Phillies 2017 Thread

[MDS]

i want to take all of management's empty platitudes about kendrick and saunders having "professional ABs" and being "professional hitters" and launch them into the sun

altherr and quinn should be on the corners and williams can steal a spot when he proves it. and teach one of them 1B so i dont have to look at tommy joseph's dumb old man face anymore

[Don Ho]

OMG Todd, Tommy Joseph "old man face".  Priceless.   

[ice grillin you]

1-21 with RISP

Phillies are BACK, baby

i thought matt stairs changed the culture

[PhillyPhreak54]

That's gonna be your rally cry this year isn't it

[ice grillin you]

not really but its an all time j'ism that after one game against a hideous pitcher and the only team in the league that might be worse than the phillies you thought a tv announcer transformed an atrocious lineup

[MDS]

but john kruk said

[PhillyPhreak54]

Transformed no

But I forgot if someone says something you and junior go in on it

They worked the counts better. I made an observation. Slow your roll

[MDS]

oh j bird

http://www.phillyvoice.com/bryce-harper-really-likes-philadelphia-just-him/

[PhillyPhreak54]

Errrrrbody hits!

#Natitude

[SD]

This is amazing

[PhillyPhreak54]

So 0-1 runs tomorrow then right? That's what usually happens.

[Geowhizzer]

First inning tonight:


The rest of the season:

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sadly accurate

[Rome]

Harper just went down to toss his armor and got rung the farg up.

Suck my King Kong cock you funholeface shteinbag.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Harper just went down to toss his armor and got rung the farg up.

Suck my King Kong cock you funholeface shteinbag.