I can kick your ass in sports knowledge  ;)

Oh yeah, welcome to the board...lol!  ;D

One more thing, never, EVER listen to what hbionic says!  :flipoff ;D
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: MURP on November 06, 2001, 06:56:29 AM
Name: MURP
Location: Philly
Why Im Here: Its the best place to talk Eagles :evil

Comments:  Grew up an eagle fan thanks to pops.  first Eagles game i can remember is the Fog Bowl  :paranoid I hate Penn State football.  Favorite player is Darth Dawkins.   Im a metal head.   Brian Billick sucks. 


I welcome any newbie to the board and encourage you to post with us. 8)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: FK on November 06, 2001, 08:12:55 AM
Name: FK
Real Name: Frank
Location: Mandeville, LA.
Why I'm Here: A perfect blend of serious football talk and humour makes a good read (besides Hoyda's here!  ;D )
Comments: Been a fan since '79 (Jaws, Wilbert, & Carmichael are still my all-time faves). Probaly have more Eagles cards then all ya (Cripes, For the last time does anyone else collect??? I have tons of dupes and would like to trade). I still drop in on the official board just to see what it has become  ::) I can also be found on E-Fan's board. I went from old-school Metalhead to drummer in a punk band (Anyone in South Jersey ever hear of "Black Friday"?) Now I'm just old, fat & married  :-/ .Now that I'm "outted" as a lurker I should post more but probaly won't 'coz I'm too damn lazy  :flipoff But please keep on posting gang, You're a good group here and it keeps me up to date on the goings on back home whilst I languish in the bayous of Louisiana. :)
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Post by: BrewCrewLeader on November 06, 2001, 08:48:45 AM
Name: Ed
Alias: BrewCrewLeader
Location: South Philly 20 min walk to the Vet
Why I'm here: Alien Transporter Pod

One of the OLD crew here, got the splinters in my ass from Franklin Field to prove it. Petrified now though. Started following the Birds in 1969. Have actually driven 1300+ miles round trip for the opening game 2 years in a row from South Carolina. Recently made the decision to quit partaking in the beer swilling at the games. Been dry every game so far  :P..Figured I missed probably at least 1/2 the game in line for more swill or for ejecting the existed rental swill. Ohh and I love to figure out the Trivia Questions..bring em on... :o
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: chuck_chillout on November 06, 2001, 09:42:55 AM
Name: Shawn
Alias: Chuck_Chillout
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Why I'm here: To vent and rejoice with fellow Eagles fans

Comments: I can pretty much lounge in here all day when I'm at work. I read all the posts and comment when I can :D. Being a farmer I really enjoy the family atmosphere here and hanging with city folk. Eagles Rule!
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: General_Failure on November 06, 2001, 09:51:26 AM

QuoteI also work on this site and am a moderator on here(i expect a christmas bonus from GF ;D).

How's about 15% of what you're making now. 20% if you can get 10 articles out between now and Christmas. :)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: dpierce on November 06, 2001, 09:57:40 AM

QuoteI'm only doing this for the children! 8)

"farg the children!", to quote the great George Carlin.

name: dpierce
alias: D. L. Pierce
Location: A van down by the river
Why I'm here: Because everyone's got to be someplace. And the official board stinks on ice.

Comments: Started following the Iggs during the Vermeil era (they went to the Big Show and I had to ride - Farkin Plunkett)...married...been doing the MB thing for about a year and a half...known as dpierce all over the 'Net...I work for the government and I'm here to help you.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on November 06, 2001, 10:15:15 AM
Name: Fan Since '64
Real Name: Keith
Location: Frenchtown, NJ

Why I'm here: I go where the Greatest Eagles by the Numbers go!  ;)

Comments: Yep, I've been following the Eagles since 1964, when I was in third grade. My dad and brother became season ticket holders shortly before that, and it wasn't long until I was hooked. Dad added me to the season ticket package in '65, and unlike Brew, we knew enough to bring seat cushions to the games at Franklin Field (only teasing ya, buddy!  :) ). I've remained loyal to the Eagles through thick and (far too much) thin. As many who frequent the board can already guess, I have a serious interest in pro football history (I'm a member of the Pro Football Researchers Association) and am delighted to have the opportunity to share that interest with others. And I have lots of other interests, too, from American history to music to...well, let's just say that my wife says that I am an astounding repository of useless information (okay, I added the astounding part  ;) ).

Oh, and Sus, tell your wife that John Spagnola should have talked Keith Jackson into wearing a different number!  :P
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Tomahawk on November 06, 2001, 10:16:48 AM
Name: Tomahawk
Alias:  Ms. :CF
Location:  Peoria, IL
Why I'm here:  The 0.01% chance of finding Asian Porn

Comments:

I became a Philadelphia Eagles fan when I was six.  They went to the Super Bowl that year and my brother tricked me into believing that the whole team was inside the local Eagles Grocery Store (those where the days when I was innocent and gullible).  Ever since then I've been a fan of the Eagles.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Purple_Hayz on November 06, 2001, 10:20:39 AM
Name:  Tim
Alias:  Purple Hayz
Location:  Luray, Virginia (AKA BFE)
Why I'm Here:  All the best posters from the old official board are here :D

Comments:  My family had a history of being Philadephia fans before mom and pop decided to yank up their roots and move to Virginia and I'm keeping the tradition alive! 8)  Though my first Eagles memory is the Superbowl loss my brother EagleGreen is the one responsible for getting me into the fold when Buddy came to town and I've been a fan ever since.

I enjoy hiking (I live in a good place for it :P), waxing philosophical, raw red meat, any game involving mindless (or mindful ;)) violence, tailgating with fellow :CF ers, industrial (my definition here is more narrow than some) and metal music (though I appreciate and enjoy most types edxcluding bubble-gum pop and country ;)), and spanking hbionic :D  :-*

What can I say?  I may not have the time to post as much as I did when the board first went up (and many times now others here will say essentially what I would had I posted first) but I still love it! ;D  Viva :CF!
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: BrewCrewLeader on November 06, 2001, 11:03:15 AM
Hey FS64:

and unlike Brew, we knew enough to bring seat cushions to the games at Franklin Field

In South Philly we believe in roughing it  ;D ;D

We don't need no wussy cushions !

But alas that was then and this is now..Bring On those ass protectors ! 8)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: ILLEAGLE on November 06, 2001, 03:31:19 PM
Name: ILLEAGLE (if you don't get it you're weak  ;))
Real name: John
Location: Scranton, Pa (7th circle of hell)
Why I'm here: Unhealthy obsession with the Eagles, and people on this board realize there is more to life than your farging post count.
Comments: I look back to when I was 6 years old and the only things in my life that have remained are my family and the Eagles. I started playing football at 6 but gave it up when I was 15 because I was given the chance to be the vocalist of a hardcore band called R.S.B. We progressed quickly and by the age of 18 we were on the east coast leg of a tour of 2 bands, All Out War (NYC), Cold As Life (Det.). Now it's over because when you rely on other humans for anything, you will lose. Now I see my friends bands playing the Ozzfest and Warped Tour. But oh well. In the last 3 years I've lived in Allentown Pa, Scranton Pa, New Haven Ct, Lakeland Fl, & Birmingham Al. I enjoy very little about life (i love vicodin  ;D), and I trust nothing that moves. I will destroy anyone at NHL Faceoff 98-01 on PS1. I see nothing but evil everywhere I turn, but being constantly at war with it I find myself alert and on point. I'm not into dolphin sex, I prefer sex with otters. They're way more cute. My eyes are always fixated on the sky. There is an asteroid coming. I don't know when, but I know it's coming. If I play my cards well, I will be in the right place at the right time and it will land on my face. Depression is a bitch.


P.S. Screw the children. If given the chance to grow, they will turn into polluted, evil humans. Kill them while they're young and pure. That way they'll be accepted into Heaven.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: ILLEAGLE on November 06, 2001, 03:35:37 PM

Quotei enjoy exteme music(dont be scared parents :) ) in the likes of Slayer, Impaled, Vader, and many other bands from Norway, Sweden, Poland etc...also enjoy Jazz. :evil





Hey Murp, did you ever hear of Meshuggah? They're from Sweden. One of the heaviest bands to ever exist.
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: MURP on November 06, 2001, 05:31:36 PM

QuoteHey Murp, did you ever hear of Meshuggah? They're from Sweden. One of the heaviest bands to ever exist.

Of course!  I think they are quite origional.  I only have Chaos sphere..(there latest album i think?) Although ive been trying to get my hands on Destroy, Erase, Improve for some time now. (not enough $)  I heard something interesting a few months back about Meshuggah going on tour with TOOL.  Must say im a big TOOL fan also.  Tool's guitarist Adam Jones is a real big Meshuggah fan.  Either Meshuggah only played a few shows with them, or those two bands playing together was just a rumor :(
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: TempleOwl on November 07, 2001, 05:17:02 AM
Name: Gary
Alias: TempleOwl
Location: Delaware (Formerly NJ, PA)
Why Here: I love these guys!!  I like the sardonic wit and passion for game.  I also think the PE official board is a waste of Server space.

Comments:  I started watching the Eagles, much like FS 64 in the Early '60's.  My back still hurts from sitting on those wonderful bleachers!!  I still sit there for Temple games.  But now i get to sit in the middle sections with real seats.  I've seen and heard many of the legendary plays that you hear people talk about.  I asked my wife to marry me in a suite in Baltimore inner harbor in a room full of Eagles fans watching the "Fog Bowl".  Philly sports are my passion (well maybe sex too).  I'm angry when our teams lose and less angry when they win.  My hobby is to make ransom notes out of Hoyda's posts!!  Oh, yeah and don't listen to Phillygirl, she isn't the only female, Tomahawk is our reigning CF Queen!

Welcome to the board and as Mr. Rork used to say...
Welcome to fantasy island!

 :bash
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: ILLEAGLE on November 07, 2001, 07:54:14 PM

QuoteAlthough ive been trying to get my hands on Destroy, Erase, Improve for some time now. (not enough $


Dude, if you can get it, then by all means do it. You will not be disappointed. They have a few other EP's out too. I have their first CD "None" (originally relaesed as a demo). It's only 4 songs but well worth the $. i have another EP by them where they did a re-make of the song "future breed machine" (track 1 on D.E.I.), in fact I'm pretty sure that's the name of the EP. They slowed the song and the riffs down to about half-speed and it is the heaviest thing I have ever heard. It is my favorite song ever and I seriously want it played at my funeral. Chaosphere is sick. Tracks 2 and 3 are the best, IMO. Every time I hear the breakdown in #3 my head feels like it will burst.

BTW, they DID play a few shows on the Tool tour. But only 10 shows I think. I was in Florida at the time and the closest they came (with Meshuggah) was Jacksonville. But I WILL see them. I must.
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Zanshin on November 09, 2001, 05:06:20 AM
Okay, I'll play.

Handle: Zanshin

Name: Greg

Location: North Jersey for the last 13 years or so; originally from South Jersey.  Came up here for college and met my wife (a Giants fan  :paranoid), who inexplicably likes it up in this traffic-infested wasteland. :-[.

Where I post: Generally, only here.  Very occasionally at KFFL, though less so these days because of a lack of time.  I was one of the original posters on the old official board, before the idiots overwhelmed it.  I've been gthistle in each instance.  I prefer CF because of the good mix of smart football and goofy (but not entirely stupid) fun.  And most posts here are coherent, which is a plus. I lurk more than I post; I aim for quality over quantity...Not sure I always hit the target, but that's the idea.

Why I'm an Eagles fan:  Grew up that way, and my affiliation grew even stronger when I moved away-- I think I clung to the Eagles as my lifeline to home.  For years, I used to get abused at the sports bars every Sunday, which was fun-- but thanks to Sunday ticket, I can enjoy the Birds from the comfort of my own couch.  It's the best. The one nice thing about being away from Philly is that there's an instant kinship with other Eagles fans up here; sort of a "we're in this together" vibe.
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: DutchBird on November 09, 2001, 08:48:22 AM
I see hardly any neewbies here, but here I go anyway...

Name : DutchBird
Alias: Harm

Location: Delft, the Netherlands... that is about a 1 hour trainride to the airport, 8 hours flight, 2 hours wait for customs and 1 to 3 hours ride to the stadium (depending on where I land)...

 What I am doing here: hanging around untill I have the money to go see a game at the new stadium in 2003 (and see a Flyers-game in the proces)...and keeping up with the news, while waiting for my hand to heal so I can play again... Used to post at the old official board, Mouthoff, and still post at KFFL... Also write game reports on those NFL Europe games I am able to attend, usually the Admirals game...most known player I have seen playing : Kurt Warner...most famous Eagle : David Akers... others: Jay Fiedler, Adam Vinatieri...

 My wishlist for this year for the Admirals: A decent QB, decent CB´s and something resembling an O-line... Became an Eagles fan while attending Elizabethtown College in Elizabethtown, PA as an exchange student in 1996/1997...Most stupid thing I have done according to Americans: walk through downtown Philly around midnight after attending a Flyers-game..(I still do not understand what all the fuss is about)...
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: GoinLong on November 09, 2001, 12:44:37 PM

QuoteMost stupid thing I have done according to Americans: walk through downtown Philly around midnight after attending a Flyers-game..(I still do not understand what all the fuss is about)...

Dutch it is ironic that Americans are able to look at the rest of the world as a dangerous and terrorist-filled environment, yet we don't trust our own cities as safe venues.To my mind, personal safety in the streets is one of the signs of a great city.
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: MURP on November 14, 2001, 11:21:38 AM
Guess ill push this back up incase there are others who want to post. 8)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Kevin33 on November 14, 2001, 11:54:30 AM
Name:  Kevin
Alias:  My old man usually calls me di*k head
Location:  Snohomish, Wa - about 30 miles north of Seattle
Why I'm here:  Because my local high school team plays better than the Seachickens sometimes...but I love 'em anyway.  And Chuck_Chillout invited me.

Comments:  I've been an Eagles fan since the Randall Cunningham days - and Joe Montana Football for Sega Genesis.

Chasey Lane's gonna marry me, she just doesn't know it yet. ;D
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: MURP on November 19, 2001, 07:57:12 PM
bump...hey Newbies  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: TexasEagle on November 19, 2001, 11:53:39 PM
Name: I've been known as Johnny Walker. That'll due.
Alias: TexasEagle
Location: Texas... unfortunately
Why I'm here: Insomnia's a bitch. And reading the main boards lowers my IQ.

Comments: Eagle fan since birth since daddy-o was a coach and his team was... The Eagles. And let me tell you the joys of being an Eagle fan growing up in upstate NY... naw. Better yet, Genesis gaming moment: Playing at home, me vs the computer; Eagles vs. Cardinals. Eagles are at the 1 yard line. I'm lined up for a power rush. Garner in the backfield, Cunningham under center. Three hut count, Randy pulls out, I have him keep the ball so I don't risk a fumble and the corner is wide open. No one in sight. Randall sweeps left from the four. Three.... Two.... One... the pylon is in sight! But there's a defender closing fast. Jump Randall jump! He's airborne, arms extended, ball's at the goal line... he's hit in the armpit. FUMBLE! It's picked up by the tackler and returned 99 yards for a touchdown (closest guy other then Randal on the ground was 20 yards away). But I won the game anyway. God that play pissed me off. If they had trading I would have dumped Cunningham right that second. The pansy fumbles at the one inch line. Bah!

General Rule of Life:
Cowboys sucks the fat one. Giants blow it. Skins fondle it. And the Cards wish they could touch it. But they are leaving the division so who cares about them. :flipoff
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 20, 2001, 05:44:06 AM

QuoteGeneral Rule of Life:
Cowboys sucks the fat one. Giants blow it. Skins fondle it. And the Cards wish they could touch it. But they are leaving the division so who cares about them. :flipoff

That should be a T-Shirt :)

Welcome to the board! :CF
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: EOX on November 20, 2001, 12:05:32 PM
Handle: EOX
Name: Joseph
Location: Burbs, 30 mi. west of the big city.
Why I'm here: Was lurking and it started to resemble a library. :o
Why I'm an Eagles fan:  What kinda question is that?
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: shorebird on November 21, 2001, 04:23:31 AM
Cool thread. I gotta' start clicking here more often.

Handle: shorebird
Name: Mike
Location: The Eastern Shore of Maryland, home of the educated redneck!
Why I'm here: I just love reading how Phillygirl is so much smarter than everyone else! :)

Comments: Grew up a Colts fan as a kid, thanks to my Dad and all his friends. It was a great time except for a guy named Bob Irsay. That guy was Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder rolled into one times ten.
After they left, I felt like a man without a country. But wait!...little did I know I was in high school with a future NFL player, whom I graduated one year behind in 1979. The Bodysnatcher, Jody Shultz, who I know no one here remembers, went to East Carolina, and then was drafted by the Eagles. My friends and I were now Eagle fans.
But the real fun was being there to watch guys like Randall Cunningham, Reggie White, Jerome Brown, and even Lawrence Taylor, John Riggins, Art Monk, and Phil Simms. The NFC East was the sh*t back then, and I fell in love with the Eagles big time.
I love coming here and talking about the Eagles and staying abreast of breaking news. If I had known I could get info like this, I'd have bought this PC a while ago.

GF, you da' man!
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 21, 2001, 05:27:26 AM

QuoteWhy I'm here: I just love reading how Phillygirl is so much smarter than everyone else! :)

LOL...I DID say that Hampton was a player, didn't I? ;)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: goku on November 21, 2001, 01:00:42 PM

 Name-Jon
 Handle-Goku
 Location-Tampa... 25 min from RJS
 AKA- Mcnasty, G.Focker , and Gentle Ben. ( I play alot of online games like q2,q3,wolfenstien demo,and age of empires.

 Why i'm here?- Best Eagles mb I could find.
 How did i become an Eagle fan and not a buc fan?- Well it all started in 91. Fell in love with that defense.

 Ocupation- Im a server and i deliver newspapers.
 Hobbies- beer,computers,girls,and football.
 
 
 
    
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: troyhstewart on November 25, 2001, 10:40:15 PM
Handle: troyhstewart
Name: Troy
Location: Lancaster County = Amish land.  :paranoid
Why I'm here: Love talking Eagles Football, some humor, and always love a good debate.

Became a fan freshman year of high school- 1990. Before that about the only Pro Football I watched was the yearly Super Bowl gathering at Grandma's with the relatives. Football is year round for me. Free Agency, the Draft, and Training Camp interests me just as much as the regular season, but I guess nothing compares to Postseason and the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: EagleGreen on November 26, 2001, 11:17:18 AM
Name: Don
Alias: EagleGreen
Location: Pocono's

I'm the fellow doing his best to turn CF into a family affair.  For those of you not in the know, Purple Hayz is my brother and FS'64 is my uncle (though they are not related - you figure it out).

I became hooked on football when I watched the 1982 playoff game between the Chargers-Dolphins.  Since my whole family are Eagle Fans, I kinda just slipped into to rooting for the Birds.

I attended my first game in 1987 when I saw the Eagles win a thriller in St. Louis 28-23 over the Cardinals.  I also had season tickets from 1990 - 1995, and picked them up again this year.

I like stats and analysis and don't like posters who pull opinions out of their ass.  If you want to make a statement like ... "Mcnabb sucks" ... you better be able to back it up with some numbers.

EG



Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: PhillyFan538 on December 02, 2001, 08:11:41 AM
Name: PhillyFan538
Real Name: Tim
Location: Montgomery County (Abington)
Why I'm Here: To talk with die-hard Eagle fans like myself.

Comments: I am a young eagle fan at the age of 15 and have been watching football since the days of Richie K. My parents have season tickets and I go to EVERY game. I've been to a few road games like...Dallas, Arizona, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Washington. My record for road games is a pitiful 1-4-1. The only win coming from the Washington game last year. This year I am going to the Tampa Bay game...looking to improve my record to 2-4-1. I also collect football cards.
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Syracuse on December 05, 2001, 05:51:06 AM
Name: Brian
A.K.A. as KoRn (best band on the planet)
Lo-cal: Syracuse, NY.....Let's Go Orange!

Comment: Been an Eagles fan as long as I know of. Started going to the Vet in '76 when I was 5 with my grandfather who was a season ticket holder.
To this day, I bleed Eagle green and my drive my wife insane by doing so. But, she is overwhelmed with my passion and loyalty.
I found you guys recently by hearing an argument on the official site (which, as most of you know, is where we all became so chummy and close :spank)and that MB has gone to the hopper. So, here I am. It's awesome to see the old gang here. I must say, though, that I hate being considered a "newbie". Is there something that you can do about that, GF?
E........A........G.......L.......E........S.........
EAGLES!!!!
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: MURP on December 05, 2001, 08:45:05 AM

QuoteI must say, though, that I hate being considered a "newbie". Is there something that you can do about that, GF?


no, but there is something you can do. Its called posting a lot of good stuff :D    By the way..welcome to the board. 8)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: General_Failure on December 05, 2001, 08:46:44 AM
Damnit MURP, you beat me by like a second!  :(
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 05, 2001, 09:00:56 AM

Quoteno, but there is something you can do. Its called posting a lot of good stuff :D    By the way..welcome to the board. 8)

Good stuff -- as in "nothing that starts with the word 'peeps'..."
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: General_Failure on December 05, 2001, 09:08:14 AM
And nothing hbionic would say! :)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: General_Failure on December 05, 2001, 09:09:14 AM
And for cryin' out loud, get yourself a pic man! :o
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 05, 2001, 09:16:46 AM
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/korn.gif)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 05, 2001, 09:20:17 AM
(http://209.249.133.12/birder/llamaz.jpg)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 05, 2001, 09:27:09 AM
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/kornllama.gif)
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 05, 2001, 09:37:48 AM
[size=29]THASSIT![/size]
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: General_Failure on December 05, 2001, 10:32:48 AM
:yay
Title: Re: MURP hates newbies!
Post by: hbionic on December 05, 2001, 11:59:28 AM

QuoteAnd nothing hbionic would say! :)

Hey man! I post alot of good stuff and I mean alot! But it only a appeals to a small dolphin porn loving population! :paranoid

So, does this mean we can't win a date with a crackhead? I was hoping for a crackwhore...they're easier than those chicks with the big rubber bands tied around their arms!
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: General_Failure on December 05, 2001, 12:02:28 PM
If you think about it they're pretty much the same women.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Bristow on December 05, 2001, 06:20:05 PM
When i read the topic i swear i thought you meant a Dallas Cowboy when you said crackhead.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MURP on December 05, 2001, 10:35:58 PM
ok...lets please get this thread back to what it was supposed to be.

If there are new posters...please tell us about yourself and join us.  Welcome to the best Eagles board on the net. :)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: E_FAN on December 06, 2001, 07:33:01 AM
Name:EVIL ONE
ALIAS: E-FAN
LOCATION:I'M A DELAWARE EAGLE

Comments: I started watching the Eagles in 1980, because I wanted to see what my father and brother watched every Sunday.I followed them that whole year right to the Super bowl and Ive been watching ever since.

Why I'm here: Good threads, fun posters, and my passion for the Eagles.
Plus the official site really sucks!! ;)  

Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 06, 2001, 08:56:01 PM
We've had a bunch of new members in the last few days...so I am bumping this up again! :)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: TexasEagle on December 07, 2001, 11:12:14 AM
Hey! I need a pic too. Who wants to make me one....

Hello...?

Hello?

Bueller?

 :paranoid

::And chirp go the crickets::
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MURP on December 10, 2001, 12:52:13 PM
bump...and for christ sake...would someone get Texas a picture! :deion
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: dpierce on December 10, 2001, 12:53:35 PM
Gotta bump it up again for Midnight Green. :)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MidnightGreen on December 10, 2001, 01:01:58 PM
Name:  MidnightGreen
Alias:  MG
Proper Name:  Mr. MidnightGreen
Name if I was a Doctor: Dr. MidnightGreen
Name if I was a crackhead who banged women weighing in the 500-1000 pound range:  Tomahawk

Loc:  Cary, NC

Comments:  Like taking long walks on beaches, romantic dinners and talking about politcs.  Which translated means I love SEX!!!!!!


For those of you who dont know me:  Your in for a world of torment
For those of you who forgot about me:  HOW THE HELL COULD YOU???
For those of you who remember me:  I'm sorry
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 10, 2001, 01:03:27 PM

Quotebump...and for christ sake...would someone get Texas a picture! :deion
damn, I didn't see that.  Howz this?
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/texeag.gif)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: TempleOwl on December 10, 2001, 03:39:55 PM
be nice if I had a picture too!!
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: hbionic on December 10, 2001, 07:59:31 PM

Quotebe nice if I had a picture too!!

I would say this one TempleOwl, but I wouldn't even give it to my worst enemy! ;)
(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Susquehanna_Birder/owl2.jpg)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: PA_Hunter on December 11, 2001, 06:59:36 AM
Name: PA_Hunter
Alias: PA
Location: North Central PA...Potter County.  Nearest city is Buffalo, NY which is about 90 miles away.
Why I'm here:  Missed Hoyda's praise of the Eagles and McNabb

Comments: Have watched the Eagles and all Philly sports for as long as I can remember.  Originally from Bristol, PA
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 11, 2001, 07:23:23 AM

Quotebe nice if I had a picture too!!

what happened to your Temple pic?
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: TempleOwl on December 13, 2001, 04:33:51 AM

Quotewhat happened to your Temple pic?

can't find it no more...
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 13, 2001, 06:15:32 AM
here's a pic full of holiday cheer.

(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/xmasto.gif)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Syracuse on December 13, 2001, 06:19:01 AM
that's one fine lookin' owl, Lad.
Hey, give MidnightGreen a pic. Little Mary that he is.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Philly_Crew on December 13, 2001, 07:32:18 AM
Name: Philly Crew
Alias: Philly Chew on the old board but everyone replied to my threads and called me Philly Crew anyway.
Location: Richmond, Virginia-nice place but horrible cowboy and taterskin fans.

Here to talk some Eagles football!  Can a brother get a picture in this place?  ;D
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Mad-Lad on December 13, 2001, 08:28:18 AM
Yo TempleOwl, here's an even better one.

(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/Mad-Lad/to.gif)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MidnightGreen on December 13, 2001, 11:11:52 AM
Philly Crew

I used to go to VCU in richmond, what part of richmond do u live in I was in the West end
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Philly_Crew on December 13, 2001, 11:17:03 AM
Live in the Fan but I just bought a place out in the West End and will move in March.  How did you like VCU?
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MidnightGreen on December 13, 2001, 12:43:26 PM
Wasnt too bad.  In 96 I was there untill 2000.  Not to bad I just went back to watch my friend graduate.  Its not the nicest school but with the brand new Siegel center, Art and sports Med bldgs plus the apartments Broad street is looking cleaner in that area
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Philly_Crew on December 13, 2001, 12:51:35 PM
Sure is looking better.  And your Rams beat my Spiders in basketball  >:(
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MidnightGreen on December 14, 2001, 05:32:38 AM
UofR is a nice school but the people are real pricks
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Philly_Crew on December 14, 2001, 06:17:11 AM
Aw come on, some of us are OK  ;D.  Most of the jerks are spoiled rich kids from NY, PA or NJ.  My motivation in class was to show up those rich kids.  Of course it didn't matter when it came time for jobs.  Having a better average never beats having better connections.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: RSbirdman22 on December 14, 2001, 07:19:46 AM
Consider me a "free agent" newbie.  Allow myself to introduce...myself.  I am Ray (aka RSbirdfan22, or RS22), 29 years young...lifelong Eagles fan originally from Norristown, since relocated to beautiful Greenville, SC.  I have been a frequent poster on the Official Site for over 14 months, but have been cordially invited to join you guys by one of your highly revered colleagues.  I periodically have checked in here, always failing to actually post.  I feel that time has come.  Love me, hate me, but HEAR me.  I hear you. :flipoff BTW, some of you may or may not recognize the screen name, as I certainly recognize some of yours (troy, PhillyGirl, KoRn, MG, Hoyda, etc...)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Syracuse on December 14, 2001, 08:24:41 AM
Welcome, RS. Watch out for PA Hunter and MidnightGreen, they'll try and give you a real "backwoods" welcome.
Did you ever see "Deliverance"? Well, MG is really motivated by that flick and he loves young men.
Just make sure you're never alone with those guys, and you'll be alright.
Happy posting!
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: GoinLong on December 14, 2001, 01:41:45 PM

QuoteConsider me a "free agent" newbie.  

You're a free agent looking for a team or a board? Welcome either way.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: hbionic on December 14, 2001, 01:47:03 PM

QuoteConsider me a "free agent" newbie...  

..uh...so does that mean I'm an unrestricted free agent? Restricted? Is the tag going to be used on me? When is my contract up? The end of the season? (I knew I should've got an agent! :boom)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: General_Failure on December 14, 2001, 03:13:02 PM
You people clearly don't read things too well. When you agreed to the terms and conditions of this board (the page you skipped over when you signed up) it says, and I quote;

QuoteYou agree to spend all your free time on this board and this board alone. You may never leave, unless it is to pleasure the administrator - which you agree to by clicking the button below.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: hbionic on December 14, 2001, 03:29:02 PM
Ha! Next you are going to 'suggest' that we read what we sign! ::)

But Big Brother...you said 'all of our free time'...what if we have to go to the bathroom? Then what?  ???
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: General_Failure on December 14, 2001, 03:42:48 PM
(http://calder.med.miami.edu/pointis/images/lgwe.gif)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: hbionic on December 14, 2001, 03:45:52 PM
:5head

That's too funny. :-D I forgot about that. So I guess there is no excuse! ....I'm still fargin laughing! :-D
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: GoinLong on December 14, 2001, 07:03:31 PM

Quote(http://calder.med.miami.edu/pointis/images/lgwe.gif)

G_F Do whatever makes you happy, but I prefer to post with my pants on.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on December 14, 2001, 07:43:18 PM

QuoteG_F Do whatever makes you happy, but I prefer to post with my pants on.

GoinLong, only Warped Wolmanlappers post without their pants on.  ;)
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: RSbirdman22 on December 15, 2001, 11:12:01 AM

QuoteYou're a free agent looking for a team or a board? Welcome either way.

Most definitely NOT a team :bash...what kinda question is that?  Thank you all for the warmest of welcomes.

KoRn...I will take heed, as I am not about the Ned Beatty scene at all.  I have been white-water rafting on the Chattooga River, though (where they filmed 'Deliverance')...and NO, my ass wasn't sore ;D
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MURP on January 05, 2002, 09:10:20 AM
although this thread has gone completely off course, it needs to be bumped for any potential newbie that may have enough balls to post on it.  :CF
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: simon_douglas_9053 on January 05, 2002, 11:55:28 AM
How many names has this thread had now?  :D
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: MURP on January 05, 2002, 01:47:54 PM

QuoteHow many names has this thread had now?  :D

If you can count.... :deion
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 05, 2002, 04:58:53 PM

QuoteIf you can count.... :deion

I think he meant thread titles.  ;) :D
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: Captain Sockmonkey on January 09, 2002, 10:27:00 AM
Name: Captain Sockmonkey (that's just the name on my driver's license but mom calls me John)

Location: Rochester, NY, heartland of Bills country but they suck

Why am I here: I need the daily infusion of Eagle's smack-talk and try to figure out things like shtein and darth and the like.  Basically a lurker....

Comments: Have  been a fan of of the Iggles since the Jaws days when I was making my football allegiances.  Plus my old man was a Raider fan so I need to root against someone in 1980.  I believe in Kelly vs. Midnight and think that Kerry Collins is the Jeff Hostetler/Mark Rypien/Doug Williams of his generation (except they won the superbowl during their ONE GOOD YEAR).  Can you guess what year that was for Kerry?  Also, Syracuse is right down the road and I watched DMAC for years run the Orange O.  Glad to see he landed with the birds.

CF is the Schtein for us out o' towners who bleed a little green (kelly green).  I'll stop lurking now and add my two cents whenever necessary.
Title: Re: Win a date with a crackhead!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 09, 2002, 10:44:03 AM
I think my work here is done  ;)

Glad to see you come out of the ranks of lurker to become a Vet stadium janitor :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Reidme on January 09, 2002, 02:08:51 PM
Wow, a little late on this one ...

Name: Mike

Alias: Reidme

Location: Philly Suburbs, near Plymouth Meeting.

Why I'm here?: Got addicted to the old board, now it sucks, and Sami kept bugging me until I started posting here! ;D

Comments: Went to school in Lower Merion, and started following the birds in the late seventies, and the actual first game I remember vividly was a playoff loss to the Succaneers in Tampa, not sure of the year, maybe 79. My dad went to the Eagles Superbowl in 1980, and I've been waiting for my chance ever since. Really liked the '85 Bears, watched that Superbowl with a headband and sunglasses on. Knew all the words to Superbowl shuffle. When we(Eagles) hired Buddy, I went off the deep end, and followed that team very closely, until the bitter end. Attended most of the games, and I remember when teams actually feared our defense, not because of their strength, but actual fear for their well being! :poison
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on January 09, 2002, 09:01:20 PM

Quote...and I remember when teams actually feared our defense, not because of their strength, but actual fear for their well being! :poison

Mmmmmm....'91 Iggs D...#1 in all categories... :drool :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 10, 2002, 08:15:15 AM
Name: Tony
Handle:  PHILLYSPORTSNUT, aka PSN, NUT, and God
Occupation:  US Marine
Location:  Jacksonville, NC

Why I'm here:  I received an invite to come over when this board first started, but was a regular on the official site along with many other posters here.  This is a good forum for me to discuss Eagles football with fellow Eagles fans.  It also helps keep me in touch with anything else happening locally in the Philly area.  

*EDIT* I live in North Carolina now. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: satoshi on January 10, 2002, 07:43:47 PM
OMG, I forgot posting to this thresd. :'(
(http://www.samurai-archives.com/image/nobunaga.jpg)
Name: Satoshi

Alias: Another Japanese Prime Minister or a samurai who could survived.

Location: Japan

Why I'm here:  :CF needs Asian porns and I must offer'em. :-D

Comment: Seize days!!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GR_eagle on January 13, 2002, 09:46:55 PM
Name: Scott
Alias:  well ummm....The GR in the name stands for......
Location: Grand Rapids Mich.
Why I came to this board:  to get an eagles fix...kinda hard getting news up here about the nfl...note to self: lions are not a real nfl team  ;)

I first started liking the eagles when I was 8, back in 88.  I liked their jerseys and helmets and it just went from there.  I am pretty much one of the few diehards here so when I go to the bar and cheer when the eagles score, I get lots of stares.  If it weren't for nfl sunday ticket at (insert sports bar name here) than I would hardly ever get to watch the eagles.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 13, 2002, 09:55:02 PM

QuoteI am pretty much one of the few diehards here so when I go to the bar and cheer when the eagles score, I get lots of stares.  

How come I just got the image of the Dolphins fan at the Jets bar commercial for NFLShop? LOL! But seriously, I can relate...I've been a die-hard Philly fan since I was born. I can't remember NOT being a die-hard. Anyway, after living in NY for years and LA for a few years, I found any way possible to find a Philly sports bar. But before I found them, I had to go to any sports bar. Believe me, watching Philly sports in NY bars is FAR from fun.  :-/ :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on January 14, 2002, 04:14:19 PM

QuoteHow come I just got the image of the Dolphins fan at the Jets bar commercial for NFLShop? LOL! But seriously, I can relate...I've been a die-hard Philly fan since I was born. I can't remember NOT being a die-hard. Anyway, after living in NY for years and LA for a few years, I found any way possible to find a Philly sports bar. But before I found them, I had to go to any sports bar. Believe me, watching Philly sports in NY bars is FAR from fun.  :-/ :paranoid

I second that.  That's why God invented Sunday Ticket...so I don't have to deal with Giants fans (other than my wife :paranoid) on a regular basis.....
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GR_eagle on January 14, 2002, 09:18:39 PM
I do find it fun to go into the other bars and listen to the other fans cheer for their repective teams, etc but we always cheer the loudest when the eagles do something good.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on January 15, 2002, 12:43:35 AM

Quote...etc but we always cheer the loudest when the eagles do something good.

...and curse the loudest when they do bad! :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: thrillhouse on January 15, 2002, 09:49:05 PM
Name:  Noah
Alias: The thrillhouse doesn't mean exactly what it might imply, it's actually a long story about a simpsons episode and halloween costume. :)

Location: From Central Jersey, but at college in Hoboken,NJ(big time enemy territory) :fire

Reason I'm Here:  I come from a long line of intense Eagle fans, my uncle threw the TV out the window a couple years ago after an Eagle's loss.  I don't attend too many games (maybe one-two a year), because i am too poor.  After I pay off al these damn student loans i'll buy season tics.  A friend told me to go here and read some stuff, so I did and i liked what i saw.  i have a strong dislike for any poser, bandwagon, freeloader fans, not just for football, any sport.  My new goal in life is to post enough to be labeled "700 section beer vendor".  :puke
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 18, 2002, 05:07:21 PM
NAME: Pat McRotch...well no hehe but I wish. Real name is Fahad

ALIAS: Magical Retard...heard it from someone and then stole it. It confuses and makes people laugh.

LOCATION: Queens, NYC.

WHY I AM HERE: The Eagles official board looks primitive and cencors too much. Plus I have to too much time on my hands.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GoinLong on January 18, 2002, 05:25:15 PM
Welcome MR, I know you are a long-time regular at the official board, but I think you'll prefer it here. There is very little of this  :bash hardly ever any  :spank and only an occasional :flipoff among the  :CF posters.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 18, 2002, 05:29:20 PM
:puke Official board
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Magical_Retard on January 18, 2002, 11:46:48 PM
QuoteWelcome MR, I know you are a long-time regular at the official board, but I think you'll prefer it here. There is very little of this  :bash hardly ever any  :spank and only an occasional :flipoff among the  :CF posters.

Thanks! And what name do you post under at the official board?

I just got sick of teams taking over the official board each week with the same garbage and questions over and over. I swear sometimes it resorts to third grade level arguments, not that I'm knocking those third grade kids. I just wish I knew of this board earlier.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 19, 2002, 05:44:55 AM
Actually, the bashing and crap from the other teams' fans aren't what we were talking about...
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Post by: Magical_Retard on January 19, 2002, 08:13:48 PM

QuoteActually, the bashing and crap from the other teams' fans aren't what we were talking about...

anyway thats what drove me here. but i continue to post there also.
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Post by: mikey418 on January 21, 2002, 01:11:44 PM
Sorry I'm late here...haven't visited this section in a while

Name: Mike
Alias: mikey418
Location: Schnecksville, PA....near allentown and about 1hr north of Philly...am about 25 minutes from Lehigh.

Why I'm here: Honestly...cuz Sami saved my soul.  IN other words, I was getting bored at the kiddie table over on the "official" board so i migrated with some help.

Comments: Eagles have been and always will be my fav. team.  I root for all Philly teams and am anxious to see a parade.  Have aspirations of helping tear down the Vet and am also a huge fan of the Simpsons.  In my spare time, I'm a student at PSU and am a local at some Diners/bars in the area.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on January 21, 2002, 01:35:45 PM

QuoteWhy I'm here: Honestly...cuz Sami saved my soul.

I feel so special now :)

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Post by: Fan_Since_64 on January 21, 2002, 02:37:36 PM

QuoteI feel so special now :)



Wow, I didn't realize that PhillyGirl had become ConcreteField's resident evangelist!  ;)
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Post by: TexasEagle on January 21, 2002, 02:57:18 PM

QuoteWow, I didn't realize that PhillyGirl had become ConcreteField's resident evangelist!  ;)

Test-ah-fy! You betta test-ah-fy! Bow down to the, PG!
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Post by: PSULions on January 21, 2002, 04:55:46 PM
Name: PSULions

Alias: Idiot who bleeds blue and white

Hometown:  State College, PA (Home of the Nittany Lions)

Purpose in Life:  To live and die with the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers. (in that order)

Divine Purpose in life:  To live and die with the Nittany Lions in Football and Basketball......

Hobbies:  Guitar, card collecting, Eagles, and working with youths....

Inspiration: God, Jesus, USA, 2 boys and a girl, and my wife.

Would most like to see:  Bin Laden hanging upside down at the fifty yard line of the Eagles vs Steelers Superbowl halftime show.  He's suspended from steel chords that are tyed to his toes and the NY firefighters are yanking out his teeth one at a time.  Then they slice his tongue in half and stab out his eyeballs.  Then they poke hot irons into his eardrums and break both his legs and arms and then ship him back to all his terrorist buddies, except their all dead.... what a shame....

Eagles fan since the Miracle at the Meadowlands.  That's my earliest memory in life.  I know I watched games before that but I don't remember them.  Favorite all time Eagle is Wilbert Montgomery, but he is soon to be surpassed by D-Nab.
If the Eagles lose to the rams this sunday, I will enter a state of depression that will last until training camp next summer, so please pray that the Eagles win.......
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 21, 2002, 05:27:16 PM
Name: Brett

Alias: CT

Location: Phoenix, AZ (Home of the Arizona Cardinals)

Fav Pro Sports teams: Cards, Suns, Coyotes, Dbacks/Mariners

Family: Wife :( Daughter, just turned 1 year

Why am I here: Got banned from KFFL


Comments: I am one of those people you either hate or love, I tell you the things the way they are and don't sugar coat it.  I hate the Eagles with a passion and am a Die Hard Cardinal fan.  I believe in family and football(what else is there)  I will be that annoying little bug, that smacks you unrealistic Eagle fans back down to earth.....get use to me because I am not going away!
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Post by: hbionic on January 21, 2002, 05:32:15 PM
Welcome Card_Trader! I give a man his credit when he as the nads to say he's a cardinals fan! ;)

I don't know what your rap was on KFFL, but I think you'll have a good time here.

Anyways, have fun in the NFC West! :evil
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Post by: Raiden on January 21, 2002, 05:35:21 PM

QuoteFav Pro Sports teams: Cards, Suns, Coyotes, Dbacks/Mariners


Why do you like the M's? Do you like Ichiro?  8)
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 21, 2002, 05:37:58 PM

QuoteWhy do you like the M's? Do you like Ichiro?  8)

Nah, I grew up in Seattle and when I moved to AZ, we didn't have a baseball team for me to pick up....and the M's spring training was down here so they are my American League team.
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Post by: TexasEagle on January 21, 2002, 06:04:20 PM

Quote...and am a Die Hard Cardinal fan.

And you admit this? In public? You've got some big kahoney's (sp?). Say... are *you* the one that actually goes to the Cardinal games? It's hard to spot the live bodies amongst all the empty seats since they blur over the stands so quickly. Cardinals... :-D at least you guys are leaving the East.

Arizona Cardinals... the Expo's of the NFL. :-D

Couldn't resist, just too easy... :D ;D :D
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Post by: PhillyGirl on January 21, 2002, 06:44:26 PM
The Cruds are going to be real good in the next few years (barring injury or dumbass management moves)...I'm glad they are out of the East  :paranoid
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Post by: dpierce on January 23, 2002, 10:20:26 AM

QuoteThe Cruds are going to be real good in the next few years (barring injury or dumbass management moves)...I'm glad they are out of the East  :paranoid

The only problem in Arizona is that every Cards knows that if there's a dumbass manmgement move to be made, Bill Bidwill will make it.
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Post by: mikey418 on January 23, 2002, 05:31:27 PM
One question....is Jake Plummer still supposed to be the savior of that franchise.  I remember him being dubbed one of the top QB's of the future like 5 years ago.  So, is this ever gonna happen?
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Post by: hbionic on January 23, 2002, 05:40:30 PM

Quote...I remember him being dubbed one of the top QB's of the future like 5 years ago.  So, is this ever gonna happen?

The Eagles are out of their division...so no! ;)
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Post by: GoinLong on January 23, 2002, 07:11:26 PM
Gee, if only there was a knowledgable Cardinal fan posting on this board to provide some insight.


I won't hold my breath.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 23, 2002, 08:29:07 PM

QuoteOne question....is Jake Plummer still supposed to be the savior of that franchise.  I remember him being dubbed one of the top QB's of the future like 5 years ago.  So, is this ever gonna happen?

Well, it started this season, he has all the tools around him and he had a good season......so yes it is going to happen(if only he could play against the Eagles 16 games a year)
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 23, 2002, 08:30:05 PM

QuoteGee, if only there was a knowledgable Cardinal fan posting on this board to provide some insight.


I won't hold my breath.

And this intelligent comment is suppose to mean what exactly?  ::) do you know me?
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Post by: PhillyGirl on January 23, 2002, 09:11:43 PM

QuoteAnd this intelligent comment is suppose to mean what exactly?  ::) do you know me?

Actually, I don't think he does. I think he was just saying that there are no Card fans on here and if they were, they were most likely not intelligent...being a Cards fan and all ;) ;D
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Post by: GoinLong on January 24, 2002, 08:12:31 AM
Actually CT it was referring to your ignominious debut on the  :CF.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 10:17:33 AM

QuoteActually CT it was referring to your ignominious debut on the  :CF.

Go ahead and explain that one to me ok Einstein?
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Post by: General_Failure on January 24, 2002, 10:37:36 AM
A little ribbing (sometimes, a whole lot) is to be expected. As long as you give as good as you get and don't take it too serious you're alright with us. :)
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Post by: hbionic on January 24, 2002, 10:40:45 AM
Man, you're freaky Big Bro! Ribbing? I haven't tried that one yet. Footing with Korn's mom yes, but ribbing? I guess I'm not as endowed as I thought I was! :'(
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Post by: GoinLong on January 24, 2002, 10:43:58 AM

Brian Dawkins doesn't deserve to be named to the Pro Bowl?



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Post by: General_Failure on January 24, 2002, 10:44:11 AM
The trick is to go through the belly button. :yay
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 10:50:24 AM

QuoteBrian Dawkins doesn't deserve to be named to the Pro Bowl?





Surely not over Kwame Lassiter this year.....you really can't even argue who had the better year, it is pretty obvious.  If the probowl sent the "best" players at their respective positions to Hawaii, then YES Lassiter would be their over Dawkins....but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.
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Post by: hbionic on January 24, 2002, 10:52:18 AM

Quote...but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.

Obviously! :evil
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Post by: GoinLong on January 24, 2002, 11:26:04 AM
My understanding of the voting has the fans portion not being as heavily weighted.
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Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2002, 04:24:07 PM

QuoteSurely not over Kwame Lassiter this year.....you really can't even argue who had the better year, it is pretty obvious.  If the probowl sent the "best" players at their respective positions to Hawaii, then YES Lassiter would be their over Dawkins....but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.

Riiiight.  Nice to stick up for the guy on your team, but that would be sort of like me trying to argue that Pinkston is as impactful as Boston at the WR position.  Kwame Lassiter?  Good safety, but I'm pretty confident most Coaches and GMs would rather have Dawkins.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 04:30:14 PM

QuoteRiiiight.  Nice to stick up for the guy on your team, but that would be sort of like me trying to argue that Pinkston is as impactful as Boston at the WR position.  Kwame Lassiter?  Good safety, but I'm pretty confident most Coaches and GMs would rather have Dawkins.

LOL, you act as if I'm saying he's better because he is a Cardinal, when in fact, all you need to do is look at what he did this season(possible the most productive season ever for a safety) and you will know what I'm talking about.....but since most of you still haven't taken off the green goggles, its probably gonna be tough for ya to understan.
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Post by: MURP on January 24, 2002, 04:34:50 PM
bitter Card fans...nothing is more amusing.  :-D
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 04:48:12 PM

Quotebitter Card fans...nothing is more amusing.  :-D

Who's bitter? The Eagles and the Cards will be watching the Super Bowl from home....nothing for me to be bitter about!  
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Post by: MURP on January 24, 2002, 04:55:55 PM

Quotenothing for me to be bitter about!  

So then we will just ignore the Lassiter messages from you on this thread.
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Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2002, 05:03:54 PM

QuoteWho's bitter? The Eagles and the Cards will be watching the Super Bowl from home....nothing for me to be bitter about!  

First, you're honestly saying that Kwame Lassiter had perhaps the best season ever for a safety?  He must be on super double secret probation then, because he isn't recognized for it by anyone but you.  I have Sunday Ticket and have seen a few Cardinal games-- you know, just for a chuckle-- and he looked competent, but not at all outstanding.  I agree with you that the pro bowl is a crock, but Lassiter is maybe in the top 5 at the S spot, and that's practically hyperbolic.  Did you run your theory by Ronnie Lott?  I hear he could use a good laugh.

And it's hard to take off the greed-shaded glasses, what with being all deep into the playoffs and all.  By the way, I read some of your posts on KFFL-- didn't you also think the Birds would lose to Tampa and Chicago?  They might have another trick up their collective sleeve.

That's okay, I know why you're bitter.  I mean, how can there even be an Arizona Cardinal's team when Arizona doesn't even have any native Cardinals?  Maybe they'd be better if they changed the name to "Phoenix" or "Sunbirds," or something.  Or even "SunDevils 2," since they perenially borrow the stadium anyway.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 09:05:44 PM

Quote By the way, I read some of your posts on KFFL-- didn't you also think the Birds would lose to Tampa and Chicago?  They might have another trick up their collective sleeve.

LOL, well genious, obviously you didn't read my posts....I said you guys would be playing in this game, and I said you would get crushed, either you really didn't read my posts, and just sound like an ass for making stuff up......or you need hooked on phonics so you can learn to read.
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Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2002, 09:21:34 PM

QuoteLOL, well genious, obviously you didn't read my posts....I said you guys would be playing in this game, and I said you would get crushed, either you really didn't read my posts, and just sound like an ass for making stuff up......or you need hooked on phonics so you can learn to read.

Just a thought for the future-- if you're going to sacastically refer to someone as a "genious," you might want to think about spelling it correctly.  Sorta takes the power out of the post, you know?  Especially considering the whole "hooked on phonics" theme.

Also, I phrased my thoughts regarding your post as with a question mark (you've probably heard about those in the phonics classes), because I wasn't sure if you did.  Seemed familiar to me, but it really wasn't important enough to go sifting through old posts.  I'll take your word for it, but I wasn't making anything up.

Anyone else think I sound like an ass, or is it just the guy who thinks Lassiter is the best safety ever?  I can live with that.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 09:37:55 PM
Hmmm, tell me my hooked on phonics friend, where did I say Lassiter is the best Safety ever?  I said he had one of the most productive seasons ever at the safety position.  But for most people that can understand such things they would know that 1 season doesn't make someone the best.  I see you are the type of person that likes to make stuff up to support your arguments....lol, pretty funny!
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Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2002, 10:01:18 PM

QuoteHmmm, tell me my hooked on phonics friend, where did I say Lassiter is the best Safety ever?  I said he had one of the most productive seasons ever at the safety position.  But for most people that can understand such things they would know that 1 season doesn't make someone the best.  I see you are the type of person that likes to make stuff up to support your arguments....lol, pretty funny!

They never taught hyperbole in the phonics classes?  You know, hyperbole-- overstating something for effect.  Sort of like saying Lassiter had one of the most productive seasons at safety--ever.  That's hyperbole.  If you're interested, we could get into alliteration next-- what with me being a "genious" and all.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 10:24:49 PM

QuoteThey never taught hyperbole in the phonics classes?  You know, hyperbole-- overstating something for effect.  Sort of like saying Lassiter had one of the most productive seasons at safety--ever.  That's hyperbole.  If you're interested, we could get into alliteration next-- what with me being a "genious" and all.

Teehehe, your quite the comedian....and this whole genius thing,or "genious" as I misspelled, is about you not being able to read, and or just making stuff up out of the blue-----I never claimed to be a genius, nor did I make something up about another persons post, so unless this is the proper enunciation and very good spellers board, you rediculing me for spelling the word genius wrong is kinda silly, and it has helped you divert yourself from the topic we were discussing....which is you making stuff up!  I never said Lassiter is the best of all time, nor did I imply that he was the best ever, just that he had the best year of all safeties THIS year, and one of the most productive years of all time.  Now, because Strahan had the most sacks of all time does that make him the best DE ever? No, I didn't think so, tell ya what, why don't you READ my posts, THEN bring an intelligent comment to the table, or you can just be excused!
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Post by: Kwame_Lassiter on January 24, 2002, 10:28:07 PM

QuoteSurely not over Kwame Lassiter this year.....you really can't even argue who had the better year, it is pretty obvious.  If the probowl sent the "best" players at their respective positions to Hawaii, then YES Lassiter would be their over Dawkins....but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.

Yo man, get real.  Thanks for the props, but even my mamma thinks Dawkins is better than me.  Shoot, Rashard Cook might be better than me.  Just because I'm the best defensive player on the Cards doesn't mean I could even start on a real NFL team, dig?  

P.S.  sorry we sucked again this year.  Must have been tough for you and the other fan.  Here's to hoping the new division is the change of pace we need.
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Post by: Zanshin on January 24, 2002, 10:38:14 PM

QuoteTeehehe, your quite the comedian....and this whole genius thing,or "genious" as I misspelled, is about you not being able to read, and or just making stuff up out of the blue-----I never claimed to be a genius, nor did I make something up about another persons post, so unless this is the proper enunciation and very good spellers board, you rediculing me for spelling the word genius wrong is kinda silly, and it has helped you divert yourself from the topic we were discussing....which is you making stuff up!  I never said Lassiter is the best of all time, nor did I imply that he was the best ever, just that he had the best year of all safeties THIS year, and one of the most productive years of all time.  Now, because Strahan had the most sacks of all time does that make him the best DE ever? No, I didn't think so, tell ya what, why don't you READ my posts, THEN bring an intelligent comment to the table, or you can just be excused!

Just to keep on the theme, it's "you're," the contraction of "you are" that you were going for there.  Happy to help.  And relax, Francis.  Like I said before, I didn't make anything up-- or did that whole question mark thing elude you?  You think coming to an Eagles board during the NFC championship week to say that Dawkins didn't deserve a pro-bowl bid because Kwame Lassiter (of all people) was far better is bringing something intelligent to the table?  

Geez, even Kwame Lassiter doesn't follow that logic.

I don't think the Strahan thing even works, because he was widely recognized-- and documented-- as having a stellar season.  You're really latched onto a throwaway line in my post.

Nice laugh, by the way. (Teheehee :paranoid; I'll have to watch my back).

Chill out-- you're taking this a bit personally.  If you're mad about the bad grammer or spelling, don't take it out on me...go visit your old English teacher, or something.
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Post by: Card_Trader on January 25, 2002, 07:46:57 AM
You're hilarious man,  you have somehow turned this around to be a spelling bee, instead of a football conversation, thats fine. ::) I'm sure you are so much smarter than me to begin with!  Either way I am right about Lassiter deserving to go to the probowl over Dawkins.


Lassiter: 9 Int's, 14 passes defended, 83 Tackles
Dawkins:  2 Int's, 16 passes defended, 56 Tackles


Now which one deserves the probowl.....remember this is a FOOTBALL message board, not a spelling bee, so why don't you try to talk football instead of correcting people on their spelling!
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Post by: Zanshin on January 25, 2002, 08:02:12 AM
QuoteYou're hilarious man,  you have somehow turned this around to be a spelling bee, instead of a football conversation, thats fine. ::) I'm sure you are so much smarter than me to begin with!  Either way I am right about Lassiter deserving to go to the probowl over Dawkins.


Lassiter: 9 Int's, 14 passes defended, 83 Tackles
Dawkins:  2 Int's, 16 passes defended, 56 Tackles


Now which one deserves the probowl.....remember this is a FOOTBALL message board, not a spelling bee, so why don't you try to talk football instead of correcting people on their spelling!

You know, I'd expect that you'd be a little less sensitive and have a better sense of humor since you're a Cardinal's fan.

I didn't say that Lassiter didn't have good numbers or that he didn't have a good year-- but the Pro Bowl (which I previously agreed is a crock)-- is subjective.  There's no formulaic value associated with a selection.  Dawkins had perhaps the greatest impact on arguably the best defense in the league-- Lassiter can't say that.  Sometimes, stats do lie.  Or do you think Timmy Smith was the best running back to ever play in a Super Bowl, too?  Also, it's widely known that the Pro Bowl voting is skewed for consistency over several seasons; it usually takes two years like Lassiter's to garner him serious consideration.  If you're really into the research, why don't you go poll the coaches and GMs and ask which safety they'd rather have.  I'm quite sure Dawkins would get the nod (actually, he already did through the pro bowl voting).

So, why not take a deep breath.  You're entitled to your opinion, no matter how misguided it may be.  You're the one who started the personal nonsense.  I'm not inherently anti-Cardinal-- I think Boston's a top-rate receiver, for instance-- so, relax.
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Post by: hbionic on January 25, 2002, 09:56:05 AM

Quote...Dawkins had perhaps the greatest impact on arguably the best defense in the league-- Lassiter can't say that.  Sometimes, stats do lie.  Or do you think Timmy Smith was the best running back to ever play in a Super Bowl, too?  Also, it's widely known that the Pro Bowl voting is skewed for consistency over several seasons; it usually takes a two years like Lassiter's to garner him serious consideration...

That pretty much sums it up. :yay So, what else is going on? :)
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Post by: GoinLong on January 25, 2002, 01:30:37 PM

QuoteMaybe they'd be better if they changed the name to "Phoenix" or "Sunbirds," or something.  

How about the Phoenix Phonics?

Aren't great DB's measured by the impact they have on where and how often a QB attempts to complete a pass? Larry Wilson didn't have flashy numbers, but you may be aware that he is a HOF safety.
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Post by: Bristow on January 30, 2002, 10:50:20 PM
I don't know how far this thread has gone as far as subject......but i'm gonna respond to the start


Name: QCaver55
Alias: Eminem
Location: Fayetteville Arkansas, for now anyway.
Why I'm here: I thought there was Asian Porn!!!

Comments: I grew up in a House of Football...howver i could never understand the craze as a little boy. Born in St. Louis but living in KC as child my dad was a huge Chiefs fan hoping to raise another, but as i said, i never really got into football...i sat down one night to attempt to understand the family craze, and the game on TV that night happened to be a Monday Night game...The Philadelphia Eagles Vs The Washington taterskins. The Iggles got they're asses whopped that night, so i really don't know what it was, but i became a fan.....I don't remember the year but the Next Season was one to Remember. Cunningham was coming off surgery and The Eagles had just signed Herschel Walker, added with the terrific Defense they had tons of expectations. What i remembe rmost about that Season? Beating the Saints on opening day after retired Jerome Browns Jersey. I remember hearing it from my dad after the Eagles started out 4-0 only to get whooped by The Chiefs and Kansas City and whipping Dallas on a Monday night 30-3(all my fireds were Dallas fans)  Since then i had followed every single game. Now attending University Of Arkansas i am a Huge Razorback fan. From my freshman year my favorite player has Been Quinton Caver, so of course the day the Eagles drafted him was a dream for me. I saw this guy the guy around campus all the time.....and have had contact with him several times since he has been an Eagle..seeing him in town when he has a few days off....I saw the him in Dallas a couple weeks ago after the Cotton Bowl and he actually greeted me by name...well anyway......i could bable on and on about things only i care about....but where the hell is that Asian Porn GF you MFer!!
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Post by: Sgt PSN on February 13, 2002, 04:03:20 PM
Q Caver, I'm with you man.  I've been checking this thread everyday for like the last 10 years it's been up here.......and not one bit of Asian Porn.  I've had no complaints about the board up till now and I just can't hold back any more.  I want some real Asian Porn damnit!  My boss is getting sick and tired of me taking my pants off every time I look at this site, and I'm getting really tired of lubin' my hand up for nothing.  Thanks a lot......friggin c*ck tease! >:(
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Post by: MURP on February 13, 2002, 04:04:57 PM
:paranoid
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Post by: General_Failure on February 13, 2002, 05:01:13 PM
Read it again, it's in there. :)
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Post by: Sgt PSN on February 14, 2002, 09:39:22 AM
Dude, I am NOT looking through the 9 friggin pages of this thread again.    :afro
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Post by: General_Failure on February 14, 2002, 12:59:07 PM
Trust me. 8)
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Post by: Syracuse on February 14, 2002, 03:44:47 PM
Dammit! Now I'm gonna go back and read through all of this crap.
Damn you, GF.
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Post by: General_Failure on February 14, 2002, 03:47:20 PM
 :-D
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Post by: Syracuse on February 14, 2002, 03:52:26 PM
 :undee:
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Post by: diomedes on March 03, 2002, 09:45:43 PM
Handle: Diomedes
Name:  Same
Why I'm Here:  The primary reason I'm at this board is that Phillygirl recruited me from the official Eagles MB.  She was a long time at it, too.  Told me to come a few times, but I never got around to it.  Wow, was I ever missing out.

Been a fan since I was four ('78), when I saw a game on T.V. and was fascinated with both the Eagle image and the color green.  My father tells the story to this day of how cool I thought it was.  Been a phanatic ever since.  Grew up in NE CT though, went to college in MD, and now live in Brooklyn, NY, so I've never been able to get a good heavy Philly dose of Eagles and Eagles love.  Then I found the other MB, and now this one.

My nick on the other board is the same, where I'm pretty well known as the resident commie pinko phag...

My Eagles (and generally football) knowledge are not what some other people on these boards can boast, but I'm learning.  The rest of my knowledge however is unimpeachable, and I regularly convert Christians into Athiests and Republicans into Hippies.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on March 03, 2002, 10:25:45 PM
Glad to see you made it over here!

PS...SEE!? I am the master recruiter...heh heh heh :evil
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on March 03, 2002, 10:28:46 PM
PG, since you're the master recruiter, I'd like to make a request.

Please recruit Asian, Brazilan and Puerto Rican female Eagle Fans.

Remember, its a numbers game. The more shots you take, the more shots you'll make!

*Keep us updated on this current demand! ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on March 03, 2002, 10:32:07 PM
Welcome Diomedes.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on March 03, 2002, 10:36:32 PM
Quote from: hbionic on March 03, 2002, 10:28:46 PMPG, since you're the master recruiter, I'd like to make a request.
Please recruit Asian, Brazilan and Puerto Rican female Eagle Fans.
Oh, the places I could go with THIS post!  :-X  ;D  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on March 04, 2002, 10:26:25 AM
You mean like Brazil, Puerto Rico, and Asia?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on March 04, 2002, 12:57:22 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 03, 2002, 09:45:43 PMThe rest of my knowledge however is unimpeachable, and I regularly convert Christians into Athiests and Republicans into Hippies.


Welcome, Diomedes, and I look forward to you working your magic on Hoyda.  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on March 04, 2002, 04:00:06 PM
After checking the date to make sure that this wasn't posted a year ago... :D

[Lloyd Lindsay Young]HelLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Diomedes![/Lloyd Lindsay Young] ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 04, 2002, 04:02:29 PM
argh!

dpierce...fix that!  :undee:
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on March 04, 2002, 04:20:43 PM
O-tay!
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Post by: PhillyGirl on March 04, 2002, 04:33:06 PM
 ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on March 04, 2002, 05:07:06 PM
Quote from: Fan_Since_64 on March 04, 2002, 12:57:22 PMWelcome, Diomedes, and I look forward to you working your magic on Hoyda.  ;)

Jeez, just ask for the impossible why don't ya!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: satoshi on March 05, 2002, 08:10:07 AM
Welcome, I have seen your name on the Eagles MB before.  ;D
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Post by: diomedes on March 05, 2002, 01:09:57 PM
Thanks for all the "welcomes" everyone.
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Post by: chuck_chillout on March 05, 2002, 03:27:10 PM
Np, and belated welcome. :yay
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: TexasEagle on March 08, 2002, 04:03:55 PM
Welcome to whomever is new since last I was here. Let me just say, moving sucks, and Tex-ass still sucks no matter where you are in the state (unfortunately I'm still in it ::) )!!! So what'd I miss lately?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gtrain on March 26, 2002, 12:16:24 PM
Name: Gerry
Alias: Gtrain95
         (My nickname and number in college)
Location: Bensalem, PA

Why I'm Here: Because I live football, and this board is football, I love the Eagles, and this board is the Eagles.

Comments:
For those of you who don't remember me, I'm the Gtrain. My comments used to be an integral part of this fine board, then my bosses said "Let's send you out on travel for eternity with no web access :(" But FINALLY, THE GTRAIN HAS COME BACK TO CONCRETEFIELD! I started watching, studying, and living football in High School, 1994. These guys said "Hey you, wanna play football?" I was like "Play what?" So I figured I'd give it a shot. Considering I was 5'10'' 200lbs, I was able to run directly through anyone in my path, and the rush of plowing through someone was great. Then I found out that people do it on TV EVERY SUNDAY so I was like "woohoo!" I avidly watch and studied the art of the NFL and the players and slowly became quite the source on Present Day NFL (I don't do the history stuff). Now I've been a season ticket holder for one season and I can't wait until August rolls around again! :o

By the way, I was glad to see such a variety of video game experience here :) I must say that I believe that MADDEN NFL 2002 (soon to be 2003) is the most realistic unbelievable football video game in history and I'd be willing to wax any challengers :)
 
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Post by: Zanshin on March 26, 2002, 01:06:38 PM
Geez, gtrain, seeing your name is a blast from the past.  Better be careful about the Madden talk; someone's liable to take you up on your challenge and ruin your delusions of polygon grandeur.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gtrain on March 26, 2002, 01:10:35 PM
Thanks for the welcome back and the warning, but my bite is even worse then my bark, just read the quote under the lovely lady to the left. :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on March 26, 2002, 01:12:24 PM
We might have to put that to the test.  I'll start a new thread in the Madden post.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on March 26, 2002, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: gtrain on March 26, 2002, 01:10:35 PMbut my bite is even worse then my bark, just read the quote under the lovely lady to the left. :)

"Stay off the tracks when the Train's comin"

Yep. Sounds scary to me! :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gtrain on March 27, 2002, 10:53:54 AM
Are you mocking me?  :cry:
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on March 27, 2002, 11:12:40 AM
Quote from: gtrain on March 26, 2002, 12:16:24 PMFINALLY, THE GTRAIN HAS COME BACK TO CONCRETEFIELD!


And it's about time!

Welcome back, man.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on March 27, 2002, 12:38:00 PM
Quote from: gtrain on March 27, 2002, 10:53:54 AMAre you mocking me?  :cry:

Me? Mock you? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!...yes ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Phillyman on March 27, 2002, 01:43:04 PM
Name: Phillyman
Location: Charlotte, NC
Why i'm here: There are no eagles fans in NC, so i need to come here to talk about them.  

Its pretty fun living in NC right now, everybody here used to rag on me for being an eagles fan, but I kept telling them we would be good soon.  Now my team was in the NFC Championship game and their team set a record for consecutive losses in one season so I get all the bragging rights!!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gtrain on March 28, 2002, 06:49:39 AM
Thanks dpierce!!


And   :cry: to hbionic
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Post by: joneszilla on March 29, 2002, 03:37:05 PM
Name: Joneszilla
Location: NW Philly
Why i am here:  Heard about it on Eagles MB...then Phillygirl encouraged me to join.
Comments:  I post under this name on the Eagles MB this year...the year before i posted under Dirty_Waters.  Grew up in Philly and still live and work here.  I am a diehard Eagles fan like everyone else here and think next year is finally our year to win the whole f**ken thing!  
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 29, 2002, 04:17:15 PM
Quote from: joneszilla on March 29, 2002, 03:37:05 PMnext year is finally our year to win the whole f**ken thing!  

To quote the movie, "summer school"....

"Its okay, you can say farg in here..."

See? It automatically censors you! :)

Glad to see you made it here...you've always been a quality poster and I know you'll continue to be here! :) You'd just better make it to the tailgates!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: TempleOwl on April 02, 2002, 10:09:37 AM
farg, farg, farg....hey you're right.  It does censor you!  shtein....how cool is that

HELLO TO EVERYONE NEW AND WELCOME TO THE ONLY EAGLES BOARD WITH REAL FANS!!

:-D  :flipoff  :spank  :fire  :afro  ^-^  :sly  :nyuk  :cfhead

and these cool things too!
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Post by: joneszilla on April 02, 2002, 01:15:32 PM
 Just testing....cool.

:flipoff  :paranoid  :bash  :boom  :deion  :deion  :deion  :deion  :nyuk
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gtrain on April 03, 2002, 01:27:44 PM
BOY HAS THIS THREAD DIGRESSED?  :undee:
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Post by: Zanshin on April 04, 2002, 08:23:25 AM
As opposed to the other threads? ;)
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Post by: RomeyRome on April 12, 2002, 12:57:18 AM
Name: NoneBetta
Alias: RomeyRome
Why I'm here: Kind of getting tired of philadelphiaeagle.com MB, so I found this one with the help of Igglesfan or someone.

Comments: "Shut the fvck up when grown folks is talkin" :-X
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: cj2112 on April 12, 2002, 11:47:13 AM
I never did this so here goes.

Name: cj2112
Home: Brooklyn, NY.  Originally from the Philly area and longtime Philly sportsfan, I live in Brooklyn only because I work here.  I still get to about 4 games a year at the Vet though I never miss Eagle games at the Meadowlands.  Hoping to return to Philly soon and suffer the hell that is WIP on a more regular basis.

Now married, my ID is a bit too high school, but, frankly, I don't care.  Tho I don't even listen to Rush anymore...

Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: methdeez on April 18, 2002, 09:16:04 PM
Name: Methdeez
From Germantown, moved down to DC, LOVE hatin' on the Washington sports fans. They have it worse than Philly.
Anyway, about to move to Ireland and I am little concerned about how I am going to watch Pro Football since no one over there gives a fluck....
Why I'm Here: Mostly to learn a little bit more about what's going on, you guys have the inside scoops. And who can resist in-depth discussions about possible 4th round draft picks?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on April 18, 2002, 09:21:18 PM
Good luck in Ireland.  Better start looking into Irish DirecTV availability.  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: methdeez on April 18, 2002, 09:27:30 PM
No Schvitz...They have darts on tv 3 nights a week, and I can't get a damn football or basketball game. I used to go to an internet cafe and watch it on Live GameUpdate...but it's pretty sad. And it stll takes 4 hours. They do play the superbowl, without commercials and timeouts, after it happens, it's pretty cool, it takes like and hour and a half.

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Post by: Zanshin on April 18, 2002, 09:32:51 PM
Quote from: methdeez on April 18, 2002, 09:27:30 PMNo Schvitz...They have darts on tv 3 nights a week, and I can't get a damn football or basketball game. I used to go to an internet cafe and watch it on Live GameUpdate...but it's pretty sad. And it stll takes 4 hours. They do play the superbowl, without commercials and timeouts, after it happens, it's pretty cool, it takes like and hour and a half.



By the way, going to Ireland for a gig or just because you want to?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DutchBird on April 22, 2002, 06:14:55 PM
Methdeez,

 tha games are broadcasted through streaming audio, so you can at leest listen to Merril and Mike (night games are a pain in the ass, cause they are truly nightgames over here (between 2 and 6 am)...

 If you can get Sky sports (pay-tv, from Brittain), besides getting all the English soccer, they broadcasted the play-offs last season, and might broadcast the regular season (don't know about that). Watched the play-offs in a (fake) Irish pub, while downing pints of Guinness..

 Unfortunately I saw the Eagles lose the first game I did see them on TV in 5 years :cry: ....

 At least the Admirals are winning (their offnese shows up in the 1st quarter, instead of halfway through the 3rd)... so maybe the Eagles might go all the way this year....
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Post by: DutchBird on April 22, 2002, 06:15:16 PM
Damn...first time posting in a while, and it is a double.... :spank
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Post by: Eagle-In-DC on May 03, 2002, 08:10:51 AM
Methdeez...Germantown, MD here too.  
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Post by: tnt4philly on May 07, 2002, 02:13:31 AM
You ever spend a few minutes on a post only to lose it somewhere? Well here is my second attempt at my first post here.

NAME:TNT4Philly-I have been using this screen name for a long time. The TNT part comes from my teen years. My best friend and I were both AC/DC fans, both our names begin with "T." Our friends started to refer to us as TNT. Like the song we were wild. The 4Philly part is self explanitory.

LOCATION:Lancaster, PA. Except for the ten years I spent in Norfolk, VA while in the Navy, I have been here my whole life.

WHY AM I HERE?Someone said this sight had some good Asian porn. I have yet to see it.

COMMENTSI have been a diehard, four sport Philly Phan almost my whole life. Why almost and not all you ask? Well it is a sad story of my troubled childhood. I have been in therapy for years to help rid the scars. I do not remember much from back then, but what I do remember is painful. When I was between the ages of like 9-11 or so, I was......... :cry: ...........this is really hard..... well I was a cowboys fan. I don't know how it happened, but fortunately I grew out of it and came to my senses. Luckily I have many memories of watching the Eagles with my Grandfather(R.I.P.)

I am so psyched for this season. I feel good about this team. Better than I have for a long time.

Hello Everyone.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on May 07, 2002, 08:19:06 AM
Converted 'Boys fan, huh?  REPENT! REPENT!  Welcome, TNT, and post away.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on May 08, 2002, 08:40:46 AM
tnt....welcome to the board :)
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Post by: Delcoeagle on May 08, 2002, 03:53:20 PM
(http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/images/igor.jpg)
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 14, 2002, 04:08:35 PM
Name: PhillyPhreak54

Location: Killeen,Texas :cry: ....I am originally from Phoenixville,Pa. I moved away due to my step-dad being in the Army. All of my family still resides in the Phoenixville area and some day I shall return there to live.

Why am I here?: I wanted to check out different Eagles sites and talk shop with my fellow fans!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 14, 2002, 04:13:38 PM
Welcome to the board.
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Post by: stillupfront on June 04, 2002, 10:49:08 AM
First Name: Still
Last Name: Upfront
Occupation: Engineer
Location: Jersey Shore:
Age: 40
Why I am here: I used to be able to have articles published here so I liked it. Lately, the Hoyda known by the initials GF has caved into censorship groups. He used to have balls but has sinced removed the Ray Rhodes article and the Kotite article. Either of these articles could have garnered a pulitzer for CCF. He should have lived his life like Thomas Paine. Not a sniveling little panty waste. A real man.

Anyway, I am now here with the sole purpose of berating and belittling of GF. It is what I live for.

I also enjoy abusing Murp (Hoyda) and making sexual innuendos to his girlfriend (I would do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal).
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on June 04, 2002, 12:14:04 PM
That's only because farm animals have really hard hooves and a clever move called "mule kick."

And since when is the Kotite article removed?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GoinLong on June 07, 2002, 08:36:59 PM
Yo still, as someone who has really enjoyed your posts on the old official board and here I've got to tell you that your introduction post was uncalled for. If you meant it in humor then I stand corrected.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on June 07, 2002, 08:38:51 PM
Nah, he meant it as a joke. It's pretty easy to tell when he's being serious - he's not as insulting. :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 07, 2002, 10:26:13 PM
LMFAO
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Post by: stillupfront on June 10, 2002, 02:43:18 PM
Don't laugh your ass off Sami, you will ruin my fantasies!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: OhmsLaw on July 26, 2002, 01:34:12 AM
I've waited long for this day, and at last it's time for the rookies to report. So here I am, a rookie, uh, reporting.

Name: Michael (yes another one)

Alias: OhmsLaw (I=V/R, but you knew that)

Location: OC, MD

Why I'm here: That stupid survivor thread got me hooked.

Comments: I grew up a fan of the Colts, I wore the paper bags on my head and everything! Then the mayflower trucks came :cry:..... I couldn't watch football for years, not even the Superbowl. Well time lessened the pain and I wanted Sunday to mean something again. I had to choose a team that I could see in person, and the taterskins were NOT an option (that I could live with anyway). So the Eagles were a natural fit and I have died hard ever since.


Oh, and in case you make rookies sing their school fight song-
(getting up on a table)
M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D Terrapins will (did ;D ) winnnnnnnnn!  
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Post by: Fan_Since_64 on July 26, 2002, 07:51:15 AM
Quote from: OhmsLaw on July 26, 2002, 01:34:12 AMI grew up a fan of the Colts, I wore the paper bags on my head and everything! Then the mayflower trucks came :cry:.....
   

Welcome, OhmsLaw. And my sympathies for the trauma you endured in '84 - what Bob Irsay did to the loyal Baltimore fans was a disgrace.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gene on July 26, 2002, 05:41:19 PM
Quote from: OhmsLaw on July 26, 2002, 01:34:12 AMLocation: OC, MD


Now, would that "OC" happen to be Ocean City?.........as in "The Salty Dog" Ocean City? ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: OhmsLaw on July 26, 2002, 06:24:50 PM
Quote from: Gene on July 26, 2002, 05:41:19 PMNow, would that "OC" happen to be Ocean City?.........as in "The Salty Dog" Ocean City? ;D
Why yes, yes it is! I've only been to that saloon once though.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: warEAGLE12 on August 02, 2002, 04:44:44 PM
"wow, 12 pages of asian porn," i thought.   :cry: but sadly no.

name:  chris
alias:  warEAGLE12 (warEAGLE_ on the OTHER board)
location:  auburn, AL, huntsville, AL
reason i'm here:  posted on the old board and it seems to me that all the interesting people came here, an i'm just now realizing this.  
comments:  Eagle fan since i started watching FB.  STL fan since birth ('81), Eagle take much higher precience over Rams.  
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 23, 2002, 01:29:12 PM
Quote from: OhmsLaw on July 26, 2002, 06:24:50 PM
Quote from: Gene on July 26, 2002, 05:41:19 PMNow, would that "OC" happen to be Ocean City?.........as in "The Salty Dog" Ocean City? ;D
Why yes, yes it is! I've only been to that saloon once though.

But I bet you've been to the Purple Moose a few times. :)

Since you're a retired Colts fan, let me ask your opinion about a theory of mine. It regards Ravens fans. I've observed that they are WAY over the top when it comes to fan behavior. I mean they do really goofy stuff...and I mean happy, prancy, cute little things that would get them beaten up in a real city like Philly.

It's been my theory that there is a sublimated guilt factor with the Colts leaving town. The old Colts fan must subconsciously think it's their duty to "support" the new team...so they really go at it with all their might.

Does that make sense?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: shorebird on August 25, 2002, 06:36:39 PM
Hey Susq, that is the way all old Colt fans were. They were the only fans to come as close to over the top as Eagle fans are. My Dad and all his Buddy's lived and died in front of the Tube on Sundays, with guys like Johnny U, Alan Ameche, Mike Curtis, Earl Morrel, and so on.

They got screwed by Irsay and Tagliabue, and I guess they are estatic about the Ravens, although most of them that are doing the stuff your talking about were probably to young to remember the Colts!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: OhmsLaw on August 26, 2002, 01:36:10 AM
I'd have to agree with shorebird there, The old Colts fans I know that went purple aren't as silly as typical Ravens fans. I don't get down on them for it, but I think that there is a definate guilt factor about stealing the Browns. I mean they are true fans, but much more subdued about the Ravens than people who just got on the Baltimore bandwagon. So yes, Ravens fans do seem loony, but I think it has more to do with the new fans.

btw- because of the way the whole Cleveland thing went down, I never once considered leaving the Eagles, but an expansion team in Baltimore would have given me a hard time deciding. Among the people I know who were Colts fans, I'm the only one who refused to become a Ravens fan, but then again I was also the only one who discovered how great it is to back the Eagles!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: fansince61 on August 28, 2002, 02:08:54 PM
  Name:   fansince61
 Alias:     Don
 Location: Live in the New Jersey deep northern woods
 Why I'm here:  I've been a fan since 1961 for cry'n
 out loud

 Comments: can't type, can't spell but never wrong ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on August 28, 2002, 02:15:22 PM
So the Jersey Devil is real! :o
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Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 28, 2002, 03:02:23 PM
Hey, 61...you anywhere near Newton?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Death2kotite on August 29, 2002, 01:48:29 AM
 Name- Death2kotite

Alias- Jon

Location- Florida

Comments- I  drink alot,start fights for no reason,and cuss at the elderly. :)


Why i'm here- Best MB i could find on the net.I also post on the Buc's official board as well.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: phattymatty on August 29, 2002, 03:50:38 PM
Name: Matt
Alias: phattymatt
Location: Born and raised in Reading, PA, went to Penn State, and now live in DC.  I like the area but hate the fans.  It is nice knowing that my team is better though, and I do get a kick our of arguing with taterskin fans.

Why I'm here: I try to distract myself from doing real work as much as humanly possible. :afro
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: joneszilla on August 29, 2002, 04:01:44 PM
Phatty,
Where did u go to school in Reading?  i know a couple people from Reading Catholic.
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Post by: phattymatty on August 29, 2002, 04:54:48 PM
I actually went to the other Catholic school in Reading, Holy Name.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: VirginiaEagleFan on August 29, 2002, 06:52:40 PM
Name: Mike

Alias: VirginiaEagleFan

Location: Fairfax, VA

Why I'm here: I heard a mysterious rumor about a quality Eagles MB somewhere out there (not the official one, obviously)...went hunting for it...and here I am.

Comments: I've been reading the official Eagles MB since it came out.  It's just gotten too bad to stand lately.  I'm really psyched this board's here.

On another note, does anyone know a good Eagles bar in Northern VA?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 29, 2002, 06:56:27 PM
Quote from: VirginiaEagleFan on August 29, 2002, 06:52:40 PMComments: I've been reading the official Eagles MB since it came out.

Which version of it? The Netreach P.O.S. one or the old UBB one with the black background?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: phattymatty on August 31, 2002, 03:59:15 PM
Quote from: VirginiaEagleFan on August 29, 2002, 06:52:40 PM
Name: Mike

Alias: VirginiaEagleFan

On another note, does anyone know a good Eagles bar in Northern VA?

I live in Arlington now, and the upstairs at Mr. Days in Arlington usually has a big Eagles turnout.  I also heard that the Lucky Bar in DC is an Eagles bar on Sundays although I've never been there.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: eaglefanatic on August 31, 2002, 04:11:07 PM
Let break this thing in! :P

Name=David

Alias=Fanatic other board had two TT's, lets just say I hope saying two TT's doesnt get bleeped! ;D

AKA Moorpark

Location=Lets go back to the roots, So. Cal native 24 years, stint in AZ. Now in Hell (Indiana).

Fan Since 1978

HHMMM what made me an Eagle fan? Seems to be the biggest question first> Having the Rams in L.A. and then the Raiders and then not again. Second it was a GREEN THING Third, the whole Ealge bird thing to still my favorite. Most importantly the love of football and the pleasant sound of a MLB hitting a WR as they dance accross the middle. Lets not forget the City of Philadelphia, aaaaaahhhhh. AND FU if you dont like it, guess I fit in.

[shadow=green,left,300]Season licence holder 2003[/shadow], AKA ticket.

Games going to this year vs Titans, vs Chicago, vs Dallas, vs Rams. and then there is the playoffs and that little trip to Diego
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NJ_Eagle on September 03, 2002, 02:22:49 PM
Name: Bryan
Alias: NJ_Eagle

Location: Stuck in the barren swamplands of Northern NJ, home of the NJ Giants.

Why I'm here: To chat about the Eagles on a real MB, with no regards to post count and children posting.(PE.com)

Why Im hooked on the Eagles: 1995 playoff game against the Lions, the emotion was too much and got season tix the following season and have them since.

1st Eagles game attended: 1989 Playoff game vs the LA Rams in the pouring rain.


Prized Eagles Possession: 1980 Game worn jersey of Harold Charmichael. Sent it to you know who (Spuds) last year and he had it signed for my by the big man and sent it back to me.2nd my McNabb auto'ed jersey.
 
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on September 03, 2002, 02:27:24 PM
Quote from: NJ_Eagle on September 03, 2002, 02:22:49 PM...1980 Game worn jersey of Harold Charmichael. Sent it to you know who (Spuds) last year and he had it signed for my by the big man and sent it back to me....

Hmmm...if that's true, then I hereby renounce all prior criticism of Spadaro.  Henceforth, I will hold my tongue, rather than roast him.

Mind you, this don't mean I'll defend the dude.  But it's pretty cool that he'll do this for fans.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: legaliggles on September 03, 2002, 03:08:09 PM
Born and raised in the Passyunk projects until the City of Brotherly Love bought us out so they could re-locate some people who's homes were condemned so that the Vet could be built so in essence I now live in Florida because of the Eagles.

Been a Eagles fan all ny life. 8)  
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NJ_Eagle on September 03, 2002, 04:28:11 PM
man i havent seen any of these names on the PE.com board in a LONG ARSE time. Is this where the PE.com MB elders come to talk real football?

jonezill
Diomedes
Sus_Birder

jeezus !!  ;D

Yeah Dio I thought the same thing about Spuds and his writing but I think we'd all do the same thing to stay in the graces of such a sweet job. Even if it meant being a kiss ass, to live and breath Eagles 12/365/24/7. Almost nothing better in life
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: CSD on September 06, 2002, 05:17:35 PM
Name:  Bill Sandone

Alias: CheesesteakDude, or CSD for short

Location: NE Philly, but I was born and raised in South Philly.

Why i'm here: Well, I do the majority of my posting over at NationalPastimes.net where I also write about Philly sports, but I had a need to communicate with my own people. I posted once in awhile over at the official site but I hated to forum format and most of the users there are pretty much clueless. I looked at Philly Girl's profile once over at the Orange and Black site where I saw the link to this place. I joined but did not post for about six months. I instead read everyone's posts and tried to get to know what makes everyone tick before I made a fool of myself. I love this forum and for the most part the members here are extremely intelligent. I'm just glad I can be a part of a good group of fans.


Comments: I've been an Eagles fan as long as I can remember. I'm 33 years old (34 in Nov) to give you all an idea on how long I've followed this team. I want a Super Bowl so bad I can taste it. I do not own season tickets due to the fact that I can't afford them since I am disabled. I do get to between 2 to 4 games a season though so it isn't that bad. I would love to attend more games but sometimes you can't have what you want. My rec room is entirely decorated and dedicated to Philly sports, especially my beloved Eagles. Even my furniture is midnight green. I have a 50" TV and surround sound so I can at least watch the games the way they should be watched. I rarely ever miss any Philly team when they play. I have also owned season tickets to the Wings for 15 years.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: shorebirdjr. on October 13, 2002, 09:22:26 PM
Hello. My name is Gene. I like to read your guys writing while my dad is on the computer. I'm eleven years old and play football. My position is defensive end. I play gaurd on offense everyother play because i take the plays in from our coach. I love playing football and tackling people. I have 3 sacks in five games. I cause some fumbles too. Our team name is the Lions. I have Edgrin Jame's number 32. He is a good running back for the Colts. I like the Eagles McNabb the best though. He is awsome and I hope he goes to the Superbowl with the Eagles this year. I want my Dad to take me to a game sometime. He says when they get a new stadium we will go. My picture is next to my Dads name shorebird. Well I have to go now.

p.s. I'm glad there are no naked women here or my Dad would not let me read your guys writing. 8)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 13, 2002, 10:07:20 PM
Crap, we may have to change the name of the thread. Wouldn't want the pook kid getting an earful/whoopin' over it.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 13, 2002, 10:08:42 PM
What's a "pook kid"?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 13, 2002, 10:18:02 PM
It's like a poor kid, but you have a typo because you start typing ahead of where you're supposed to be. :P
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: shorebird on October 13, 2002, 10:19:46 PM
lol, I wouldn't worry about that GF, there are commercials on TV that show a lot more than he'll ever see on this board.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 13, 2002, 10:26:53 PM
I know that, I certainly watch enough TV. But this thread has gotten a few people slapped in the back of the head by angry spouses/family members/etc. :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SadLionFan on October 19, 2002, 11:39:51 PM
Name: Josh
Alias: SadLionsFan
Location: Toledo, Ohio, 1 hour south of Detroit, 2 hours west of Cleveland.
Why I'm here: Lions may be my favorite team, but I firmly believe all Lions fans are allowed to have at least 1 "back up" team.

Comments:  With that said :).  I'm not your normal band wagon jumper.  I've been a fan of the Eagles since McNabb was drafted.  Once he got here, I learned the rest of the team, and now enjoy this team ALMOST as much as I enjoy watching my Lions lose every week!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Green/Silver on November 01, 2002, 02:22:36 PM
Name: Bob

Location: Northwest Philly

Why I'm here: Like talking football especially EAGLES Football

Comments: I've been an EAGLES fan forever. I don't care for other sports. Never really did. I'm married 28 years [that's right years not months] and all to the same woman.  ;)  
Two grown sons. They're both Eagles fans, like they had a choice. ;D
Season ticket holder for 17 years. Try to never miss a game with my sons.
I took early retirement and damn glad I did.  IM  LOVING IT!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BDCBuckCBuckRun on December 06, 2002, 10:37:55 PM
Name: Jon

Alias: Dawk or "Future All-Pro Free Safety"

Location: Levittown, PA

Why I am here: The Eagles official board sucks chimp tits

Comment: Have fun talking to the future Pro Football HOF'er... no joke. ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 07, 2002, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: BDawkBWest2036 on December 06, 2002, 10:37:55 PM
Why I am here: The Eagles official board sucks chimp tits

omg, that's farging hilarious. :-D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 03, 2003, 08:05:35 PM
Lots of new posters....look in here! lol
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: JTrotterFan on January 27, 2003, 03:45:28 AM
Geez...page 13?!?!  I've been out of the loop!

Original name: JTrotterFan (dirty bastage left us hangin!)
New name: Sapp Killa...cuz i can't stand the man!
Real name: Brandon
Home:  Dallas, TX...unfortunately...only cuz of the money!!  I was born and raised Lancaster, PA and have been an Eagles fan since about 1986.  I only started going to the Vet in 1996.  I can't believe it took me 10 years to get there...geesh, what was wrong with me?!  Anyway...i live and work amongst crazy, redneck Cowboys fans.  I can't stand it and get in a pissing match about once a week with some idiot who thinks Bill Parcells is the second coming of Christ, and that the Boys will win the Super Bowl next year.  Losers!

I was here on the board at right around the inception, cuz Sami dragged my sorry arse over here...or should i say saved me from the official site.  Thanx Sami!!  I owe ya one!

So, if anyone remembers, look me up in 2004 at Houston.  Cuz i'll be there in Eagle green yelling like crazy and supporting our Eagles!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BrownsBabeLisa on February 24, 2003, 08:26:49 PM
Name:  BrownsBabeLisa
aka: Lisa
Occupation:  Browns fan

Why am I here:  Sami made me!  LOL!   ;D   Plus, the Eagles have been my NFC team for quite a while (since they drafted Bobby Hoying, yeah, yeah, I know...but I met him a few times while we were both at Ohio State)

8)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on February 24, 2003, 08:27:59 PM
woohooo!

This is my GIRL from the old espn.com chat rooms. The first places I ever talked football on the net.

She knows her shtein....that's why we got along so well!

Glad you made it Lisa...enjoy the conversations! :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BrownsBabeLisa on February 24, 2003, 09:50:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 24, 2003, 08:27:59 PM
woohooo!

This is my GIRL from the old espn.com chat rooms. The first places I ever talked football on the net.

She knows her shtein....that's why we got along so well!

Thanks!  And thanks for the link and the compliment.    8)

And just as a side note, the very first NFL game I ever attended was the Browns/Iggles game in 2000 in Cleveland.  
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on February 25, 2003, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Sapp Killa on January 27, 2003, 03:45:28 AM
I was born and raised Lancaster, PA

Do you wear a big black hat, long beard and drive a horse drawn buggy?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on February 25, 2003, 01:29:31 PM
Quote from: BrownsBabeLisa on February 24, 2003, 09:50:00 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on February 24, 2003, 08:27:59 PM
woohooo!

This is my GIRL from the old espn.com chat rooms. The first places I ever talked football on the net.

She knows her shtein....that's why we got along so well!

Thanks!  And thanks for the link and the compliment.    8)

And just as a side note, the very first NFL game I ever attended was the Browns/Iggles game in 2000 in Cleveland.  

Whenever I think of Browns and Eagles, I can't shake the image of Byron Evans squirming with that basically career-ending injury..... When was that, 94?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 25, 2003, 01:29:45 PM
Moved from Lancaster to Dallas...that's the only way you can leave Lancaster and actually decrease your quality of life.   :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: smeags on February 27, 2003, 03:42:22 PM
sean_sec736 - bucks county;
why here - unrestricted free agent



been a fan from 1st memory. season ticket holder since 1976 when my dad got them. just scored a ticket for my 9 yr son for next year. cant wait.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: JTrotterFan on March 05, 2003, 01:58:12 AM
I regularly pummel Cowboys fans that we arrest off the street.  The deserve it!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on April 24, 2003, 05:00:18 PM
I've been here for over a year and never filled this thing out!  DOH!   :P

Name: Ed

Location: Levittown (Lower Bucks County)

Why am I here: The true EMB "vets" are here

Comments: Been an Eagles fan since 1988, love all Philly sports, never seen any of the 4 teams win a championship   :-[ , have one hell of a sports card collection
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: KevinFury on April 26, 2003, 09:42:01 PM
Hey there,

This is my first post to the board, though I used to come by a lot to read on what's new.  I hope to start posting, especially now that it's the offseason and I really need an Eagles fix now and then.

Name:  Kevin
Location:  I'm in dental school here in Philly.
Why the Eagles?:  This is the town my parents immigrated to when they come over to this country.  I was born in N.C. and have lived in Virginia until I came here to school, but I stayed an Eagle fan all this time. :D

Even though I have lived in Philly the last two years, the only game I've ever seen the Eagles in person is the 2001 game at FedEx against the Skins.

Why am I here?:  Objective, no-BS Eagles talk unlike the "official site".  

Well, that's all about me.  See you around.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GoinLong on April 26, 2003, 09:54:49 PM
Quote from: KevinFury on April 26, 2003, 09:42:01 PM
I really need an Eagles fix now and then.
Especially on a day like today. Welcome Kevin. Since you're in dental school, did you get to see Bill Romanowski on the ESPN Draft show demostrate the newest mouthpiece that is designed to cut down on concussions?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: KevinFury on April 26, 2003, 10:27:53 PM
yeah, i did see romanowski's interview.  he is surprisingly well informed.   :o   he had model casts mounted in an articulator, and he did a decent job showing some of the cause for concussions.  i imagine that players get popped in the jaw more often than not.

the mouth guard does help, but i'm not sure how much it will keep one's brain from running into one's skull however, which i think is another common cause of concussions.......still, the mouthguard should keep his mandible in good enough condition where he could still spit on the opposing team's players.   :D

Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 27, 2003, 10:24:17 AM
Quote from: KevinFury on April 26, 2003, 10:27:53 PM
yeah, i did see romanowski's interview.  he is surprisingly well informed.   :o   he had model casts mounted in an articulator, and he did a decent job showing some of the cause for concussions.  i imagine that players get popped in the jaw more often than not.

As many concussions as he's caused he should know quite a bit about them. :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: EagleBuff on May 03, 2003, 09:18:50 PM
Handle - EagleBuff
Real Name - Andrew (but everyone calls me buff)
Location: Reinholds, PA (Lancaster/Berks County Border) and Mansfield PA
Why I'm here: Cause I finally couldn't take the infidels and the like on the EMB

Comments: In my great quest to find a MB home I stumbled upon this humble little abode and so far have found no problems with it (Even tested the mods to see if they would move my thread to the General section  ;D ) Hope to find many knowledgeable Eagles Phans here.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BlueHeart on May 22, 2003, 01:39:18 PM
Name: BlueHeart

Alias: Mrs. Vin Diesel

Location: NY

Why am I here: I dunno. I woke up and here I was. No more tequila for me...

Comments: I was just walking around and some crazy lady told me to go sign up for some Asian porn. I thought it would be good, it being a rainy day and all and I have nothing to do.
But alas... no wongs or dongs to be found.
False advertising!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 22, 2003, 05:57:55 PM
Name: FastFreddie

Real Name: Adam

Location: unfortunately, not Philly

Why am I here?: I was abducted by aliens who told me that posting to this message board would bring be fortune and true love.  I realized later that they were full of shtein, but I've hung out anyway.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gene on May 22, 2003, 08:04:37 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on May 22, 2003, 01:39:18 PM
Name: BlueHeart

Alias: Mrs. Vin Diesel

Location: NY

Why am I here: I dunno. I woke up and here I was. No more tequila for me...

Comments: I was just walking around and some crazy lady told me to go sign up for some Asian porn. I thought it would be good, it being a rainy day and all and I have nothing to do.
But alas... no wongs or dongs to be found.
False advertising!



Ah, Giants representation has just increased by 100% around these parts.....regime change is just around the corner!

:=)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 22, 2003, 08:10:59 PM
LMFAO @ Gene

BlueHeart, welcome to the board!  :D  Another girl on this board!! WOOOHOOO!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on May 22, 2003, 08:11:10 PM
Yeah, but you still only have two poster lead over the XFL Historians. :P
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on May 22, 2003, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 22, 2003, 08:11:10 PM
Yeah, but you still only have two poster lead over the XFL Historians. :P
And only one more than the Cardinals.  Don't get too excited.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on May 22, 2003, 08:18:39 PM
They have a much, much smaller percentage of their team's fans than the Cards do.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on May 22, 2003, 08:52:45 PM
That's my point, genius.   :D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BlueHeart on May 22, 2003, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: Gene on May 22, 2003, 08:04:37 PM
Ah, Giants representation has just increased by 100% around these parts.....regime change is just around the corner!

:=)

Hey Gene. :)

You're the ONLY Giants fan here? (Well, were) Can't have that!
I've been reading here for a while. Just found out I never registered. LOL

Thanks, PG! Glad to be here. :)



Meanwhile... still no porn.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on May 22, 2003, 09:15:41 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on May 22, 2003, 09:09:02 PMMeanwhile... still no porn.

Out of the mouths of babes...
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on May 22, 2003, 09:20:17 PM
I think they call that a facial, Dio.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on May 22, 2003, 09:22:43 PM
no man, a "facial" is what happens when the striker kicks the ball square into the goalie's face in soccer.

;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on May 22, 2003, 09:54:14 PM
well technically... there is some "super soft core" porn on the board if you know where to look.  Its been there for a long time... GF and myself took care of making it available  a while back... i think Satoshi might have been the only one to find it so far.   :deion
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 24, 2003, 02:33:01 PM
Real name: Mike
Location: San Diego, Ca.
Occupation: Navy

Its good to see some familiar faces on here.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RomeyRome on May 24, 2003, 04:45:11 PM
What's up SD, long time. ;D   Good to see you here man.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 24, 2003, 05:07:22 PM
Hey NBTD...great to see you  :)

Still got the Pink Miata? lol  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RomeyRome on May 24, 2003, 05:16:22 PM
LMAO I forgot about the Pink Miata.  No I traded it in for my new eaglesMobile.  A midnight green Pacer with Silver flames, imagine an Eagles version of the car in Wayne's World.

No  I'm playin but I forgot about that one. lol
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: CF22 on June 03, 2003, 03:17:57 PM
Name: Josh
Location: West TN
Why am I here: To share thoughts and rants about the Eagles, Boys and the rest of the NFL.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 03, 2003, 03:18:55 PM
Welcome to the board CF22! Glad you made it over here!

(I am living by my CF telemarketer name and got him from KFFL ;)  )
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GR_Eagle on June 27, 2003, 11:45:47 AM
I'm back again.  

I have been an eagles fan since 1988, just because i liked their uins then.  I've been a diehard since than and can't wait for the season to start because I still haven't gotten over that game vs the bucs yet.

Man this offseason is dragging.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 27, 2003, 11:47:08 AM
Welcome back! Long time no see!

Its going to be a hell of a season....

..if it would just get here already.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: OmahaPhillyFan on July 01, 2003, 10:39:26 PM
Name: Omaha Philly Fan
Alias: OPF
Location: Omaha, NE
Why I'm here: I'm trying to find a place to fit in.  I need a hug. I'm not cliquey enough for the EMB.   That's getting old.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 02, 2003, 09:19:40 AM
Quote from: OmahaPhillyFan on July 01, 2003, 10:39:26 PM
Name: Omaha Philly Fan
Alias: OPF
Location: Omaha, NE
Why I'm here: I'm trying to find a place to fit in.  I need a hug. I'm not cliquey enough for the EMB.   That's getting old.

We open our doors to all types here. LOL  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: smeags on July 02, 2003, 03:26:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 02, 2003, 09:19:40 AM
Quote from: OmahaPhillyFan on July 01, 2003, 10:39:26 PM
Name: Omaha Philly Fan
Alias: OPF
Location: Omaha, NE
Why I'm here: I'm trying to find a place to fit in.  I need a hug. I'm not cliquey enough for the EMB.   That's getting old.

We open our doors to all types here. LOL  ;)


seeing me in here should proof of that ...  :o
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on July 09, 2003, 12:33:43 AM
Name: mussa
Alias: muss, mussolini, mustard, muggs, red beard arrrrrr!
Location: filthadelph
Why I'm here:  I was like most kids, grew up playing sports and wanted to play sports when I got older, but when junior high and high school "rolled" around, something weird and stranged happened to me.  Pimples sprouted on my face and I started to look at girls differently.  I also started to grow the hair on my head out, to maybe, I don't know, be different?? I suddenly found myself very angry and I didn't know what was happening?  Then one night I snuck out with a group of friends and we all met Mr. Marijuana.  So to make this long story short, Mr. Marijuana was waaaaaay cooler than running laps and wearing a jock strap.  So I got into the "arts" and ended up going to college at an art school.  At college I meet this character with similar interests and an appetite for alcohol similar to mine.  This character was none other than Murp and through our ferocious appetite for alcohol we bonded many a day and nite and eventually I saw the way.  Once he introduced me to Phillygirl, I knew that I was now in the presence of the biggest fargin eagles fans I have ever meet.  This is why I have come here today, I have seen the way. Anyway you two are awesome and I'm looking forward to tailgating at the new stadium, hell yea! :D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 09, 2003, 08:12:01 AM
LOL! Hey Muss! :D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 15, 2003, 10:34:40 AM
we have convereted yet another....welcome to the dark side.



oh wait im like 5 days too late.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DarthDawkins on August 05, 2003, 01:15:34 PM
Name: Well now I guess it's "Murp Wannabe" (thanks PG :P)
Location: Right now in Levittown/Philly/Whatever the hell you wanna call it
Why I am here: To get bombarded with insults and vice versa... and to do some Eagles/Phillies talk on the side.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on August 26, 2003, 10:40:08 AM
Name: rjs246
Alias: rjs, jerk
Location: Arlington, VA... the heart of taterskins territory *shudder*
Why I'm here: I can't handle the TATE during the season...

Comments: A lot of you already know me from a certain other message board, so I'll be quick. I'm generally surly and incredibly sarcastic, so by all accounts I should fit in nicely here. I've never lived around the Philly area (Harrisburg and State College are as close as I've come), but my dad was a huge Philly sports fan and since we moved a lot while I was growing up I adopted the Philly teams as my own. Spent too much time around DC and might be the only Eagles fan I know who has always hated the taterskins more than the Cowboys or Giants. Penn State grad. Occasionally sober. Lacrosse player/coach. Blah Blah Blah...
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: prophet215 on September 05, 2003, 04:10:40 PM
name: prophet215
alias: god
location: philly burbs
why I'm here: certain MODS that like to hide behind their mod number have a grudge against me on the EMB. apparently, I'm not allowed to be funnier or more intelligent than them. plus, you can say damn and ass here without being censored. I'd like to thank RS for guiding me to a place that seems pretty distant from TATE.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RSbirdman22 on September 05, 2003, 04:36:00 PM
Quote from: prophet215 on September 05, 2003, 04:10:40 PM
name: prophet215
alias: god
location: philly burbs
why I'm here: certain MODS that like to hide behind their mod number have a grudge against me on the EMB. apparently, I'm not allowed to be funnier or more intelligent than them. plus, you can say damn and ass here without being censored. I'd like to thank RS for guiding me to a place that seems pretty distant from TATE.
Good to see another bastich lurking around, and it's my pleasure to post with you again...jerk. hehehe...
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 05, 2003, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: prophet215 on September 05, 2003, 04:10:40 PM
I'm not allowed to be funnier or more intelligent than them.

Oh man, somebody lied to you if they said things were different here. ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RSbirdman22 on September 05, 2003, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 05, 2003, 05:01:40 PM
Quote from: prophet215 on September 05, 2003, 04:10:40 PM
I'm not allowed to be funnier or more intelligent than them.

Oh man, somebody lied to you if they said things were different here. ;D
sssssshhhhhh! :paranoid
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on October 23, 2003, 12:15:09 AM
Name: Ronnie
Screenname: EagleFeva
Alias: Feva
Location: Atlanta, GA, originally from Niagara Falls, NY
Why I'm here:
1.To Hold it Down in CF!
2. Got an invite at just the right time as I had just about given up on the TATE.
3. The ASIAN PORN of course.... (You guys don't see it?!  Ah well, sucks to be you.)

Been an Eagles fan since 89 where Randall and the Eagles won me $1 in that big comeback game against the taterskins (42-37)...(Thank God it was on instead of the Bills.)

I recognize a good number of names on here that were on the official EMB.... RS, FF, BigEd, Phreak, sean, NB (NoneBetta), PhillyGirl, etc.... these guys can vouch for me and tell you just how farged up I really am.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RomeyRome on October 23, 2003, 05:27:21 PM
Hold it down!! ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BrianWestbrook36 on December 30, 2003, 10:46:37 PM
I already got enough asian porn.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on December 31, 2003, 12:27:15 AM
Quote from: BrianWestbrook36 on December 30, 2003, 10:46:37 PM
I already got enough asian porn.

so why you peeking in here.   ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on January 07, 2004, 03:36:03 PM
lol...you can never have enough.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Soarhead on January 11, 2004, 04:11:29 PM
Name: KC aka Soarhead

Eagles fan only since '00, yeah, I'm a noob. Sue me.  :spank:

Why I'm here: I don't fit in anywhere else and I doubt if I'll fit in here.

Nice carpeting you have here though so I might try a little harder to conform.

Nah..
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on January 11, 2004, 09:13:54 PM
Quote from: Soarhead on January 11, 2004, 04:11:29 PM
Name: KC aka Soarhead

Eagles fan only since '00, yeah, I'm a noob. Sue me.  :spank:



so what team were you a fan of before? or are you new to the NFL.   ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on January 11, 2004, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: Soarhead on January 11, 2004, 04:11:29 PMWhy I'm here: I don't fit in anywhere else and I doubt if I'll fit in here.

So do you have a red nose or do you want to be a dentist?  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Soarhead on January 12, 2004, 05:52:53 AM
Quote

so what team were you a fan of before? or are you new to the NFL.   ;)

I live in New England but I detest Boston sports teams.

Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Soarhead on January 12, 2004, 05:58:34 AM
Quote

So do you have a red nose or do you want to be a dentist?  ;)

With the missing front tooth, I won't drum up much business as a dentist. :=)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ballhawkdawk on January 22, 2004, 02:10:48 PM
Well, I guess that I should do this and get it over with :P

name: Dan
location: Longview, TX (fagin' cowboy country)
why i b here: got sick and freakin' tired of another fan site.

comments: First off....I hate the cowboys and country music, and no, I don't have a cowboy hat, so DON'T go there ;). If my posts are confusing and don't make any sense, don't worry, its not you, I never know what the hell I'm talking about ;D
Title: my turn...a little late
Post by: Wingspan on January 22, 2004, 04:01:07 PM
name: "these are not the droids you're looking for...move along"
alias: Wingspan
location: Strafford PA...philly burb
why I'm here: well i am hoping to witness another eagle board crash and burn in a fire full of hate, name calling, bashing and disrespect? ??? no wait...thats what happens at the last place i was at...i dont have a real reason for being here... i just want to be looved...is that soooo wrooong? or something like that. go birds!
Title: Re:my turn...a little late
Post by: General_Failure on January 22, 2004, 07:02:55 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on January 22, 2004, 04:01:07 PM
i just want to be looved...is that soooo wrooong?

Only when you start hanging around elementary schools in a van with blacked out windows.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagles76ersFan on January 28, 2004, 03:12:50 PM
Name: Doug

Board Name: Eagles76ersFan

Why I'm Here: the EMB Mods have a personal vendetta against me. And yes, I really believe that. Who gets banned 3 times? Seriously?????

Comments: Willie Green should start tonight for the Sixers; I'm gonna be a dad in 2 months; I'm a Na Brown fan; I hate Scott Norwood...a lot(I like the bills but just to clear things up: Eagles fan by heart, Bills fan by choice, so in the case of a Eagles/Bills SB, I want the Eagles to win. Ok?)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 28, 2004, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: Eagles76ersFan on January 28, 2004, 03:12:50 PM
Eagles fan by heart, Bills fan by choice

Misery loves company.   ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagles76ersFan on January 28, 2004, 04:39:27 PM
You'd think misery would atleast want one superbowl....wouldn't you?!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:07:59 AM
Quote from: Eagles76ersFan on January 28, 2004, 03:12:50 PM...I'm gonna be a dad in 2 months ...

Did you find out what it is yet?  :)

P.S. -- as for the MOD thing, they stripped me of my admin abilities.  Apparently Dave suddenly remembered that it was only supposed to be a 2-week fill-in.... *PG face*
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 02, 2004, 01:16:35 AM
Ed, you're a Mod?  :o ;)

Did I see a Mod 9 and 10 now? *Duplicate PG Face*
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:37:07 AM
There's no mod #9, but there's a modX now....
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 02, 2004, 01:44:40 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:37:07 AM
There's no mod #9, but there's a modX now....

Roman Numeral X = 10  ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:49:21 AM
oh, so that's why the Super Bowl logos have all those letters, eh?  ;D

MOD10 is a good guy and should do a pretty good job....
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 02, 2004, 01:53:09 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:49:21 AM
oh, so that's why the Super Bowl logos have all those letters, eh?  ;D

MOD10 is a good guy and should do a pretty good job....

It's Andy, right ;)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagles76ersFan on February 02, 2004, 05:58:57 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 02, 2004, 01:07:59 AM
Quote from: Eagles76ersFan on January 28, 2004, 03:12:50 PM...I'm gonna be a dad in 2 months ...

Did you find out what it is yet?  :)

P.S. -- as for the MOD thing, they stripped me of my admin abilities.  Apparently Dave suddenly remembered that it was only supposed to be a 2-week fill-in.... *PG face*

yea, it's a girl. so that means no future felon until i have a boy (plese god). :) gotta raise a girl nicely.  man what's the world comming to when people like me are becomming dads. something is really wrong with that.

P.S. yeah whatever RigEd. ;)

and why the hell does emb need 10 mods? how's my favorite mod doing?
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on February 05, 2004, 09:04:33 PM
He just came back after a 2-month hiatus...  :P
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 23, 2004, 12:31:32 PM
I prefer syrup!
Title: Hey! I see ya over there, lurking on yer 'puter!
Post by: dpierce on April 23, 2004, 11:53:23 AM
Tell us about yourself!

Welcome to  :CF, which is spreading across the 'Net faster than the Melissa virus! Here's the place where you can post some info about yourself, like when you became aware of the site and how you became an Iggs fan. Feel free PM me about other things, like your Social Security Numbers, credit card numbers, and bank account information.
Title: Re:Hey! I see ya over there, lurking on yer 'puter!
Post by: General_Failure on April 23, 2004, 01:16:14 PM
Quote from: dpierce on April 23, 2004, 11:53:23 AM
Welcome to  :CF, which is spreading across the 'Net faster than the Melissa virus!

Jeez man, welcome to 2001. :)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on April 23, 2004, 02:33:59 PM
Someone's gotta try to get this thread a little love, right? ;D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: cowboyhater on April 23, 2004, 03:00:38 PM
Sure, you get me to click on the thread with the nice header and there's no Porn. Well here goes anyway

Cowboyhater

Located Northeastern Pa.

I've been a eagles fan for so long that I wouldn't be surprised if, when I was born, the amniotic fluid was green.
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 10, 2004, 12:12:55 PM
Name: seabiscuit36

Why im here?  I like asian porn, and love the birds,and got tired of fighting idiot cowboy fans on about football board...

Location:Middletown,DE

Was born an eagles fan, really took over when i met reggie and jerome at age 10 at an autograph session.  Now the birds are on my mind every farging day....
Found this board before the draft and havent left since...
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RomeyRome on June 29, 2004, 07:47:04 PM
Quote from: Eagles76ersFan on February 02, 2004, 05:58:57 PM

and why the hell does emb need 10 mods? how's my favorite mod doing?

Ohhhhhh I don't know, maybe because there are thousands of crazy maniacs on that board 24 hours a day spitting nonsense and fighting. :D

Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on June 29, 2004, 09:21:34 PM
Jesus! I knew you were slow, but I didn't know it was counted in months! :o
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on July 19, 2004, 04:30:30 PM
Name: Yeti
Real name: Dave
Location: Northeast suburbs of Philly
Why I am Here:  To read the thoughts of the people I consider "my tribe".  I've survived the trials and tribulations of being an Eagles Fan for 33 years.  I like to put pictures in my posts.  I like girls.  The two often mix.  I posted on EMB for a few years under a different name, but it grew tiresome.  Stumbled on this board and liked it.  My friends call me Yeti because I bought 62 acres in the Northeast Kingdom and my wife and I spend our vacations up there running around in the woods naked.  I'm pissed that I read 17 pages and didn't see one hot Asian chick.

So for the rest of the Newbies like me.....here you go!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Peiti+Feng/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.mattcompton.net/Pics/peiti.jpg)
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on August 04, 2004, 04:13:06 PM
Name: Mike
Alias: EL
Location: Burbs/Wake Forest, depending on time of year of course.

Why I'm here:  Can't stand the official site.  700level is good, but doesn't have quite enough traffic, and I can only take so many Skins fans at one time.   :boom

First time breathing into a paperbag:  Tommy Hutton.  Parents threatened to never allow me to watch another Eagles game if I was going to act like that after each loss.   The only thing worse than tunafish is Merril Hoge.   >:(
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: RomeyRome on August 04, 2004, 04:37:14 PM
agreed on the Hoge comment.  Welcome, and unfortunately there is no asian porn afterall :D
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on August 04, 2004, 04:40:20 PM
Welcome, EL!
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 06, 2004, 11:15:48 PM
I'm all about quality contributions (http://i'm%20all%20about%20quality%20contributions)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Call me Ishmael on August 20, 2004, 01:41:53 AM
No, my real name is not Ishmael.  Yes, I am a literary nerd who appreciates the work of Herman Melville. 

Why am I here?  Because there isn't friendly, and more importantly, intelligent Eagles discussion to be had elswhere.

One of my fondest memories of the Philadelphia Eagles came off the field.  Jerome Brown and a bunch of other players came to my high school to play a charity basketball game against our teachers.   I'll never forget how personable Jerome was as the official cheerleader, his massive frame lumbering up and down the sideline in a mini-skirt so as to rouse the already raucous crowd; nor will I forget the expression of horror which twisted my gym teacher's face when Fred Barnett sprinted down the court and dunked right over him.  That was utterly priceless.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 20, 2004, 01:49:26 AM
Welcome aboard Ish.  You got here just in time for the unveiling of the new board.   :D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 01:36:06 PM
Blasphemy?  Speak not to me of blasphemy.  I'd strike the sun if it insulted me!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 21, 2004, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 01:36:06 PM
Blasphemy?  Speak not to me of blasphemy. 

I would prefer not to. ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 04:03:21 PM
Oh, put away your cross.  I'm quoting Melville.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on August 21, 2004, 04:15:06 PM
I don't remember the story, but "I would prefer not to" is also a classical literary quote.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 21, 2004, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 04:03:21 PM
Oh, put away your cross.  I'm quoting Melville.

Dio to leave you off easy and tell you to read Bartelby the Scrivner by...none other than Herman Melville.  Pompous ass...oppps i lied.  And god doesn't like that.  Im a blasphemer :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!

edit:  a pompous one! 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 21, 2004, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!

edit:  a pompous one! 

Haha your my boy Dio.  Its a good short story anyway.  You should check it out just for enjoyment.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 21, 2004, 08:22:26 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)

BANG! Dynamite dropin. :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 09:01:21 PM
Quote from: New Green Monster on August 21, 2004, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 21, 2004, 05:57:57 PM
I am an ass!  From the mountaintops, I am an ASS!
edit:  a pompous one! 
Haha your my boy Dio. Its a good short story anyway. You should check it out just for enjoyment.

Worst of all, I've read it.  Twice.  Just didn't make the connection, because I'm a Pompous Ass.   :-[
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on August 23, 2004, 11:09:27 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 21, 2004, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 21, 2004, 01:31:35 PM
Arg.  Im glad to finally see ya Ishmael.  Will ya help me find the whale that did this to me leg?

Lemme guess Yeti.....it was a Sperm Whale wasn't it?  :-D ;)

Et tu Brute?

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Manta de Sarcoptes on August 23, 2004, 12:02:41 PM
Hello. My name is Welfare Fraud. You can call me Welfare Fraud.

I like football. ???
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 23, 2004, 05:11:33 PM
Whats up dude.  I shall call you DOS for drain on society.  GO EAGLES! :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on August 26, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Welfare fraud, your avatar looks like my friday nights.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on August 27, 2004, 01:10:48 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 26, 2004, 04:46:00 PM
Welfare fraud, your avatar looks like my friday nights.

WTF is that? A ghost? ???
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Dillen on September 04, 2004, 12:05:56 AM
Ed told me to mention im an Astros fan.  :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 04, 2004, 12:11:14 AM
Dillen is another regular from EMB and is an Eagles/Astros fan like Mad Lad...  :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on September 04, 2004, 01:26:00 AM
need more info than that!!!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Dillen on September 04, 2004, 11:39:01 AM
Quote from: MURP on September 04, 2004, 01:26:00 AM
need more info than that!!!
I am Mike Dillen. Astros. Eagles. EMB. Suspended.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on September 04, 2004, 12:35:51 PM
lol, gotcha.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 04, 2004, 12:39:31 PM
Welcome to the board.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on September 06, 2004, 09:09:28 PM
I havent done this yet.  I lurk too much in the Eagles Section.

Name: StevieLeftCollege
Alias: SLC
Location: South Philadelphia, few blocks from the Linc
Why I'm here: I hear there is real football talk here without name calling.

Comments: I have been an Eagles Fan since I was born.  My parents had me in baby gear and I watched games with them.  I dont think that really counts though since I had no clue what was going on.  I was into the Eagles in the late 80s and early 90s.  I think there was a brief time that I didnt watch them as much sometime around the eagle of 14 or 15 but I still followed them.  I became an addict around 1997 when I was 17.


Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Dillen on September 06, 2004, 10:01:17 PM
Name: Dillen37
Alias: Dullen
Location: Rochester NY
Why I'm here: Ed gave me a board to trol- er, stay at while im suspended at EMB.

Comments-
Better then TATE :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 08:05:47 AM
Quote from: Dillen37 on September 06, 2004, 10:01:17 PM
Name: Dillen37
Alias: Dullen
Location: Rochester NY
Why I'm here: Ed gave me a board to trol- er, stay at while im suspended at EMB.

Comments-
Better then TATE :paranoid


So, you'll be leaving once you can post there again?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 12:04:09 PM
I see flashman5000 is the newest member.  Another of the EMB gang...  :paranoid

I think most are venturing over because they hate the Eagles talk on EMB.....  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 12:04:58 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 12:04:09 PM
I see flashman5000 is the newest member.  Another of the EMB gang...  :paranoid

I think most are venturing over because they hate the Eagles talk on EMB.....  :yay

How do you think we started 4 years ago?  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 12:14:27 PM
Well yeah, but I'm talking about the current group that hangs out in the off-topic section over there...  ;D

I'm surprised some of them actually know anything about football...  :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Dillen on September 07, 2004, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 08:05:47 AM
So, you'll be leaving once you can post there again?
Basically for Whats Up and thats it, Eagles talk will be here.


Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: Dillen37 on September 07, 2004, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 08:05:47 AM
So, you'll be leaving once you can post there again?
Basically for Whats Up and thats it, Eagles talk will be here.




Our general talk ain't too shabby either.  :P
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Dillen on September 07, 2004, 04:53:46 PM
But there's no lunch topics :-\ :(
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Anthony on September 07, 2004, 05:02:04 PM
Name: Anthony
Alias: Anthrax, Thrax, Your Mother
Why im here: Dillen37 is sexy (http://www.getfreebb.com/members/html/emoticons/wub.gif)
Comments: Why helo thar buttsecks!!1
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 05:15:08 PM
Thrax!  8)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Anthony on September 07, 2004, 05:16:13 PM
 :-\   

....


;)

Its all good. ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 05:41:52 PM
I'm not a MOD here, so do whatever you want....  :-D  >:D :paranoid :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on September 07, 2004, 05:42:15 PM
Quote from: Anthony on September 07, 2004, 05:02:04 PM
Name: Anthony
Alias: Anthrax, Thrax, Your Mother
Why im here: Dillen37 is sexy (http://www.getfreebb.com/members/html/emoticons/wub.gif)
Comments: Why helo thar buttsecks!!1



You had me at Hello (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=11995.0)  ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 05:46:43 PM
Quick review for ya, Thrax:  other than Dragoon_Kain/AI/Roc, who goes by BrianWestbrook36 here, everyone else that ventured over from EMB has the same name here....  :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Anthony on September 07, 2004, 05:50:37 PM
Thanks Edward. :)

And I need help picking an avatar since this board doesnt allow swf's. :-X
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 07, 2004, 06:30:17 PM
Christ. I've already got to sit through five minutes of (name omitted)'s avatar and sig loading. You want me to wait through a farging flash movie, too?!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 06:30:48 PM
 :-D  Get off the dialup!  :D

You can't link to them, Thrax?  ???
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 07, 2004, 06:34:30 PM
Believe me, if I had an option other than "Comcast, no lube" I'd switch. :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 08:07:05 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on September 07, 2004, 05:46:43 PM
Quick review for ya, Thrax:  other than Dragoon_Kain/AI/Roc, who goes by BrianWestbrook36 here, everyone else that ventured over from EMB has the same name here....  :)

One can only assume that there are 3 names for a reason....lol
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:00:40 PM
well, when i get a pm inviting me to some "asian porn" by gf, i have to take him up on it........ out of plain curiosity if nothing else. :)

name: hailskins666

alias: hs, or evil hog

location: fedex field, section 452, row 26, seats 11 & 12 or in english, the nosebleeds (actually reside in greenville nc)

hobbies: taterskins football, anyone playing the cowpukes' may they rot in hell, freakin crack babies', and pissing off people who think they are better than everyone else(if you think this applies to you, it probably does (http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/mad/1437.gif))

comments: as much as gf makes me laugh at thehogs.net, i figured i'd check him out in his own house. cool board you guys have here. so far only one of you have lived up to the bad rep that eagles fans have, and if that fits...... you can kiss my (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck13.gif) too!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on September 07, 2004, 09:11:23 PM
I didn't know smilely faces had pants.  Welcome.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: New Green Monster on September 07, 2004, 09:11:23 PM
I didn't know smilely faces had pants.  Welcome.
just over their ass. ;) and thanx for the welcome.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on September 07, 2004, 09:26:00 PM
welcome satan worshipping taterskin.   >:D  maybe lucifer be with he skins when they burn in hell this year. 
>:D ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: mussa on September 07, 2004, 09:26:00 PM
welcome satan worshipping taterskin.   >:D  maybe lucifer be with he skins when they burn in hell this year. 
>:D ;)
we're gonna burn up something, just not sure what it is yet. ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 11:30:36 PM
Quote from: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:00:40 PM
so far only one of you have lived up to the bad rep that eagles fans have

And it wasn't me? woooohoooo!

A first for everything.  >:D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 07, 2004, 11:32:07 PM
It was you. He told me so.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2004, 11:36:00 PM
Oh, ok...carry on then. Nothing new to see here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on September 08, 2004, 03:54:37 PM
Quote from: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:00:40 PM
so far only one of you have lived up to the bad rep that eagles fans have


Farg off Devil boy.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2004, 06:37:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on September 08, 2004, 03:54:37 PM
Quote from: hailskins666 on September 07, 2004, 09:00:40 PM
so far only one of you have lived up to the bad rep that eagles fans have


Farg off Devil boy.

Calm down, Chuggie Jr. :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hailskins666 on September 08, 2004, 09:05:22 PM
well, that makes 2 idiots. and philly girl, you're cool in my book. gf was just trying to make me look worse than i already do. ;) unfortunantly, you don't count as one of the 2. 8)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2004, 09:06:37 PM
Why must you ruin my fun, you bastich. :P
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Father Demon on September 08, 2004, 09:28:11 PM
Welcome hs...   That's gotta mean something from Demon to Satan   >:D

I spent a year in Greenville -- went to ECU, drank way too much, and actually lowered my first semester's GPA of 1.2 to a 0.8 in my second semester.  Then got pulled out by the parents, and spent four years being a "mispent youth" before jioinging the USAF..

ECU.  Ahh yes... good times!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 08, 2004, 09:34:02 PM
Now would be the perfect time for SatansGotHerpes to show up.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hailskins666 on September 08, 2004, 09:43:39 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 08, 2004, 09:06:37 PM
Why must you ruin my fun, you bastich. :P
she suffered long enough :-D

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on September 08, 2004, 09:28:11 PM
Welcome hs...   That's gotta mean something from Demon to Satan   >:D

I spent a year in Greenville -- went to ECU, drank way too much, and actually lowered my first semester's GPA of 1.2 to a 0.8 in my second semester.  Then got pulled out by the parents, and spent four years being a "mispent youth" before jioinging the USAF..

ECU.  Ahh yes... good times!
cool. thanks for the welcome. 5th street seems to do that to so many GPA's.  :-D  (http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink13.gif)
cheers.(http://techhelpers.net/e4u/drink/trink13.gif)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: since75 on October 19, 2004, 03:23:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 08:32:58 PM

Quote I'm currently in week 8 of my NES Tecmo Bowl season...Thanks for caring...

Tecmo Bowl is one of the greatest football games EVER created!

Blocking field goals/extra points and running back kickoffs with walter payton(if I remember correctly). Bo Jackson was a stud as well.

Do they still sell the old nintendo system?

McMahon and Payton had that one timing pattern that could not be stopped, no matter what anyone did! Bo Jackson just ran over everybody! Tecmo Bowl was the BOMB!
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: Wingspan on October 19, 2004, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: since75 on October 19, 2004, 03:23:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 08:32:58 PM

Quote I'm currently in week 8 of my NES Tecmo Bowl season...Thanks for caring...

Tecmo Bowl is one of the greatest football games EVER created!

Blocking field goals/extra points and running back kickoffs with walter payton(if I remember correctly). Bo Jackson was a stud as well.

Do they still sell the old nintendo system?

McMahon and Payton had that one timing pattern that could not be stopped, no matter what anyone did! Bo Jackson just ran over everybody! Tecmo Bowl was the BOMB!

honest question here 75...when you first came onto this board, you said you didnt have time to read all the answers of a trivia question to see where the answer was given (esp, the ones that were on the 2nd line of the post)...but now you just replied to a post that is over 3 years old?

LOL

ok..so maybe that wasnt a question..just an observation worth pointing out.  ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: since75 on October 19, 2004, 04:40:46 PM
Why Not?

Name: Since75
Real name: Kennedy
Location: Greensboro, NC
Why I am here: EMB moderators are homos. Why have a message board if you can only say what they want you to say. They can bite me.

I am a North Carolinian with Philadelphia roots. I was born in NE Philly, and watched my first season from beginning to end at age 5 (hence since75). After that, I moved to Mount Laurel...and then to North Jersey...and finally to North Carolina by age 10. Outside of my immediate family, every relation I have is still in the Philly area.

I grew up in NC...but my family are Philly through and through. My older Brother and Sister grew up there. I went "home to Philly" every day after school...LOL. I am the only one who didn't. I love it down here...but I have my loyalties that will not be broken. From the days of Roman Gabriel, through the era of Jaws, the Cunningham period, with stops at 2Detmers and a Hoying...right through DMAC and onto whomever is next...this man bleeds midnight green (had to get a transfusion to get rid of the old Kelly Green blood).

I am living proof that you can take the boy out of Philly...but you will NEVER take his Iggles away from him! I have been in this for a long time, folks...a VERY long time.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on October 20, 2004, 05:33:47 PM
Jesus christ...is that post over 3 years old? :o Where has my lfie gone? :'(
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: since75 on October 20, 2004, 05:41:06 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on October 19, 2004, 03:49:41 PM
Quote from: since75 on October 19, 2004, 03:23:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 08:32:58 PM

Quote I'm currently in week 8 of my NES Tecmo Bowl season...Thanks for caring...

Tecmo Bowl is one of the greatest football games EVER created!

Blocking field goals/extra points and running back kickoffs with walter payton(if I remember correctly). Bo Jackson was a stud as well.

Do they still sell the old nintendo system?

McMahon and Payton had that one timing pattern that could not be stopped, no matter what anyone did! Bo Jackson just ran over everybody! Tecmo Bowl was the BOMB!

honest question here 75...when you first came onto this board, you said you didnt have time to read all the answers of a trivia question to see where the answer was given (esp, the ones that were on the 2nd line of the post)...but now you just replied to a post that is over 3 years old?

LOL

ok..so maybe that wasnt a question...just an observation worth pointing out.  ;D

No, I didn't know that...but who cares? I use this board to pass the time of day when nothing is doing at work. Sometimes...there's just nothing new...so I look for old shtein that might be interesting. Why...would ANYONE possible take the time to give a shtein if I responded to an old thread, that is the real question.

Thread "too old" for you to want to revisit...here's a hint...don't farging read it. I swear, some of you guys are worse than women the way you look for the most irrelevant shtein to bitch about.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on October 28, 2004, 10:42:02 AM
(note to self... taking even good-natured jabs not 75's strong suit....)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Steelers86 on November 03, 2004, 10:59:38 PM
Name: Steelers86
Real name: Jason
Location: Dallas, TX
Why I am here: Upcoming Steelers-Eagles game. Also I like good discussions with fans of other teams

I love the Steelers and started to when I saw the best player in the game, Hines Ward, play. He is a great player and is very tough. He will put his body on the line for the team, and thats what I love about him. Thats the "86" part in my name. Nothin else, just a high school student who knows alot about football! Here's to good talk, but trash talk will be accepted :P ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: cyberstorm on November 03, 2004, 11:22:56 PM
Name:Cyberstorm
Real name: Chris
Location: Tampa,Fla
Why I am here:Well,I have been a member of almost every incarnation of EaglesMB since the 2000 season(when I got online),was invited by quite a few of you to come on over,so,years later,I finally remembered to.I like to give an unbiased blue point of view of thing,but you will probably find me hanging out in the non football sections as its a good way for me to pimp my band,LOL.
I'm known as ShockeyStorm on Giants.com(i'm kinda a(sexual-organ-located-in-the-lower-abdominal-area-head) there,as,because,while I behave like a houseguest on opposing teams sites,I will defend my message board(no matter how lame it is),the rare times I do post there),as my normal screen name has been officially retired (Banned forever ) there,and Cyberstorm on just about every forum I visit
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 09, 2004, 03:36:26 PM
Name:  geowhizzer

Real name: Richard (or Rich for short)

Location: Naples, FL

Why I am here:  I stumbled onto this site trying to look up good Eagles websites at the beginning of the season. 

Comments:  I'm a transplanted Pennsylvanian (born in Ephrata, grew up in Honey Brook and Glenmoore, graduated from Downingtown HS), and have been following the Eagles since the 1980 season (No bandwagon comments, please!  I was 9 at the time and it was the first time I had ever seen football.  I can't help it they went to the Super Bowl that year.  ;D).  I suffered through my college years at Eastern College in the early 1990s (my best friend was a Cowboys fan) and have followed the Eagles through good years, bad years, and even through the Rich Kotite years.  Heck, the year I bought the Sunday ticket package was the year the Eagles went 3-13, and I watched every frickin' game (my wife said after spending $200 or whatever it was then, I was going to watch it if it killed me!).

Anyway, it's good to be able to talk some Eagles football, with actual Eagles fans!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: jockularfiasco on November 10, 2004, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: geowhizzer on November 09, 2004, 03:36:26 PM
Name:  geowhizzer

Real name: Richard (or Rich for short)

Location: Naples, FL

Why I am here:  I stumbled onto this site trying to look up good Eagles websites at the beginning of the season. 

Comments:  I'm a transplanted Pennsylvanian (born in Ephrata, grew up in Honey Brook and Glenmoore, graduated from Downingtown HS), and have been following the Eagles since the 1980 season (No bandwagon comments, please!  I was 9 at the time and it was the first time I had ever seen football.  I can't help it they went to the Super Bowl that year.  ;D).  I suffered through my college years at Eastern College in the early 1990s (my best friend was a Cowboys fan) and have followed the Eagles through good years, bad years, and even through the Rich Kotite years.  Heck, the year I bought the Sunday ticket package was the year the Eagles went 3-13, and I watched every frickin' game (my wife said after spending $200 or whatever it was then, I was going to watch it if it killed me!).

Anyway, it's good to be able to talk some Eagles football, with actual Eagles fans!

8)
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: mcnabbfan788 on November 19, 2004, 10:00:45 AM
Quote from: FK on November 06, 2001, 08:12:55 AM
Name: FK
Real Name: Frank
Location: Mandeville, LA.
Why I'm Here: A perfect blend of serious football talk and humour makes a good read (besides Hoyda's here!  ;D )
Comments: Been a fan since '79 (Jaws, Wilbert, & Carmichael are still my all-time faves). Probaly have more Eagles cards then all ya (Cripes, For the last time does anyone else collect??? I have tons of dupes and would like to trade). I still drop in on the official board just to see what it has become  ::) I can also be found on E-Fan's board. I went from old-school Metalhead to drummer in a punk band (Anyone in South Jersey ever hear of "Black Friday"?) Now I'm just old, fat & married  :-/ .Now that I'm "outted" as a lurker I should post more but probaly won't 'coz I'm too damn lazy  :flipoff But please keep on posting gang, You're a good group here and it keeps me up to date on the goings on back home whilst I languish in the bayous of Louisiana. :)

I got a lot of cards of every sport, including a poopload of eagles, but I live nowhere near louisiana, I live on the Eatsren Shore of maryland, with all these Raven liking retards. :boom
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: FK on November 21, 2004, 07:01:29 AM
LOL! Ya know, That reminds me.......I really need to update that!  :-D

Name: FK
Real Name: Frank
Location: near Cape May, N.J.

Why I'm Here: A perfect blend of serious football talk and humour makes a good read (besides Hoyda used to be here!  :-D  )

Comments: Been a fan since '79 (Jaws, Wilbert, & Carmichael are still my all-time faves). Probaly have more Eagles cards then all ya ( still even though I stopped collecting last year). I went from old-school Metalhead to drummer in a punk band (now in The Sheckies www.thesheckies.com (http://www.thesheckies.com) ). Now I'm just old, fat & seperated. Now that I'm "outted" as a lurker I should post more but probaly won't 'coz I'm too damn lazy (still true!  ;D ). But please keep on posting gang, You're a good group here and it keeps me up to date on the goings on whilst I languish in the swamps of Jersey.  :D

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on December 13, 2004, 06:47:37 PM
Yesterday was my birthday. I am one CF-year old today....

i will be expecting gifts

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Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on December 19, 2004, 11:09:21 AM
Should we contact child services?

QuoteJoe Simpson, the former Baptist minister turned manager of daughters Jessica and Ashlee, doesn't shy way from talking about his offspring's physical assets. " Jessica never tries to be sexy," Simpson tells GQ. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" Simpson also volunteered that he modified the part Ashlee will play in upcoming movie Wannabe. In the original script, Ashlee's character was gay. "I changed it," Simpson says. "It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian,' and I'm like, 'That's true, but not her first role.' She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

Odd way to talk about your daughter, buddy.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on December 19, 2004, 11:15:21 AM
lab-rats.  thats sick for him to say that about his daughter. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on December 19, 2004, 11:17:37 AM
If he talking about his daughter like that now, imagine what he did to her when she was 12 and they were alone.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on December 19, 2004, 11:20:57 AM
Quote from: MDS on December 19, 2004, 11:17:37 AM
If he talking about his daughter like that now, imagine what he did to her when she was 12 and they were alone.

baaad, baaad things.  he prob removed part of their brains so they don't remember.  that would explain why they are both idiots too.   :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: AP on December 20, 2004, 07:12:54 PM
Name: AP
Real Name: AlwaysPhilly
Location: near Cape May, N.J.

Why I'm Here:Because I'm a message board junkie and I need it like a crack head needs crack ::)


Yep, I'm the same AP from the EMB. Here to srpead my good will and cheery disposition among my fellow Eagles fans. Probably piss some people off in the process
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NorCalBirdz on December 22, 2004, 04:58:09 PM
Name:NorCalBirdz
Real Name:Jordan
Location:Sacramento

Why I'm Here: Because the EMB craps out every Sunday or whenever there's some significant news.  The TATE is obviously filled with alot of moronic statements and the What's Up section has turned(mostly) into garbage(Ex. 1=Grateful Dead thread)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 22, 2004, 05:03:32 PM
AP and NorCal...hope you guys stick around even when the EMB is up.  :yay

Welcome aboard.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Steel Reserve on December 29, 2004, 11:05:02 PM
Name: Steel Reserve
Alias: SR
Location: Drexel Hill
Why I'm here: Tired of the Pads, Spams, and moronic posts on the EMB

Comments: I am a Penn State Fan ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 29, 2004, 11:15:37 PM
QuoteComments: I am a Penn State Fan 

Carefull with that, there are some serious haters around here :paranoid

We are Penn State!!!!

Welcome to the board!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:18:00 PM
Name : Hollywood
Location : St Louis
Why I am here....I check teams boards from time to time just to see what was going on.  This looked like a very active board with alot of good talk so I decided to join.  I've seen the way outsiders get treated and I'm hoping to break that mold.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on January 05, 2005, 04:19:33 PM
Gene the Giants fan already broke that mold 3 years ago.  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Father Demon on January 05, 2005, 04:20:24 PM
Quote from: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:18:00 PM
Name : Hollywood
Location : St Louis
Why I am here....I check teams boards from time to time just to see what was going on.  This looked like a very active board with alot of good talk so I decided to join.  I've seen the way outsiders get treated and I'm hoping to break that mold.

Welcome, 'Wood...    great to see a fellow St. Louisan here

Now, we just need to convert your fandom.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:20:26 PM
Kurt Warner?  Is that you?

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on January 05, 2005, 04:21:47 PM
There are a few 'insiders' that get the treatment as well. So, like my psychotherapist advised me when picking up on crackwhores....just be yourself! :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:20:26 PM
Kurt?  Is that you?




No, not Kurt.  Just a guy that hopes for the safety of the Dallas Cowboys defense.  Not that I care if they get hurt, just not killed.  Too much money riding on it.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:20:26 PM
Kurt?  Is that you?




No, not Kurt.  Just a guy that hopes for the safety of the Dallas Cowboys defense.  Not that I care if they get hurt, just not killed.  Too much money riding on it.

I'm impressed. 
Let me know when you are in town, I will teach you the "secret handshake."
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:52:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:46:32 PM
Quote from: Hollywood on January 05, 2005, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Yeti on January 05, 2005, 04:20:26 PM
Kurt?  Is that you?




No, not Kurt.  Just a guy that hopes for the safety of the Dallas Cowboys defense.  Not that I care if they get hurt, just not killed.  Too much money riding on it.

I'm impressed. 
Let me know when you are in town, I will teach you the "secret handshake."



Don't think I will be in town anytime soon.  I have several warrants for my arrest on charges everywhere from desecrating a cheesesteak while dressed as Joan Collins, to impersonating a llama, to this issue with a goat that I don't want to get into.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Gene on January 05, 2005, 10:41:01 PM
Quote from: MURP on January 05, 2005, 04:19:33 PM
Gene the Giants fan already broke that mold 3 years ago.  ;)

Yeah, and you guys still have me picking up the pieces!  :flipoff


Quotethis issue with a goat that I don't want to get into.

That goats name wouldn't happen to be Brenda would it?   :paranoid 

:=)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 06, 2005, 08:01:25 AM
Have no fear, Hollywood. It's not "outsiders" who have been kicked to the curb...it's generally just people who don't know how to behave, regardless of their fan affiliation. Have fun, don't piss too many people off, and you can stay as long as you like.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Hollywood on January 06, 2005, 10:27:01 AM
Nah, thats not me.  I just like to talk to good people and if I get to talk sports, even better.  According to Demon, there are some good people here, so I figured I'd check it out.  Not here to start anything, I'm more of a hockey fan anyways.  I do love my football though.

As I said in another post, I am a big Rams fan and will be rooting for them on Sat and hopefully the next Sunday.  I'm praying that the Eagles next game will be against the Rams.  And believe me, I am prepared to take the bashing and the ribbing after the Eagles smoke us.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on January 11, 2005, 05:16:31 PM
here's a avatar selection to the latest member as of 1/11/05

(http://www.geniusloci.co.uk/images/greenrock.jpg)

edit 1/13..this seems stupid now, huh?

well for those that missed out on this comic gem, the new member at the time was MidnightGreenRocks....get it? MIDNIGHT GREEN ROCKS... :-D ...sigh....
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on January 20, 2005, 09:49:52 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on January 11, 2005, 05:16:31 PM....get it? MIDNIGHT GREEN ROCKS... :-D ...sigh....


Now I do.  :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on February 19, 2005, 02:43:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 05, 2001, 06:02:27 PM

I think this board is missing a key thread. One that normally would have been started as soon as people first started posting here, but everybody already knew everybody. That's right, it's the "who the hell are you and why the farg are you here" thread. Now that we've got a few new folks hanging around this is probably a good time to start it.




I seen some new people lately.

Here is the format:

QuoteName:
Alias:
Location:
Why I'm here:

Comments:
 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 21, 2005, 10:11:25 AM
Name: Scott
Alias: MadMarchHare
Location: Gurnee, IL
Why I'm here:  Because the EMB blows dead moose cock.  Also, there are some funny sumbitches on this website (I still LMAO every time I think of "Scratch harder"). :-D

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on February 21, 2005, 05:23:34 PM
I missed that one...what was Scratch Harder?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MadMarchHare on February 23, 2005, 09:14:46 AM
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=13517.0
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 02, 2005, 09:19:25 PM
Name: PhillyPhanInDC
Alias: Drew
Location: D.C Metro Area
Why I'm here: Tired of talking to know nothing taterskins fans. Have been a browsing  :o this board for awhile, have had my stomach hurt from laughing, been grossed out, shocked, and even informed. Who needs television? Thanks for having me.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 02, 2005, 09:20:49 PM
[Rodney Dangerfield]You never had me. And if you did, it wouldn't have been in the back of a cab[/Rodney Dangerfield]
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: JTrotter Fan on April 30, 2005, 08:48:36 PM
Hello to All.  My name is AJ.  I am a long time Eagles fan.  I think i first became an Eagles fan during that famous (or infamous) Fog Bowl in Chicago.  I was a Randall Cunningham addict back in the day. 

Anyway, i was searching for Eagles sites and somehow found this.  I definitely like the name of the forum.  Ahhhh, the good ol Vet. 

Unfortunately, i'm way down here in Waco, TX.  Yuck, Cowboys country.  I hate these pukes.  But, i'm proud to be wearing the Midnight Green down here in the heart of the Infidel!!  I look forward to posting on this amazing board and hope to have a lot of fun. 

AJ
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on May 01, 2005, 10:07:16 AM
welcome to the site Waco Kid. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on May 06, 2005, 02:39:53 PM
I already got a couple of potential icons for you, Waco Kid. :)

(http://beancounters.blogs.com/daydreams/images/blazewilder.jpg)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Cm4lnM4HI8J:www.skapunkandotherjunk.com/Media/Icons/iconimages/blazing_wacokid.gif)

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Phanatic on May 06, 2005, 02:44:56 PM
Quote from: dpierce on May 06, 2005, 02:39:53 PM
I already got a couple of potential icons for you, Waco Kid. :)


Welcome to the board Waco, and  :yay :yay on those icons!!

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Post by: JTrotter Fan on May 11, 2005, 09:59:23 PM
Quote from: dpierce on May 06, 2005, 02:39:53 PM
I already got a couple of potential icons for you, Waco Kid. :)

(http://beancounters.blogs.com/daydreams/images/blazewilder.jpg)

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Cm4lnM4HI8J:www.skapunkandotherjunk.com/Media/Icons/iconimages/blazing_wacokid.gif)



Hey, those are both really cool.  That cracked me up when i saw it.  Can i use them?
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Post by: Diomedes on May 11, 2005, 10:01:52 PM
Welcome to :CF!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on May 12, 2005, 03:56:14 AM
The sig pic is juuuust a little too tall.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dpierce on May 12, 2005, 02:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on May 11, 2005, 09:59:23 PM
Hey, those are both really cool. That cracked me up when i saw it. Can i use them?

Feel free. :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: JTrotter Fan on May 12, 2005, 08:42:50 PM
Thanks!!  I shortened up the sig pic with the smaller of the two.  Looks better. 

So is anyone else from Texas?  I'm only here for another few months...i'm just deciding if i'm going to move back east or to Cali.  I grew up in the Reading/West Lawn area.  I miss going to Eagles games. 
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 13, 2005, 12:40:39 AM
Waco,

I used to live in Central Texas. I spent 10 years living in Killeen, Austin and Huntsville. Used to come up to Waco a lot for school sports and then for the street races and cruises on ( I forget the name of the street now)...

I moved back to PA not too long ago. Still have a lot of friends down there though.
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Post by: mussa on May 13, 2005, 02:37:33 PM
welcome waco-- :sly
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on May 14, 2005, 10:47:12 PM
5th and lehigh represent

dust capital of the usa

rest my head in chocolate city now

holla!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Don Ho on May 16, 2005, 10:17:09 PM
Waco, aloha brother!  Waco Kid was one of my all time favorite characters.  Blazin Saddles, awesome!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 16, 2005, 10:32:02 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on May 16, 2005, 10:17:09 PM
Waco, aloha brother!  Waco Kid was one of my all time favorite characters.  Blazin Saddles, awesome!

One of my favorite movies.  30th anniversary DVD is out this year...  :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2005, 05:10:09 PM
rest my head in chocolate city now

Washington?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on May 24, 2005, 03:18:35 AM
Hershey, stupid.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on June 17, 2005, 12:21:07 PM
Sometimes I wish there really was asian porn in here. Actually, that's a lie. I always wish there really was asian porn in here. bastiches.
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Post by: mikey418 on June 17, 2005, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 14, 2005, 10:47:12 PM
5th and lehigh represent

dust capital of the usa

rest my head in chocolate city now

holla!

So did you grow up in Allentown IGY?  That would make a lot of sense....
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on July 23, 2005, 03:43:55 PM
look what i made!

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4260/ryanjames723056qk.jpg

well, the wife helped me out a little bit.  ;)

ryan james - born 7/18/05, 8 lbs 4 1/2 oz, 21 inches long....mom & baby are both healthy & doing great!  :yay :yay ;D
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Post by: Geowhizzer on July 23, 2005, 03:52:26 PM
Quote from: mhunt on July 23, 2005, 03:43:55 PM
look what i made!

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4260/ryanjames723056qk.jpg

well, the wife helped me out a little bit.  ;)

ryan james - born 7/18/05, 8 lbs 4 1/2 oz, 21 inches long....mom & baby are both healthy & doing great!  :yay :yay ;D

Congrats, Hunt!
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Post by: rjs246 on July 23, 2005, 03:53:39 PM
Another yankees fan? Just what we need.

Congrats.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 23, 2005, 04:05:05 PM
hunt, I didn't even know she was pregnant!! Congrats!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 23, 2005, 04:05:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 23, 2005, 04:05:05 PM
hunt, I didn't even know she was pregnant!! Congrats!

Neither did he. 

Congrats hunt.  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on July 25, 2005, 08:18:42 AM
Hey, congrats.  But doesn't the kid deserve better than a lousy post in the Asian Porn thread?  Should have been a good dad and given the boy a post of his very own. ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 25, 2005, 09:41:00 AM
Congratulations, Hunt.  At least it went smoother than this family's.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=971300
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on July 25, 2005, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on July 25, 2005, 09:41:00 AM
Congratulations, Hunt.  At least it went smoother than this family's.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=971300

That baby will be harrassed about this for its entire life.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: T_Section224 on July 25, 2005, 09:46:07 AM
way to go Hunt, I'm really happy for the two of you.  Now the fun begins...
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2005, 09:52:19 AM
Quote from: mhunt on July 23, 2005, 03:43:55 PM
look what i made!

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4260/ryanjames723056qk.jpg

well, the wife helped me out a little bit.  ;)

ryan james - born 7/18/05, 8 lbs 4 1/2 oz, 21 inches long....mom & baby are both healthy & doing great!  :yay :yay ;D

Hey man...congrats to you and your wife. :yay :yay

Just keep the pinstripes off the kid :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on July 25, 2005, 10:17:23 AM
minivan time!  :D

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Post by: StevieLeftCollege on July 25, 2005, 10:52:46 AM
congrats hunt!  cute baby, happy to hear everything is going well with the fam!

nice choice of name too. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on July 25, 2005, 11:51:01 AM
hunt, how come there's been no mention of it over on EMB?  ??? :-\
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on July 25, 2005, 11:54:09 AM
Maybe he's hoping the kid won't need special classes and will never have to see that place? :)
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Post by: Wingspan on July 25, 2005, 12:44:21 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 25, 2005, 11:51:01 AM
hunt, how come there's been no mention of it over on EMB?  ??? :-\

because then you would have to go explain how they made the baby...
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on July 25, 2005, 12:45:20 PM
Hunt doesn't post anything remotely serious over there. It's all nonsense and gibberish to get the flock riled up. Which is why they love him. Simps.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on July 25, 2005, 12:53:18 PM
I think the 76ers thread is the only spot where he's been serious...  ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on July 26, 2005, 12:18:03 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 25, 2005, 11:51:01 AM
hunt, how come there's been no mention of it over on EMB?  ??? :-\

i'm not one to draw attention to myself so i thought an understated post on here would be fine.  ;)


well, that plus all the reasons you guys gave.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on July 28, 2005, 01:14:51 AM
Quote from: mhunt on July 26, 2005, 12:18:03 PMi'm not one to draw attention to myself

:-D
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Post by: T_Section224 on July 28, 2005, 11:56:00 AM
i'm not buying that either hunt
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 28, 2005, 11:59:36 AM
Congrats Hunt!   :yay
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 01, 2005, 01:07:02 PM
James is a solid middle name.  Good choice.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on August 03, 2005, 11:46:09 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 01, 2005, 01:07:02 PM
James is a solid middle name.  Good choice.

it certainly is.............and i'm not just saying that because it's mine too.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: T_Section224 on August 04, 2005, 10:27:18 AM
Quote from: mhunt on August 03, 2005, 11:46:09 AMit certainly is.............and i'm not just saying that because it's mine too.
it's also my son's and my middle name
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on August 04, 2005, 10:28:01 AM
And mine. We're all identical middle name twins. Which is gay.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 04, 2005, 10:38:13 AM
Mine too.  As for the gay part, speak for yourselves.  :D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 10:55:46 AM
Adventure is my middle name.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on August 04, 2005, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 10:55:46 AM
Adventure is my middle name.

First name Anal?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on August 04, 2005, 11:35:46 AM
You know it, baby.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: NGM on August 04, 2005, 01:52:48 PM
James is my middle name too.  :paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: T_Section224 on August 04, 2005, 04:29:52 PM
ok, this is getting weird
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 04, 2005, 04:36:51 PM
Yikes.  I think I have to change my middle name now.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: T_Section224 on August 04, 2005, 07:22:07 PM
me too, anyone here named leroy?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on August 05, 2005, 08:26:35 PM
nope!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DoomKitty on August 07, 2005, 12:59:35 PM
where's the asian porn ?

How disappointing.  :boom

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Post by: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:22:11 PM
Doom!
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Post by: DoomKitty on August 07, 2005, 01:24:53 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:22:11 PM
Doom!

G!

Is this the forum you are being a Go Whore at?  >:D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:25:49 PM
Maaaybe.
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Post by: DoomKitty on August 07, 2005, 01:26:51 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:25:49 PM
Maaaybe.

Tee hee...I can't find any Go whorish posts!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:27:52 PM
Look under the man with the malt liquor.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DoomKitty on August 07, 2005, 01:29:40 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 07, 2005, 01:27:52 PM
Look under the man with the malt liquor.


hahaha that cracks me up  >:D

Good idea!
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Post by: RezRob on August 18, 2005, 12:20:00 PM
 :cfhead Name: Rob or "Ski" Polish last name.  :cfhead
:cfhead 29 /GreenBay Area WI /Computer guy :cfhead

:cfhead Why I'm here: Huge Eagle fan grew up across the bridge in Paulsboro, NJ when I was a kid. I moved around alot but always stayed faithful to the Green. I live in Wisconsin now and love it when we whoop the Packers and all that is NFC North teams.

:cfhead Favorite player: D-mac, than Dawk, Big Hugh is the sentimental Fav. I love Fred Barnett, Randall, and Reggie from the past.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: scarslet on September 17, 2005, 08:43:53 PM
Name: Lynn
Football: I grew up playing it with my cousins and being a sports fanatic in general. No favourite team anymore. ;D
I'm here because I know GF and now, apparently, DK. Plus, I like to talk football. =D

And I'm not like DK - I can get my own porn (though, I'm not into it, so it doesn't matter anyway).
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on September 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM
I just realized I never did this, so um, yea, 2 years later

Name: MDS/Alfonso

Location: Cheltenham/Temple U

Why I'm here: Nothing better to do, massive fan of E.W. McKenna
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: WillRarelyPost on September 21, 2005, 08:21:20 PM
Hey all....name is Renee, some of you may remember me, I used to be known on the EMB and here as EF4ever.  I know that PG and Murp and some of you can vouch for me.

I live in NE philly, have four beautiful little girls, have a husband who is also registered on here and got annoyed with me because I was trying to post under his name so I reregistered and as my name suggests I will rarely post because between work and kids, I'm rarely on.

I loved this site/message board from the beginning.  I had started out with the wrong group from the EMB several years ago but always found myself coming here for good info, and humor.  I first became a fan of the birds in 1989 and that is a story in itself. 

I lurk alot but I can honestly tell you all, I've been to some other message boards, this is hands down the best.  Great opinions, great info (you hear things here first before anywhere else), and humor which more often than not has had me laughing well after I logged off. 

That's it for now....  :)


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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2005, 08:30:54 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM
I just realized I never did this, so um, yea, 2 years later

Name: MDS/Alfonso

Location: Cheltenham/Temple U

Why I'm here: Nothing better to do, massive fan of E.W. McKenna

Is your name really Alfonso?

Can I call you The Fonz?

Welcome, WRP. :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 21, 2005, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: WillRarelyPost on September 21, 2005, 08:21:20 PM
Hey all....name is Renee, some of you may remember me, I used to be known on the EMB and here as EF4ever.  I know that PG and Murp and some of you can vouch for me.

I live in NE philly, have four beautiful little girls, have a husband who is also registered on here and got annoyed with me because I was trying to post under his name so I reregistered and as my name suggests I will rarely post because between work and kids, I'm rarely on.

I loved this site/message board from the beginning.  I had started out with the wrong group from the EMB several years ago but always found myself coming here for good info, and humor.  I first became a fan of the birds in 1989 and that is a story in itself. 

I lurk alot but I can honestly tell you all, I've been to some other message boards, this is hands down the best.  Great opinions, great info (you hear things here first before anywhere else), and humor which more often than not has had me laughing well after I logged off. 

That's it for now....  :)

Glad to have you back here Renee. :)
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Post by: Zanshin on September 22, 2005, 09:06:27 AM
Quote from: Card_Trader on January 24, 2002, 10:50:24 AM

Quote

Brian Dawkins doesn't deserve to be named to the Pro Bowl?





Surely not over Kwame Lassiter this year.....you really can't even argue who had the better year, it is pretty obvious. If the probowl sent the "best" players at their respective positions to Hawaii, then YES Lassiter would be their over Dawkins....but since its a popularity contest obviously the player from the team with a larger fan base wins out.

Because I'm procrastinating doing real work, I was taking a look at the earlier pages of this thread.  I forgot that my retarded fight with CT was in here!  This still cracks me up.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on September 22, 2005, 09:07:56 AM
Quote from: WillRarelyPost on September 21, 2005, 08:21:20 PM
Hey all....name is Renee, some of you may remember me, I used to be known on the EMB and here as EF4ever.  I know that PG and Murp and some of you can vouch for me.

I live in NE philly, have four beautiful little girls, have a husband who is also registered on here and got annoyed with me because I was trying to post under his name so I reregistered and as my name suggests I will rarely post because between work and kids, I'm rarely on.

I loved this site/message board from the beginning.  I had started out with the wrong group from the EMB several years ago but always found myself coming here for good info, and humor.  I first became a fan of the birds in 1989 and that is a story in itself. 

I lurk alot but I can honestly tell you all, I've been to some other message boards, this is hands down the best.  Great opinions, great info (you hear things here first before anywhere else), and humor which more often than not has had me laughing well after I logged off. 

That's it for now....  :)

Hey you!  :D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on September 22, 2005, 09:16:58 AM
Hey Renee, did you meet your husband on a message board too?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: phattymatty on September 22, 2005, 11:05:29 AM
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM
I just realized I never did this, so um, yea, 2 years later

Name: MDS/Alfonso

Location: Cheltenham/Temple U

Why I'm here: Nothing better to do, massive fan of E.W. McKenna

Stop lying Todd.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: WillRarelyPost on September 22, 2005, 09:39:34 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 22, 2005, 09:16:58 AM
Hey Renee, did you meet your husband on a message board too?

Actually, I did.   ;)
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Post by: rjs246 on September 23, 2005, 08:02:52 AM
Oh. Dear. God.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DutchBird on September 25, 2005, 08:25:12 AM
Hi guys,

I am back again... kind of underestimated the workload I took upon me last year for studies. Anyway, it earned me (most liley) a trip to the University of HAwaii in the spring of 2006. And tonight I finally gonna see the Eagles again....

Cheers,

Harm
Title: welcome back!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 25, 2005, 05:42:07 PM
Quote from: DutchBird on September 25, 2005, 08:25:12 AM
Hi guys,

I am back again... kind of underestimated the workload I took upon me last year for studies. Anyway, it earned me (most liley) a trip to the University of HAwaii in the spring of 2006. And tonight I finally gonna see the Eagles again....

Cheers,

Harm

WELCOME BACK! and congrats on your accomplishment!

We have a fellow board member from Hawaii! You guys can rock to the Eagles out there!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2005, 06:25:01 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 21, 2005, 08:30:54 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM
I just realized I never did this, so um, yea, 2 years later

Name: MDS/Alfonso

Location: Cheltenham/Temple U

Why I'm here: Nothing better to do, massive fan of E.W. McKenna

Is your name really Alfonso?

Can I call you The Fonz?

Welcome, WRP. :yay

:-D No, its Todd. Alfonso?!?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2005, 09:30:13 PM
Hey..you typed it. I was just asking if it was true, Mr. Fonzie.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2005, 09:49:58 PM
Maybe I shouldve picked Jamal or Zhi-Zhi as a more obvious fake name.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 25, 2005, 09:54:04 PM
Zhi-Zhi? Doesn't he play for the Heat or Mavericks or something like that?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on September 25, 2005, 10:06:49 PM
No, he was that racially insensitive water-rabbit from Star Wars.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2005, 10:20:25 PM
Zhi-Zhi Wang, ex-NBA scrub. Indeed.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 25, 2005, 10:47:43 PM
I was starting to think that Zhifonstodd was one of the Gabor sisters.
Title: Re: welcome back!
Post by: DutchBird on September 26, 2005, 05:56:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 25, 2005, 05:42:07 PM

WELCOME BACK! and congrats on your accomplishment!

We have a fellow board member from Hawaii! You guys can rock to the Eagles out there!

Thanks for the welcome... it was nice to see the Birds last night, though seeing McNabb and Akers hobbling around was painfull. In two weeks time they'll show the Eagles at the Pokes. So I plan to watch what should be an utter dismantling of them girls form the south...
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Post by: SheEagle on October 27, 2005, 02:06:51 PM
I'll follow the format Ed suggested:

Screen name: SheEagle

Real name: starts with a "C"

Where I am from: Gloucester County, NJ

Where I am presently located: Athens, GA...home of The University of Georgia Bulldogs

What I do: Certified veterinary technician in a mixed conventional/holistic veterinary practice.  I am also a student with a double major: BS in Agriculture in Biological Sciences and BS in Ag in Avian Biology

Favorite Eagles:  Then: Quick, Waters, Brown, White
                            Now: Dawkins, Kearse, Trotter

Why I joined CF: I was given an embossed personal invitation from seasoned members.

**EDIT**

In my spare time, when not watching the Eagles: showing and training my dogs (Irish Setters), raptor rehabilitation (birds of prey), reading, outdoorsy stuff, etc etc.

Any questions?




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Post by: BigEd76 on October 27, 2005, 02:20:35 PM
Welcome  8)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on October 27, 2005, 02:24:50 PM
Welcome SheEagle.  I have many inappropriate questions.  Just go ahead and answer whichever ones you think that means, and I'll list the ones you left out afterwards.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on October 27, 2005, 02:29:40 PM
Welcome :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 27, 2005, 03:17:27 PM
Thanks, guys...

I'm acquainted with a few people on this board...

things are in shambles in that other "posting location which cannot be named"  :D

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 27, 2005, 03:24:46 PM
Welcome, SheEagle!  Hope that you stick around awhile.  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on October 27, 2005, 03:25:43 PM
welcome to the board.    :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Mad-Lad on October 27, 2005, 03:27:12 PM
Quote from: MURP on October 27, 2005, 03:25:43 PM
welcome to the board.    :yay

Yeah, what he said.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 03:32:12 PM
Booooooo!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 27, 2005, 03:33:19 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 03:32:12 PM
Booooooo!

:-D

Shut up...jackass!

You LOVE it!  ;) :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on October 27, 2005, 03:35:54 PM
Don't you tell me what I love! Booooooo!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on October 27, 2005, 03:39:13 PM
rjs luvs him sum Mayor.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Father Demon on October 27, 2005, 03:40:21 PM
At first glance, I thought you said you were a 'Certified vasectomy technician' and that frightened the shtein out of me.

Then I read it again, and all was fine.

Welcome, from another native Gloucester Countian who has also transplanted   :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 27, 2005, 03:56:33 PM
Thanks guys...

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2005, 04:19:29 PM
mess around and watch dtc push that wig back with the quickness
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 27, 2005, 04:41:30 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 27, 2005, 03:17:27 PM
things are in shambles in that other "posting location which cannot be named" :D

In other developing news, Germany has invaded Poland and the world is round. :)

Oh, yeah, and welcome or something.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on October 28, 2005, 01:41:14 PM
Glad the light finally turned on for you, She.  :yay

Welcome.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on October 28, 2005, 02:25:56 PM
Hola.  Welcome aboard. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 28, 2005, 09:56:55 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 28, 2005, 01:41:14 PM
Glad the light finally turned on for you, She.  :yay

Welcome.

Hard to turn the light on when you can't find the switch...

Don't you have a little one now?  How are things?

Thanks...
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 28, 2005, 10:16:53 PM
He had a knob until that operation.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on October 29, 2005, 09:21:37 PM
Farg you GF.



Yeah She... got a little Feva... he's been here since May.  He'll be 6 months on Wednesday.  I just try to fill his every waking moment with Eagles football.  ;D

Other than him... everything sucks... you know how it is.  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 29, 2005, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 29, 2005, 09:21:37 PM
Farg you GF.



Yeah She... got a little Feva... he's been here since May.  He'll be 6 months on Wednesday.  I just try to fill his every waking moment with Eagles football.  ;D

Other than him... everything sucks... you know how it is.  ;)
Congrats on the little one!

EVERYTHING sucks???  Sorry to hear that, Feva... :(

I know what you mean though...everyone has their own levels of stress...
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on October 29, 2005, 10:18:35 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 29, 2005, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 29, 2005, 09:21:37 PM
Farg you GF.



Yeah She... got a little Feva... he's been here since May.  He'll be 6 months on Wednesday.  I just try to fill his every waking moment with Eagles football.  ;D

Other than him... everything sucks... you know how it is.  ;)
Congrats on the little one!

EVERYTHING sucks???  Sorry to hear that, Feva... :(

I know what you mean though...everyone has their own levels of stress...

Is that your pic in your sig? Just need to know.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 29, 2005, 10:42:07 PM
And people wonder why I refer to you guys as my retards.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 29, 2005, 11:03:18 PM
Probably the same reason why retards refer to you as their king.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on October 29, 2005, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 29, 2005, 10:42:07 PM
And people wonder why I refer to you guys as my retards.


GF "Hero of the Stupid" "King of the retards".
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SheEagle on October 30, 2005, 05:47:26 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on October 29, 2005, 10:18:35 PM
Quote from: SheEagle on October 29, 2005, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on October 29, 2005, 09:21:37 PM
Farg you GF.



Yeah She... got a little Feva... he's been here since May.  He'll be 6 months on Wednesday.  I just try to fill his every waking moment with Eagles football.  ;D

Other than him... everything sucks... you know how it is.  ;)
Congrats on the little one!

EVERYTHING sucks???  Sorry to hear that, Feva... :(

I know what you mean though...everyone has their own levels of stress...

Is that your pic in your sig? Just need to know.

Are you on a need-to-know basis?

  ::)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on October 30, 2005, 04:51:46 PM
Yes, you see, I am a gynecologist and I believe I see something of interest in that photo.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 30, 2005, 08:56:41 PM
Why do we keep you around?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on October 31, 2005, 03:17:44 PM
Having him here makes us not hate ourselves quite so much?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on October 31, 2005, 03:22:56 PM
Do you honestly hate yourself less with him around?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on October 31, 2005, 03:30:11 PM
Well, yeah.  I do.  Never underestimate the power of contempt to deflect self-concsiousness.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 31, 2005, 03:34:35 PM
Yeah, it's kind of like an idiot surrounded by retards would be a genius.  Which is exactly why I hang around here.  You dumbasses make me feel smart. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on October 31, 2005, 06:30:02 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 30, 2005, 08:56:41 PM
Why do we keep you around?

Because I entertain you. Kinda like a monkey in the zoo.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on November 01, 2005, 05:53:10 AM
Quote from: stillupfront on October 29, 2005, 11:05:53 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on October 29, 2005, 10:42:07 PM
And people wonder why I refer to you guys as my retards.


GF "Hero of the Stupid" "King of the retards".

"Lord of the rings", "Dungeon Master Of the Dragons", "Nerd"
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on November 01, 2005, 01:11:00 PM
Border Patrol Guard.
Title: Introduction
Post by: EagleComeLately on November 02, 2005, 02:00:16 PM
Hi Everyone!

Just a note to introduce myself.  My name is Terri.  I have met some of you with Keith and Don Yowell at a tailgate and hope to meet many more of you soon!  Fly Eagles Fly!

EagleComeLately
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 02, 2005, 02:01:29 PM
You're not from Haddonfield by any chance, are you?
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: fansince61 on November 02, 2005, 02:01:38 PM
Welcome ECL 8)
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: EagleComeLately on November 02, 2005, 02:08:19 PM
No sorry  :) and Thanks 61!
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 02, 2005, 02:12:57 PM
I miss HaddonfieldTerri.  She was neat.
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 02:14:26 PM
Welcome to  :CF You can find asian porn here! (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=1980.0)

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: MURP on November 02, 2005, 02:19:28 PM
welcome to the board.   :yay :yay
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Wingspan on November 02, 2005, 02:23:56 PM
can you kill deer with your bare hands?
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 02:26:51 PM
I think we've doubled the activity levels of fake female personalities in the last week or so... "What did you have for breakfast" threads can't be too far behind...
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: EagleComeLately on November 02, 2005, 02:29:36 PM
Hi Murp! Finally made it.  Don't know if you remember me, but I met you and PG and Sus I think with 61 and 67.  Thanks for the hospitality!  :)

ECL
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 02, 2005, 02:32:11 PM
welcome ECL.
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: MDS on November 02, 2005, 02:53:43 PM
you have come in your name  :-D
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
So what? You have it in your stomach.
Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 03:02:10 PM
So what? You have it in your stomach.

Dear god, could MDS have set himself up any more perfectly. Good to see THawk was there to knock that one to the warning track.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 03:06:54 PM
I thought you hated those jokes. And I hit that one out of the farging park!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 03:09:28 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 03:06:54 PM
I thought you hated those jokes. And I hit that one out of the farging park!

Whether or not I hate gay jokes is irrelevant. When MDS sets himself up like that, someone has to step up and nail it.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: T_Section224 on November 02, 2005, 03:13:49 PM
that really was the perfect un-intentional set up by MDS.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on November 02, 2005, 03:14:17 PM
yawn. wah wah wah.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on November 02, 2005, 06:01:12 PM
Welcome, ECL.  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on November 03, 2005, 10:44:27 AM
EagleFeva
Inept Security Guard

Posts: 870


WHO'S THE MASTA?!?!


RJS is the masta bater!!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Exit31 on November 24, 2005, 12:52:00 AM
Hey, I've been a lurker for a while, just wanted to formally introduce myself to the board.  Been an eagles fan for as long as I can remember and find unlimited entertainment on this board.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on November 24, 2005, 01:34:01 AM
hi.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on November 24, 2005, 06:09:57 AM
What up Exit.  Welcome to the "posting" side.  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Mark_NH on November 24, 2005, 12:23:00 PM
Just signed up for some knowledgable sports talk, move to southern NJ a year 1/2 ago from NE. It's been a rough ride after the SB!

PhillyGirl reffered me, she was shopping for a cah(car), as I sell 'em for a paycheck.(PG, call me if I can still help!)

I'm a bit upset I couldn't find the porn!  :crazy

Looks like both Eagles and Pats are having an "off" season. Our secondary would give up  300 passing yards to a 89 year old quadrapilegic in a coma! And we can't run against a Pop Warner D as of now. Thank God for sixth round draft choices!(Brady)
Philly is a bit worse situation, w/ McNabb and Sheppard out. But atleast the #81 ASS is finally off the stage for now! But, the silver lining might be Reggie Brown for Rookie of the Year...?!?!? :-\

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 24, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: Mark_NH on November 24, 2005, 12:23:00 PM
Just signed up for some knowledgable sports talk, move to southern NJ a year 1/2 ago from NE. It's been a rough ride after the SB!

PhillyGirl reffered me, she was shopping for a cah(car), as I sell 'em for a paycheck.(PG, call me if I can still help!)

I'm a bit upset I couldn't find the porn!  :crazy

Looks like both Eagles and Pats are having an "off" season. Our secondary would give up  300 passing yards to a 89 year old quadrapilegic in a coma! And we can't run against a Pop Warner D as of now. Thank God for sixth round draft choices!(Brady)
Philly is a bit worse situation, w/ McNabb and Sheppard out. But atleast the #81 ASS is finally off the stage for now! But, the silver lining might be Reggie Brown for Rookie of the Year...?!?!? :-\



Knowledgeable sports talk?  Where?  :D

Welcome to CF, Mark. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on November 25, 2005, 03:28:49 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 24, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
Knowledgeable sports talk?  Where?  :D

You obviously haven't been reading my posts.  ::)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on November 25, 2005, 03:53:26 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 25, 2005, 03:28:49 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on November 24, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
Knowledgeable sports talk?  Where?  :D

You obviously haven't been reading my posts.  ::)

Ummm... those aren't the type of "sports" I'm really into reading.  Sorry, Hb.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on November 25, 2005, 06:02:40 PM
You don't like the water sports?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on November 26, 2005, 04:13:42 PM
Welcome to the new fools.  Just like the old fools.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on November 26, 2005, 04:14:27 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 26, 2005, 04:13:42 PM
Welcome to the new fools.  Just like the old fools.

I can safely assume you still haven't found it.  ^-^
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stalker on December 05, 2005, 04:50:28 PM
Just found this place. Seems really cool. Any jokes posted anywhere?

I am M 43 from central NJ

Been following the Eagles my whole life.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 05, 2005, 05:06:28 PM
Welcome stalker  :yay

Here's a joke thread from a few years ago. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=8639.0) There's some decent ones on there.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stalker on December 07, 2005, 09:07:05 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 05, 2005, 05:06:28 PM
Welcome stalker  :yay

Here's a joke thread from a few years ago. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=8639.0) There's some decent ones on there.

That was okay, but I was searching around, and this guy is a farging riot:  http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=16923.msg337813#msg337813
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on December 16, 2005, 05:21:04 PM
Thanks Stalker. Here's a funny thread.http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=12277.msg198529#msg198529
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stalker on December 19, 2005, 09:22:12 PM
You are one funny cat!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 21, 2005, 04:07:32 PM
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenia and so am I
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on December 21, 2005, 06:15:04 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 21, 2005, 04:07:32 PM
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenia and so am I


Way to shred that one up.           - :cfhead
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on December 31, 2005, 04:11:11 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on June 04, 2002, 10:49:08 AM
First Name: Still
Last Name: Upfront
Occupation: Engineer
Location: Jersey Shore:
Age: 40
Why I am here: I used to be able to have articles published here so I liked it. Lately, the Hoyda known by the initials GF has caved into censorship groups. He used to have balls but has sinced removed the Ray Rhodes article and the Kotite article. Either of these articles could have garnered a pulitzer for CCF. He should have lived his life like Thomas Paine. Not a sniveling little panty waste. A real man.

Anyway, I am now here with the sole purpose of berating and belittling of GF. It is what I live for.

I also enjoy abusing Murp (Hoyda) and making sexual innuendos to his girlfriend (I would do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal).

You gotta admit, I am consistent.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on December 31, 2005, 04:20:06 PM
Plan on starting any of those things in '06? No? Oh well, maybe in '07.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: qwert246 on January 04, 2006, 04:09:37 PM
Quote from: stalker on December 05, 2005, 04:50:28 PM
Just found this place. Seems really cool. Any jokes posted anywhere?

I am M 43 from central NJ

Been following the Eagles my whole life.
Quote from: stalker on December 07, 2005, 09:07:05 AM
That was okay, but I was searching around, and this guy is a farging riot:  http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=16923.msg337813#msg337813
Quote from: stillupfront on December 16, 2005, 05:21:04 PM
Thanks Stalker. Here's a funny thread.http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=12277.msg198529#msg198529
Quote from: stalker on December 19, 2005, 09:22:12 PM
You are one funny cat!
This is just wierd... :P
Title: Re: Hey you! Yeah you, lurker!
Post by: BigEd76 on January 04, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: hbionic on November 05, 2001, 07:12:59 PMI hate jokes and dumb mindless threads i.e., 'karma'...Those are such wastes of time that they don't deserve to be on such a high quality message board. That's basically trash in my eyes. I can't believe people respond to those stupid things.

and we pray  :evil
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 01:14:54 PM
Hi, I'm new here.  I was looking for the Asian Porn.  Anybody?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: methdeez on January 13, 2006, 01:28:05 PM
Holy shtein! That thing about the asian porn, that thing, that was a joke!
Goddamn, I never figured that out!
Wow....amazing that it took 90 pages of replies.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 01:31:15 PM
Quote from: methdeez on January 13, 2006, 01:28:05 PM
Holy shtein! That thing about the asian porn, that thing, that was a joke!
Goddamn, I never figured that out!
Wow....amazing that it took 90 pages of replies.

riiiight, so where is the Asian Porn?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on January 13, 2006, 02:10:54 PM
What up Rod?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 05:09:58 PM
not much.  It' like a time warp over here.  I feel like it's 2002 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on January 13, 2006, 05:50:28 PM
Where do you think we all went?  ;D

Now introduce yourself to the 3 people that don't know who you are and why you're here...  :)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on January 13, 2006, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 05:09:58 PM
not much.  It' like a time warp over here.  I feel like it's 2000 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.

Fixed.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 05:56:58 PM
Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 05:56:58 PM
Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.

I heard this board showcased the never gets old hilarity of sarcastic hatred.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:36:40 PM
Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:47:31 PM
Oh yeah, IGY (AKA 5th and Lehigh AKA several other names) is totally white. White ass white. The whitest, even. He likes golf, for god's sake. But people can't handle his whiteness. It's quite the point of contention.
General Failure doesn't drink, owns the board, and contributes little other than sarcastic 'allusions.'
BigEd is the same Big Ed he is on the other 374 message boards that he frequents.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on January 13, 2006, 06:54:28 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:36:40 PM
Did I miss anything?

Yes, icehole, you did. You forgot the iron-fisted rule of the mods and admins.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on January 13, 2006, 06:55:23 PM
well done rjs, well done.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on January 13, 2006, 07:00:26 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:36:40 PM
Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?

Yeah, you totally forgot to mention your love for Gibbs, Art and everything taterskins and the fact that you're a card carrying member of the DTC.  Recognize. 

Quote from: Quaker Moats on January 13, 2006, 05:09:58 PM
not much. It' like a time warp over here. I feel like it's 2002 on the EMB, so many old faces, for me at least.

Welcome.  :yay

Many of us did get our start over on that other board but have been seeking refuge here for the last few years. 

:-D @ the avatar.   Enjoy yourself and have fun over here. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on January 14, 2006, 12:54:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:36:40 PM
Crash course:

Your mom jokes? Hilarious.
You're gay jokes? Hilarious.
hbionic is totally into dudes.
Dio is a communist.
PhillyGirl doesn't get jokes and takes everything far too seriously.
A few members here enjoy sex with farm animals, I don't pay attention to which ones because I'm too busy laughing my ass off at the hilarity of repetitive 'You have sex with farm animal' jokes.
The_Waco_Kid is an idiot.
I spend my time judging everyone for their obvious faults.

Did I miss anything?

I feel totally left out.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on January 14, 2006, 02:28:15 PM
Oh yeah, stillupfront is a middle-aged republican with a quarter-a-day crack problem. He gets faced and logs on a types incoherently. What a complex individual.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on January 14, 2006, 06:47:08 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 05:56:58 PM
Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.

Nah, ROD is an OK guy.  I only do that stuff to people like IGY and MDS...  :)

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stillupfront on January 14, 2006, 11:07:44 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 14, 2006, 02:28:15 PM
Oh yeah, stillupfront is a middle-aged republican with a quarter-a-day crack problem. He gets faced and logs on a types incoherently. What a complex individual.

I feel better about myself now.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on January 17, 2006, 06:37:58 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 14, 2006, 06:47:08 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 05:56:58 PM
Ed, did you ban him and then send him over here? For shame.

Nah, ROD is an OK guy.  I only do that stuff to people like IGY and MDS...  :)



Boy I'm sure that makes you feel special.  :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on January 23, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 14, 2006, 06:47:08 PMI only do that stuff to people like IGY and MDS...  :)

So we have you to thank for this?  I think I'm gonna start referring some people here.  Goddamnit.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Steel Reserve on February 06, 2006, 05:32:05 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 06:47:31 PM
Oh yeah, IGY (AKA 5th and Lehigh AKA several other names) is totally white. White ass white. The whitest, even. He likes golf, for god's sake. But people can't handle his whiteness. It's quite the point of contention.

No shtein?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 09:14:18 AM
Hi, from Kansas. I will try to keep it up-beat and positive.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 15, 2006, 09:19:07 AM
Good. Another Trotter fan. GF and Mad-Lad will love you. Welcome.

Where in Kansas do you live?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on February 15, 2006, 09:37:04 AM
Smallville.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 09:37:58 AM
A Trotter fan and a patriotic sum-bitch.  Good thing he won't come under fire from this board.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 09:46:48 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 15, 2006, 09:19:07 AM
Good. Another Trotter fan. GF and Mad-Lad will love you. Welcome.

Where in Kansas do you live?

Salina
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
QuoteA Trotter fan and a patriotic sum-bitch.  Good thing he won't come under fire from this board.

I have no problem with Patriotism. What I have a problem with is blind adherence to one 'party' or another in the face of overwhelming evidence that both parties are full of shteinheads and jackasses. Claiming that the lying sacks of shtein in office now are a better alternative than ANYONE simply because they are Republican is a farging joke.

Oh yeah, and welcome aboard, Trott.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on February 15, 2006, 10:57:22 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
QuoteA Trotter fan and a patriotic sum-bitch.  Good thing he won't come under fire from this board.

I have no problem with Patriotism. What I have a problem with is blind adherence to one 'party' or another in the face of overwhelming evidence that both parties are full of shteinheads and jackasses. Claiming that the lying sacks of shtein in office now are a better alternative than ANYONE simply because they are Republican is a farging joke.

A-farging-men.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 11:00:48 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 10:56:13 AM
QuoteA Trotter fan and a patriotic sum-bitch. Good thing he won't come under fire from this board.

I have no problem with Patriotism. What I have a problem with is blind adherence to one 'party' or another in the face of overwhelming evidence that both parties are full of shteinheads and jackasses. Claiming that the lying sacks of shtein in office now are a better alternative than ANYONE simply because they are Republican is a farging joke.

Oh yeah, and welcome aboard, Trott.

I agree but given the alternative, I will take what we have.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 11:17:37 AM
QuoteI agree but given the alternative, I will take what we have.

So you agree, but you are reiterating your original point? Can't have it both ways dude. I would rather have my 9-year old cousin in office than the jokesters we have now. At least she would cry when she was lying.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 11:51:10 AM
Over Kerry or God forbid Hillary? I will take this administration anytime.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Phanatic on February 15, 2006, 12:10:25 PM
There would be no difference. Ted Kennedy is more obviously an ass but no less an ass. He just doesn't hide it as well.

Hillary wouldn't be all that different from Bushco to be honest.

Oh yeah and welcome..
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
Quote from: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 09:46:48 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 15, 2006, 09:19:07 AM
Good. Another Trotter fan. GF and Mad-Lad will love you. Welcome.

Where in Kansas do you live?

Salina

I got wasted at Tail Gators. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on February 15, 2006, 12:30:59 PM
keep the politics out of this thread. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 12:55:45 PM
Yeah!

Politics sucks ass as a topic anyway, jerks.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on February 15, 2006, 12:57:40 PM
How the farg can you get right into the politics here in under ten posts?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 01:39:18 PM
Who would you rather bone: Jack Nicholson, or Meg Ryan?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 01:44:55 PM
Jack Nicholson now?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 01:48:01 PM
1974.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 01:51:12 PM
Meg Ryan.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 03:50:50 PM

QuotePosted by: MURP 
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keep the politics out of this thread. 
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QuotePosted by: rjs246 
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Quote
A Trotter fan and a patriotic sum-bitch.  Good thing he won't come under fire from this board.

I have no problem with Patriotism. What I have a problem with is blind adherence to one 'party' or another in the face of overwhelming evidence that both parties are full of shteinheads and jackasses. Claiming that the lying sacks of shtein in office now are a better alternative than ANYONE simply because they are Republican is a farging joke.

Oh yeah, and welcome aboard, Trott.

I didn't! I just answered someone else.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 04:53:28 PM
QuoteI didn't! I just answered someone else.

Burn him.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: trottisgodd on February 15, 2006, 04:55:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 15, 2006, 04:53:28 PM
QuoteI didn't! I just answered someone else.

Burn him.

What? Do I have to take it in the ass for awile here before I respond? How long must I bend over like a Frenchman?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 04:58:22 PM
Wow.  Anyone else wanna take this one? 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 04:58:22 PM
Wow.  Anyone else wanna take this one? 

Not really.  I'd consider you the subject matter expert.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 05:00:31 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 15, 2006, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 04:58:22 PM
Wow. Anyone else wanna take this one?

Not really. I'd consider you the subject matter expert.

And I appreciate that.  I just feel that this one's somewhat beneath me. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 15, 2006, 05:01:07 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 15, 2006, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 04:58:22 PM
Wow.  Anyone else wanna take this one? 

Not really.  I'd consider you the subject matter expert.

On the house:

(http://www.photohype.com/Europe/BPC%20Guinness%20Shamrock.jpg)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 05:01:51 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 05:00:31 PM
And I appreciate that.  I just feel that this one's somewhat beneath me. 

I think that with you, that's only possible in the literal sense.  I guess I'd have to ask Chuggie to confirm, though.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 05:02:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on February 15, 2006, 05:01:51 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 05:00:31 PM
And I appreciate that. I just feel that this one's somewhat beneath me.

I think that with you, that's only possible in the literal sense. I guess I'd have to ask Chuggie to confirm, though.

Don't disturb him.  He's busy. 


Come back in 5 minutes. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 15, 2006, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on February 15, 2006, 05:01:07 PM
On the house:

<real life> Crap.  I drank the last one in the house last night. </real life>
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on February 23, 2006, 10:52:45 AM
real recognize real son
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on March 01, 2006, 02:19:16 AM
Harry J is now here.  He is the owner of Stimpy on the EMB.

He is also a pederast in somes eyes.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MURP on March 01, 2006, 09:40:59 AM
??

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on March 01, 2006, 09:42:21 AM
stevie needs to go back to college
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2006, 10:49:28 AM
Did we decide to un-pin the Asian pr0n?!?  Blasphemy!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on March 01, 2006, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 01, 2006, 09:42:21 AM
stevie needs to go back to college

:-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on March 02, 2006, 12:47:19 AM
you people are morons.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on March 02, 2006, 07:32:26 AM
(http://susbirder.com/cf/captain_obvious.jpg)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: StevieLeftCollege on March 03, 2006, 03:25:29 AM
 :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GuitarDreamer131 on March 06, 2006, 12:28:09 AM
Hey guys,

Just wanted to introduce myself! PhillyPhreak told me about this place...I had to get away from the EMB, b/c the damn TATERS drive me insane.  :-D

Mike
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 06, 2006, 12:32:25 AM
Welcome, welcome.

You'll like this place. Great Eagles and NFL talk. :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 06, 2006, 12:43:02 AM
What's up GuitarDreamer131, welcome aboard.  :yay What is your EMB alias?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 06, 2006, 12:58:42 AM
Same EMB name, SD. He was lookin for some good Birds talk in the chat tonight so I directed him here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on March 06, 2006, 03:07:57 PM
We talk more about IGY and Jessica Alba than we talk about the Eagles these days...
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on March 06, 2006, 03:40:42 PM
Asses don't have offseasons.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on March 06, 2006, 04:51:52 PM
I set 'em up, GF knocks 'em down.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 06, 2006, 07:02:18 PM
Who're you guys? Laurel and Hardy? Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton? Penn and Teller? Or is it Siegfried and Roy?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on March 06, 2006, 07:02:54 PM
Ah ha! A gay joke! Well played.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2006, 10:53:05 AM
Stop telling EMB losers to come over here, Phreak.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 11:00:00 AM
<-----------too late
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2006, 11:11:28 AM
Phreak's the one who told you about this site?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on March 07, 2006, 11:48:40 AM
BAN PHREAK!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on March 07, 2006, 11:49:52 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 06, 2006, 12:58:42 AM
Same EMB name, SD. He was lookin for some good Birds talk in the chat tonight so I directed him here.

You directed him here for good Eagles talk?

:-D

Liar.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
actually it was easy ed...not phreak

he banned me for 10th and final time then he told me to join him over here...he cant get enough of me
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on March 07, 2006, 02:11:30 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
actually it was easy ed...not phreak

he banned me for 10th and final time then he told me to join him over here...he cant get enough of me

:-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on March 07, 2006, 02:29:38 PM
Ed, we really need to have a talk about this.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on March 07, 2006, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 07, 2006, 02:11:30 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 01:15:53 PM
actually it was easy ed...not phreak

he banned me for 10th and final time then he told me to join him over here...he cant get enough of me

:-D

i just checked...and yes, i am still laughing about this :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 02:57:37 PM
you thought i was joking?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2006, 03:06:53 PM
He's currently sporting the same avatar as the former "The Ghost of Leonard Tose" persona.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on March 07, 2006, 03:10:01 PM
 8)
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2006, 03:13:28 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 07, 2006, 03:10:01 PM
8)

:win
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on March 07, 2006, 03:15:12 PM
I knew you'd respond to that...  ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2006, 03:19:59 PM
what up easy!!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on March 07, 2006, 03:24:55 PM
IGY was infinitely less ghetto on the EMB.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 12, 2006, 07:57:35 PM
QuoteLatest Member:  DavidElSexo

I can't wait to hear what this guy has to say.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on March 12, 2006, 07:58:38 PM
That makes one of us.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DavidElSexo on March 13, 2006, 05:43:39 PM
My name is Dave and I am a huge Eagles fan. I am a fan of the NFL in general. I love all philly sports teams. I don't watch hockey but I will cheer for the Flyers. I am sure a few posters on here probably know me from another message board.

I just like to have fun and in reality most stuff I will post is BS so I hope I do not offend anyone but I do enjoy a good poop thread. I also post serious things like recently I cut myself shaving when I used a new razor and there was quite a bit of blood loss as a result.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on March 13, 2006, 05:46:30 PM
Dave, been on any Iraqi sites lately?  Say sunday night?  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2006, 05:47:41 PM
That's all good stuff, DavidElSexo.  Thanks for keeping us in the loop!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DavidElSexo on March 13, 2006, 07:10:01 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 13, 2006, 05:46:30 PM
Dave, been on any Iraqi sites lately?  Say sunday night?  ;)
actually i wasn't last night but i will be in a few weeks
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on March 13, 2006, 08:47:11 PM
Is this the Dud himself?  Welcome.....  8)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DavidElSexo on March 13, 2006, 11:16:52 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 13, 2006, 08:47:11 PM
Is this the Dud himself?  Welcome.....  8)
I may need to find a new home in the near future.  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 14, 2006, 08:20:36 AM
You'll always be home when you're here, DavidElSexo!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:54:31 PM
QuoteLatest Member:  DiPros

hmm
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: DavidElSexo on March 17, 2006, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 14, 2006, 08:20:36 AM
You'll always be home when you're here, DavidElSexo!
That is good to hear!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eaglez on March 20, 2006, 11:04:11 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 15, 2006, 05:54:31 PM
QuoteLatest Member:  DiPros

hmm

Sounds incredibly familar...
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on March 22, 2006, 09:55:49 AM
QuoteLatest Member: the jai u ice

igy has a new friend
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: thrillhouse on April 16, 2006, 12:56:17 AM
I guess this is just like an update.

But I'm graduating in May, with a BE in civil engineering. I got a job with the port authority of NY/NJ, where I will start in June and work for the rest of my life.  Or a couple months if it sucks.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 16, 2006, 12:07:30 PM
Congratulations!!  Good luck at Port Authority!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on April 16, 2006, 12:30:17 PM
Have fun collecting trash in 5 years. I'll be the one driving the truck.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on April 16, 2006, 04:25:31 PM
I love how today's youth aims so high.  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on April 16, 2006, 11:31:39 PM
welcome to the im gayer than you thread
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on April 23, 2006, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on April 16, 2006, 04:25:31 PM
I love how today's youth aims so high.  :yay

I just noticed your avatar.  Hysterical, bro.

:yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on April 23, 2006, 04:36:28 PM
'preciate ya.  ;)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 03, 2006, 07:05:48 PM
Sorry fellas, I had to do it.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2006, 07:09:39 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 03, 2006, 08:53:34 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2006, 07:09:39 PM
Who are you?

It's "Philly Forever".  He still sucks, even with the new name.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on May 04, 2006, 10:38:36 AM
Is it safe to say that he'll "Suck Forever"?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 04, 2006, 02:41:00 PM
Safer than using 2 condoms while banging a virgin on the pill.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 12, 2006, 02:10:42 AM
I removed "the thing" and shortened the name because it was too long and stretching out the posts on my computer. I use small dimensions so that's probably why.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on May 12, 2006, 09:13:10 AM
Your constant thinking out loud is making this board special. TOL!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on May 12, 2006, 10:27:22 AM
Quote from: Bunkley78 on May 12, 2006, 02:10:42 AM
I removed "the thing" and shortened the name because it was too long and stretching out the posts on my computer. I use small dimensions so that's probably why.

that's what she said
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on June 12, 2006, 12:52:39 PM
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/21/22e_carell_narrowweb__200x246.jpg)

dont steal my joke
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Wingspan on June 13, 2006, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: MDS on June 12, 2006, 12:52:39 PM
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/21/22e_carell_narrowweb__200x246.jpg)

dont steal my joke

Quote from: Wingspan on May 11, 2006, 08:10:16 AM
Quote from: Bunkley "The Thing" on May 10, 2006, 07:49:04 PM
Blessing in disguise. The Flyers will get the most and biggest free agents out there on the market, plus they will learn to play without Forsberg. Then when Forsberg comes back fresh you have an even better team.

(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/21/22e_carell_narrowweb__200x246.jpg)

(minus the funny)

don't steal MY joke.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mpmcgraw on July 25, 2006, 12:37:06 AM
I am not sure whether or not I posted in here yet, and I am not looking, so hi.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on July 25, 2006, 01:50:17 PM
so your into fat chicks?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mpmcgraw on July 25, 2006, 06:11:52 PM
why, know someone good for me?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on July 26, 2006, 12:38:02 AM
judging by your avatar, you already found one
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: cucumber on July 27, 2006, 03:36:37 PM
Hi.  New to the board.  Names Matt.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 30, 2006, 08:22:22 PM
Quite an informative intro. Thanks.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 13, 2006, 09:14:48 AM
Speaking of AZN pr0n... What. The. farg. (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=18720.0)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: bowzer on August 13, 2006, 03:25:53 PM
Did anyone else get a private message of a pic of a naked Asian?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on August 13, 2006, 03:31:02 PM
Why, no, that must have been special for you.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2006, 05:18:18 PM
Did anyone else get a private message of a pic of a naked Asian MAN?

yes and it was awful
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on August 13, 2006, 05:43:34 PM
We'll ask the next guy to send you a better pic of a naked Asian man.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mpmcgraw on August 13, 2006, 08:10:10 PM
I did not appreciate that pm.

But I am sure MDS would like to send along his thanks to the guy who pmed him.                           
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 15, 2006, 08:51:35 AM
MDS would like to send his mud nickel to the guy who pm'd him. 
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Bildo on September 14, 2006, 09:07:42 PM
Hi.  I'm Bildo.  I'm for smoking in bars and Asian pr0n that's not gay.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on September 14, 2006, 09:16:58 PM
My new second-best friend!!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on September 14, 2006, 09:18:55 PM
Yeah... but he'd be your bestest friend if he did like the gay asian porn though wouldn't he?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on September 14, 2006, 09:23:12 PM
Nah, my best friend is gonna take down the Eagles Front Office for doing shady business.  This muffin pants plays second fiddle to my sweetie pie's lead guitar.

You can be a roadie if you want.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quasimoto on October 17, 2006, 10:03:15 PM
Beef Rapp here.  I like the Eagles.  Ok.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on October 19, 2006, 10:31:03 PM
ok.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: methdeez on October 26, 2006, 05:40:33 PM
Beef rap. please explain the name.
Only do battle raps?
Only rap about beef, or beef-related topics?
Dedicated to hygene but drop the 'w' to be more street?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 12, 2006, 10:51:54 AM
The newest Eagles cheerleader:

(http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/kylieEagles.jpg)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 12, 2006, 11:35:00 AM
 :yay :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on November 12, 2006, 06:11:35 PM
Got daddy's nose, huh?  ;)

Pretty gal.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 12, 2006, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on November 12, 2006, 06:11:35 PM
Got daddy's nose, huh?  ;)

Haha, no.  Looking at old baby pictures, mine was already much worse by now.

Hers' looks more like the wife's, which is a very, very good thing.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Father Demon on November 13, 2006, 01:18:32 PM
CCongratss, FF.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 13, 2006, 02:34:28 PM
Thanks, Demon...

Best family picture ever. (http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/familyEagles.jpg)
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on November 13, 2006, 02:46:28 PM
Woah! Congrats!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on November 13, 2006, 04:11:57 PM
How long before that ends up on Fan Friday?
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 13, 2006, 04:42:05 PM
If it does, it won't be me that puts it there.  farg that.
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Post by: mussa on November 13, 2006, 04:52:53 PM
I didn't know you were mexican! j/k, congrates  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 13, 2006, 04:55:38 PM
My face is just a little red from drinking too much, which tends to happen on game day.

Oh, and I'm fat right now too.  I don't know if that makes me look more or less Mexican, but... yeah.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: methdeez on November 14, 2006, 11:59:45 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 13, 2006, 02:46:28 PM
Woah! Congrats!
Yeah, seriously, your girl is hot!
What's that piece of dried fruit in a eagles uniform you're holding?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 14, 2006, 12:30:02 PM
Dried fruit doesn't projectile-shtein all over me like my daughter did this morning.  Then again, this probably belongs in the mud butt thread.  That is incredibly accurate.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: mussa on November 14, 2006, 05:37:57 PM
Well lets just say you and your woman don't look german or irish! HAHA, dude your not fat man, stop reading cosmo
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Post by: Geowhizzer on November 14, 2006, 07:00:19 PM
Congrats, FF.  And say hello to several years of no sleep.

By the way, I agree with mussa.  You look pretty scrawny to me.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 14, 2006, 07:42:48 PM
My ego can't take all this fluffing.  It will grow an ego of its own.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on November 14, 2006, 07:50:02 PM
Good, maybe that ego will grow out over your face and cover that shtein up.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 14, 2006, 07:50:40 PM
Ha!  Well done.  Solid C- effort.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Quasimoto on November 14, 2006, 08:33:22 PM
Quote from: methdeez on October 26, 2006, 05:40:33 PM
Beef rap. please explain the name.
Only do battle raps?
Only rap about beef, or beef-related topics?
Dedicated to hygene but drop the 'w' to be more street?

Didn't see this until now.  Sorry. 

Beef Rapp is the first track on an album by MF Doom entitled "Mm.. food"
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Zanshin on November 25, 2006, 09:04:31 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 13, 2006, 02:34:28 PM
Thanks, Demon...

Best family picture ever. (http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/familyEagles.jpg)

Just checking in here.  Belayed congrats, buddy.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 27, 2006, 09:33:16 AM
Thanks.  Should I now admit that she has only worn the cheerleader outfit that one day, coincidentally during the Eagles victory over the skins?

Oops.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: BigEd76 on January 08, 2007, 02:38:15 PM
QuoteLatest Member: Roger Podacter
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2007, 02:46:50 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on January 08, 2007, 02:38:15 PM
QuoteLatest Member: Roger Podacter

:-D

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/c/a/eca228c240549639361a16d2628c88f3.jpg)
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 08, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
He found Captain Winkie!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Stallworth Supporter on February 08, 2007, 01:04:24 AM
Hello everyone.  My name is Lee.  I'm 31 and reside in Reading, PA.  I've been an Eagles fan since Randall's day.  I try to catch a game at the Linc every now and again.  Or at least when I don't get raped on ticket prices. 

I work in healthcare as an RN.  Yes, i'm a male nurse, just like Gaylord Focker.  Haha.  Anyway, i wanted to check this out and get to know some fellow Eagles fans.  Thanks.
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Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2007, 04:17:17 AM
You gonna keep supporting Stallworth after he signs elsewhere?
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Post by: Stallworth Supporter on February 08, 2007, 10:21:58 AM
Maybe then i'll change my name to Banner's Bitch.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2007, 10:25:46 AM
You'll do just fine here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 08, 2007, 10:52:12 AM
Quote from: Stallworth Supporter on February 08, 2007, 01:04:24 AM
Hello everyone.  My name is Lee.  I'm 31 and reside in Reading, PA.  I've been an Eagles fan since Randall's day.  I try to catch a game at the Linc every now and again.  Or at least when I don't get raped on ticket prices. 

I work in healthcare as an RN.  Yes, i'm a male nurse, just like Mmm, Hoyda!.  Haha.  Anyway, i wanted to check this out and get to know some fellow Eagles fans.  Thanks.

(http://images.quizfarm.com/1114227746focker1.jpg)

Welcome, Focker. :yay
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 05, 2007, 12:19:03 AM
Interesting screen name: Banner's Cabana Boy
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Post by: NC_Eagle on April 29, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
Been lurking around here for a while now, finally decided to join up.

37, Male, recently Retired US Navy, no job as of the present but have a few leads. >:(.  Been an Eagles fan since the mid/late 80's, even though I am originally from NY. 

One thing nobody knows about me:  I have a Mike Mamula jersey I bought right after he was drafted!  ::)
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2007, 06:16:07 PM
Quote from: NC_Eagle on April 29, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
Been lurking around here for a while now, finally decided to join up.

37, Male, recently Retired US Navy, no job as of the present but have a few leads. >:(.  Been an Eagles fan since the mid/late 80's, even though I am originally from NY. 

One thing nobody knows about me:  I have a Mike Mamula jersey I bought right after he was drafted! ::)
Sucka!   Welcome to Hell, you should enjoy your stay here.  Don't accept gifts from Hbionic, they most likely contain semen. 
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2007, 08:27:57 PM
Yeah, but do you have a Mamula, Hoying and a Jason Dunn?

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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 29, 2007, 08:33:46 PM
Quote from: NC_Eagle on April 29, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
Been lurking around here for a while now, finally decided to join up.

37, Male, recently Retired US Navy, no job as of the present but have a few leads. >:(.  Been an Eagles fan since the mid/late 80's, even though I am originally from NY. 

One thing nobody knows about me:  I have a Mike Mamula jersey I bought right after he was drafted!  ::)

Welcome aboard shipmate. I'm the local squid, spent 9 years on active but got out about a year and a half ago. Sgt. PSN likes Sailors so don't be scared off if he starts sending you sexually explicit photos and messages.
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Post by: Geowhizzer on April 29, 2007, 08:44:15 PM
Welcome, NC.  Just remember:  we're all nuts.  Just read the draft thread.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on April 29, 2007, 08:46:06 PM
I have a freddie mitchell jersey that i bought right after the draft.

A Bobby Hoying and a James Thrash.

I feel your pain.
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Post by: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2007, 08:54:13 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 29, 2007, 08:33:46 PM
Quote from: NC_Eagle on April 29, 2007, 05:52:37 PM
Been lurking around here for a while now, finally decided to join up.

37, Male, recently Retired US Navy, no job as of the present but have a few leads. >:(.  Been an Eagles fan since the mid/late 80's, even though I am originally from NY. 

One thing nobody knows about me:  I have a Mike Mamula jersey I bought right after he was drafted!  ::)

Welcome aboard shipmate. I'm the local squid, spent 9 years on active but got out about a year and a half ago. Sgt. PSN likes Sailors so don't be scared off if he starts sending you sexually explicit photos and messages.

I'm the real Daniel Craig
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 29, 2007, 08:56:22 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 29, 2007, 08:46:06 PM
I have a freddie mitchell jersey that i bought right after the draft.

A Bobby Hoying and a James Thrash.

I feel your pain.

:-D me too...all of them. :'(
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Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 29, 2007, 09:03:17 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2007, 08:54:13 PM


I'm the real Daniel Craig
I never received my male enhancement pills, time for a refund.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 01, 2007, 01:28:54 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on April 29, 2007, 08:46:06 PM
I have a freddie mitchell jersey that i bought right after the draft.

A Bobby Hoying and a James Thrash.

I feel your pain.

T.O., Freddie, and Simon all got donated to Good Will.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on May 01, 2007, 03:50:53 PM
One T.O. jersey met the bottom of a trash heap somewhere in Atlanta.  The other came to a fiery end Oct. 8th, 2006 out in front of the Atlantadelphia sports bar.

There's a Ricky Watters hangin' tough though.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 02, 2007, 08:03:59 AM
I found my Kearse jersey i lost last year under my bed yesterday.  I had just convinced my wife that i'm getting a new jersey, probably from our singapore sally.  I had to hide my Kearse jersey just so she doesnt stop me from getting a new one. 
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Post by: SunMo on May 02, 2007, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 02, 2007, 08:03:59 AM
I found my Kearse jersey i lost last year under my bed yesterday. I had just convinced my wife that i'm getting a new jersey, probably from our singapore sally.  I had to hide my Kearse jersey just so she doesnt stop me from getting a new one. 

This belongs in the 'Men Should Act Like Men' thread
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 02, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 01, 2007, 03:50:53 PM
Oct. 8th, 2006

Hell yes.
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Post by: Munson on May 03, 2007, 12:25:08 AM
I had a Chris T. Jones...no idea where that is now.

Also have a Pinkston around here somewheres...

And a Simon.
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Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2007, 07:16:37 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 02, 2007, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 02, 2007, 08:03:59 AM
I found my Kearse jersey i lost last year under my bed yesterday. I had just convinced my wife that i'm getting a new jersey, probably from our singapore sally.  I had to hide my Kearse jersey just so she doesnt stop me from getting a new one. 

This belongs in the 'Men Should Act Like Men' thread

Seabiscuit already won that thread with his "my wife doesn't give head anymore" post.  This comment is just an embarrassing continuation of that pathetic story.


Quote from: Munson on May 03, 2007, 12:25:08 AM
Also have a Pinkston around here somewheres...

I'll take the Pinkston off your hands for free, you cover the postage.
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Post by: Feva on May 03, 2007, 07:25:17 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 02, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 01, 2007, 03:50:53 PM
Oct. 8th, 2006

Hell yes.

That's the day the baby girl was born, right?
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 03, 2007, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 03, 2007, 07:25:17 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 02, 2007, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 01, 2007, 03:50:53 PM
Oct. 8th, 2006

Hell yes.

That's the day the baby girl was born, right?

I think so, yes.  Also, the Eagles beat the Cowboys.
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Post by: Feva on May 03, 2007, 08:51:54 AM
Of course...
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 03, 2007, 08:55:13 AM
Because... you gotta have priorities.
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Post by: Feva on May 03, 2007, 09:03:40 AM
True... and you better make sure your daughter feels guilty for the rest of her life for trying to interfere with those priorities.

It was pretty damn selfish of her if you ask me.
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Post by: GeneralZOD on May 14, 2007, 08:50:50 PM
Sup Fellaz,
  Handle- General ZOD

  Name-Andy

  Location- New Oxford, PA and Frederick, MD

  Why I'm Here-Stop #1 on my Daily Eagles Info Webbrowse

  Hey, hey it'z me; that one cat that reads Concretefield everyday but rarely ever posts.  I'm from the Shippensburg area and I've been an Eagles fan since 1976.  My whole family are Skins fans, but I had this one uncle from Philly that would come up for the family reunions every year and all he would talk about was the Eagles.  So I guess instead of listening to the entire fam out here preaching taterskin smack, I only paid attention to my uncle with his "once-a-year-Eagles-fix" and was converted in no time flat.  I roll with a bunch of Eagles fans out here in Fred, MD called the Eagle-O-Maniax, and you can point me at any sports bar down here out because I'm the one guy bellyaching about AR's stupid play calls, players with no heart, and missed catches, with my signature catchphrase, "Freddie Mitchell woulda caught that d/amn ball!"  Yeah, that's right,  I am probably the only remaining FredEx fan in existence, and I am proud of it.  Say what you want about him and his bigger-than-the-universe mouth, but the man played the middle of the field with no fear and made the catches Pinkston and Thrash wouldn't have dreamed of catching, and he's one of the very few Eagles players in history to make a play that had ALL Eagles fans celebrate in unison.  Oh, and by the way..... I married a hard-core Giants fan.  Such is the life....
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SunMo on May 14, 2007, 09:05:24 PM
Quote from: GeneralZOD on May 14, 2007, 08:50:50 PM
Sup Fellaz,
  Handle- General ZOD

  Name-Andy

  Location- New Oxford, PA and Frederick, MD

  Why I'm Here-Stop #1 on my Daily Eagles Info Webbrowse

  Hey, hey it'z me; that one cat that reads Concretefield everyday but rarely ever posts.  I'm from the Shippensburg area and I've been an Eagles fan since 1976.  My whole family are Skins fans, but I had this one uncle from Philly that would come up for the family reunions every year and all he would talk about was the Eagles.  So I guess instead of listening to the entire fam out here preaching taterskin smack, I only paid attention to my uncle with his "once-a-year-Eagles-fix" and was converted in no time flat.  I roll with a bunch of Eagles fans out here in Fred, MD called the Eagle-O-Maniax, and you can point me at any sports bar down here out because I'm the one guy bellyaching about AR's stupid play calls, players with no heart, and missed catches, with my signature catchphrase, "Freddie Mitchell woulda caught that d/amn ball!"  Yeah, that's right,  I am probably the only remaining FredEx fan in existence, and I am proud of it.  Say what you want about him and his bigger-than-the-universe mouth, but the man played the middle of the field with no fear and made the catches Pinkston and Thrash wouldn't have dreamed of catching, and he's one of the very few Eagles players in history to make a play that had ALL Eagles fans celebrate in unison.  Oh, and by the way..... I married a hard-core Giants fan.  Such is the life....

(http://www.philaflava.com/forum/images/smiles/didntread4gd.gif)
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2007, 12:04:29 AM
ZOD!! I remember you from way back on the old EMB.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: GeneralZOD on May 17, 2007, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2007, 12:04:29 AM
ZOD!! I remember you from way back on the old EMB.

Yeah man; those were the times, till it got overran by those who could magically become Birdz fans one moment and then Birdz haters the next.  Anyway, good to hear from ya Phreak; I see you're still holdin it down with some really great posts even after all these years...
Title: Re:You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 18, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 10, 2004, 12:12:55 PM
Name: seabiscuit36

Why im here?  I like asian porn, and love the birds,and got tired of fighting idiot cowboy fans on about football board...

Location:Middletown,DE

Was born an eagles fan, really took over when i met reggie and jerome at age 10 at an autograph session.  Now the birds are on my mind every farging day....
Found this board before the draft and havent left since...

I just realized you fargs never welcomed me here  :flipoff
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Post by: General_Failure on May 18, 2007, 06:40:00 PM
Welcome!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: rjs246 on May 18, 2007, 09:38:09 PM
Yeah, well farg you.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Feva on May 21, 2007, 07:11:48 AM
Never welcomed you by design.  Still don't want your sorry ass here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 21, 2007, 09:10:22 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 21, 2007, 07:11:48 AM
Never welcomed you by design.  Still don't want your sorry ass here.
Screw you and your son Feva  :P 
I read thru this entire thread, its crazy how many people have come and gone after 3-15 posts
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2007, 08:28:34 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 21, 2007, 09:10:22 AM
I read thru this entire thread, its crazy how many people have come and gone after 3-15 posts

Go take a look at the member list and see how many people have registered over the years without posting. 
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Post by: phattymatty on May 22, 2007, 08:57:43 PM
yeah that sounds like fun
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Post by: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2007, 08:59:01 PM
It's a real hoot. 
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 21, 2007, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 22, 2007, 08:28:34 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 21, 2007, 09:10:22 AM
I read thru this entire thread, its crazy how many people have come and gone after 3-15 posts

Go take a look at the member list and see how many people have registered over the years without posting. 
I think they are all going to start posting over the next 4 days
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Post by: phillywin2k5 on June 21, 2007, 04:29:20 PM
Name: Phillywin2k5
Real Name: Bryan
Location: NNJ, born and raised in FNE Philly

Why I'm Here: Eagles talk without the 10 year olds crying to trade McNabb and any other player who sucks for one game. AR may have not won the big one yet but hes put together the longest stetch of winning years by an Eagles coach and give the fans hope at the beginning of almost every season that they will finally bring home the Lombardi trophy.

Comments: Philadelphia teams (except 76ers) fan for most of my life, became an obsessive Eagles fan after attending the 95 playoff game vs the Lions. Sitting in the endzone for the Rodney Peete rainbow TD to Rob Carpenter did it for me! That and the chants for "60" during the 4th quarter  Got season tix the following season. Lurk more than i post, got nothing much to say. Regret living in NNJ 3 years ago when i was snowed in from seeing the Eagles win their 1st NFC Championship in 24 years in person.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: IamJoe on June 22, 2007, 04:05:25 AM
Name: IamJoe MF Joe on the EMB
Real Name: Joe
Location: NE. Born in Philly.

I'm here cause I'm bored and I love/hate the Eagles.  I lurk a lot. I don't like to type and I swim really fast.
 
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Post by: Dillen on June 22, 2007, 12:57:20 PM
It's true. He has won many relay races in that tight speedo of his.
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Post by: Rome on July 24, 2007, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: simon_douglas_9053 on November 05, 2001, 08:36:38 PM
Name:  David/Simon_Douglas_9053

Alias: Besides a bad TV show? SD or Simon_Douglas

Why i'm here: I heard the officail board sucks in its new format so i came to find out what it used to be like. and i like the captions threads :D


Comments: I'm going to bed, don't feel like filling this out right now.

Hahaha.  One of the first posts on this board was made by Munson.

That's great.  I think he was about 10 back then, btw.   :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ILLEAGLE on August 06, 2007, 01:46:37 PM
Hey everyone. Just dropping in to let ya's know I'm still alive. Most of you know that internet access is perpetually an issue with me so these opportunities are fleeting. Currently residing in Scranton (still  ::)), and just moved again. Life is chaotic as usual, but I've learned to accept it and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way, cause I damn sure do NOT get bored. I wanted to apologize for my last post, which was a bit over a year ago. I was drunk as hell. I was in the Harrisburg area visiting a friend in the hospital, I was staying with another friend, had quite a bit of rum to relieve some stress, and eventually I ended up on his computer. Not that it excuses me, but i wanted to give a little context. I read the damn thing a few days later and realized I came off like some 3rd grade teacher trying to amp up his students for a finger painting contest. Anyway, I don't have a lot of time right now to chime in on threads, but I will say that Kevin Kolb BETTER be the shtein in the future. A new season about to unfold, and I hope Marty still has his say as far as running the ball and the defense steps up stopping the run.
Gotta roll.....Be well....................
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Post by: mussa on August 06, 2007, 02:07:49 PM
whoa he is ALIVE! good hearing from ya dn't be a stranger  :yay
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 07, 2007, 08:00:56 AM
Quote from: ILLEAGLE on August 06, 2007, 01:46:37 PM
Hey everyone. Just dropping in to let ya's know I'm still alive. Most of you know that internet access is perpetually an issue with me so these opportunities are fleeting. Currently residing in Scranton (still  ::)), and just moved again. Life is chaotic as usual, but I've learned to accept it and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way, cause I damn sure do NOT get bored. I wanted to apologize for my last post, which was a bit over a year ago. I was drunk as hell. I was in the Harrisburg area visiting a friend in the hospital, I was staying with another friend, had quite a bit of rum to relieve some stress, and eventually I ended up on his computer. Not that it excuses me, but i wanted to give a little context. I read the damn thing a few days later and realized I came off like some 3rd grade teacher trying to amp up his students for a finger painting contest. Anyway, I don't have a lot of time right now to chime in on threads, but I will say that Kevin Kolb BETTER be the shtein in the future. A new season about to unfold, and I hope Marty still has his say as far as running the ball and the defense steps up stopping the run.
Gotta roll.....Be well....................
Good to see you back man.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on June 13, 2008, 07:11:11 PM
Name: ThirdStreetMafia
Alias: TSM
Location: Chambersburg, PA (Hour south of Harrisburg)
Why I'm here: Because EMB is retarded, and because this is usually the best place to find out Bird news.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on June 13, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
If you had said that this is the best place to find out you should kill yourself, you would have been closer to the mark.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on June 14, 2008, 07:17:07 AM
that too. It takes a lot a looking through piles of shtein. I've just somehow gotten used to it by now
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on June 14, 2008, 07:25:12 AM
The offseason is not the best time to come here looking for football talk. 

Come to think of it, never is a good time to come here looking for anything worthwhile at all.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on June 14, 2008, 11:49:56 AM
Thats why bleedinggreennation.com is so much better
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on June 14, 2008, 11:55:51 AM
Oh really...then hey, why don't you post there instead?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SunMo on June 14, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
or just kill yourself
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on June 14, 2008, 02:38:36 PM
 :boo
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on June 14, 2008, 11:49:56 AM
Thats why bleedinggreennation.com is so much better

Why are you here then?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Philly Crew on June 16, 2008, 04:23:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 16, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on June 14, 2008, 11:49:56 AM
Thats why bleedinggreennation.com is so much better

Why are you here then?

The friendly mods? ;D
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 16, 2008, 12:23:51 AM
TIME TO PASS OUT.  I LOVE YOU ALL AND HATE YOU ALL.  XOXOXOX fargSOR
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Post by: General_Failure on September 16, 2008, 12:27:12 AM
Go to bed Munson.
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Post by: eaglegene on October 14, 2008, 06:33:00 PM
Name:Gene

Alias: EagleGene

Location: Douglassville, pa. (about 45 mins out of Philly)

Why I'm here: To hang out with fellow Iggles fans.

Comments: I been following the Eagles for over 35 years. I collect lots of Eagles stuff and even have the last 5 seasons on dvd and a few seasons of Mike & Merril taped from 94WYSP. Here is a link to my myspace account: http://www.myspace.com/genemccombs (http://www.myspace.com/genemccombs) .Currently, i run a Booster Club for my indoor football team here in Reading, Pa., the Reading Express. I have been with them since their inception in 2006. You can visit our site here: http://www.expressfans.com (http://www.expressfans.com) . Now n then you can hear me on local radio. If you need to know anything else just ask..
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:34:12 PM
See, no asian porn.

But now MDS and hbionic will leg hump you.
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 14, 2008, 06:38:32 PM
so do you borrow george jetsons rocket pack to get from reading to philly in 45 minutes?
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Just a heads up, Gene...we at  :CF have our own brand of humor...it takes some gettin' used to.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on October 14, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
republican icehole GET THE farg OUT
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Post by: hbionic on October 14, 2008, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Just a heads up, Gene...we at  :CF have our own brand of humor...it takes some gettin' used to.


Yeah, its called 'not funny'.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: eaglegene on October 14, 2008, 06:42:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Just a heads up, Gene...we at  :CF have our own brand of humor...it takes some gettin' used to.

Its ok. No worries.I have the same sense of humor.   ;D
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Post by: MDS on October 14, 2008, 06:44:39 PM
sean taylor is dead funny, 9/11 jokes funny?
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Post by: hbionic on October 14, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Q. What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

A.  The N.Y. Jets!


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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:47:31 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 14, 2008, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Just a heads up, Gene...we at  :CF have our own brand of humor...it takes some gettin' used to.


Yeah, its called 'not funny'.

Not funny as in not good like the LA Dodgers?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on October 14, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 14, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Q. What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

A.  The N.Y. Jets!




Okay...that is funny.
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Post by: SunMo on October 14, 2008, 07:19:29 PM
phreak has a crush
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 07:29:01 PM
Only because you don't rub my back anymore!
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Post by: Feva on October 15, 2008, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: hbionic on October 14, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Q. What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

A.  The N.Y. Jets!


:-D
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Post by: phattymatty on October 15, 2008, 11:01:28 AM
Hi Gene.  Reading represent.
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Post by: eaglegene on October 15, 2008, 03:15:23 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 15, 2008, 11:01:28 AM
Hi Gene.  Reading represent.

In tha house. Lookin for a new home to talk Iggles football n whateva else.  :yay
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Post by: Feva on October 17, 2008, 09:42:33 AM
You can move into your "new home" if you just stop with the damn teal text...
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Post by: General_Failure on October 17, 2008, 04:57:51 PM
There's nothing wrong with teal text. Sure, it may be a little harder to read, but that just means you have to pay closer attention.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on October 17, 2008, 06:07:55 PM
^^

Randall Cunningham whispering in the huddle so the offense will listen harder to him agrees.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: stalker on January 17, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 14, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Just a heads up, Gene...we at  :CF have our own brand of humor...it takes some gettin' used to.

A chinaman, a spic and a colored walk into a bar.....

...The bartender says "Get the farg out".1


1 C Eastwood



Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ATV on January 21, 2009, 03:27:10 AM
More Asian Porn...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/862438/
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 12:20:34 PM
Hi all!

I am 32 and a transplanted mid-westerner (Illinois). I grew up a Bears fan but moved to Southern NJ after college for work. I don't post on these boards much but this one seems pretty passionate.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on February 27, 2009, 01:12:31 PM
Hola...

Whose dreams do you destroy?

Do you take requests for killing off dreams?
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Post by: BigEd76 on February 27, 2009, 01:18:06 PM
Quote from: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 12:20:34 PMI grew up a Bears fan but moved to Southern NJ after college for work.

...which means you're not a Bears fan anymore?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 01:58:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 27, 2009, 01:12:31 PM
Hola...

Whose dreams do you destroy?

Do you take requests for killing off dreams?

I destroy the dreams of those who depend on me, LOL. No, it's a long story how I got the nickname. The company who hired me took me over another candidate who was also highly recommended, a small amount of the client base was unhappy at the time, but they got over it. My boss slapped me with this moniker and it stuck.
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 27, 2009, 01:18:06 PM
Quote from: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 12:20:34 PMI grew up a Bears fan but moved to Southern NJ after college for work.

...which means you're not a Bears fan anymore?


No, I have adopted the Delaware Valley as my home and am a die-hard Eagles fan.
I'll probably live in this area until I'm dead or retire (which ever comes first).


Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2009, 01:59:49 PM
Here's to hoping its the former and sooner than later.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
Thank you?

Have you found an honest man?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2009, 02:28:19 PM
You have me confused with Diogenes. 
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Post by: MDS on February 27, 2009, 04:30:23 PM
if diomedes and cockdestroyer were to die i would be happy
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Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2009, 04:42:45 PM
you wouldn't be happy if Omar Little himself called you his boy
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Post by: MDS on February 27, 2009, 04:43:43 PM
a fictional character in a scripted television show that has been off the air for a year calling me his "boy" wouldnt even be possible you stupid piece of shtein
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2009, 04:46:21 PM
kinda like the chances of you being happy, fool
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Post by: Feva on March 10, 2009, 12:06:44 PM
...
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Post by: mpmcgraw on March 16, 2009, 07:42:39 PM
low blow
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dreamdestroyer on March 18, 2009, 10:48:40 PM
The way things are going with my job in this area (layoffs of long time employees and such). I am really thinking about moving back to the home state.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2009, 06:44:39 AM
Texas will welcome you back with open arms I'm sure.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 19, 2009, 07:42:09 PM
and hopefully loaded assault weapons
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: dreamdestroyer on March 19, 2009, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 19, 2009, 06:44:39 AM
Texas will welcome you back with open arms I'm sure.

Illinois, but I will be loved by my people there.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Vince on March 31, 2009, 11:18:34 AM
I used to be dreamdestroyer and now I'm Vince.
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Post by: reese125 on March 31, 2009, 11:43:07 AM
so you came in here to tell everyone? cool
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Post by: DH on April 03, 2009, 09:39:09 AM
Where's the Asian porn, Vinny?
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Post by: holyman on April 06, 2009, 10:45:02 PM
no asian porn?

:'(
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Post by: ATV on April 17, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
There's still hope...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged?utm_source=facebook_1
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Post by: Sgt PSN on April 18, 2009, 03:32:18 PM
it was only a matter of time before you made a worthy contribution to this place. 

QuoteNakajima confessed to frequently searching the Internet to satisfy her insatiable appetite for round, greasy American men years past their sexual prime. A survey of her recent browsing history revealed such Google searches as "pale man lying on couch eating" and "retiree + jowls + hardcore." The teen has also bookmarked several sites with lurid pictures of aging American males, including BuffaloBillsFanZone.com and the History Channel chat room.

:-D

QuoteThough she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on.

go get her demon!
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Post by: Father Demon on April 18, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
I will swear until the end of time that she is my NIECE!!
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Post by: ATV on July 31, 2009, 03:47:09 PM
More evidence that the Gingers are an inferior race...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/30/redhead.pain.dentist/index.html
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 31, 2009, 04:10:17 PM
I'd love to make you head Red
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 30, 2009, 12:57:49 AM
Guest  12:50:50 AM Printing the topic "The Hip-Hop Thread".

^^^^^^

my hero
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Post by: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
munson's probably leaving the trailer park tomorrow and needs to study up on black things incase he sees one on the bus. 
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Post by: ATV on September 03, 2009, 04:24:08 PM
Roller coaster porn...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80739845/
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Post by: ATV on September 03, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
Dog on Duck porn...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80738939/
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Post by: Eagaholic on September 13, 2009, 01:41:24 AM
mn
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Post by: NC_Eagle on October 19, 2009, 07:29:59 PM
Must be jello, cause jam don't shake like that!
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Post by: ATV on October 26, 2009, 04:55:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YK5nM.jpg)
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Post by: hbionic on November 05, 2009, 01:24:46 PM
That's awesome.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on July 18, 2010, 05:25:44 PM
Closest you'll get  (http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/18/jersey-shore-asians-k-town-reality-show/)
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Post by: Diomedes on August 30, 2010, 05:51:31 PM
Quote from: charlie on August 30, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
Well I never asked you to trust me on anything, and I don't want to eat fancy hamburger sushi, so we're all good.

This is not stillupfront.   Tone and diction are completely different.  No way stillupfront is able to change his voice this much, or keep it up for this long.

charlie is actually a new :CF member.    The first regular we've had since who...?  Long time.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2010, 06:46:19 PM
You mean you don't think our newest member (http://newest%20member) is legit? 
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Post by: Don Ho on October 06, 2010, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 18, 2010, 05:25:44 PM
Closest you'll get  (http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/18/jersey-shore-asians-k-town-reality-show/)

Holy shtein! :-D That is classic.  There are a shtein load of Koreans in Hawaii and I have yet to see any as ripped as those dudes.  Koreans have horrible tempers by nature so this should be good.  We use to crank call Korean bars and restaurants when we were kids just to hear them go ballistic.  We called this one bar one night and the guy was screaming so loud at us the phone was shaking.  My friend was acting like a US Government official and was telling this guy that all Koreans were being deported immediately.  All done before caller ID.   
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Post by: Sgt PSN on October 06, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on October 06, 2010, 03:44:46 AM
blah blah blah....when we were kids... blah blah... All done before caller ID.

No shtein you senile old pineapple head. 

BTW....how long did it take to make a crank call using a rotary telephone?  Or did you have to call Mabel the town operator and have her connect you?  Why are you so old?  Oldy. 
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Post by: SD on October 20, 2010, 11:41:48 AM
There's a lot of jokes I can make, but I'll restrain: Looks like joneszilla bounced
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Post by: lurking wierdo on October 27, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
Name: Lurking Wierdo
Live: NJ
Why I am here: Witty repartee and well thought out arguments by intelligent people on a variety of pertinent subjects.  Restaurant, book and movie reviews.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Do you or have you watched The Wire?
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Post by: lurking wierdo on October 27, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
Have not ever, but I have heard great things about it. I have never been involved in any series on the Premium Channels. I know I have been missing something. I recently began watching Weeds and have found that very entertaining. I have been toying with the idea of buying the box set of "The Wire".
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Post by: SunMo on October 27, 2010, 09:09:19 PM
i'll save you the time and money.  it's an interesting show but in the end it was all the dream of an autistic boy.
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Post by: MDS on October 27, 2010, 09:24:18 PM
lol

that should be a new requirement for humanity 

either watch the wire or dont bother breathing
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Post by: ice grillin you on October 27, 2010, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 27, 2010, 09:24:18 PM
lol

that should be a new requirement for humanity 

either watch the wire or dont bother breathing

new?

that was a requirement to reside on earth since 2004
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Post by: SD on October 27, 2010, 11:18:08 PM
Quote from: lurking wierdo on October 27, 2010, 08:56:50 PM
Name: Lurking Wierdo
Live: NJ
Why I am here: Witty repartee and well thought out arguments by intelligent people on a variety of pertinent subjects.  Restaurant, book and movie reviews.

you spelled 'weirdo' wrong?

Mock and ridicule
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Post by: lurking wierdo on November 12, 2010, 06:54:21 PM
So I have been perusing this topic to become more familiar with the personalities on the board and I have a few questions.

i. Is General Failure locked in a room doing nothing but posting on here constantly<

2. Are Phillygirl, Hbionic and Zanshin all gay? (Not that their is anything wrong with that)

3. Is this guy Donovan McNabb?

Quote from: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 01:58:44 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on February 27, 2009, 01:12:31 PM
Hola...

Whose dreams do you destroy?

Do you take requests for killing off dreams?

I destroy the dreams of those who depend on me, LOL. No, it's a long story how I got the nickname. The company who hired me took me over another candidate who was also highly recommended, a small amount of the client base was unhappy at the time, but they got over it. My boss slapped me with this moniker and it stuck.
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 27, 2009, 01:18:06 PM
Quote from: dreamdestroyer on February 27, 2009, 12:20:34 PMI grew up a Bears fan but moved to Southern NJ after college for work.

...which means you're not a Bears fan anymore?


No, I have adopted the Delaware Valley as my home and am a die-hard Eagles fan.
I'll probably live in this area until I'm dead or retire (which ever comes first).



Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on November 12, 2010, 06:57:58 PM
Yes
No
Maybe
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Post by: Diomedes on November 12, 2010, 07:11:58 PM
No but he is in charge and this isn't a democracy.  Thank god.
No.  PG is an dwarf runner married to a former pro football fullback, with two children.  chuggie is from L.A. and an illegal, so the mistake is understandable, and Zanshin will kick your ass in real life or in Madden, your choice.  Ask him about his hairless dog.
No, for obvious reasons.
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Post by: lurking wierdo on November 21, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
DWARF!!! For some reason, midgets always make me happy. I just look at them and I get a smile on my face. I thought Happy Gilmore was okay but the scene with the midget always makes me laugh.

And a lesbian midget is my idea of the ultimate porn film.
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Post by: Hawk on December 08, 2010, 11:46:15 PM
Guest  12:39:40 AM Registering for an account on the forum.


YES!
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Post by: Tomahawk on December 10, 2010, 12:52:10 PM
Did you know japanese porn blurs out the bush and twigs & berries
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Post by: hbionic on December 10, 2010, 01:46:33 PM
You have to click that you ARE over 18. Otherwise, mommy and daddy have to explain why the 13 year old looking japanese girl is crying while she's being raped having sex with the old guy.
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Post by: Tomahawk on December 10, 2010, 02:46:37 PM
No....this is on sites like slutload and pornhub
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Post by: Sgt PSN on December 10, 2010, 03:41:07 PM
In Japan, it's against the law to film porn and not blur that stuff out. So if you see Japanese porn without the blur, that means it was filmed outside of Japan.
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Post by: Tomahawk on December 10, 2010, 03:42:29 PM
Fancy....like cognac, champagne, or tequila
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Post by: Diomedes on June 09, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
apparently mattwillnot
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Post by: Yeti on June 23, 2011, 07:04:49 PM
Yeti
Location: The Woods

  A Master woodsman, I carved a canoe from a fallen oak tree with a plastic ice cream spoon.  I used this to paddle down river where I kidnapped my wife while she was washing her clothes by the riverside.  She grew to love me when she saw how kind and gentle i was and how enormous my meatcicle is.  I showed her how wonderful the woods are and she showed me how great the city can be.  We now attend Eagles games and go to DiNardos for Crabs afterwards. 
  I love cheese flavored popcorn.
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Post by: hbionic on July 22, 2011, 02:44:04 PM
hbionic

My trip through the woods.

I was taking a stroll in the woods and noticed a wood schack near the river. I looked in the window and saw a large sasquatch looking thing with a huge meatcicle nailing this hot broad that was tied to the bed. After he was done, he left, for food I assume, so I went in the bedroom where his hostage was tied up. I raped her a few times. She was practically beggin for it the way she was tied up. She did have this cheese flavored popcorn smell coming from her lower half. Her back end smelled like crab. Weird. Blood, tears, and cheese popcorn don't mix well, so I got out of there.

That sasquatch did have a huge meatcicle though. Wonder whatever happened to the hostage.

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Post by: Eagaholic on July 23, 2011, 01:23:13 AM
Quote from: hbionic on July 22, 2011, 02:44:04 PM
hbionic

My trip through the woods.

I was taking a stroll in the woods and noticed a wood schack near the river. I looked in the window and saw a large sasquatch looking thing with a huge meatcicle nailing this hot broad that was tied to the bed. After he was done, he left, for food I assume, so I went in the bedroom where his hostage was tied up. I raped her a few times. She was practically beggin for it the way she was tied up. She did have this cheese flavored popcorn smell coming from her lower half. Her back end smelled like crab. Weird. Blood, tears, and cheese popcorn don't mix well, so I got out of there.

That sasquatch did have a huge meatcicle though. Wonder whatever happened to the hostage.



Man, I'm sure glad I noticed Yeti's above post after reading this one. At first I just thought this was like one of those random musing things. Or didn't you see his post either?
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Post by: hbionic on July 23, 2011, 01:29:36 AM
I have him on ignore. I can't see his posts.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagaholic on July 23, 2011, 05:30:45 PM
Quote from: hbionic on July 23, 2011, 01:29:36 AM
I have him on ignore. I can't see his posts.

Huh, I think you guys would get along well.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Yeti on July 25, 2011, 06:28:41 PM
I have Hi ronic on ignore as well.

He broke into my cabin and gayed everything up.
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Post by: hbionic on July 25, 2011, 08:28:32 PM
I cant see what he wrote...but I imagine its in response to the changes I made to his wardrobe.
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Post by: methdeez on September 28, 2011, 03:38:36 PM
One question, not sure where else to asked this, what happened to CF.com, and what the hell is this: http://www.good-hanarabi.com/?
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Post by: Diomedes on September 28, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Two answers: yes.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2013, 08:39:11 AM
Hey folks... I don't really think there is a need for me to post here anymore. Those of you who wish to keep in touch with me should be able to do so, and I do plan to still read the board from time to time.

I apologize for the massive amounts of ill will created and returned in kind. You're largely good and interesting people, but I do not believe this forum brings out the best in any of us.

See you on the flip side.
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Post by: SunMo on January 28, 2013, 08:42:12 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5br53wRjA1rpugqso1_250.gif)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SunMo on January 28, 2013, 08:43:35 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8cbfa5e797607508dff24661f484a32/tumblr_mggzdju9uu1r78pnqo3_500.gif)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on January 28, 2013, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2013, 08:39:11 AM...drama...

(http://i.imgur.com/CbzY2.gif)
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Post by: Munson on January 28, 2013, 11:56:36 AM
I will miss half the threads on the forum being updated with new posts from FF. Now it'll go back to having 3-5 hour long periods without a post.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on January 28, 2013, 12:12:55 PM
Ridiculous
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Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 28, 2013, 12:16:02 PM
You're all racists.
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Post by: MDS on January 28, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
lol FF jesus what a turd

yeah there's so much drama from a message board with 4 people on it. or any message board for that matter. or anything related to typing words on the internet. good god.
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Post by: Diomedes on January 28, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Munson on January 28, 2013, 11:56:36 AMI will miss half the threads on the forum being updated with new posts from FF. Now it'll go back to having 3-5 hour long periods without a post.

Maybe you could pick up the slack. That would be so cool.
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Post by: Dillen on January 28, 2013, 08:33:28 PM
Quote from: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 28, 2013, 08:39:11 AM
Hey folks... I don't really think there is a need for me to post here anymore.
Was there ever? For any of us?

Also, it took until now for me to realize this is FF.

Title: Hi
Post by: Ericson on April 29, 2013, 07:27:48 AM
I am new here.
Title: Hello
Post by: Ericson on April 29, 2013, 07:28:26 AM
What's your favorite sport?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
Raping your mother
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2013, 09:25:03 AM
I heard competitive rape is going to replace wrestling at the next summer olympics. 
Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 29, 2013, 09:27:51 AM
Cool.  Now go be new somewhere else.  Like hell. 
Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Rome on April 29, 2013, 09:35:00 AM
Bump
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2013, 09:41:37 AM
how many olympians will :CF be sending
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: hbionic on April 29, 2013, 05:08:34 PM
Quote from: Ericson on April 29, 2013, 07:28:26 AM
What's your favorite sport?

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 29, 2013, 09:16:00 AM
Raping your mother

I just read this. I almost choked on my food. F'ing funny.
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Post by: Yeti on September 17, 2013, 09:05:06 PM
I still have chuggie on ignore.  That mother farger best not be talking shtein about me.
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Post by: SD on June 22, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
Ran into Murp at a bar last night...he sends his regards
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 12:52:09 PM
Cool good to hear he's alive and well
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Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2014, 03:24:36 PM
hes not on facebook?
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 22, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
Yeah but never see him post anything
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Post by: Yeti on October 16, 2014, 07:34:57 PM
That's what happens when you get married.  The wife won't let you do anything fun.

But you queers don't have to worry about that.
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Post by: Tomahawk on October 16, 2014, 07:38:45 PM
Isn't gay marriage legal yet?
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Post by: Rome on October 16, 2014, 11:03:34 PM
I don't have the heart to break the news to Yeti...
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Post by: hbionic on November 18, 2014, 04:54:26 AM
Hey Yeti, what's up man, I hope you're doing well. Talk to you soon.
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Post by: Diomedes on December 03, 2014, 09:47:43 PM
we need to link up with this guy GreenGhost

http://youtu.be/Aphg8K9uDCw
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Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 04, 2014, 08:44:48 AM
Patterson Teeth
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Post by: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???
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Post by: smeags on April 17, 2015, 01:07:41 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???

you talked to freddie in jail ?
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Post by: hunt on April 17, 2015, 01:15:17 PM
Quote from: smeags on April 17, 2015, 01:07:41 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???

you talked to freddie in jail ?
yeah, while i was visting lawrence phillips.
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Post by: smeags on April 17, 2015, 01:23:30 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 01:15:17 PM
Quote from: smeags on April 17, 2015, 01:07:41 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???

you talked to freddie in jail ?
yeah, while i was visting lawrence phillips.

nice, did you see aaron hernandez walk in ?
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Post by: Eagaholic on April 17, 2015, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???
He must not like you much, sending you here
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 17, 2015, 05:23:35 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 17, 2015, 12:55:19 PM
hi, pals.  fastfreddie told me to stop by.  how's it hangin, everybody???

We need you in the Sixers threads, hunt.
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Post by: hunt on April 20, 2015, 08:13:38 AM
i'll check it out.  hopefully there's an in depth discussion of ish smith in there.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 20, 2015, 08:48:57 AM
He was discussed for sure.

As is Thomas Robinson -- I think he should be kept because he's a good rebounder and played well - but that isn't the shared consensus.

mds loves talking Sixers too...completely and totally rational thought provoking posts by him.
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Post by: smeags on April 20, 2015, 09:04:42 AM
i see what you did there phreak.
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Post by: Yeti on July 11, 2015, 03:03:10 PM
Ummm, none of this has to do with Asian porn.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on October 26, 2015, 03:12:41 PM
it's phreak's birthday today.


he's a man.  he's 36.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 26, 2015, 03:32:44 PM
lol...can't believe I have been a member here for 15 years now.

40 is creeping up.  >:(
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Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2016, 08:01:27 PM
Quote from: hunt on October 26, 2015, 03:12:41 PM
it's phreak's birthday today.


he's a man.  he's 36.

:-D
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Post by: hunt on February 08, 2016, 04:17:31 PM
it's poopyfacemcgee's birthday today.  what the hell did you people do to fastfreddie before you made him leave?  :-D
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Post by: Munson on February 08, 2016, 04:44:25 PM
Things got weird. I remember him being gone for a long time, coming back with the name change ,and then posting pictures of himself like flipping off IGY or something.
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Post by: SD on February 08, 2016, 06:00:54 PM
Quote from: Munson on February 08, 2016, 04:44:25 PM
Things got weird. I remember him being gone for a long time, coming back with the name change ,and then posting pictures of himself like flipping off IGY or something.

Did that really happen? Maybe it was during my hiatus but I don't remember.
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Post by: Munson on February 08, 2016, 06:15:44 PM
I definitely remember him posting a picture or pictures of himself in the middle of an argument. Thought I remembered a bird in there somewhere.
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Post by: Geowhizzer on February 08, 2016, 06:38:24 PM
For some reason I thought smeags might have been him.  Guess not.
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Post by: Diomedes on February 08, 2016, 07:03:25 PM
I have no clue who he isj ust that he used to be someone else.
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Post by: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2016, 09:27:43 PM
Poopyfacemcgee = FasrFreddie
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Post by: Eagaholic on February 09, 2016, 10:11:44 PM
(http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/123719832/1204011114__4_.jpg)
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Post by: smeags on March 16, 2016, 11:09:48 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on February 08, 2016, 06:38:24 PM
For some reason I thought smeags might have been him.  Guess not.

Why do you hate me so much ?
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Post by: PhillyGirl on June 21, 2016, 06:08:47 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 09, 2016, 09:27:43 PM
Poopyfacemcgee = FasrFreddie

Was wondering about that.
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Post by: SD on July 10, 2017, 10:35:39 PM
Most time online

Quote
ice grillin you      775d 21h 53m
SunMo      450d 3h 9m
General_Failure      444d 12h 40m
MDS      383d 8h 32m
rjs246      375d 3h 14m
Geowhizzer      351d 4h 12m
Diomedes      350d 15h 55m
Munson      334d 23h 52m
PhillyPhreak54      321d 12h 20

Impressive
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 10, 2017, 10:38:42 PM
775 days?! Damn son!

I think I've been here since 2002...goddamn 15 years on this forum. And I almost have a year logged in.
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Post by: Diomedes on July 11, 2017, 05:41:14 AM
And of those,  one left a long time ago, the other has basically been gone for about as long despite a couple short regrettable cameos, and Big Brother has all but checked out as well.  SAD!
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Post by: General_Failure on July 11, 2017, 07:40:21 AM
I haven't checked out, I just have no access to a real keyboard and phone typing sucks. My family suddenly turned into a full album of country song cliches, so I've been back in PA for weeks and have weeks more to go before I get back home. It kinda sucks, and I wish everyone but me were dead.
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Post by: QB Eagles on July 11, 2017, 11:04:56 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 11, 2017, 05:41:14 AM
And of those,  one left a long time ago, the other has basically been gone for about as long despite a couple short regrettable cameos, and Big Brother has all but checked out as well.  SAD!

Maybe Mad-Lad and MURP haven't been moderating the forums aggressively enough.
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 11, 2017, 01:46:10 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 11, 2017, 07:40:21 AM
I haven't checked out, I just have no access to a real keyboard and phone typing sucks. My family suddenly turned into a full album of country song cliches, so I've been back in PA for weeks and have weeks more to go before I get back home. It kinda sucks, and I wish everyone but me were dead.

Damn sorry to hear that buddy - hope it gets better
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Post by: Geowhizzer on August 18, 2017, 12:57:24 PM
Here's what my state is doing for to Florida's kids. (http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/18/health/florida-sick-kids-insurance-eprise/index.html)
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Post by: hbionic on October 17, 2017, 02:54:27 AM
I'm a third of the way done with that article.

Have to stop because of how disgusting it is.

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Post by: Diomedes on August 05, 2018, 01:22:47 PM
Where Phreak at? 
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 05, 2018, 01:49:40 PM
balls deep
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Post by: MDS on August 05, 2018, 04:32:35 PM
my 2 theories:

1. eagles won the super bowl and he flat out stopped caring about sports
2. found some venezuelan whore who is bleeding him dry
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Post by: SD on August 05, 2018, 04:57:13 PM
I'd go with option 2. Good for Jay.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: ice grillin you on August 05, 2018, 06:07:08 PM
he definitely got a new girl...he told me

he in luuuuuuv

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Post by: Rome on August 05, 2018, 06:28:32 PM
So he's cheating on us?   That whore.
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Post by: ice grillin you on August 05, 2018, 06:59:39 PM
unacceptable

he's barely paying attention to fantasy

that's how I know

wedding invites coming soon
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Post by: Eagaholic on August 06, 2018, 12:00:17 AM
Did he watch the Superbowl?
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Post by: Rome on August 06, 2018, 11:03:41 AM
(http://rs35.pbsrc.com/albums/d178/jerome99rip/ScreenShot2014-07-24at85036PM_zps80765372.png?w=480&h=480&fit=clip)

I found him. 
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Post by: smeags on August 06, 2018, 11:23:58 AM
 :yay
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Post by: MDS on August 06, 2018, 11:51:14 AM
this isnt a "new girl" for j

this has got to be some south american street whore from vegas that is systematically emptying his bank account
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 06, 2018, 03:35:44 PM
Hello errrrrbody!

Long story but yeah, I'm back.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on August 06, 2018, 06:13:28 PM
You got mistaken for a Mexican and got deported by ICE, right?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 06, 2018, 06:43:19 PM
I'm locked up in one of Trump's concentration camps posting from a cell I keistered to sneak inside here! Plz help

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Post by: MDS on August 06, 2018, 10:27:39 PM
whatever this story is it BETTER be good
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Post by: SD on August 06, 2018, 11:14:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 06, 2018, 03:35:44 PM
Hello errrrrbody!

Long story but yeah, I'm back.

Please don't tell me you're married or about to be a father
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Post by: smeags on August 07, 2018, 07:40:31 AM
this should be good.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2018, 09:11:18 AM
Quote from: AO1 on August 06, 2018, 11:14:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 06, 2018, 03:35:44 PM
Hello errrrrbody!

Long story but yeah, I'm back.

Please don't tell me you're married or about to be a father

Haha! No, neither.

It felt good to take an internet break, though.
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Post by: Tomahawk on August 07, 2018, 09:14:43 AM
What did you go to jail for?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 07, 2018, 09:15:58 AM
Beating up a dude in a MAGA hat
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Tomahawk on August 07, 2018, 09:19:32 AM
Thank you for your service!
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hbionic on August 10, 2018, 01:22:31 PM
They don't have internet access in the Andes.
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Post by: Diomedes on September 12, 2019, 08:22:34 AM
I was hoping the football season would bring a few :CF prodigal sons back, but it has not.  Pour one out for:

Sus
Chuggie
Sassy


and pour out another for all the others long gone, I miss a bunch of 'em.  Russel, SunMo, MadMarchHare, PPinDC, Demon, mussa, MURP, seabiscuit, Wingspan, BigEd, PG, FF, shore, smeags, reese, satoshi, DieHard etc., etc.

How many active posters are we now, a dozen or so?

Dio, Big Brother, igy, little guy, jay, don ho, QB, SD, Thauck, Rome, Geo, Munron, (12)

phatty and zanshin make occasional appearances still

Who I miss?
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Post by: BigEd76 on October 27, 2019, 12:08:08 PM
 :paranoid
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Post by: Rome on October 27, 2019, 12:42:23 PM
Hi Ed.  Nice to see you. 
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on October 27, 2019, 05:18:54 PM
Eduardo Grande...hola
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Post by: MDS on October 27, 2019, 05:36:53 PM
eassyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

the legend
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Post by: hunt on December 26, 2019, 01:56:58 PM
i like to think i'm the only one who receives the annual "happy holidays" message from don ho.  i mean, i'm pretty sure i am.  you guys can claim that you get them too, but i don't believe yous.

thanks don. happy holidays to you too. it's you & me, brah.   
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Post by: Munson on December 26, 2019, 05:27:14 PM
It's definitely just you hunt, I promise

:paranoid
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Post by: hunt on April 15, 2020, 01:57:29 PM
the emb is shutting down its discussion boards as of april 30.  youze guys want me to have folks migrate over here?   8)
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Post by: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 01:58:21 PM
With any luck they'll go to Reddit not here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on April 15, 2020, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 01:58:21 PM
With any luck they'll go to Reddit not here.

yeah, man. who needs posters?   >:(
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Post by: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 02:12:06 PM
we sure as farg don't...got five or six already
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Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 15, 2020, 01:57:29 PM
the emb is shutting down its discussion boards as of april 30.  youze guys want me to have folks migrate over here?   8)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kCvGIwUHhSOKk/giphy.gif)

New blood not knowing how things work around here could be not good haha
Leave the right wingers over there.

Why are they shutting down?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 15, 2020, 04:10:28 PM
Quote from: hunt on April 15, 2020, 01:57:29 PM
the emb is shutting down its discussion boards as of april 30.  youze guys want me to have folks migrate over here?   8)

Haven't logged in since mid January. Feel like I'm a much better person for it. I'm sure the nuts will flock to 4chan or whatever other wacko sites they visit.

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Post by: Rome on April 15, 2020, 04:18:26 PM
Quote
Now this is some real Gold Standard sheet right here. It just doesn't get any more pompous or arrogant than this. Thanks for the years of time spent supporting our team now go F yourself in the middle of the country being shutdown from a pandemic! Now we know how much the team truly values it's fans. 💩

Thanks Mr Laurie I hope you save lots and lots of money for you and Yoko! 

Can't imagine why they're shutting it down.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 04:59:12 PM
I haven't been there for years. Why are they shutting down?

And which dumb farg is that who, after 26 years, still can't spell Lurie?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 05:20:44 PM
Quote from: Rome on April 15, 2020, 04:18:26 PM
Quote
Now this is some real Gold Standard sheet right here. It just doesn't get any more pompous or arrogant than this. Thanks for the years of time spent supporting our team now go F yourself in the middle of the country being shutdown from a pandemic! Now we know how much the team truly values it's fans. 💩

Thanks Mr Laurie I hope you save lots and lots of money for you and Yoko! 

Can't imagine why they're shutting it down.

lmao, just saw this post. Not surprising who it's coming from.

Also lol at them trying to hand control of the board over to VABEach_Eagle...yikes.
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Post by: SD on April 15, 2020, 06:09:20 PM
VA used to beg to be a mod but we always turned him down. He's a Trump nut so I'm sure his board will be fair and balanced
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Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 06:14:25 PM
Lol yeah, the place would be a right wing cesspool even more so than what EMB became.

I don't post on the reddit or even visit it, I don't know what it's like there
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 15, 2020, 06:17:40 PM
Quote from: Munson on April 15, 2020, 06:14:25 PM
Lol yeah, the place would be a right wing cesspool even more so than what EMB became.

I don't post on the reddit or even visit it, I don't know what it's like there

Did you create a clone account?
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Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 06:25:01 PM
I was able to get on under a few names here and there. Sometimes would get banned for zero reason as I hadn't posted anything, PMed anyone, or signed on at an IP Address I had used with my main account though
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Post by: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 06:50:19 PM
Quote from: Munson on April 15, 2020, 06:14:25 PMI don't post on the reddit or even visit it, I don't know what it's like there

I self-deleted my reddit account a couple months ago...it's a horrible time sink, and commenting only amplifies the horror.  It's not good for you.

/r/Eagles is a rah-rah Eagles circle jerk...dissenting or unpopular views utterly buried and visible only if you go looking for what's been downvoted out of view.  Not as Trump crazy as EMB..politics discouraged.  I still read, but only as a lurker, don't post or vote comments, etc...I'd suggest you do the same.
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Post by: Geowhizzer on April 15, 2020, 07:06:19 PM
:CF is the only board home for me.  :evil
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Post by: General_Failure on April 15, 2020, 07:10:23 PM
Social Media was a mistake.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 07:13:51 PM
I dabbled in MySpace, found it's implications terrifying, deleted, never joined FB or any of the others...but Reddit got me for a few years.  It's not social media, I'm telling myself, as I'm reflexively checking my karma score and how many upvotes my comments are getting.....f'n pathetic.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 15, 2020, 07:17:21 PM
I got a Google+ account, thinking it was going to take off. Everyone already had a gmail account, how could they possibly screw it up?

I have an entire two comments on Reddit, I can't be bothered reading people have the same discussions every couple of weeks for the rest of time. I attempted to use the Instagram for about an hour before my soul died.
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Post by: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 08:10:39 PM
Oh, I forgot about Google+.  Guilty on that count, similar experience.

Quote from: General_Failure on April 15, 2020, 07:17:21 PM...I can't be bothered reading people have the same discussions every couple of weeks for the rest of time...

Burst out loud laughing. 
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Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 08:24:16 PM
Facebook took off right around when I was 18/19 so of course I have one. I use Twitter mostly to follow, dont actually tweet very often, reply to tweets once in a while though. IG I have as well, but I must of had an account for a year or two before I started using it with any regularity.

I've posted on Reddit maybe 10-15 times ever, most of which was in a sub for premature baby parents since our son came 10 weeks early and I was trying to find any tips I could on baby food, brain development, etc
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 08:36:07 PM
Damn I remember the VABeach dude. Is BRKMSN still there?

I use reddit for my local houston sub only. It's a downvoting cesspool
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Eagaholic on April 15, 2020, 08:46:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 15, 2020, 02:12:06 PM
we sure as farg don't...got five or six already
lol. I couldn't imagine discussions getting any more vigorous or diverse here.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on April 15, 2020, 09:05:53 PM
if life was normal i would say dont bring them maga dork emb orphans in but there is literally nothing to do so why not

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 09:11:37 PM
God please don't. Some of the posters are cool but there really are some warped brain trumpbots over there.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 15, 2020, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.

They were ridiculed and mocked on the EMB, if you didn't have thick skin over there they'd eat you alive. Plus there's not enough action on this board, they need mass posts so they have something to bitch about. VA asked for donations for his new board and they already crushed his goal so they'll be migrating there. Last few days should be fun with everyone posting titties
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on April 15, 2020, 11:37:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.

thats...the point
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 15, 2020, 11:44:49 PM
Quote from: AO1 on April 15, 2020, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.

They were ridiculed and mocked on the EMB, if you didn't have thick skin over there they'd eat you alive. Plus there's not enough action on this board, they need mass posts so they have something to bitch about. VA asked for donations for his new board and they already crushed his goal so they'll be migrating there. Last few days should be fun with everyone posting titties

Tell em to rescind all bans >:D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 15, 2020, 11:37:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.

thats...the point

I know. It would be fun
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 11:55:23 PM
Quote from: AO1 on April 15, 2020, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 15, 2020, 10:29:32 PM
They wouldn't last long here. They'd be ridiculed and mocked.

They were ridiculed and mocked on the EMB, if you didn't have thick skin over there they'd eat you alive. Plus there's not enough action on this board, they need mass posts so they have something to bitch about. VA asked for donations for his new board and they already crushed his goal so they'll be migrating there. Last few days should be fun with everyone posting titties

How much did he swindle them for?

I'll lol if he does to them what that kook Bill Mitchell did to his twitter followers. He solicited money for bettering his show and then moved to Florida and bought a house or something
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 16, 2020, 12:23:22 AM
Apparently it's up and running already? Not sure how far ahead you can pay for a website but I wouldn't trust him at all. Probably getting himself some new guns already :-D
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Post by: SD on April 16, 2020, 05:15:05 AM
 No idea haven't followed along just caught the last page of a thread. He's a computer software tech guy and has been around for a while so my moneys on him running one. Think he's trying to scrape everyone's screen names and post counts from the EMB.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 08:12:51 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 16, 2020, 12:23:22 AM
Apparently it's up and running already? Not sure how far ahead you can pay for a website but I wouldn't trust him at all. Probably getting himself some new guns already :-D

It's like ten bucks a month for hosting, and message board software is free. You can pay for a year at a time if you want, but anyone getting a ton of money to crowdfund one is just going to take the money and run.
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Post by: Rome on April 16, 2020, 08:16:18 AM
He's the same thief who was selling unauthorized copies of Eagles DVD's during the early Reid years. 

He's a POS just like the rest of them. 
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Post by: Diomedes on April 16, 2020, 08:16:53 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 08:12:51 AM...anyone getting a ton of money to crowdfund one is just going to take the money and run.

How much do we need to crowdfund to make you run?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 08:28:08 AM
Just wait for the Corona to kill me.
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Post by: Diomedes on April 16, 2020, 08:41:06 AM
https://youtu.be/2dGoKgSknuk
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 16, 2020, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 16, 2020, 08:16:18 AM
He's the same thief who was selling unauthorized copies of Eagles DVD's during the early Reid years. 

He's a POS just like the rest of them.

lolol i forgot about that

get a link for his new site for me and maybe i'll go troll
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Post by: hunt on April 16, 2020, 10:58:32 AM
the gofundme for the new site is up to around 2 grand.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 16, 2020, 10:59:22 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 16, 2020, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: Rome on April 16, 2020, 08:16:18 AM
He's the same thief who was selling unauthorized copies of Eagles DVD's during the early Reid years. 

He's a POS just like the rest of them.

lolol i forgot about that

get a link for his new site for me and maybe i'll go troll

It's not up yet but
https://www.eaglesmessageboard.com/

In case you want to donate some of your stimulus

https://www.gofundme.com/f/save-eagles-message-board-emb
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Rome on April 16, 2020, 02:29:30 PM
So at ten bucks a month he's raked in enough dough to run the site for 17 years already.

Awesome.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
To be fair to this guy I've never met and is probably scamming stupid people out of a few bucks, he might be throwing a few bucks at some college kids to make some art.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 16, 2020, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
To be fair to this guy I've never met and is probably scamming stupid people out of a few bucks, he might be throwing a few bucks at some college kids to make some art.

Jokes on Chuck_Chillout, never got a dime did he?  Did he?
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Post by: phattymatty on April 16, 2020, 02:37:39 PM
wow i just logged in and saw that i posted twice in 2014 and once in 2009.  and i have a warning from 2004.

i actually love reddit, r/sixers and my local dc reddit is really the only other places i chat on other than here.  r/eagles is lame though.
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Post by: phattymatty on April 16, 2020, 02:38:56 PM
Passepartout's momma died that's sad.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 16, 2020, 02:37:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 16, 2020, 02:34:13 PM
To be fair to this guy I've never met and is probably scamming stupid people out of a few bucks, he might be throwing a few bucks at some college kids to make some art.

Jokes on Chuck_Chillout, never got a dime did he?  Did he?

It was Mad-Lad, and no. Nobody ever saw a dime from this.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 18, 2020, 12:01:11 AM
Like stepping back into a time warp.

My log in there still works.

And I see a lot of the same people. They've got a who are some of your favorite posters overs the years threads.

Munson is getting a lotta love
a few nods to hunt too
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 18, 2020, 12:17:17 AM
Lol I got banned by Paco when he created a fake story about "internet stalking" because he's a little bitch, but the right wingers there haaaated me.

I didn't post in WU anymore to know anyone else anymore. The original off topic crew either ended up here or doesn't post much anymore from what I remember.

If they rescinded the ban, I'd head over and say hi one last time *shrug*
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 18, 2020, 12:34:53 AM
Havas got a shout out for theghostofleonardtose
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Post by: Munson on April 18, 2020, 12:51:41 AM
lol that's a throw back. I always forget that was IGY.

Who here is the dude trying to entice the right wing idiots to come over here? :-D at least invite the sane right wingers
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on April 18, 2020, 04:05:05 PM
please bring them there is nothing else to do
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Post by: Munson on April 18, 2020, 04:07:11 PM
I think you're underestimating how bad it can get :-D

Though they opened up the boards so even guests can see every subforum now, so you can go stroll through the politics section there and see for yourself. Wonder why they did that.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on April 22, 2020, 10:21:54 AM
the "new" board is up and running.  i think i saw where they raised around $3k through gofundme.  anyway, a bunch of folks seem to have migrated there....so you people are safe for now.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 22, 2020, 10:25:44 AM
So this is goodbye?

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on April 22, 2020, 11:11:34 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2020, 10:25:44 AM
So this is goodbye?

for me?  nah...i'll keep up my current posting pace on here....10-15 posts per year.  ;D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 22, 2020, 11:13:38 AM
Quote from: hunt on April 22, 2020, 10:21:54 AM
the "new" board is up and running.  i think i saw where they raised around $3k through gofundme.  anyway, a bunch of folks seem to have migrated there....so you people are safe for now.

VA emailed my personal email last night inviting me over. Not sure I like the freaks on that board having any of my personal info. They offered to let us have our mod positions. Anyway I said good riddance over there months ago and it's been a great decision.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on April 22, 2020, 11:20:44 AM
Quote from: AO1 on April 22, 2020, 11:13:38 AM
Quote from: hunt on April 22, 2020, 10:21:54 AM
the "new" board is up and running.  i think i saw where they raised around $3k through gofundme.  anyway, a bunch of folks seem to have migrated there....so you people are safe for now.

VA emailed my personal email last night inviting me over. Not sure I like the freaks on that board having any of my personal info. They offered to let us have our mod positions. Anyway I said good riddance over there months ago and it's been a great decision.

i registered under a yahoo email account i rarely use.  i'm not sure what other personal info they could get from joining. ip address maybe?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 22, 2020, 11:44:46 AM
I signed up in 2000...my last name is in my email and my family is the only family in the US with the same last name so I'm extremely easy to find. I'm fb friends with a few people but they're people I've known for a while and have actually met in person. The CVON freaks take shtein too far.

Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 22, 2020, 11:59:33 AM
Quote from: hunt on April 22, 2020, 10:21:54 AM
the "new" board is up and running.  i think i saw where they raised around $3k through gofundme.  anyway, a bunch of folks seem to have migrated there....so you people are safe for now.

I just remembered that I think GF made it like impossibly hard to sign up here because of all the spambots that somehow found this place. So a few people may have tried to register and never go through  :-D
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Post by: Diomedes on April 22, 2020, 12:01:11 PM
Joining :CF is like cutting off your dick with a sliding compound mitre saw: you can do it but you really have to try hard.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 22, 2020, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: AO1 on April 22, 2020, 11:44:46 AM
I signed up in 2000...my last name is in my email and my family is the only family in the US with the same last name so I'm extremely easy to find. I'm fb friends with a few people but they're people I've known for a while and have actually met in person. The CVON freaks take shtein too far.

It's weird enough that PacoMod12 makes up stories about other posters to justify banning them lol. All the people on there that actually do internet stalk, last thing I want to do is find any of their personal profiles and possibly tip them off to my own personal info in the process.

Hell, redden I think it was tried to use personal info I posted here back in like 2005 to try and prove that I didn't live where I said I lived a few years ago, as if I couldn't have possibly moved  :-D Those people are extreme stalkers.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 22, 2020, 12:36:40 PM
It's currently set to one captcha and Admin approval. Previously it was email registration plus a captcha and a security question.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 22, 2020, 12:51:47 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2020, 12:01:11 PM
Joining :CF is like cutting off your dick with a sliding compound mitre saw: you can do it but you really have to try hard.

:paranoid
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 22, 2020, 01:38:15 PM
Quote from: Munson on April 22, 2020, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: AO1 on April 22, 2020, 11:44:46 AM
I signed up in 2000...my last name is in my email and my family is the only family in the US with the same last name so I'm extremely easy to find. I'm fb friends with a few people but they're people I've known for a while and have actually met in person. The CVON freaks take shtein too far.

It's weird enough that PacoMod12 makes up stories about other posters to justify banning them lol. All the people on there that actually do internet stalk, last thing I want to do is find any of their personal profiles and possibly tip them off to my own personal info in the process.

Hell, redden I think it was tried to use personal info I posted here back in like 2005 to try and prove that I didn't live where I said I lived a few years ago, as if I couldn't have possibly moved  :-D Those people are extreme stalkers.

I'd like to see who TEW is to see if he's the real life douche I have him pictured in my head
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 22, 2020, 03:07:21 PM
I definitely imagine a Wall Street looking frat bro douche bag appearance for sure...but also, 90% of those superior race types are ugly as sin hah.


I think Romey said he met him once
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 22, 2020, 04:02:50 PM
Quote from: Munson on April 22, 2020, 03:07:21 PM
I definitely imagine a Wall Street looking frat bro douche bag appearance for sure...but also, 90% of those superior race types are ugly as sin hah.


I think Romey said he met him once

Same impression although I was talking lifting weights in a thread and we were discussing how useless BMI is to measure obesity and he chimed in agreeing which leads me to believe he might be a little chubby...just a hunch

Romey is that true?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 22, 2020, 05:33:28 PM
Didn't he claim to be a college football player? said he punted for Tulane or something like that? lol
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 23, 2020, 03:42:17 PM
In case anyone was wondering (you weren't) why registration here is the way it is, this is how many bots registered just today.

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/580891293073276956/702966995938705528/Screenshot_47.png)
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 23, 2020, 03:50:27 PM
What could anyone possibly gain by installing fake users here?  I mean...obviously...something, otherwise there wouldn't be thousands and thousands of attempts, but I don't get it..

Are the 23 awaiting approval also fakes?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 23, 2020, 03:56:06 PM
I assume so. They all fit the same profile of FakefirstnameFakelastnameNumbers, come from one of two domains, and are probably just automated signups. There's a reason why signups everywhere got so complicated.

It's the shotgun approach to advertising. Signing up and advertising something costs next to nothing, so if one out of a million people across a million little websites sees it and clicks, it was worth it.

In the time it took me to type that, two more signed up from the same skeezy domains as most of the other ones.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 23, 2020, 04:09:00 PM
lol are the domains actual popular ones like gmail or is it some shady shtein no one's ever heard of?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on April 23, 2020, 05:02:58 PM
Shady ones. One with a Vietnamese domain that keeps popping up, a Chinese one, mostly just stuff that's in the big list of known spammers.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 23, 2020, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 23, 2020, 03:50:27 PM
What could anyone possibly gain by installing fake users here?  I mean...obviously...something, otherwise there wouldn't be thousands and thousands of attempts, but I don't get it..

Are the 23 awaiting approval also fakes?

They want to comb the board to advertise based on our keywords. So we'd see ads for things like

MAGA hats
Cheetos
The Wire
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 23, 2020, 05:50:13 PM
And I'm sure some Swedish furniture brand called Farging
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on April 23, 2020, 07:48:00 PM
lol
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 30, 2020, 01:49:12 AM
https://twitter.com/tylerdonchez/status/1255715857059262465

Is that....craaaaazy tyler?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Munson on April 30, 2020, 01:50:39 AM
J and Beermonkey get a shoutout in that blog post btw
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on April 30, 2020, 09:07:32 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 30, 2020, 01:50:39 AM
J and Beermonkey get a shoutout in that blog post btw

Todd too: There was another poster named McNabb_Defense_SuperBowl that loved to post goofy things."
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: hunt on April 30, 2020, 11:50:02 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 30, 2020, 01:49:12 AM
https://twitter.com/tylerdonchez/status/1255715857059262465

Is that....craaaaazy tyler?

god, i hope so!   :-D
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 30, 2020, 11:51:56 AM
Lolol yeah that's gotta he him
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on April 30, 2020, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: AO1 on April 30, 2020, 09:07:32 AM
Quote from: Munson on April 30, 2020, 01:50:39 AM
J and Beermonkey get a shoutout in that blog post btw

Todd too: There was another poster named McNabb_Defense_SuperBowl that loved to post goofy things."

sweet jesus this is something that happened
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on June 15, 2021, 05:06:57 PM
You motherfargers are dropping the ball.  I go to work, 8 hours straight I can't look at :CF. 

I come home, get me a beer, sit down at the computer machine and hit F5 on the unread topics page....

farging nothing, day after day after day

Am sad.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: General_Failure on June 15, 2021, 09:03:07 PM
There's not as many mass shootings happening, the covid deaths are slowing down in the US, and I'd rather shoot myself in the dick than sit through a baseball game. There's only so much to talk about.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 15, 2021, 09:36:59 PM
There's basketball on, GF.

What kind of beer, Dio?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on June 15, 2021, 10:29:20 PM
Stella only
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 15, 2021, 10:48:28 PM
Good choice.

That was my go to for a long time. I enjoy the bitterness of it.

I'll flip between that and Modelo Especial or when I want cheap High Life
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: MDS on June 15, 2021, 10:54:42 PM
this board can really be a group text chain

which i would welcome because 1) dick pics and 2) irritating the ever loving shtein out of russell
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: SD on June 15, 2021, 11:38:25 PM
Are we allowed to post naked bitches yet?
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 16, 2021, 12:02:35 AM
Only azn ones in this thread.
Title: Re: You'll find the Asian Porn in here!
Post by: Diomedes on December 31, 2022, 08:10:17 AM
Mock me as you must but I have to say this:  I love y'all.  This joint, pathetic as it is, is important to me.  When Big Brother finally wraps it up, I'll be sad.  Until then, I'll be here way too much as always.