Men Should Act Like Men...

[rjs246]

I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.

Oh god. Kill yourself.

[Diomedes]

Board games are hella fun.  Gazillion times better than watching television.

[Geowhizzer]

My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now).  He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts! 

[General_Failure]

I watch E! roughly 1-2 hours a week.

Oh god. Kill yourself.

He might as well start watching Lifetime. Ugh.

[Diomedes]

My wife bought a hair clipper set recently for our son (who's deathly afriad of haircuts right now).  He's only 3, so it doesn't matter if his hair looks crappy.

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts! 

Worst case scenario, you shave it off.   As long as you don't strap on red suspenders, Oi Oi boots, and a bomber jacket, you should be fine.

[rjs246]

Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The fact he doesn't know makes him more, or less of a man.

[rjs246]

Both.

[Diomedes]

Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?

maybe not, but I figure the context furnishes the definition well enough..no?

[Zanshin]

Off the top of my head....

I watch what I eat, but I have the metabolism of a slug...so if I didn't, I'd be fat.  Can't have it.  At 5'10, I feel like shtein over 185.  I feel best around 172 or so.

I used to blow dry my hair, which always felt un-manly, until about five years ago when I shaved most of it off.  I haven't paid for a haircut since then...do it myself every other week.

I like to have a tan, but that's mostly because I can be a pasty bastich in the winter. Never went to a salon, though.  Tried that tanning cream crap about 15-years-ago...but ended up looking jaundiced.

I really liked the movie Say Anything, and that's not very manly.  Good movie, though.

I'd make an awesome mom, and that's not very manly for obvious reasons.

I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly.  But there you go.  In my defense, I'd write a couple of pages a day and say I was a novelist, if my line of work ever came up in mixed company.

I'm not a fan of hard liquor.  Beer is about as far as I go on the alcohol front.

[Geowhizzer]

Do you honestly think Geo has any idea what Oi Oi boots are?

Ummm... no, I honestly have no idea.

[Zanshin]

This summer, when it doesn't matter so much (and since we'll be dirt poor with the arrival of our daughter), I'm hoping to let her give it a go to learn how to clip my hair.  Using the clippers can't be that hard, can it?

Free haircuts! 

Seriously, do it.  I've been doing it for years, and I'm way happier.  Once you get a feel for it it's easy.  No waits, either.  I did it mostly because I work out during the day, and wanted to be quick getting out of the shower and back to work.  But it looks better than it did when cheapie "pros" did it.  It's the only way to fly.

[Feva]

i love game nights (scattagories outburst ect...)

shtein, I'm guilty of this one too. I have a blast getting drunk and playing board games. Christ that's gay.

I gotta agree on this too.  Mrs. Feva and I are part of circle of friends who rotate hosting game night every 2 months or so.  Btw... I'd destroy every one of you motherfargers in Scattergories... and I ain't to be farged with in Taboo.


Anyway, unmanly things about me...

- I lotion regularly.  Can't stand having dry and ashy hands or face.  Gotta keep things moisturized.
- I use Dove: Sensitive Skin soap.
- Sometimes, my fingernails get too long.  I don't bite them off like some people and too many times, I just don't feel like cutting them.
- I watch Grey's Anatomy... and love it.  Would probably watch it even if Mrs. Feva didn't.  I also watch Desperate Housewives... don't think I'd watch that one by myself though.
- Bees scare the dog shtein out of me.  I see a bee coming... I'm heading the other direction.


I'm sure there's more... but that's all I got right now.

[Diomedes]

Ah..the "scared of" angle.

Standing water creeps me out.  Not very farging manly.

[ice grillin you]

did you go from asheee to classeeee?


im terrified of bees as well

and i use dove