Keepers:
1 QB
2 WR
2 RB
1 TE/D/K
1 Rookie
Draft (non-snaking):
Order and trade notes:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. T-hawk (no picks in round 1, 3 and 4 [trade with rjs], swapped 11th and 16th picks [multiple trades with rjs])
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew (extra picks in rounds 1 and 4, trade with Sarge)
6. SunMo
7. Sarge (no picks in rounds 1 and 4, trade with Philly Crew)
8. rjs246 (extra pick in rounds 1, 3 and 4 [trade with T-hawk], swapped 16th and 11th picks [multiple trades with T-hawk])
Draft order, rounds 1-4:
First:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Philly Crew
8. rjs246
Second:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Sarge
8. T-hawk
Third:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Sarge
8. rjs246
Fourth:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Philly Crew
8. rjs246
It's getting close. We doing it again this year? What's the deadline to post last year's roster with keepers for this year?
Also, here's Chuggie's roster since his dumb ass can never remember how to find it.
Dwayne Bowe
Dez Bryant
Delone Carter
Victor Cruz
Rob Gronkowski
Mark Ingram
Brandon Jacobs
Peyton Manning
Cam Newton
Adrian Peterson
Matt Ryan
Jonathan Stewart
Reggie Wayne
Sebastian Janikowski
Baltimore
My roster:
Tom Brady
Michael Bush
Darren McFadden
Matt Forte
CJ Spiller
Ryan Grant
Toby Gerhardt
Antonio Brown
Calvin Johnson
Greg Jennings
Torrey Smith (R)
Aaron Hernandez
Dan Bailey
Mason Crosby
Green Bay
IN
How do I find my roster?
Check your colon. If it's not there, try digging deeper.
After a week of spelunking my cavernous cornhole, I found my roster!
Ahmad Bradshaw
Drew Brees
Jamaal Charles
Marques Colston
A.J. Green
Shonn Greene
Matt Hasselbeck
Brandon Marshall
Ryan Matthews
Rashard Mendenhall
Jordy Nelson
Mike Wallace
Jason Witten
Stephen Gostkowski
Cincinnati
I'm pretty sure I don't have a pick until round 4. Is there a single safe source for that kind of information?
On that note, PhillyCrew has my 1st and 4th rd picks this year.
I'm pretty sure THawk doesn't have a pick until round 5 because he traded them all to me. The defending league champ. Hahahahahahahaha.
Just renewed the league. Draft is the Sunday before the season starts (September 2). Keepers must be selected one week prior to the draft (August 26th). Keepers can be selected on the actual site this year.
More draft details to follow.
By the way, I'm willing to listen to trade offers for:
Marshawn Lynch or Michael Turner
I'll listen to trades for anyone except Brady and Johnson.
Same. I'll listen to trade offers for anyone, but the rest of my roster falls into one of two categories: obvious keeper or player no one would ever trade for.
I don't know who is on your roster since you haven't posted it.
Any WR except rookie AJ Green is available via trade. Matt Hasselbeck, Shonn Greene, and Ahmad Bradshaw are available too
I'll trade all your mothers for a burger.
rjs has a memory like a steel trap:
Quote from: rjs246 on November 08, 2011, 01:24:52 PM
THawk and I have just negotiated a monster.
THawk gets: (QB) Drew Brees, (WR) Mike Wallace
RJS gets: (WR) Anquan Boldin, 2012 draft picks in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th rounds.
I'm posting it here first so everyone can see that there are draft picks involved. Plan to do it on Yahoo later today.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 26, 2012, 02:11:16 PM
I don't know who is on your roster since you haven't posted it.
I'm not going through this again. You can view everyone's roster from last year at any time on the yahoo site.
How?
Check your colon. If it's not there, try digging deeper.
That means I have to take the penis out.
I'm not ready to take it out.
Ok now. I have to go pee, so hurry.
In & keepers set.
No rookie for me.
Jerry's Kids is registered.
If we set our keepers today, do we have the ability to edit them later?
Who has Jeremy Maclin and would you be interested in trading for him.
I love you.
Quote from: hbionic on July 26, 2012, 10:47:20 PM
Who has Jeremy Maclin and would you be interested in trading for him.
Dumb ass.
You expecting me to log into Yahoo or something? You outta your mind?
---what's the code word again?
Quote from: Sgt PSN on July 26, 2012, 10:37:58 PM
Jerry's Kids is registered.
If we set our keepers today, do we have the ability to edit them later?
I hope so since I kept everybody on my team. Regardless, the commish has to approve the keeps before anything is final.
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 26, 2012, 02:14:14 PM
Any WR except rookie AJ Green is available via trade. Matt Hasselbeck, Shonn Greene, and Ahmad Bradshaw are available too
Check your PMs.
i'm back in guys. looking forward to having a fun time.
My keepers:
Vick
Nicks
Austin
Arian Foster
Lesean McCoy
Antonio Gates
Greg Little (rookie)
Quote from: rjs246 on July 27, 2012, 09:35:21 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on July 26, 2012, 02:14:14 PM
Any WR except rookie AJ Green is available via trade. Matt Hasselbeck, Shonn Greene, and Ahmad Bradshaw are available too
Check your PMs.
Sent you an offer via PM.
And volley.
Sarge, since you decided to be a smart guy and start this thread on your own, will you please copy and paste the following in the first post of the thread? Thanks, smart guy.
Keepers:
1 QB
2 WR
2 RB
1 TE/D/K
1 Rookie
Draft (non-snaking):
Order and trade notes:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. T-hawk (no picks in round 1, 3 and 4 [trade with rjs], swapped 11th and 16th picks [multiple trades with rjs])
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew (extra picks in rounds 1 and 4, trade with Sarge)
6. SunMo
7. Sarge (no picks in rounds 1 and 4, trade with Philly Crew)
8. rjs246 (extra pick in rounds 1, 3 and 4 [trade with T-hawk], swapped 16th and 11th picks [multiple trades with T-hawk])
Draft order, rounds 1-4:
First:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Philly Crew
8. rjs246
Second:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Sarge
8. T-hawk
Third:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Sarge
8. rjs246
Fourth:
1. Phreak
2. Dio
3. rjs246
4. hbionic
5. Philly Crew
6. SunMo
7. Philly Crew
8. rjs246
Also, if anyone is in need of a rookie to keep, I have Roy Helu which I would be willing to part with for a WR or a 2013 draft pick.
There are only 4 rounds?
Check your PMs, dogballs
There are only 4 rounds where trades have been made so I only included those. The last 4 rounds will simply follow the original order.
Good point. Dogballs.
Why bother answering idiotic questions? You're better than that
rjs246 and I have come to terms on the following trade:
Tomahawk gets his second 2nd round pick
rjs246 gets Marques Colston
Updating the draft order now.
I updated the original post to reflect your updates.
My roster:
QB: Rivers, Locker, Dalton
RB: MJD, Gore, Blount, Hunter
WR: Fitz, Andre Johnson, Titus Young, Doug Baldwin, Jonathan Baldwin
TE: Finley
K: Cundiff
D: AZ
not sure who I'll keep yet. Likely Rivers, MJD, Gore, AJ, Fitz, Finley and either Dalton or Locker.
My roster:
QB Tony Romo
RB: Cedric Benson, Stephen Jackson, Chris Johnson, Felix Jones, Darren Sproles
Rookie: Daniel Thomas
WR: Percy Harvin, Vincent Jackson, Brandon Lloyd, Laurent Robinson, Roddy White
TE: Vernon Davis
I'm assuming Sarge isn't lying and these are my players:
QB: Peyton Manning
Cam Newton
Matt Ryan
WR: Dwayne Bowe
Dez Bryant
Victor Cruz
Reggie Wayne
RB: Adrian Peterson
Mark Ingram
Delone Carter
Jonathan Stewart
Brandon Jacobs
TE: Rob Gronkowski
KWI: Sebastian Janikowski
D: Baltimore
****************************
What's the deadline for protecting keepers? Could have sworn I saw a date in here but I just double and triple checked the thread and didn't see it.
Quote from: rjs246 on July 26, 2012, 01:56:35 PM
Just renewed the league. Draft is the Sunday before the season starts (September 2). Keepers must be selected one week prior to the draft (August 26th). Keepers can be selected on the actual site this year.
More draft details to follow.
Dumbass.
Yeah, really. Thanks though.
The fact this thing just keeps going year after year is actually mildly impressive.
It's recession proof.
I'm outstanding at running shtein into the ground.
as long as it's not 8+ miles worth of running
I'm willing to consider trade offers for Peyton Manning. I know he's a gimp in Denver but he's gonna blow the hell up. He's still peyton manning...with somewhat of a better running game than he had in Indy and some big receivers. Let me know.
No.
Meanie.
I sent you a trade offer in response to your inquiry hb.
Sorry, got distracted with stuff...I'll respond right now. Thanks.
I just responded. Respect. 8)
Keepers
QB Tony Romo
RB: Stephen Jackson, Chris Johnson
Rookie: Daniel Thomas
WR: Percy Harvin, Roddy White
TE: Vernon Davis
you can set your keepers on the yahoo site this year
Rookie: Cam Newton
QB: Matt Ryan
WR: Victor Cruz, Dez Bryant
RB: Adrian Petersen, Mark Ingram
TE: Stud
OK, so I'm reviewing the site and I can't figure out how to accommodate for the trade that THawk and I made while still using the Yahoo site keeper functionality. I'm still trying to make it happen, but please plan to post your keepers here as a precaution.
T. Brady
M. Forte
D. McFadden
G. Jennings
T. Smith (R)
C. Johnson
A. Hernandez
Also, my keepers:
Stafford
Ray Rice, Marshawn Lynch
Welker, Marques Colston
Celek
Julio Jones (R)
Rivers
Gore, MJD
Andre Johnson, Fitz
Finley
(R) Hunter
OK draft order has been updated (through the first five rounds, still need to reorder the last few rounds to accommodate for my plethora of picks) and keepers have been entered for the five teams who have listed them.
Drew Brees
Jamaal Charles
Ryan Matthews
Brandon Marshall
Mike Wallace
A.J. Green (R)
Jason Witten
OK updated with THawks keepers too.
Just went back and saw that SunMo submitted his keepers. So now we're just waiting on Phreak.
Aaron Rodgers
Steve Smith
DeSean Jackson
DeMarco Murray
Ben Tate
Jimmy Graham
No rookie?
Wait, Murray is a rookie, right? So either pick another rookie or another RB from your roster.
Just pick Beanie Wells so I can plug him in and be done with this nonsense.
Yeah add him...forgot to include him in OG post
Done. With the last few rounds fixed too.
nice work commish!
agreed...appreciate the effort commish
Wait, there's more than 4 rounds now? WTF?
This league sucks.
:-D
A bit better, ey?
Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2012, 03:42:28 PM
Wait, there's more than 4 rounds now? WTF?
Why must I be surrounded by freaking idiots.
Not everybody can be as smart as your smartypants friends.
I was going to suggest we rotate commish responsibilities yearly, but rjs does such an excellent job, I nominate him commish for life
I hate to saddle myself with this bullshtein but it's easier on everyone to keep it with one person. Everyone other than that person of course. And that person is me so I guess I should shut my wordhole. Some day I'll get sick of HB asking how to locate his roster and blow the whole thing up but until then I'm fine with running this stupid shtein.
...which is why we love you.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2012, 05:41:52 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2012, 03:42:28 PM
Wait, there's more than 4 rounds now? WTF?
Why must I be surrounded by freaking idiots.
But honestly, it's not that absurd a question when you
ONLY post the draft order rounds 1-4. No mention of nothing else. I remember there being nothing more than a four rounds or so last season....so be nice.
There was a whole comversation about the fact that I posted the first four rounds to reflect the impact of trades.
What was. It discussed is that yahoo requires everyone to have exactly 15 picks so the 8th round is mostly going to be THawk and Sarge taking backup WRs kickers and D.
You assume I'm interesting in every single thing you post. Actually, I'm only intersted in about 98% of the stuff you post, the rest is pure bull shtein. That conversation must have landed in that 2%.
I don't think you're interesting in every single thing I post because I don't even know what that means.
is there somewhere to find the keepers on the website? i'm having trouble finding it if there is
Not a real good way that I can tell, but if you click on Players and then change the filter to Keepers, the results will show all players kept.
Also if you go to the draft results page you should be able to see all of the keepers I've entered.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 27, 2012, 10:22:15 AM
Also if you go to the draft results page you should be able to see all of the keepers I've entered.
this is why you're the guy
Quote from: rjs246 on August 27, 2012, 07:28:19 AM
I don't think you're interesting in every single thing I post because I don't even know what that means.
I was speaking Chinese.
I decided scheduling the draft for the Sunday of Labor Day Weekend was stupid and you're the worst commish in the history of fantasy football.
Let's move it to Monday night? :paranoid
It's laughable that any loser in this league would try to insinuate that they actually have "plans" this weekend.
The draft is better than anything you were going to do anyway.
Mock my team:
QB Rivers*
Luck
RB MJD*
Gore*
Hunter *(r)
Bradshaw
Kevin Smith
WR Andre Johnson*
Larry Fitzgerald*
Brandon Lloyd
Demarious Thomas
Denarious Moore
TE Jermichael Finley*
K Hartley
D Pittsburgh
*=kept from '11
Against all odds you have a Demarious and a Denarious on your roster, which only barely qualifies as interesting.
QB:
1. Cam Newton
2. RGIII (R)
3. Matt Ryan
WR:
1. Dez Bryant
2. Victor Cruz
3. Justin Blackmon (R)
4. Stevie Johnson
RB:
1. Adrian Peterson
2. Mark Ingram
3. Jaquizz Rodgers
4. Ryan Williams (R)
5. Alfred Morris
TE:
1. Rob "I only bang porners" Gronkowski
2. Jermaine Gresham
K:
1. None (that's how bad ass my team is)
Def:
Giants (I hate myself for this)
time to dump Matt Ryan,
chuggie no good reason to carry 3 QBs in this league.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 02, 2012, 09:06:47 PMAgainst all odds you have a Demarious and a Denarious on your roster, which only barely qualifies as interesting.
I thought about taking Damaris Johnson for the idiotic Duh-named WR trifecta, but I went with Hartley instead. What's with people taking Ds and Kickers before the last round?
I was pleasantly surprised to have the pick of either Luck or RGIII, thanks for that
Jay.
My pleasure - RB was more important to me so I grabbed Martin
I'm open for trades. Anyone see anything they like?
I'll give you any of my WRs for Victor Cruz.
thanks for the text reminder last night commish
my team will still win this year
Hahaha. At no point did I ever even consider the possibility that a reminder would be necessary.
In fact, given your knack for showing up for these things within 90 seconds of the first pick, it was mentioned in chat that you were likely to appear just before we began.
so crazy that a online draft got lost in the events of a holiday weekend.
Errands indeed.
How much is this league...$25? Commish, do we pay you on the road like two seasons ago? Or do you want us to mail you the check?
Let me know. Maybe we should bump it up to $30? Due to inflation of course.
It's $20 per person paid to the winner at the end of the season. I collected in Nashville bc you and sarge are moderately retarded and insisted.
I am of course open to upping the $$$ but unlike everything else in this league, where I simply announce my decisions and expect you monkeys to fall in line, I will not dictate a league cost increase here. If everyone agrees we'll up the price of poker. Otherwise, it stays $20.
I think the league would be greatly improved by the following:
price increase...at least $25 per year, and paid up front, so the winner doesn't have to chase people for his due
two more teams
fewer keepers: QB, RB, WR, TE/D/K, Rookie
Put it to a vote. I'm cool with changes in the name of improvin the group's experience, although I have no particular desire to reinvent the wheel.
I have no idea how we would add teams in a fair way, but this much seems true:
Each team is stacked.
Each draft serves only to a.) grab rookies and b.) stock the bench.
So...this would start next season if we agreed? Or squeeze it in before kick off?
Any non-monetary changes would take effect next season but that should be self explanatory. Any changes to league buy in could happen this year if agreed to.
I'll vote for at least a $25 buy-in this season.
My vote is a :yay
I'm cool with $25
I'm in for $25 this season.
let's do a $250 buy in
OUT
mission accomplished
$25 is cool by me
Quote from: Diomedes on September 03, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
I think the league would be greatly improved by the following:
price increase...at least $25 per year, and paid up front, so the winner doesn't have to chase people for his due
two more teams
fewer keepers: QB, RB, WR, TE/D/K, Rookie
Agree on all 3. I had thought about suggesting the change in keepers at some point during the offseason but never got around to mentioning it here, specifically keeping 1 rb and wr instead of 2....or maybe 1 rb, 1 wr and 1 rb/wr flex.
If we reduce the RB and WR keepers, then that should put enough talent back into the draft pool to allow for the addition of 2 more teams.
Consider my vote a "yes" for $25 buy in for the current season and a "yes" for additional teams/less keepers for 2013.
I'm a yes for $25 buy in
my suggested changes:
get rid of flex
start 3 wr
reduce keepers to 1 qb, 1wr, 1rb, 1 rookie
add more teams if we can but that would mean a total redraft obviously.
I like the flex position because starting a 3rd receiver is a matter of taste...some like receivers, some like running backs.
Keeping the flex makes the most sense and adds strategy to drafting.
Basically, ignore SunMo's flex elimination proposal. :=)
flex is retarded
or that.
The flex isn't going anywhere. However, the idea of reducing the number of keepers seems to be fairly popular so we can certainly entertain suggestions there.
While reducing keepers might allow for the addition of another two teams, I think in order for it to be even remotely fair for the new teams we'd have to seriously rejigger the draft in some way. Which sounds like a lot of work for me. Or just start from scratch which punishes current GMs who have spent time building their teams. This one will require more discussion.
I think everyone has OK'ed $25 with the exception of PhillyCrew. If he doesn't respond here I'll ask him in person next time I see him. Money decisions need to be unanimous IMO.
I won't argue over going to $25. I don't really see the big deal but whatever. Reduce the number of keepers. Keep with 8 teams.
what's the point of flex? make it easier for retards to draft a team. make all the positions flex, that would be fun
lol
flex is the absolute worst
Quote from: SunMo on September 04, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
what's the point of flex? make it easier for retards to draft a team. make all the positions flex, that would be fun
Seconded. All positions are now flex starting next year.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 04, 2012, 01:23:49 PM
While reducing keepers might allow for the addition of another two teams, I think in order for it to be even remotely fair for the new teams we'd have to seriously rejigger the draft in some way.
Expansion draft could be done via :CF. We set an earlier deadline (a week earlier should be good) for existing teams to designate their keepers. The list of keepers is posted and the 2 newcomers get to draft from the remaining player pool. 2013 rookies would not be available in the "expansion draft" but a 2012 rookie could be drafted as a rookie keeper.
So basically, 2 teams draft say 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 (2012) Rook and 1 TE/K/Def by alternating their picks and posting them on the board. Coin flip or whatever can used to determine who gets the first pick. Then we do the regular draft through Yahoo.
The only real question at that point would be to decide on what their draft position would be in the Yahoo draft. I'd vote on giving them the last 2 picks since they essentially got the 1st 2 picks during the expansion draft.
QuoteMoney decisions need to be unanimous IMO.
Seems fair.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 04, 2012, 01:53:39 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 04, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
what's the point of flex? make it easier for retards to draft a team. make all the positions flex, that would be fun
Seconded. All positions are now flex starting next year.
So QB, K, Def are all Flex? That's going to be fun.
All flex. Whichever 9 players you want to start every week from any position. It'll be so awesome. Maybe SunMo will finally win this league now.
no, i'm sure i'll have the best team once again and get screwed in the playoffs like usual.
Definitely best. And definitely screwed.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 04, 2012, 02:02:46 PM
All flex. Whichever 9 players you want to start every week from any position. It'll be so awesome. Maybe SunMo will finally win this league now.
I'm going to play 8 QB's and a kicker.
Cam Newton and RGIII for your asses! :evil
$25 Buy-in Vote:
Yays:
hbionic
Dio
Sarge
T-Hawk
Phillycrew
SunMo
Phreak
------
rjs...your vote needed...and please send address to where we send our payments to. Thanks.
I vote yes, of course, but I already said I was cool with it and for the last time don't mail your checks to me. Mail them to the winner (me) at the end of the season.
25$ it is.
Is that for this season too? Also, rjs please send address to where we send our payments to. Thanks.
Any checks I receive, I am cashing and keeping. Whether I win this league or not.
25$ this season.
Yes.
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2012, 04:35:11 PM
Any checks I receive, I am cashing and keeping. Whether I win this league or not.
In that case, I'll send cash
I'm going to send a check for $1 to Rusty each week for the next 25 weeks.
What's his address? I'd like to pay for the league, but he won't give it to me
You'll only end up having to write another check to the winner at the end of the season. And then you'll be out and extra twentyfive dollar stupidity tax.
So you already know you're not going to win. Welcome back to reality.
The way I see it, I've got a 1 in 6 chance to win since you and HB have no hope of competing.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cxo3i21RD2k/TNp6Emtg_9I/AAAAAAAAA_8/VrcKZhgZ8uM/s1600/4-0.bmp)
and 5th in total points scored
[Dukes of Hazard narrator voice]It was at this moment that sunny realized he had annoyed the fantasy football gods. Poor sunny, wouldn't want to be him. Death to his season looms. And boy do I want to get inside Daisy Duke's ass. Mmm...mmm. [/Dukes of Hazard narrator voice]
My teams been hit hard with injuries (Bush, Forte, Spiller, Jennings) and the healthy players have been massively under performing (Calvin Johnson and McFadden). Brady and the Bears D have been my only consistant players so far. Might be time to blow it up and rebuild.
Looking like PC raped me on the Forte trade at this point.
I'm sucking so hard in both of my leagues that I'm beginning to think I should quit playing fantasy football altogether after this year. Shameful performances so far.
Yeah. When things don't go your way it's best to just quit.
BTW I have the most points scored in the league with 462, but have had 467 points scored against. Ha. Gay.
Phreak beat me by 7 points I believe this past week. Someone should go to Texas and buy him a medal. One that reads,
"I beat hbionic by 7 points. What? Oh, he's some mexican homo from L.A. And yes, 7 points. Thank you, you too."
I would wear that bitch with pride!
look at the big brain on this guy...
So I figured I would start Ryan at QB because he was at home against the Raiders and had been playing well. Rodgers is my normal guy but had been struggling and facing a good defense.
Rodgers just threw his 5th TD pass.
You're welcome for the free victory, Rhythmic Slapping
thanks buddy.
you sandusky'd yourself on that one
lol J
BN
Aaron Rodgers
(GB - QB)
@Hou W, 42-24 95% 338 6 0 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 51.22
nm
Yeah that capped off an amazing weekend in my NFL prognosticating....I was the Eagles of the fantasy world this weekend
Christ my team shtein the bed this week. Also, way to not update your lineup, HB. Eked out a 1 point loss with two players not playing. Dumbass.
you try and update a fantasy lineup when you are staring at computer monitors looking for Eagles/Saints tickets 24 hours a day
Quote from: rjs246 on October 15, 2012, 12:49:11 PM
Christ my team shtein the bed this week. Also, way to not update your lineup, HB. Eked out a 1 point loss with two players not playing. Dumbass.
I swear to god I thought I had changed my lineups EARLY in the farging week. I hate myself on Sundays like you can't imagine.
Now that the MNF game is underway, I'd like to point out that both kickers in tonight's game are free agents and Chuggie could have picked up either one of them today and played them in Gould's place. This is the 2nd year in a row I've won a game by less than 1 point.
It's kind of an embarrassing win on my part, but a win none the less.
THawk and I exchanged PMs about that today after I pointed out what a dumbass Hector was. Now it's safe to say that he's an even bigger dumbass than previously thought. An impressive feat.
What's more obvious is the better shtein to do that I have than worrying about farging lineups like you housewives have. That said, I confirm my dumbassiness for not even thinking about that. Even with this loss, I will comeback and win this league. farg me.
I think the term you're looking for is dumbassery.
When your a dumbass like me, you unlock new levels. Dumbassiness is a level above dumbassery. Thanks anyway.
coasted to a nice easy win this week. it's a shame that phreak didn't have a better qb to play instead of ryan
btw, that game recap that yahoo does on Tuesdays now is pretty farging cool
Yeah it is. Except for some reason it says that I had 1 player score 0 pts when I didn't.
Also, since we're making fun of Chuggie, I'd also like to thank him for leaving Dez Bryant and his 21 pts on the bench in addition to the 2 goose eggs he took.
I already covered that dick brain.
Quote from: SunMo on October 16, 2012, 08:42:00 AM
btw, that game recap that yahoo does on Tuesdays now is pretty farging cool
I agree, but only like it when I win.
Quote from: SunMo on October 16, 2012, 08:36:16 AM
coasted to a nice easy win this week. it's a shame that phreak didn't have a better qb to play instead of ryan
You sir can go farg yourself!
Goodbye Jermichael Finley and Phillip Rivers. Never again.
Might want to jettison the Minny defense while you're at it. You would actually be better off this week if you'd have left that spot empty.
Rub it in.
You're not watching the Eagles game.
I am.
You're the real winner here.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Dio is involved in his 3rd game within the last 2 seasons that are decided by less than 1 point. I don't think I had ever seen a game that close in all the years that I've been playing fanstasy football and this guy has 3 of them in like 15 months. Weird.
Also, how pissed was chuggie (and maybe even Dio) when Robbie Gould clanked that FG off the upright last night?
Neither chuggie nor dio were watching the game...book it.
Should I start Mike Wallace or Jamaal Charles against you tonight?
Doesn't matter to me who you start tonight because I played (and beat) Rusty.
I watched the Eagles game this week, but that was the only "football" I saw.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 12, 2012, 05:06:17 PM
Doesn't matter to me who you start tonight because I played (and beat) Rusty.
Fine. Against Phreak then
I just beat him in last week's Fantasy Basketball, he's likely buttsore over it too.
Nope - early season doesn't mean much.
Me - 129.98
Tomahawk - 128.65
Boom.
Should have started Charles.
Gostkowski has kicked 5 PATs. I have 4 points. Why is this?
I think I got shorted a point last week too.
It's still messed up. He kicked 7 PATs total last night and I have 6 pts from him. Something ain't right.
Write yahoo a sternly worded letter, but don't tell them that he got me 7 points in one of my leagues.
i'm setting up for another 2000 era Eagles finish to the season. finish #1, lose in the playoffs.
my year has been such an anomaly, 2 games up in 1st place. yet 7th in points for. that's incredible
Yeah, in previous years I think you've had the top (or one of the top) scoring team before losing in the playoffs. Anomaly, indeed.
Also, my decision to pick up Cleveland's defense about 10 minutes before kickoff and start them in place of Chicago was pretty god damn brilliant if I must say so. Makes up for my equally brutal decision to play Jennings last week in place of Forte.
If I'm doing my math right, I'm about to leapfrog into 4th place from 7th and face Sunny in the first round. Hahaha.
(I'll move into fourth, assuming the following...
- Owen Daniels does not outscore Aaron Hernandez by 10+ points tonight.
- Shayne Graham scores more than 3.6 points.
- Aaron Hernandez does not have a career day.)
(Post post script...
If Tom Brady and Gostkowski do nothing and Arian Foster blows up giving sunny a win, I could sneak in that way too.)
If shtein ended right now, you're in. But if Sarge beats Sunny, you're out.
Crazy year...in the final week, any team could have had the other 3 spots (except Dio).
Where's my missing Gostkowski point from 2 weeks ago?
Pretty sure thawk is wrong. Mostly because he's a dummy but also because if I score at least 4 points tonight I'll leapfrog him, his opponent (pc I think) and Hector. There will be five or six 7-7 teams and I'll be the points leader of that group. Theres also a chance that I'll end up as the league point leader but miss the playoffs. farging weird season.
i should bench foster and keep rjs out
Sarge, he lost a point for missing a field goal.
rjs: 3.6 points from the kicker gets him in, by virtue of overtaking Chuggie for points on the season.
Sarge: win and in with 8-6 record (Brady and Gostkowski need to outscore Arian Foster +.69)
phillycrew: win and in with 8-6 record (Owen Daniels needs to outscore Aaron Hernandez +11.6)
Me: win and in with 7-7 record (19.6 points to beat rjs on season if his kicker gets nothing, 23.2 points to beat chuggie but only if sarge loses. If Sarge wins, I need Hernandez to keep pace with Shayne Graham +19.6)
Pretty sure you mean PhillyCrew. Mic isn't in our league.
How are tie-breakers determined? Most points scored or head to head?
If you go to the league's home page, it tells you right above the standings.
Pretty sure its points for
Total points for and in the even that that is a tie as well, highest weekly total starting with week 14 and working it's way back to week 1. But if that still doesn't determine the winner (which would mean that both players scored the exact same amount of points each week...for 14 weeks), then a coin flip.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the playoff match ups will be:
(1) Rhythmic Slapping [9-5] vs (4) Poop Bandits [7-7]
(2) Philadelphia Phreaks [8-6] vs (3) Jerry's Kids [8-6]
Chuggie wins the tie breaker on total points.
Yeah, I think I beat all the 7-7's on total points.
Holy shtein......barring any over night stat corrections (*cough*shady commish*cough*), Chuggie beats rjs for the final playoff spot by a season total of 1557.59 - 1555.99 (+1.6 pts). Thawk was right there with 1552.2 pts as well.
Man oh man...as close to a photo finish as you can get. Wow.
I can't wait to send one of you sons of bitches your winnings.
lol. Let me guess. The background graphic on your checks is of bunch of cute little kittens playing with dildos?
Vas a tener que ganar para averiguarlo, mi pequeño gatito dulce.
I'm laughing and blushing at the same time right now.
lololol
Finally done being pissed off about this. Two failed houston fourth down tries in fg territory and my kicker's day was over. 1.6 points. Amazing.
my genius late week pick up of Josh Freeman is going to cost me another 1st round loss. neat
Chuggie thinks so little of your team, he didn't bother replacing his kicker.
Meanwhile, I went with the hot hand and stuck with Boldin (0 pts through 3qtr) vs Denver's very sound defense over the favorable matchup between Lance Moore (9.5 pts through 3) and Tampa's terrible pass d. Can only hope for a garbage score or 2 from Boldin now.
Farging Boldin and his goose egg. I hated that matchup but he's had 2 excellent weeks so I went with the hot hand. Could have played either Brown or Moore and had much better results.
And picking up Detroit's defense this week was not as fruitful as last week when I grabbed Cleveland.
Down 18 with Brady and Gostkowski to go. Phreak still has Ridley.
Back in the championship for the 2nd straight year. Glad that my boneheaded roster moves didn't kill me.
Chuggie, where you at?
Let's do this.
Good luck Mr. Sarge. I don't remember our head-to-head this season. 1-1 or are you 2-0? It would be cool if this was the tie-breaker.
Let's hope we can both play with a healthy roster.
We split. But you would be 2-0 if you weren't a dummy.
farging incredible that the guy who doesn't even know half the Eagles roster is in a fantasy football final. farg farg farg
9min left in the 3rd of last nights game and I had it locked up.
Then Brady went nuts.
Thanks to Doug Martin for not doing shtein against the worst defense in the league
Quote from: SunMo on December 17, 2012, 08:23:20 AM
farging incredible that the guy who doesn't even know half the Eagles roster is in a fantasy football final. farg farg farg
Hahaha.... Knowing half of the roster of a zesty football team has nothing to do with the awesomeness of my farging fantasy team. In all honesty, I'm trying to forget most of the roster on the Eagles and erase them from memory. I recommend everyone else do the same. Life is not going to improve knowing the names of these 4th stringers we call starters.
Bitter sunny, I love you better when you're smiling.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 17, 2012, 10:50:44 AM
9min left in the 3rd of last nights game and I had it locked up.
Then Brady went nuts.
Thanks to Doug Martin for not doing shtein against the worst defense in the league
I was repeatedly kicking myself in the ass for almost 3 qtrs for starting Boldin and Det D. When and when Woodhead powered in for his first TD, I wanted to murderdeathkill him. But SF jumping up so big in the 1st half was to my benefit because it forced them to abandon the run game (which Ridley helped with by fumbling) and allowed Brady to do what Brady do for the rest of the game.
Quote from: SunMo on December 17, 2012, 08:23:20 AM
farging incredible that the guy who doesn't even know half the Eagles roster is in a fantasy football final. farg farg farg
More incredibly, he made it to the championship even though he started an injured or "on-bye" player at least 2 games, probably more. But to his credit, he had the most points scored on the season.
I'm pretty sure he left the most points on the bench all year too.
QuoteAstroglide 135.84.
Screw you all.
Un-farging-beleivable.
Bow down to your champion.
Respond to your PMs, new champion.
this league $20 or $25
$25
Payment sent. Dickfaces.
Welcome back fargtard.
How was fat camp?
Sexy.
Congrats to Tony. I am out of the league next year if anyone wants to take over my team.
How unceremonious.
So here's pc's roster in case anyone is interested in taking over his team...
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QB Peyton Manning, Tony Romo
WR Roddy White, Mike Williams (TB), Malcom Floyd, Percy Harvin, Jeremy Maclin
RB Steven Jackson, Chris Johnson, Marcel Reece, Darren Sproles
TE Owen Daniels, Vernon Davis
K Lawrence Tynes
DEF Baltimore
No rookies. But he does get the second pick in the draft next season. If anyone on the board is interested let me know.
So, speaking of next year's draft. Here's the order. I don't remember any draft picks being traded this year so this order applies to every round. If there were trades that I'm forgetting let me know and I'll update this...
1. Dio
2. [New player, phillycrew's roster]
3. THawk
4. rjs246
5. SunMo
6. Phreak
7. hbionic
8. Sarge
Oh shtein, I need to send whoever won money. Thanks for the reminder.
Take your time. I won't be home for another week now. Unless you're going to use PayPal....then you can send that shtein ASAP cause I need gas money.
Wait what...you've postponed your return? So I have to hold this goddamn money again? farg you, sir.
Was planning on hitting the road today and getting home by Monday. Not leaving til Mon now and arriving on Wed. Doesn't really matter to me when it's mailed, but I won't be able to confirm receipt til next week.
I'll probably drive myself crazy trying to do 3 money leagues next year but I would take over his team if no one had any objections.
I'm good with Munson in the league.
Me too.
His money will look just as good as anyone else's in my wallet next year.
I sent your money. With any luck, it won't get stolen off your porch before you get back from your conversion therapy retreat.
Thanks.
Received PayPal from Russ, Thawk, Sunny and PC (thanks for all the kind words in your messages, btw. Dicks. Except PC, he actually did have kind words for me).
I assume everyone else is using snail mail so I'll update next week when I get home.
I am ok with Munson joining as long as he doesn't try to talk to me about football, fantasy football or molesting his students.
Send me a PM with your address and I'll invite you to the league next year or something. Whatever.
Can I talk about molesting your fantasy football team next year?
No.
Molesting isn't very pleasant. Let's change the subject and talk about shrubberies.
Paid:
Rusty
Thawk
Chuggie
Philly Crew
Sunny
Dio
Unpaid:
Phreak
What a fleshpop
Not really sweating it. I'm lazy/forgetful as hell when it comes to mailing out payments. Ask Havas. The 1 time I sent him timely payment I wrote the wrong name on the check.
I was calling you a fleshpop; not Phreak. But now that you mention it, all three of you are dicks.
Glad we cleared that up.
I'm gladder
Hahaha sorry dude...PayPal going out as soon as I get to the house
Did you get it? Sent it last night around 2100
Which equals 9:00 PM, Sarge.
Unemployed Sarge doesn't use clocks because Unemployed Sarge doesn't have anywhere to go.
Also, I just checked and yes.....got it. Grassy ass.
I thought for sure I'd get some kind of recognition for sending awesome swag along with my payment but noooo....so don't expect anything cool next time you steal from me.
Wtf....I typed up a lovely pm for you and called you all sorts of unpleasant names for that shi, um, stuff. Either I forgot to hit send because I'm a moron or I dreamt sending you that pm.
Anyway, thanks for unloading that crap on me. Farg you. Funny postcards though.
Dick.
Never got a PM but I am satisfied now, thank you.
And beware fargers...if I owe you money, I'm going to send you any and all awful Eagles crap that I find lurking in the dirty corners of my home.
That reminds me...if you don't want it back, I suggest not winning the league ever again. It's our new trophy.
Yeah so...I'm quitting fantasy football.
Not enough time or interest.
Good luck finding someone to take my team.
You're not allowed to quit that easily. We have to vote on it.
Ha...the commissioner in my other regular league responded by saying "resignation rejected. pull up your socks."
I was going to reference your panties, but yeah, socks works.
You're not allowed to be happy without us. You signed up for this misery, you're going to see it through and pass it to your kids if you ever die. See you at the draft.
You just don't want to run the risk of accidentally winning the league and getting your "trophy" sent back to you. Hoyda.