Winter Olympics

Rome · February 08, 2006, 07:02:47 PM

I'll watch the hockey, downhill skiing, and the snowboard pipe competitions.

I'll also watch the female figure skating stuff because I'm a pathetic, middle-aged perv who digs watching chicks in short skirts twirling around on razor sharp blades.

Geowhizzer · February 08, 2006, 07:07:17 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on February 08, 2006, 07:02:47 PM
I'll watch the hockey, downhill skiing, and the snowboard pipe competitions.

I'll also watch the female figure skating stuff because I'm a pathetic, middle-aged perv who digs watching chicks in short skirts twirling around on razor sharp blades.

I'll be exposed to some of the figure skating because my wife will want to watch. My entertainment will come from cheering the falls and making smart-alec comments.

rjs246 · February 08, 2006, 07:19:34 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 08, 2006, 05:08:49 PM
I will deck Bob's puss.

Am I the only one with a long enough memory to think this was funny?

Rome · February 08, 2006, 07:22:35 PM

rjs: I remembered it. I just chose not to comment on it.

Geo: As for figure skating...

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 08, 2006, 08:51:22 PM

Katarina Witt's eyebrows are like their own living entity, though.

rjs246 · February 08, 2006, 09:01:07 PM

Light cannot escape their surface.

Rome · February 08, 2006, 09:10:10 PM

Google her with safe search off.

Just make sure the tissues and cold cream are handy beforehand.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 08, 2006, 09:13:07 PM

Meh. There are at least 5-10 girls on the Eagles cheerleader squad alone hotter than her.

MDS · February 11, 2006, 06:00:43 PM

The only thing that kinda matters, USA Hockey:

Wed vs. Latvia- 3pm (usa)
Thu vs. Kazakhistan- 3pm (usa)
Sat vs. Slovakia- 2pm (nbc)
Sun vs. Sweeden- 11am (nbc)
Tue vs. Rooskies- 230pm (usa)
Wed- quarters- 1030am or 1130am or 230pm or 330pm (usa and msnbc)
Fri- semis- 10am or 3pm (usa)
Sun- gold medal- 8am (nbc)

Most of the other hockey will be on MSNBC.

ice grillin you · February 11, 2006, 06:02:42 PM

olympic hockey matters but the nba doesnt

what has the world come too...in ten years we are all gonna be zombie euro trash trying to kill everyone who doesnt live in maine

Sgt PSN · February 11, 2006, 06:04:08 PM

Well then we should kill everyone in Maine right now so there's plenty of room when we take over.

henchmanUK · February 14, 2006, 07:36:33 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 11, 2006, 06:02:42 PM
zombie euro trash

ice grillin you · February 14, 2006, 12:22:35 PM

*SPOILER*

Miller out after straddling slalom gate
American Ligety moves into third
Updated: Feb.14, 2006, 11:09 am CST
SESTRIERE, Italy (Reuters) -- Bode Miller was disqualified from the Olympic Alpine skiing combined event on Tuesday after straddling a gate in the first leg of the slalom.

SunMo · February 14, 2006, 12:29:52 PM

i don't want to ruin the spoiler, so i'll phrase this carefully...

Bode Miller got disqualified, and I'm glad.

JTrotter Fan · February 14, 2006, 12:44:03 PM

I don't know why they haven't kicked this drunk off the US team yet. He blows!