Mud Butt

Wingspan · February 06, 2006, 04:47:06 PM

i made the mistake of eating feces.

i pooped out wings all day

LBIggle · February 06, 2006, 04:52:08 PM

i haven't gotten mine yet for some strange reason. its a brewin. no pun intended.

rjs246 · February 06, 2006, 04:52:21 PM

Quotei made the mistake of eating feces.

i pooped out wings all day

I would eat the shtein out of your shtein.

phattymatty · February 06, 2006, 05:12:22 PM

i've been in and out all day. including one yesterday at the bar in a stall with no door.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 05:30:25 PM

matth --> the exhibitionist

Sgt PSN · February 06, 2006, 05:37:05 PM

I woke up this morning anticipating an extremely heavy and squishy case of mud butt. I lit up a smoke (which always seems to help expedite the process) and took a seat on my throne. Much to my chagrin, I didn't have mud butt at all. In fact, I didn't even shtein. Instead, I just had the single most explosive cases of ass gas I've ever experienced. It was loud and it vibrated the entire bowl. Infact, it was so powerful that the initial blast actually splashed some of the water up on to my ass. I held on to the seat because I thought I might launch myself into orbit. I've got nothing against space travel but I really don't feel like fixing a hole in my roof.

It was awesome.

It also reminded me of a poem I saw scribbled in a shteiner stall in high school:

Here I sit so broken hearted.
Tried to shtein but only farted.

That's deep man. That's deep.

LBIggle · February 06, 2006, 05:39:33 PM

yah, they call that one the houdini (sp?).

MadMarchHare · February 06, 2006, 05:40:52 PM

You might wanna douse that cigarette under those circumstances......

Sgt PSN · February 06, 2006, 05:42:18 PM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on February 06, 2006, 05:39:33 PM
yah, they call that one the houdini (sp?).

You are correct. I was totally expecting a Havannah Omlet.

mussa · February 06, 2006, 05:52:16 PM

wow sarge, just wow. thats literary genius. brought a tear to my eye.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 05:59:47 PM

Nothing says class like sitting on the commode with a cig hanging out of your mouth.

Only thing missing was the can of warm Pabst.

qwert246 · February 06, 2006, 05:59:47 PM

Quote from: L-ong-B-each-I-ggle on February 06, 2006, 04:52:08 PM
i haven't gotten mine yet for some strange reason. its a brewin. no pun intended.

Almost 5:00PM? Be afraid. It's going to be like childbirth, stretching the limits of your bunghole. Be very afraid.

Sgt PSN · February 06, 2006, 06:08:42 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2006, 05:59:47 PM
Nothing says class like sitting on the commode with a cig hanging out of your mouth.

Only thing missing was the can of warm Pabst.

This guy is my idol.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 06:09:41 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2006, 06:08:42 PM
This guy is my dad.

Right.

Sgt PSN · February 06, 2006, 06:13:05 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on February 06, 2006, 06:09:41 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 06, 2006, 06:08:42 PM
This guy is my dad.

Right.

Easy on the dad jokes ass. I'm still trying to figure out who he is. I've got the possibilities narrowed down to the mail man, the pool boy and the yankees. I hope it's the yankees because that would make Pedro Martinez my brother. And that would be cool.