The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=22768908&ref=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FYtm13mPpiI

What a funhole!

[Diomedes]

You're beating off right now, aren't you.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Why would I jerk off to some self entitled high schooler?

[Diomedes]

I jerk off to some self entitled high schooler.

[SD]

Misogynist

[Geowhizzer]

One from Dio's 'hood?

Police: Men robbed pregnant woman in labor

[ice grillin you]

thats actually more my hood....not really but closer to me than dio

naptown son!

[Diomedes]

I lived there seven years and work there daily.  Literally can't walk around for more than ten minutes without seeing someone I know.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.khou.com/news/Two-women-arrested-after-1-year-old-suffers-acute-alcohol-poisoning--250855421.html

Pieces of shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-16-years-putting-infant-freezer-23014593

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/couple-allegedly-claimed-welfare-food-stamps-living-12/story?id=23112223

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Pa-Woman-Convicted-in-Newborn-Pub-Bathroom-Murder-254831851.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrand

Ummm Jesus Christ...and this was at Starters up in Lehigh.

[Eagaholic]

Imagine you are a frisky 70-year-old man who decides to hire an escort for the evening when you're out of town. When the lovely lady of the evening arrives, you notice with a shock that the woman seems very familiar. In fact, she's more than just familiar. You know her very well. She's ... your son's fianceé! Now you've got quite a dilemma on your hands -- do you tell your son what the woman he's about to marry does for a living?

Apparently this all really happened -- in Italy. The 70-year-old man, marital status unclear, hired an escort when he went out of town, only to be flummoxed when his 40-year-old son's fianceé showed up. To their credit, the two decided not to go ahead with their -- ahem -- business arrangement.

But the man wrestled with the question as to whether to tell his son that his South American girlfriend wasn't a waitress as everyone believed, but a prostitute. Additionally, if he told his son, he would be revealing his own role as an old horndog who used escorts. If the father were still married, an even bigger dilemma. Do you risk your marriage to warn your son about the woman he's about to marry?

I suspect most of us would do what the man ultimately did -- which was tell his son.

And you know what they say about don't kill the messenger. Because so many want to. The son was apparently furious with the dad and the two got into an argument. Four years later, the pair are still in court, where the son has sued his father for "injuries." It's unclear if these are physical injuries related to the fight -- or psychological injuries related to the shock of your dad telling you the woman you plan to marry is an escort.

[hbionic]

pics please.

[Eagaholic]

You want the guy naked or clothed?