The Zombie Apocalypse

[rjs246]

Anything that can crack skulls and doesn't have to be reloaded is good shtein.

Crowbar, pickax, baseball bat, all good. Any well sighted hunting rile is good for sniping, 50 caliber would be hilarious but total overkill. Shotgun is a must.

[mussa]

crowbar is superior than most melee weapons cause you can use it to shatter skulls, stab brains, open doors and or get leverage in many situations. its usually pretty light and strong so your not using that much power to use it and to recoil for another blow. a well time swing from a bat might work, but leaves you exposed after. pickaxe is heavy and would be tougher than you think to land a brain blow and also leaves you vulnerable after swing.

flame thrower would be another good weapon or electro defenses both would boil their brains

[mussa]

I'm buying myself one of these then.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

farg that thing is awesome. would have to fashion some sort of ammo belt and you'd be unstoppable!

[Father Demon]

You all should read this book.  Survivalism, and a very easy read.  And the dude is pretty funny.

[Seabiscuit36]

45% i thought i'd be higher.  My plans include travel to a local island fort in delaware as an early base of operations, then travel to either the canadian border where my inlaws have a cabin on a lake with drinkable water, or stealing an airplane to california, then highjacking an ocean liner, to head to Hawaii if the outbreak has not occurred there. 

[General_Failure]

Anything that can crack skulls and doesn't have to be reloaded is good shtein.

Crowbar. I'm gonna go Gordon Freeman on their asses. At the very least, Gordon Frohman.

[mussa]

Adamantium claws would make slicing zombie heads a walk in the park.

I would def. try for a building/castle with large walls. Plenty of space on the inside for gardening, and a few domesticated mammals to breed and eat. Zombies couldn't scale the walls or break through the thick windowless stone walls. High watch tower positions to snipe and mow down the hordes with mini guns and 50 cals. Outside would be trapped with mines daily. The dead, undead would be gathered and taken down into the depths of the castle where pigs would eat whats left of the dead zombie bodies, rest would be burned. and chicks hot chicks to make babies with. lawyers, salesman, politicians, & other white collared types need not apply. your days are over. find a way to contribute or die.

[Father Demon]

33%.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Adamantium?  Really?

Zombie attacks are serious business.  You need to deal in reality, sir.

[rjs246]

Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?

[Sgt PSN]

51%

come with me.  if you want to live. 

[General_Failure]

Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?

He'll make sure they get fresh slop every day as it flies off the bed of his truck.

[SunMo]

listen...i can dead with zombie people.  but when we start having zombie pigs, farg that shtein.  i'll have some me some zombie bacon and say farg it all.

[General_Failure]

listen...i can deal with zombie people.  but when we start having zombie pigs, farg that shtein.  i'll have some me some zombie bacon and say farg it all.

You'll have to go to Soviet Russia if you want to do that.

[mussa]

Not to mention the fact that Zombie flesh is poison and if the pigs ate it they would either die for become undead themselves. Jesus man, where is your head?

Since when can animals become infected? What kind of jibberish is that. A pig would farg a zombie up anyday! Eat everything including bones, gone!